Today we ask the age-old question. – Will it soccer? – Oh! Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) – Good Mythical Morning! – We are smack dab in the heart of World Cup fever, and I don’t know if you knew this about me, but I, too, am a football star. Or, where I’m from we called it soccer. – Yeah, I remember that, man. – And where I’m still from, we call it soccer, but I know it’s football, because I am a star of that. I scored two goals in one game, both with my left foot. – I was there, in the crowd, ’cause I didn’t play in high school. My soccer experience stopped in eighth grade, but it was just like this, just eighth grade. ‘Cause I was the goalie. – You were the goalie. So today, I get to get my kick on, and you get to get your goal on, but the balls ain’t gonna be like this, Rhett. ‘Cause we’re gonna push the limits to super cool weird and questionable soccer balls. – That’s right, it’s time for… – [Both] “Will it Soccer?” – Well, if you wanna get specific about it, it’s actually “Will it Soccer Ball?” – Yeah, yeah. – Because we’re gonna be kicking some balls. And here is the criteria for what makes a soccer ball a soccer ball. First, the ability to stay intact and continuously move across a field when kicked, not punched. – We have standards. – And also a generally spherical shape. We ain’t gonna be kicking no pyramid balls, that’s not a ball, right? – So you’re basically saying, and this is the direction that we gave to Jessie, it needs to be round and kickable. – Round and kickable. – That’s it. All right, let’s get to the first one. You’ve heard of dangling a carrot in front of a horse to get it to move, so, it only makes sense to motivate a couple of guys like us to get our rears in gear with milk’s favorite cookie, dangled in front of my foot, in the form of a soccer ball. Introducing Gooooaaaareos. This is a soccer ball made out of Oreos. Jessie, what did you do? – [Jessie] Glued a bunch of Oreos together. – Now, what’s inside? – Is it hollow? – [Jessie] Nothing, it’s hollow. – So again, we’re not cheating, we’re not just taking a soccer ball and putting Oreos on it. That’s what they would do on fill in the blank other YouTube channel. – Smella-dat. You talking ’bout Dude Perfect again? (crew laughs) – No, I didn’t say anything, man. They would do something more impressive than we’re going to do today. – He didn’t mean that, Jessie. You’ve done some impressive stuff. – I’m saying the athletic prowess that’s about to be on display is not on the level of Dude Perfect, okay? – Do I have a mirror? He didn’t mean that, Link. All right, so we’re gonna go outside with this thing, and we’re gonna goal it. Is that what they…? Yes, score. Welcome to the Auto Zone, because this is our parking lot. Welcome to the, what, the…? – The Pitch Zone. – The Pitch Zone. – Because of the tar that’s on the surface. – Team Linkerpool versus… – Rhett Madrid. (crew laughs) – I feel like I need to warm up. – Oh, I definitely need to warm up. But I don’t remember it being this close. Last time I did this, when I was 14, I don’t remember being this close. – Oh, no! You know what? We don’t need to warm up anymore. – I think we’re adequately warmed up. – All right, Jessie, bring in the real ball! – Yeah. – Oreo ball in place. I… – [Rhett] It’s a good looking ball, man. – There’s no way this is not gonna explode around my foot. – Hey. I mean, I’ve never kicked an Oreo, so I don’t know. – I’m gonna give it everything I got, ’cause I want to score, you know what I’m saying? You know what I’m saying, Ref? – Hey, but you have to wait for Ref Chase to give you, he’s doing this very official, and then I don’t know what David’s doing. – Make sure it’s in the goal. – He’s gonna make sure it’s in the goal. – Okay. Ready when you are. (whistle blows) Here we go. I’m nervous. – Me, too. – [Link] Oh! Oh, I missed! (groovy music) Oh! Oh, I missed! Oh! – [Rhett] Wow, I never saw it. – [Link] Oh my gosh! – Look at that! The netting stayed intact. – It wrapped around my foot, and disintegrated… – Look at that Oreo cream, that’s some tough cream. – What is this cream, Jessie? – [Jessie] Silicone. – Silicone cream? – Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the normal stuff. So don’t eat it. – [Jessie] Yeah, don’t. – Okay, you tell me, is this still a ball? – I’m just bummed that I missed. But yeah, I think it… – No, no, that’s not still a ball! Okay, if you said “Hey, come over and play soccer.” And I was like “All right, here’s my ball.” – I just realized that my… – You’d be like “Are we going fishing? Is that a net?” – My jersey has pockets. Is that normal? – Well that’s your shorts. – So yeah, this is cool and all, but, it’s… – [Rhett] Oreo, will it soccer? – [Both] No. – Okay, I’m not sure if the makers of Crocs really understood what they were unleashing on the entire world population, but you will not find a single soul that doesn’t have an incredibly strong opinion about them. – I hated ’em until I wore ’em. – Exactly. Now, it’s time that the world’s most popular sport met the world’s most popular controversial piece of fashion. Yeah, we got the Croccer ball. – What? Look, it’s beautiful! – I mean, it’s got some ball-like quality, the way that you’re playing with that thing, I’m very, oh, oh, yeah. – Jessie, what did you do? – Think she just put some Crocs together. – [Jessie] No, I actually sewed them together. – Sewed them together! – [Link] These are baby Crocs. – [Jessie] Yep, toddler size. – Okay. – Let’s go kick it. – Only kick them when toddlers are not inside them. Croc ball in place. – Well, can I confirm one thing? Have you put every single one of those Crocs into sport mode? Because that seems appropriate. – [Link] Good idea. – Thank you. – [Link] I did it with some of ’em, and I’m stopping now. – Okay. I feel validated. – Okay. – Hey, man, listen, I think this is gonna soccer, and so you gotta make sure you get it in the goal. – I gotta get it past you, which is a point. – I’m gonna look really professional, I was told by someone, I’m not gonna mention her name, (Stevie laughs) but she’s laughing right now, that when the last ball was kicked, that I went like this. – Yeah, yeah, that’s not good goalie form. – Hey, I haven’t been a goalie for 31 years, man! – All right, here we go. (whistle blows) (crew chuckles) All right. (Rhett roars) Aw, come on! (groovy music) (Link grunts in slow motion) (Rhett roars in slow motion) – You opened her up! – Come on… That thing just kinda foof, floated. Did you still wince and cringe? – Is it still a ball, or is it more of a…? – It’s more of a helmet, now. There you go. Look at that. – How do I look? – Now bend over. (crew chuckles) Nah, that felt good. It felt good to kick that thing. – Really? – And then all you gotta do is just start sewing it back together in between plays, you know? – It kinda half soccer. – You know how soccer starts and stops a lot? There’s a lot of time to like… Yeah, it just didn’t… – I don’t think you could get through much of a game, this would be pretty frustrating. – But it looks awesome, and for kids who don’t have the powerhouse thighs that I do… – So for the kids, Crocs, will it soccer? Yeah, for the kids. – Yes. Not only is it World Cup season, it’s also holiday season, and since no one else was into my idea for a soccer ball made of mistletoe, we agreed that the world should finally know if Christmas ornaments have what it takes to be soccerfied. Presenting Merry Kickmas! – Hey. – [Link] That’s a good name. – [Rhett] that’s fun to say. – This doesn’t look fragile at all. Jessie, lemme guess, you glued a bunch of ornaments together. – [Jessie] Hot glue this time. – Hot glue. – Oh, hot glue, okay. Watch out. – Sexy glue, okay. We got a shard thing that could happen. – This is the interesting thing, is, it’s also kind of an ornament in and of itself. (Link gasps) – Not for long. I’m gonna toe bash this like Shantae Hart would do on Recreation Soccer. – And I think she did wear work boots when she played. – Yeah, I got a steel toe boot on, and, boy, it really makes my foot heavy. Okay. – I’m uncomfortable with the phrase “toe bash.” – Why? – No reason. You ready? – Is it sexual? – It kinda sounds that way. – No, it doesn’t. – Yeah, now that I think about it, it kinda does. – Okay, it does. Awesome. Hey, I’ma toe bash this. (whistle sputters) Okay. Now that all seems like a setup just so you could give me a yellow card. – Just a little bit, yeah. – It’s not, though. Okay, I’m ready. Oh, gosh. – I’m a little nervous. Because I don’t know if this is gonna protect glass ornaments from going in my veins. – Sh, be goalie. Be goalie, be quiet. Here it comes. (whistle sputters) Oh, gosh. (groovy music) Oh, gosh. – Goal! – Yes! One! One little piece! – You got two goals, two points! – Two points! – [Rhett] Three points if you count that. – So, all of this jazz, I mean, oh, sorry. – I don’t think you have to apologize to it. – Here you go, you wanna hold a bigger piece? It felt like I didn’t kick anything. – Really? Those are good boots. – It was the beauty of it. It was like, if I were blindfolded, it would’ve been like kicking an invisible ball. – Is this a ball? – No. We’re really experiencing a lot of failure, which does bring me back to all of my sports experiences. – Yeah, right, I think if we show up and say, even for the kids, I mean… – Yeah, not gonna happen. – I don’t think so, so… – Should’ve done the mistletoe ball, guys. – Christmas… I didn’t have my thing on, man! – Oh. (crew laughs) – [Rhett] Christmas ornaments. Will it soccer? – [Both] No. – Holiday shopping shipping reminder, tomorrow, Nobember 30th, is the international shipping cutoff for Mythical.com, so, if you wanna order something, and have it guaranteed to arrive by the holidays, go to Mythical.com by tomorrow if you’re international, all right? And it’s a good place to just be thinking about gifts for yourself, for others. – For others, yourself, and others. – Early and late holidays. Mythical.com. – All right, it is a crime that a soccer ball hasn’t been made out of marshmallows, okay? This is the world’s fluffiest confectionary treat! So today, justice is delivered. This is the softer ball. – It’s a marshmallooh… – Wow, it has some give. Jessie, what’s inside there? – [Jessie] Again, it’s hollow. – “Again, it’s hollow.” She’s getting frustrated with your dumb questions. – The black stuff. – [Jessie] That’s also a silicone adhesive. – [Rhett] Okay, all right. – [Link] But it has the appearance of roasted. – [Jessie] Yeah, I had to toast them this morning. – Oh, freshly toasted? Lick ’em and see what happens. Did you get a little of that silicone? – She didn’t make this thing this morning. Did you? – [Jessie] I just toasted it this morning. – She just toasted it this morning. It still tastes okay. You know what? I think this is one of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man’s balls. – Yeah, boy, where’s the other one? On the streets of New York. – That’s right. Have a seat. Oh. This is the most relaxed soccer ball I’ve ever seen. Now, I wanna set this thing up for success, so, if I just haul off and leg smack it… – Don’t do that. – I think I’m gonna do more of like a scoop and push. – The ol’ shovel kick. – But because I’m gonna have to scoop and push, I need you to do more of like a slow-mo save effort. – Oh yeah, I will be receiving in a very relaxed fashion. – But if it goes just under your arm as you dive, that would be awesome. – [Rhett] Oh, as I dive? – Yeah, that would be awesome. – I’m gonna dive. – So, I’m just gonna stay up here, Ref, and then, I just need… – [Rhett] That’s completely legal, by the way. – Wait for the whistle. – [Link] I think I wanna just go ahead and put it on my foot. – Now, that’s illegal. Just so you know, if we’re playing by FIFA rules, that is illegal. – I’ll allow it. – [Rhett] Okay, but it has been allowed. – Okay. It’s on there. – Ready? – [Rhett] Looks like one big shoe. – Yeah. (whistle blows) Okay. How’s this gonna work here? (crew chuckles) – Hand ball. – Oh, shoot. – That’s more than a yellow card. – Here we go. Just… I want it to work. Ha! Oh! (referee laughs) (groovy music) Ha! Oh! (referee laughs in slow motion) That thing is… – Look at that, man, it’s still a ball for the kids! – Oh, man. – I mean, it’s still a ball. – Throw it to me, lemme see if I can get a header. – [Rhett] Okay, here we go. – Like, I’m gonna head it right into the corner, just lob it. – Okay, here we go. Did you hear the noise it makes when it hits the ground? – That didn’t work. Ah. I did remember to take my glasses off, that was brilliant on my part. – Look at that, I can make this into a puppet. – Okay, this is now “Will it Puppet?” In order to make this a resounding success. But as far as a soccer ball, does it work for the kids? – I think it works for the kids. Marshmallows, will it soccer? – [Both] Yes, for the kids. – So, we had two things work for the kids, it was marshmallows and Crocs. – Right. ‘Cause we love the kids. – But listen, if you’re just an adult, or like, not a toddler, you should probably just stick with a regular soccer ball made out of some sort of actual substance. – Right. Unh! (crew chuckles) (whistle blows) – That was awkward. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – [All] Hi! – I’m Ella. – I’m Chloe. – And I’m Kalyn. – [All] And we’re about to play “Will it Cupcake?” – And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – They went a whole new level with hand motions when they say “Will it,” man. We gotta be taking some notes. Click the top link to watch us use our heads to together unscramble some ridiculous sentences in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. 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