What does Amazon think about your face? – Let’s talk about that. (gentle upbeat music) – Good Mythical Morning! – You may have noticed that some online retailers have added a photo search feature in their apps to make shopping more efficient. Like, Amazon has this thing called Amazon Lens. – Uh-huh. – Take a picture of somethinG and then it like, serves up stuff you can buy. On eBay they call it, “Find it on eBay image search.” – Oh, that’s catchy. – Very catchy, yeah. – You basically take a photo of something you want to buy online and the app finds it or something like it for you. But, it was only a matter of time before a member of the Mythical crew got a little turnt one Saturday night and uploaded pictures of their own face into eBay’s image search. – Okay, so, Emily, you posted this photo on eBay. Why? – [Emily] I sure did. (laughs) I don’t know, I was just hanging out, but I’m an eBay fanatic. I have a deep problem with shopping on eBay. – Okay. – Okay. – [Emily] And I saw the feature. I’d never noticed it before and just decided to give it a go. – It doesn’t look like it’s late at night. Is this your turnt look? Don’t answer that. – [Emily] Yeah, when I’m hanging out alone on a Saturday night, yeah. (laughing) – What came back? Oh, my gosh. (laughing) – [Emily] This very surprisingly expensive doll. – [Link] $80. – [Emily] A very, it’s a good likeness and you know, bag lady, I think they nailed it. – The Bag Lady Doll. – (laughing) Did you buy it? – [Emily] No, I didn’t buy it. – Oh, my gosh. – Oh, my gosh. – [Emily] I screenshotted it and sent it to all my friends and family and they got a big kick out of it. – Well, you got Kevin on this bandwagon, right? – [Emily] Oh, yeah. – Well yeah, so yeah, more people started doing it. So Kevin uploaded this photo and what he got back was a video called, “Limits of Therapy.” (Link laughing) So apparently, AI thinks that Kevin has surpassed the limits of therapy or like, he’s met the limits of therapy. Like, I’m… – Do we have Kevin on the line, as well? Okay, yeah. He just doesn’t wanna- – He’s in therapy right now. – [Emily] I wanna point out one thing about this, though. This is from Amazon, the one with Kevin. – Okay. – [Emily] And the one I did was from eBay, so there may be slight variations between the two. – Apparently, Amazon can see into your damaged soul and then sell you something related to it. – Yes. – But, how can we subvert these apps to see if we can uncover what’s really happening behind the scenes? – Yes. – It’s time for, “Lights, Camera, Amazon and eBay.” (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Okay boys, every round, we’ll be exploring the Amazon and eBay photo search features in different ways. You’ll be competing against each other. Each question is worth one point. – You again. – [Stevie] And the winner will receive a special prize that was suggested after we uploaded a photo of the potential winner’s face to eBay. And we’re gonna kick things off with a two part round. First, we uploaded Mike Public Peer Pasley’s high school yearbook photo. – [Link] Oh, my gosh! – [Stevie] To eBay. – [Rhett] Are you sure that’s not like his like, 5th grade photo? (laughing) – [Stevie] Based on this photo, which item did eBay suggest we buy? A, a Will Ferrell elf blowup doll. – [Link] Blowup. – [Stevie] Blowup. B, the Book of Mormon. (Link and Rhett laughing) – Pasty White Mike Pasley. I don’t know if it is true, but I mean, that would’ve been a really funny joke for one of us to say, you know? Which makes me think that it probably isn’t something that AI came up with. – [Stevie] Or C, a pair of jumbo eyeglasses. – [Link] All right, I’m gonna write down my answer. – Man. – Young man with glasses and a tie leaning against a tree. – Okay. All right. – I hope it’s the Book of Mormon. But I mean, he has the tie. He’s a very white person. (crew laughing) This may not be very exciting and you may have done this to mislead me, but I think the AI thought he needed more pronounced frames on his glasses and so I kind of just went with that. C. – Stevie The answer was A. – Oh, dang it! It was the inflatable. – And we have it? – [Stevie] Yeah, we got it. – Look at that. Hey, we can put that next to a tree, Link. Oh, it’s actually four put going in your car. See, because look, it stops right there and it has like, a strap to go around the headrest. I think this is so you can get in the HOV lane legally. – HOV! Yes, that’s exactly what it is. Very lifelike. It feels very lifelike. – But what do we think is the connection here, from an AI perspective? Is it just the fact that like- – Well, do we have- – It’s from the nipple up? – [Stevie] It’s interesting that you asked about his nipple because part two of this round is that we uploaded just a closeup, not of his nipple ’cause it wasn’t showing in the photo, but of his mouth. So let’s take a look at that. – Oh, gosh. I’m sorry, Pasley. – [Stevie] And then, we went to Amazon instead of eBay. – Okay. – [Stevie] So which item, based on this closeup, do you think that Amazon suggested? A, a white plastic fence. – Rhett 12 pieces. – [Stevie] B, genital warts remover cream. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh. – [Link] The warts come through the hands? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You try to cover them up. That won’t work. You gotta get this cream. – [Link] Herpes remover. – [Stevie] C, a generic Beetlejuice costume wig. – I hope it’s genital warts. All right. – All right. I went with C again. – Yeah, the only one with the mouth. Even though the mouth is not any part of what’s actually for sale. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Guys, you’re gonna be. Well, you didn’t get that this right, but you’re gonna be very pleased to know. It’s B, genital warts remover cream. (buzzer dinging) – Which we have here. We paid $7 for this and we can all line up to use it in the restroom, but no one gets to take this home. This is company genital warts remover and we’re gonna all share it. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Okay, this round, we are testing in reverse. We uploaded a photo to eBay of something unsettling found on Emily’s kitchen counter. – [Link] Okay, which is censored. Okay. – [Stevie] That photo earned us the suggestion of this little guy, which we went ahead and purchased. Why don’t you go ahead and lift that cloche up? – Oh no, we have it? – (gasps) What? He’s so cute. – And he can sit in your hand! He can sit in your hand. – [Link] I think it’s a she. – She can sit in your hand and dance. – Voobaloobaboobies in the grape varietal. – Look at that. That is real swell. – [Stevie] Okay, but the question is- – Is that swell, Rhett? – That’s swell. – [Stevie] If that’s what popped up from the photo that we uploaded, what was on that counter that we censored? – I think I know immediately what this is. – [Stevie] Okay, I won’t give you your ABC choices then. – Oh. – Do you not want choices? – I mean, do you have a guess? – [Rhett] Yeah. – I said a roach dead. – Oh, I said jelly. (laughs) (crew laughing) Why’d you say roach? Because, I mean, it kind of looks like a roach, if you squint. – Okay. Interesting. I think we might need the multiple choices. – [Stevie] Okay, I’ll give you the multiple choices, but Link, you can leave your answer because it’s one of the multiple choice options. So is it A, a dead roach? B, a dollop of mouse blood. C, a wad of hair pulled from the sink drain. – Emily. – Mouse blood. Okay. – I think it’s the wad of hair. – I, just because I was thinking jelly and then maybe it thought that the blood was jelly. Going with blood. – Or wine stain, maybe. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Well, Emily, do you wanna reveal the answer here and some kind of explanation for it? – [Emily] Oh, I would love to. It was a dollop of mouse blood. (Link and Rhett groaning) – In the shape of a heart. – [Emily] I know. Isn’t that like, passive aggressive? I don’t know what these mice are up to, but they’re dead now. (crew laughing) – How do you know- – Did it get into a trap or did it just come? Was it having a bad night and vomited up some blood? Like, what happened here, you think? – [Emily] I mean, so I don’t know for sure. When the exterminators came, they did tell me that mice and rats can cry blood. So I think maybe they just overheard some of the, you know, Netflix Christmas movies I was watching and were just like, ugh. – Sitting on the counter crying blood. – I think the exterminator was flirting with you, Emily. – [Emily] Yeah. – Did it work? – The old blood crying ploy. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] For this round, we uploaded photos of crew members into eBay and one of them generated the world’s best eye patch for adults in silver metallic. – [Link] That guy looks so happy to be wearing it. – That’s the world’s best. Oh, it’s under here. – Oh, give it a shot, Rhett. Throw that thing on. – I’ll tell you if it’s the world’ best. – $16. World’s best. Oh, yeah. Now make the face that he’s making. (crew laughing) That’s it. Huh. All right. – [Stevie] Okay, so which photo generated this item as a suggested purchase? And it’s actually, these photos are underneath the duvet over on Link’s side. – The duvet. – [Stevie] Was it A, Mikayla peeking through a giant snowflake? B, David Hill with pita bread on his head. C, Jenna with a clay beauty mask on or D, Davin with a Post-It on his mouth. – So I’m guessing that, I don’t know what the. I don’t know how the calls to action around here work because we kind of stay out of that loop so we can’t cheat. – We don’t make any calls to action. – I also gotta admit, I’m at a slight disadvantage here ’cause I can only see outta one eye. No depth perception whatsoever. Good thing I’m looking at 2D images. – All right, I have a reason and I have an answer. – Okay. What’s your reason and what’s your answer? – I think it’s Jenna because they’re like, oh, something’s not right with those eyes. – Oh, that’s actually really good. – We need to cover one of those up at least. It’s like, it looks wounded or not functional. – I thought that maybe it thought that Mikayla was beginning to like, put on some sort of silver costume. It was either David Hill or Mikayla for me ’cause it was like beginning of a costume. – Okay. – You know? – [Stevie] The answer was C, Jenna. – Yes! And I think it really has something to do with something’s wrong with that eye. You need to let it heal. You need to let it recover. And your eyes look normal now. – [Jenna] They look normal now. Yeah. Yeah. – Jenna, do you want this eye patch? – [Jenna] Yes, I do. – Okay. – I think because it’s silver, Jenna, it won’t be as hot in the sun. You know, it’ll reflect more of the heat. – [Jenna] It’s like, flexible. – That’s how it works. – Yeah, it’s the world’s greatest eye patch. – [Jenna] Yeah. – We expect you to wear that daily now. – All right? – Okay, I will. – Well, I mean, starting now would be great, honestly. – [Jenna] Don’t worry. I’ll put it on. – Yeah, I just kinda wanna see it. Okay. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Yeah, give ’em a little. there you go. Just give them a little walk walkthrough. – I do have pink eye, so. – Hello? Oh no! Oh, I like this. – It’s a good look. – This is my new look. – It goes with a sweater. – Yeah. – Yeah. Okay. – All right. – That’s working. (upbeat music) Before we find out what’s under these, you know what? Speaking of Amazon. – Yeah? – We’ve got a little spot on Amazon. amazon.com/mythical where you can go over there. – Little spot. – If you really like, you know, Prime shipping. If that’s your thing, well, we got you covered. There’s multiple things over there. We’ve got some apparel, but we also have tech accessories, guys. Technical accessories! Technology accessories. – Like for your phones and stuff. – Yeah. Stuff like that. – Logo wear. amazon.com/mythical. – [Stevie] Okay, for this round, we want you to take a look at these little items under Rhett’s cloche. Don’t touch Link’s cloche from eBay. – These little items. This is fun. Oh, is that a medallion? – Is this soap on a rope? – [Stevie] I can’t tell you anything about these. – Yeah, it’s a medallion. It’s not soap. – Is that made of jade? – Yeah. You should know. You got a dog named after it. – I’d really like to get into medallions. – We have a Mastodon figurine. We have two babies that look like they’re naked, but they’re actually fully clothed with flesh colored clothes, sledding. And then we have a, what could best be described as a iteration on Slimer with large hands. – [Link] A ghoul. – [Stevie] Okay, so there was a singular photo that generated all of these items that we purchased as suggestions. – Wow. – [Stevie] And we’re not going to show you the photos this round. We’re just gonna give you the descriptions. You’re gonna pick from the descriptions of what you think the photo was. – Okay. – [Stevie] Was it A, Easy Cheese sprayed on the back of a hand? B, a slice of pizza floating in a toilet or C, a Pop Tart covered with ketchup smashed on Josh’s tramp stamp? – I don’t really wanna see any of these. (crew laughing) – I love Easy Cheese on the back of a hand. – Pop Tart covered with ketchup. – That’s one of my favorite hashtags. Do you know what hashtag is? – No. – #EasyCheeseSprayedontheBackofaHand. – Oh. – Yeah, they’ve tried to come up with shorter ones. The community, we have. We tried back of hand spray cheese. We tried Easy Cheese hand, but we found out that the only way to get what we wanted was Easy Cheese sprayed on the back of a hand. That was the hashtag that- – You landed on that? – Yeah. – Okay, good. – That was all to throw you off. Did it work? – No. Okay. What did you say then, if you were trying to throw me off? – I said that it was C because Josh’s tramp stamp has like, a goat and Babish’s head. – That’s a good point. – And then blood. Too late. Turn it. – No, yeah, I said- – You might be right. – I said A, Easy Cheese sprayed on the back of a hand. I forgot to say hashtag. – Oh, yeah. Thanks. – [Stevie] The answer was A, Easy Cheese. – Yes! – [Stevie] It’s also underneath that cloche, if you wanna experience it for yourself. – You want a hashtag? – You know what? I’ve seen this one. Yeah, yeah. I’ve seen that one. That got a seven outta 10 on our rating system. So what could it have thought was happening? What could it have thought was happening? I’m gonna give that a two. You can try again on this one. So the key to doing it is you gotta make sure it doesn’t do blobs. It does more of a- – Yeah, I need more of a space. – Yeah. Yeah. It’s gotta be squiggly. That’s what we like in the community. Yeah. Oh, okay. Not bad. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] This final round is another two-parter. First off, according to Amazon lens, which Mythical character does this poster of Nacho Libre resemble? Is it A, cotton candy Randy? – Could be. – [Stevie] B, Giant Deborah, or C, Lucas as the sofa king in our nofanity episode. – All right. This one seems easy to me. – There’s two that it could be, I feel like, but. Okay. All right. – I mean, I think it’s Giant Deborah. – That’s what I went with, as well. – Pretty much looks the same. – It could be the fact that there’s a royalty nature to the sofa king, but I don’t know if it’s zeroed in more on the face, then it would be B. – [Stevie] Okay, well, you are both correct. It was Giant Deborah, but this is a two-parter round. – Two-parter. – We’ve gained nothing on each other. – [Stevie] Okay, so it all comes down to this. What results did Giant Deborah’s portrait generate over on eBay? A, a vintage little Orphan Annie Cabbage Patch kids toy. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s cute. – [Stevie] B, “Who was George Washington?” A book by Roberta Edwards. – [Rhett] Oh, yeah. One of my favorite authors. – [Link] Well, we have some of those. – [Stevie] Or C, a Victorian Jack Asher trading card for the great Atlantic Pacific Tea Company. – [Link] So the sailor, is he smoking? – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s a cigarette. – Okay. – Or cigar. – Okay. All right. I have my guess. There’s only three options, Rhett. I mean, just choose one. – I know this one, but, I mean, there’s a lot of stake here. I have to get it right and you have to get it wrong in order for us to tie, man. Okay. All right. Don’t feel great about this. Now, if we tied, I just cheated. I know we didn’t. All right, I said C. I mean, it looks just like her. – Yeah, it’s either C or the reason I went with B is the shape of the hair, which ended up being kind of a thing in the last round, so. – [Stevie] The answer is C. – Yes! Makes total sense, right? And do we have that trading card? – [Stevie] Yeah, right beside you. – Look at that! This thing. – [Rhett] What year is that from? – It’s awesome. – [Stevie] Victorian. – Victorian era. – Jack ashore. – You shouldn’t. Why’d you take it out? – And then on the back- – It’s precious, man. We paid $17.50 for that. – And on the back of it- – Now, we can only sell it for like, $14 ’cause you’ve touched it. – What is this on the back? It’s just like a list of something. – His accomplishments. – Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea companies branch houses in the United States. – Oh, look at that. Look how many branch houses they had. Was there one in Raleigh? – So it’s basically just how do you get to all the different tea companies. Tea houses. – [Stevie] Okay, well, Link, that means that you won here. – Yeah. – [Stevie] So you get a prize suggested by eBay based on your own photo. Here’s the object. – Oh, my gosh. – Well, who is that? – Look at that. – [Rhett] Is that Christian Bale? – I think it’s me carved out of… – Does it smell like you? – Is this ivory? This is not. This is not… – [Stevie] It’s not ivory. – We don’t deal in ivory. – [Stevie] It is Christian Bale, though. – It is? – [Stevie] It’s a one-16th scale. – His face is so narrow. It’s basically me without glasses. I mean, let’s be real. (crew laughing) I’m Batman. It’s just the head. – Hey, why don’t you try to use that as soap and see what happens? – I could use it as an eye patch. That would be cool. (laughs) I’m gonna do that. And then you can have the George Washington. – I don’t know what we learned. I kind of feel like I learned that AI has some work to do to figure us out as a species. – Yeah. – You know what I’m saying? Before it can start giving us the things that we actually want. Because I don’t know if Big Deborah wants this and I don’t know if you want that. – Maybe just a medallion. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, my name is Hailey and this is Max and we’re from Waxhaw, North Carolina. 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