Which states are serving up the craziest stadium foods? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat cheerful music) “Good Mythical Morning!” – With the big copyrighted game. Just how many days away is it? – Two days. – Two days away, what better way to honor the mighty football gods than by tasting crazy stadium foods, and guessing where they’re from? – Oh, and can we also perform dramatic long snaps launched at high speeds towards the Mythical crew while they’re trapped in a double decker grid? – For you, buddy? Sure. It’s time for “Hut! Hut! Bite! Crazy Stadium Foods!” Welcome to the Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty Hiking Everywhere Stadium! Home of the Mythical Rings! (curtains rattling) (Rhett and Link screaming) – Where else on the internet do you see people in rings? (crew laughing) – I don’t, are you referring to something? – No. (crew laughs) – I guess my answer is nowhere then. – These are our state representatives, man- – Let gas started- – This is exciting! – [Link] Y’all going double decker! – What’s going on here, Stevie? – [Stevie] Well, each round, you’ll try a crazy food actually served at a pro sports stadium, not just a football stadium. The foods will, of course- – Okay. – Be recreations cooked up by the Mythical Kitchen. You’ll each get up to three chances to hike a football to the correct state for a six-point touchdown. – ‘Cause that’s how it works in football! – Yeah. – You oughta know, if you hike it through the upright, you get six points! (Link and crew laughing) A lot of people don’t know that rule. – [Stevie] But once you get a ball through a ring, you’re locked into that guess. If you don’t get six points, there’s still a chance to walk away with three points by guessing which team in the correct state serves the dish. The loser has to shake their tight end whenever the winner yells, “Hike!” in “Good Mythical More.” And to start, let’s do a coin flip to decide who gets the ball first. – All right. Man, this is official. – Hello gentlemen. – Would you like- – Hey. – Would you like to call? – Yeah. – Go on, call ahead. – Heads, tails? – Heads! – Tails. (crew laughing) – All right, this is- – Rhett will start. – This is starting off on the right foot. (laughs) – All right, I think you wanna see my tight end shake. – Okay. (triumphant fanfare music) Okay, before we get to hiking, let’s see who we’ve got on the field today. – Hi, I’m Ohio, the Buckeye State, and in Ohio, it is illegal for more than five women to live together. – Ah, that makes sense. – Sup, bros? I’m California, and California’s the only state that has had both the Summer and the Winter Olympics. – Oh, wow. – Facts. – Well, yeah, I like facts. – I’m Massachusetts, our capital is Boston, and we’re known as the Bay State, or Rhett, you’ll like this one, the Baked Bean State. – Oh, yes, I really, I like that a lot. (crew laughing) – Howdy, cowboys, I’m from Texas, and everything’s bigger here! (crew laughing) (Rhett laughs) – All right. – Yeah. (Rhett laughs) – All right. Howdy. – Howdy. – I’m New York, the birthplace of the marshmallow, and also Diane Lane, so that’s pretty cool. (crew laughs) – Yeah. – Yo, yo, I’m Tony from Philadelphia, and what you dopes don’t know about Pennsylvania is it’s where the polio vaccine was invented, and also it’s the first state to feature the URL on the license plate, (crew laughing) which was probably http://www.pennsylvania.com. (Rhett and crew laughing) – Very specific accent from Philadelphia there, I appreciate it. – Oh, hello, I’m Tennessee. We’re the home of Cocaine Bear, the Kid Rock bar, and burning “Harry Potter” books, but mostly Dolly Parton. (crew laughs) – Nice. – Hey bud, I’m Canada. (crew laughing) Sorry. Fun fact, we are not a state of the United States, we’re a whole other country. – Ah. (crew laughing) – These are not our borders, that’s a maple leaf, bud. – Yeah, okay, yeah. (crew laughing) – What happened right here, California? – It just fell off, bro, it just fell. That’s okay. We’ll move. – No worries. (crew laughing) – Okay. All right, and I see we got some food here, Stevie. – [Stevie] Yes, which of our lovely states is home to our first stadium food? – Oh my gosh. – House Smoked Brisket Mac Conewich. – Oh! – Aw! – It’s like a croissant sorta cornucopia. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s a breaded cone filled with 22-hour smoked brisket, and a smoked- – Oh my God! – [Stevie] Three cheese blend mac and cheese. – Are you serious? – Dang, y’all. – This is now the, I love sports. – That’s a good reason to go to a stadium, bro. – Oh, look, you can just unpeel it. – That’s good, now, the more you eat it, it’s the hard it’s gonna be to bend over, and hike. (Rhett mmhmms and claps hands) – Okay. This certainly feels like a Texas thing. – Texas is home through over 12.7 million cattles. (Rhett and crew laugh) – Yeah, yeah. – Yeah. – Yeah. – I mean, you’re right, there’s a lotta cattles, and that’s why (crew laughing) you might get a lotta briskets out of those cattles, you know? In fact, I don’t even think I need to do any more thinking. – That’s way up there, man, you gonna hike that high? – [Rhett] I know, I. Man. Oh, there he is. (laughs) (crew laughing) It takes a second, you have to kinda, whoop! Here we go, Texas! (football thumps) – Oh, doesn’t count! – Too high. – I would get that, but I’m eating this and it’s amazing. – Well, and we have a referee that can (football thumps) retrieve the ball, thank you. Okay, I’m still going with my guess. – I’m ready. (football thumps) (crew laughing) Too low! – Okay. – Dude, you gotta get a hike up, man- – [Texas] Somewhere in between, somewhere in the middle of it. – [Rhett] Okay, here we go! – Oh! – Ah! (crew laughing) – So close. – Aw, Texas! – Yes, that was your three tries. So now, I mean, where else would it be to have brisket nestled down into some mac and cheese cone? – It’s so good. – All right, so, now you’ve had three tries. – Mm. – So, you should definitely be able to catch it when I hike it at you, Texas! – The town of Slaughter, Texas never had homicide. (Rhett and crew laugh) – [Link] Whatever. – No one’s ever been slaughtered in Homicide. – Whoa! – Whoa! – Yes, baby! – There we go. – Texas! (crew applauding) That’s gotta be Texas! – Dang, Link! – Come on, come through! Come through! – [Stevie] The House Smoked Brisket Mac Conewich is from Tennessee. – Aw, Tennessee? (buzzer buzzes) – Yeah. – Oh man! – We’re called the Volunteer State ’cause you can volunteer (crew laughs) to barf in the street during your bachelorette party. (Rhet and crew laugh) – [Stevie] Okay, well, so you both, I mean, not to rub it in, you both lost there, but three points are up for grabs. You have to guess which specific team in Tennessee serves the dish. – All right. – [Stevie] And I’m gonna give you a three, two, one, ’cause you’re both playing, ’cause you both lost, not to rub it in. Three, two, one. – Titans! – Titans! – [Stevie] Okay, both going with Titans, and the real answer is the Memphis Grizzlies. – Aw! – That was my second guess! (buzzer buzzes) – Mm! If I didn’t have brisket in my mouth, I’d be upset right now. – You can get this at a basketball game? Dang. (triumphant fanfare music) – [Stevie] Next up, we have The Slim Chicken, a chicken breast cut crusted in Frosted Flakes, covered with sharp cheddar cheese, and ghost chili honey glazed bacon, all inside an apple fritter. – [Person] What? (crew laughing) – Mm! What? Man! – This feels so wrong. There’s cheese in there. – Whoo! Man, I wouldn’t be able to walk out of the stadium. – But you know- – You’d have to roll me. No points on the board. – The launch- – You gotta keep going first. – It’s a complex position. – Yeah, you gotta bend over. – You may think he’s, all he’s gotta do is just snap it, but he’s gotta block too. Okay. Doughnuts are big in California, Link. – Every street corner, I’ve got a doughnut shop. – But there’s also like, sometimes California shows a little bit of restraint when it comes to like how many calories you put into one dish, you know what I mean? But Ohio, (laughs) not so much. Isn’t that right, Ohio? – That is right. Did you know that tomato, (crew laughs) tomato juice was named our official beverage in 1965? – Oh. – No restraint. – Oh, yeah. (crew laughs) Very little restraint. See, they’re just, these people just drinking the juice of the tomato. – Ours is milk! (Rhett and crew laughing) – From what? – That’s a very good question. (crew laughs) – I believe it’s Dolly Parton, actually. (crew laughing) The milk of Dolly Parton tastes like silicone. (Tennessee laughs) – Wow. – I’m going Ohio. The high hikes- – You’ll never make it, dude. – I mean, that was pretty impressive, man, first try. – [Link] You’ll never make it. Oh! – Oh! (football thumping) – I got you the next time. (crew laughs) I got you the next time. – I think you should switch your answer because Ohio totally failed you. – (gasps) I did not. – And it’s kind of boring. – I did better than Texas! (crew laughing) I mean! – I’m coming at you again, Ohio! – Let’s go! – [Rhett] I’m gonna try to be a little bit more accurate. – Yeah, me too. – Hey! – Ooh, score, you scored! (crew applauding) – Hmm, hmm. Doughnut, spice, throwing everything at this place. I mean, that thing is huge. I think I gotta go back to Texas. I just think it’s just so huge and over the top. – Did you know that it’s legal to flirt with your hands or eyes in San Antonio? I wasn’t finished with my fact yet! (Rhett laughs) – Kinda over the facts. (crew laughing) – Texas is bigger than any country in Europe! There, I’m done. (Rhett laughs) – Aw! (Rhett and crew groan) – That’s what happens when you don’t Let me finish my fact! – Yeah, that’s right, man. – You can’t catch. – Hey, don’t mess with Texas. – This is trendy, I’m changing my answer to California. – Oh. – Forget you, Texas. (crew laughs) – Whoa. – What you think, Cali? – Well, I think California averages a hundred thousand earthquakes a year, so, we’re pretty chill about everything, I guess. – Man. – Are you gonna catch this? – I don’t know. (crew laughing) – Wait, is that what you’re? Come on. Hands up. (crew laughing) Palms out. – And she can’t look like she cares too much, man. – Palms out! (crew laughs) – Okay. – [Link] Palms up! – Okay. – All right, Texas, I’m coming back to you. (Rhett and crew laughing) There’s no way she’ll catch it! – Bring it! – [Link] Hmm. – Ooh. – Thank you! – Whoa! – There we go! – Yes! (crew applauding) – Nice! – [Stevie] The Slim Chicken is from Pennsylvania. – Oh! (buzzer buzzes) – Ooh. – And you didn’t say anything! (crew laughing) – No, but now I’ll tell you that “Bingo” was invented in Pennsylvania! It was originally played with beans, and called “Beano!” (crew laughing) – Man, I’m glad he said that. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s try, and get some points on the board here. You each have- – For real. – [Stevie] A chance to earn three. Which team in Pennsylvania serves this? Three, two, one. – Steelers! – Eagles! – [Stevie] It is the Eagles. – Yes! – Dang! – Yes, the Eagles (buzzer buzzers) are a team. (crew laughs) (triumphant fanfare music) – [Stevie] Up next we have the BBQ Funnel Cake, pulled pork, chopped beef, smoked sausage, citrus kale black bean slaw- – What? – [Stevie] And golden grain mustard barbecue sauce, served on a deep fried funnel cake. – On a deep fried funnel cake, what in the crap? I mean, I didn’t know that stadiums had all this stuff. – Well, you gotta go to stadiums more. – I know, man. This is just so- – That’s, I mean, that’s special. I like sports, but pro sports, I go for the food, because I don’t really, you know, I don’t care as much. – Hmm, hmm. So, there’s barbecue, there’s barbecue sauce, but there’s also like sliced sausages? Hmm. Massachusetts, you like a good sausage. – It is illegal to put tomatoes in your clam chowder. – Huh, okay. (crew laughing) You were sitting on that one, weren’t you? – Yeah, I was. – I like that about you. I’m feeling Massachusetts, I’m feeling. There’s no tomatoes on that, and there’s no chowder. – That’s right. – All right, lemme see those mitts. There ya go, okay. I apologize for this angle, Massachusetts. (crew laughing) – I’m ignoring it. – Just Massachusetts? – Yeah, apologize to everyone. – Yeah. (crew laughing) – Apologize to the people from Harvard. Ooh! – Oh my God! (football thumping) – All right, that was a little high. – [Massachusetts] A little? – You ready? – I’m ready! – [Link] Okay, come on, Massachusetts! Oh! – Whoa! – Catch the nice little tip in to the fingers! (crew applauding) Whoo! – Yeah, okay. – Whoo! – Yeah. All right. – What you thinking, son? – Well, I think that if you throw it to Massachusetts, she’s gonna catch it, but I don’t think that is the correct answer. – What do you think is? – It has a lot of ingredients that would lead you to Texas, but the mixing of the pork and the beef together is something that I think that the average Texan would be opposed to. But again, back to people who really don’t have much of an identity, but are just like constantly like grasping for things, and doing things in excess, Ohio. – We are home, (crew laughing) birthplace of seven presidents, second to Virginia, but she couldn’t make it today. – See, they can’t claim one thing, like, you know, North Carolina, first in flight, Ohio is like, seven presidents! It’s just, there’s too many things happening. And by the way, they should be claiming first in flight, because the Wright Brothers were from Ohio, but you know what? We put it on our license plate! (crew laughs) – Sorry, Ohio. – It’s okay. – All right, here we go. – After all that, now you gotta help him out by trying to catch. (crew laughs) – When you bend over like that, I can see the crack in the Liberty Bell. (crew laughing) – [Rhett] Here we go! – Okay. (ball thumps) – [Link] Oh man, that was right through Ohio’s hands! – [Rhett] Here we go. – If that was Massachusetts- – Oh, you can do this, you got this. – Oh! (football thumping) She looked appalled by that. (crew laughs) – That was really scary. (laughs) – [Rhett] Okay, here we go. – This is the one. – Oh! (crew applauding) – [Rhett] Listen. – This is like team building, we insult them, and then they catch our balls. – And then they’re gonna do trust falls. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] No, please. The BBQ Funnel Cake is from Texas. – Oh, Texas? (buzzer buzzes) – [Rhett] Y’all shouldn’t do that, Texas! Y’all shouldn’t do that! – [Stevie] Okay, can you guess which team in Texas serves this dish? Three, two, one. – Cowboys. – Rangers. – [Stevie] It’s the Houston Astros. – Ah. – The Astros, baseball association. – Yeah, well, you said Rangers. – Yeah, they were also, isn’t that a Texas Rangers? – Yeah, they’re also a baseball team. – Yeah, good, good, good, good, good. (triumphant fanfare music) Here’s a fun thing, we have a Rubik’s Cube, like, actually official Rubik’s Cube, but also officially Mythical. – Wow. – Classic three-by-three here, but each side when solved has a really nice silly photo of us. – How many sides does it have? – You can, one, two, three, six. – Wow, look at that, six sides. – I just counted them to prove it. So, go to Mythical.com, (crew laughs) and get yourself this Rubik’s Cube, or one just like it to put on your shelf, or to solve, or. – Six sides for the price of one! – Retro, man. – [Stevie] Okay, our final stadium food is The Slider Dog. – No. – A fresh grilled all beef hot dog layered with pimento mac and cheese, bacon, and Froot Loops. – Froot Loops? – The Froot Loops are throwing me for a Froot Loop. – That’s the strange part. (crew laughing) Mm, mm, good gracious, that’s good. – Mm. – Froot Loops are just fun. – I dropped a couple of Froot Loops. – [Link] Whoo, that’s good! But where am I? – Choose it or lose, Link. – That’s notably great. New York, every street corner’s got a cart with a dog, right? – Yeah, did you know that the documentary, “Elf,” starring Will Ferrell was shot in New York? (crew laughs) – I did know that, best movie ever. – [New York] I agree. – But I think because they’re on every street corner, maybe you’re getting desperate, you gotta put Froot Loops on it when you’re at the stadium. – Yeah, well, that’s crazy because New York is second to Vermont in maple syrup production in the United States, producing 845,000 gallons a year. – Really? – Did you hear that? – [Link] So, you and Vermont. – That’s right. – You know nothing of maple syrup. (crew laughing) – Oh! – Hey, you wanna come up here, buddy? – Whoa. – I sure don’t, and let’s be friends. (Rhett, Link, and crew laughing) – To me, it’s either New York or Massachusetts. You know what? I’m gonna go for the big city, the big apple. I’m just feeling like that’s right. You ready? Yeah! (football thumping) – Oh God! – A little high- – What was that? – A little high? – What was that? – A little high. (crew laughing) All right, here we go again. – Come on. – Nearly took his hat off. – There we go, nice! (crew applauding) Yes! Yes, yes, yes. – There there, bud. – Well, first things first, I would like to apologize to the people of Ohio for the things I said about you in the last round. You know what? Every time we’ve ever been to Ohio, I mean, you know, the tour stops that we’ve had in Ohio- – Wonderful. – Wonderful crowds. – And wonderful people. – I mean, absolutely wonderful crowds. And you know, Cleveland gets a bad rap, but it’s actually a wonderful city right on the water. – Plus the chili. – Plus the chili. Okay, I’m still thinking Ohio, and here’s why, I’m specifically thinking, I am thinking the Browns, I’m just gonna go ahead, and tell ya, I’m going all the way to the stadium here. Because the Browns, as you know, historically have had a tough time, tough time getting people to, getting their football team to win, and getting their football team to be cared about by people. – So- – And I think this smells of desperation when you start putting Froot Loops on a hotdog. I realize I’m back to insulting the people of Ohio, (crew laughing) but I’m just going with my gut here. They serve this- – Neil Armstrong was born in Ohio. – In Cleveland. – Huh. – Coming at you, Ohio. – [Ohio] Yes. – Oh, close. – Oh! – Still coming at you, Ohio. – Still catching. (crew laughs) – Whoo! (crew applauding) – All right. – [Stevie] The Slider Dog is from Ohio. – Yeah! – No! – [Stevie] But Link, you have a chance to tie, because only you get to guess which team in Ohio. – Professional team in Ohio? – Why, because I’ve already guessed? – [Stevie] Because you got those six points. – Oh. – Hold on, hold on. I can’t think of any other professional sports in Ohio. (crew laughing) – Well? – All right, all right, I got it. – There’s another big city- – Okay. – I got it. – [Stevie] Oh, it’s just you, so I’m not gonna give you, you want a three, two, one just because? – Please. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Bengals! (crew laughing) – [Stevie] It’s actually the Cleveland Guardians. (buzzer buzzes) – What is that? – Who? – [Stevie] MLB, yeah. – [Link] So, who ended up winning? (bell chiming) – Rhett. – Me. (crew laughing) – After all that junk he talked about Ohio, Ohio’s the reason why you won. (Rhett laughing) – Hey, listen. – It doesn’t seem right to me. – What, I mean, I’m just- – Does it seem right to you, Ohio? – I’m just playing with my gut, man! – [Stevie] Well, you said at the top, Link, that you think that people would like to see you shake your your tight end, so that’s exactly what you’re gonna be doing in “Good Mythical More.” – Yeah, you get what you want, man! Give the people what they want, Link. – Yeah, okay, I like that spin on it. Thanks for subscribing, (crew laughs) and clicking that bell. – Now you all say, you know what time it is! – [States] You know what time it is! – We’re in the Clarks. – And we’re from Memphis, Tennessee. – And we’re at the Memphis Navy football game. – On top of the Liberty Bowl. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! – I wonder if they snuck in, or if they got real, real tickets. – Well, they were really high up, I’ll you that. (laughs) – They might standing on top. Click the top link to watch this taste and rank frozen wings with Jordan from sport in “Good Mythical More!” – And to find out where that that’s gonna land. – [Rhett] Think you can solve the most Mythical of puzzles? Get the official Mythical Rubik’s Cube at Mythical.com.