
a man goes through the Burger King drive-thru during his funeral let’s talk about that hi I’m Brenda Miller from how do you know how good mythical morning we want to thank you you yes you watch a good mythical morning for watching good mythical morning here we are a few weeks into season three in link I’m happy you’re happy we’re all happy you know what makes me happy inviting friends to look at their computer screens or their TV if they’re high-tech and they know how to get this show to be on their TV what you should look into and they sit with us and I feel like we’re in a big you’re at a big campfire yeah me too in the morning not crying I’m not moved emotionally right now thank you thank you okay here we go yet again another week a good mythical Monday and let’s make the best of it you know let’s buddy let’s break new ground oh now I get you have you put pressure on me what do you want to do yes speed read this article no didn’t know read it in a different language no well how am I gonna break new grass and hold my arm like this just bring something to the table man David chyme junior in York Pennsylvania had quite a funeral linked mourners at a Pennsylvania fast food this is huffington post is where I found this okay mourners out of Pennsylvania fast food fans funeral whoa alliteration wanted him to have it his way so they arranged for his hearse and the rest of the procession to make one last drive-thru visit before reaching the cemetery David Kim jr. lived by his own rules daughter Linda feel said I figured that’s how he talked her she talked and his in his little by my own rules and my main rule is Burger King he considered the lettuce on a burger his version of healthy eating okay I’m getting it pieces together yes the funeral procession stopped at a Burger King where each mourner got a sandwich for the road killed him it’ll kill us all people time got one last burger – it was placed atop his flag-draped coffin at the cemetery oh it’s not that oh come on man good respect man restaurant manager Marquez said she knew his face in his order she and her crew made 40 burgers for the funeral position so 40 people came to the funeral was he like in the passenger seat er I think he’s always on a hearse man in a hearse he was in the car they funeral homes have these vehicles that fit coffins in them well you know ghostbusters drove one you know that uh you know all these YouTube videos to drive through pranks I bet you know them yeah I bet as I do I’ve seen this one before and they just slam the door they’re doing the funeral they’re doing the funeral pray man I gotta for Burger Kings before they go they’re gonna say they all want a whopper and they want to put one on the dead guys coffee don’t fall for that man it’s just YouTube did it’s trying to put one over you used to work at a drive-thru oh no that really is him he is dead video offer the daughter said the display wasn’t a joke rather a happy way of honoring her father and the last things that brought him joy but it was kind of fun this is what the burking manager said it’s nice to know he was or this is how they all talk it’s nice to know because once you’re a Burger King manager you’ve worked your way up you know and you’re so sophisticated in season it’s nice to know this is a little morbid though it’s nice to know he was a loyal customer up to the end the very end he got it don’t-don’t-don’t okay you know what I you know I’m not to disrespect this guy what happened a couple of weeks ago you know all the jokes have already been made about it so we’re late to the funeral but um it got me thinking that you hungry yeah I’m hungry hi I’m hungry you got me thinking that there are people who have these special requests for their funeral and I thought you know what link you’re gonna die and you know what Rhett you’re gonna die we are going to die if you were dumb you face it right now buddy are we crashing right not right now are we going down now resident I don’t see the oxygen mask it is inevitable I’ll put mine on before I put yours on that’s why they tell you will die and I will die we might die together we might be in an accident together I know it’s morbid to think about it let’s die right now oh no but what I’m saying is is that you need to know what how it’s gonna go down because you know how do you want you how you wanna die well first of all no no you can’t know that but what I am saying is that now if you die young if you a funeral if we died we would be dying young right and so it would be really sad and everybody would be devastated if you die in you’re old and you go through the Burger King but I don’t see any reason why we can’t go ahead and make plans for our funerals to be you know interesting a little interactive maybe so I think right now today dinner I die okay let’s just riff a little bit you know and we’re gonna walk out here have fun now what is gonna be like when we’re dead let’s talk about our funeral and let’s let’s develop some ideas for and so listen and listen I’m the only one who’s gonna know about this and you’re the only one who’s gonna know about what I tell you and so that way it’ll be a recognition we’ll know maybe everyone who’s watching okay so that’s what will be a record of what this was that has to happen at you know I’ve thought about this a little bit hey here’s the thing what what do you want to whopper no but so what we’re going to do is we are going to we are going to talk about our last wishes what we want our funeral to be like yeah because what what we need to acknowledge is that what even if it’s if we’re just being funny and we’re having fun with it this when we die most likely this videos where the somebody’s gonna pull it up and they’re gonna be like they’re gonna do a mash-up no they’re gonna do up we need we have to do this so we need to take that into account Oh like do we make it sound like budgetary resign involves a hologram so it’s good it’s good it’s gonna I mean out it’s it can’t happen next year okay go ahead then what do you want what do you want for your funeral well if I die soon and by that I mean lettuce onions what you know and what I and what I mean by that is about if I die before Affordable hologram technology okay okay then I want a cardboard cutout of my at my funeral I don’t want everybody to get a picture with it because when you take a picture with a really well-made cardboard cutout it looks like you’re taking a picture with the person and so there your flat person all these photos of me at my home funeral having a great time I mean we can get several of these cardboard cutouts it’s like mmm hey look you know shaking hands with people can i clarify how know conversate photobombing it how many cutouts are we talking about twelve oh you want like twelve to fifteen twelve to fifteen cutout you can’t take a picture at my funeral without me being in the picture alive of course it all have to be facing the same way you have to be still very still that’s the beauty of pictures no video yep no video allowed it you’re here looks like I was having a great time look how now this is how did he do this now if I die post holograms obviously I’ll just be a hologram and I’ll have a pre-recorded routine dance routine I’ll get my own eulogy can I be in it you could do yeah you do whatever you want like my hologram – mmm well if you die with me or before me yes no I just won’t show up my hologram okay now what are you gonna do man uh well uh first of all seriously I want to be buried in a cardboard box what that I mean this exists first of all it’s for real second of all most of all it’s cheap third of all it’s good for the environment and you’re one fourth of all I know what it feels like yeah dearly beloved we are gathered here in these woods does anyone have any last words ah oh gosh okay I hope you’re putting some epic music over the top of this oh my gosh marry me naturally in Asheville North Carolina they specialize in this type of burial we did a commercial form so that’s seriously us so that’s what I want to do and take the money that you’re saving on my coffin because those things are just cheap they are cardboard cheap as a cardboard yeah so it’s funny that we both have cardboard in our funeral but I’m being buried in it and you will be it what if there’s a cutout in made into your coffin and we just pop the top out let’s go like a pop-up book but a coffin yeah don’t you open the coffin so the cardboard out over here pops out as we’re throwing dirt onto your cardboard coffin you’re actually standing in your own grave from one angle from one angle oh okay I want you to take the money you saved on the cardboard coffin because you’re gonna be buying this thing I’m talking to you now I guess take the money and put that towards the licensing on the soundtrack for my supercut mashup at my funeral you’re gonna be sponsored by Supercuts in our Europe is your happy knowing out I want to I want a super cut of all my family and friends and fans on the internet saying awesome things about me and I and I want a lot of celebrities in it like a montage like like a montage like suuucks super god of celebrities talking about how awesome I am celebrities I never knew that you’ll pay to endorse me endorse my life in debt where is this money gonna come from because I like the idea the costs the money saved on the coffin purchase will go towards licensing the song to go underneath that everyone will do it for free so the day after you die for this ensuing weeks there’s going to be a mash-up of celebrities that you never knew saying awesome things about you right and then our Kelly’s I believe I can fly is gonna be underneath that’s where the money comes in you got to pay for that you got a paint al I think our Kelly would take like 400 bucks for that really yeah get well then I want in there singing it live okay all right I will arrange that but that but the cardboard pop-up thing I think we’re all illicit we could sell these I’ll shake your hand right now I will try to work out a way to get our Kelly to sing at your funeral yeah it probably won’t happen and I’ll print out nothing makes me feel better I’m talking about its kind of Sweeney we’re gonna have to have a photo session for this cardboard cutouts though you should do it now since you get the haircut and everything okay I’m serious if you want that we’re gonna have to do no no I need it gonna have to do the Apollo said I need to get a photo session every single year so I look like how I look when I’m gonna die a good idea I don’t you don’t want to do the photo session after you’re dead I don’t need to die at 85 and look like a 35 year old almost did it did you stop it from him no I just pointed out Oh Rhett as link to help build a moat all right you’re gonna think I’m crazy but I didn’t already sometimes I don’t feel safe in this place Jason gets this weird look in his eye sometimes and anybody in there brother could come in this back door but I have a solution we should build a moat you know the motifs it’s like a I know what a moat is yeah barrier of water we can build around a castle or around this table we can just build it right around this table with you put around the table would probably just be a ditch no no he’s gonna be very deep and very wide that’s like a zoo and I don’t listen we can we can hash out the details later what I want to know right now is are you in you’re asking a lot of me today I mean it’s either it’s either the moat or the cardboard cutout so I think it’s gonna have to be your choice nope
