
Can we separate the truth from the lies with the Fab Five? – [Guests] Let’s talk about that. (upbeat theme music) – Good Mythical Morning! – And please welcome absolute icons and hosts of “Queer Eye,” whose new season is streaming now on Netflix. The Fab Five! Tan, Antoni, Bobby, Karamo, and Jonathan. Give us one of these. – Oh, oh! We got hands. – Oh, we messed up! – All right. Hold tight. – We messed up! – I got it. – We messed up! – We’ve never done this before. (all laugh) – Liar! – No. – Welcome, guys! – We could have done that better! We could have done that better! Hold on. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Here we go. – No, you guys, I just went (spits) – No! – And you got titties. I know. I’m like, it was almost there. There we go. – It’s not hard. It’s really not hard. – I got your earlobe. (group laughs) – I think you should just grab your breasts. – Hopefully, hopefully (group laughs) the rest of this will go better than that. Okay. – No. Don’t bet on it. – Now, y’all are kinda known for, I think, this is how I would characterize it. – Go on. Tell us about us. – Being honest with people. Right? – Yes. – ‘Cause if you need to help someone evolve, you need to be truthful with them. – Yes. – You gotta be honest with them so they can know how they need to level up, so to speak. – Mm-hmm. – Right? – Come on, Sierra. (group laughs) – But wouldn’t it be more fun to lie to people? – Yes, always. – Yeah! – It’s tempting, right? – It would be much easier to. – Isn’t it? – Even without that buildup, just say, “Wouldn’t it be nice to lie?” Yes. (group laughs) – Okay. All right. – That’s right. But we’ll just talk about your hair and my hair later. – We can, if you like. – I’d like to put a pin in that ’cause that would be special for me. – I’d love to hear more about it. – I said earlier that you were the straight version and you were the straight version of this one. (group laughs) Can y’all see it? You see it? – And I said something that was funny that- – Yeah! (laughs) – I won’t say. (groups laugh) We won’t say. – I was very honored. All right, we’re gonna help hone your lying game today by playing a game about lying. You ready? – Yes. – Yes. – Oh yeah. – Let’s do it. It’s time for “Liar, Liar, Super Fashionable Pants on Fire with the Queer Eye Fab Five, Of Course.” Welcome to the Fab Five and Four Lies zone! – All right. Each round, each of the Fab Five is gonna share a story about something crazy that they have experienced. However, only one of them will be telling the truth. The rest will be lies. (Karamo laughs) – The truth is what we’re gonna have to point out. Whoever’s better at identifying the truth teller gets to join the Fab Five for one of their iconic transition between scenes dances. – That’s one of the better prizes. – Woo! – What a prize! – One of the better prizes we’ve ever had on this show. – I did that last time though and it wasn’t a prize. (group laughs) – What happened? You had to do it with yourself, right? – With you! – You’ve forgotten so soon? (group laughs) – Roll the footage, please! (group laughs) – [Antoni] Have you ever felt more special? – [Link] It’ll be better this time, Bobby! – It was so memorable. – I promise! (Tan laughs) – I performed just like I do in all those dance interstitials. – Oh, so comfortably. – Poorly. – Yeah. (group laughs) – Okay, and there’s actually something at stake for y’all because if any of you successfully fools one of us and we think that you’re telling the truth about something you’re actually lying about, in every round, somebody could win the expert Fibber Bibber, which is probably a bib, just so you know. – Oh. – Oh! (upbeat music) (wind whooshes) – Okay. First round is the song and dance round. So the stories are themed. – Oh. – I like this. Okay. – Hmm! – Tan, do you wanna go first? – Oh. – No, there’s too much pressure! (group laughs) – All right, Karamo, you wanna go first? – Sure. So they already know this, but when I was younger, I started doing poetry slams to sort of like get out my frustration when I was not feeling good. I started when I was 12 and stopped for a little bit, then started back when I was 18 and still do it to this day here in LA. I do it because I need to get my frustration out, just to be able to talk about it ’cause you know, I’m someone who deals with a lot of emotions. But one time recently, I got booed because it was really, really sucky and it was because I was drunk from the night before. (Karamo laughs) – That tracks. – That tracks! I like to drink out of us. (group laughs) I like to have a cocktail or three. And it was the worst. – Only Chambord. – (indistinct) – Love a Chambord on the rocks. – Did you just keep saying the two words over and over? – No! No, literally I thought I was getting deep, talking about like the Black Lives Matter movement and it was not good. Like, 2020 screwed us all up and it just got worse and worse and worse. – And you know what? It might be happening again. So I’m gonna move on to Antoni. (group laughs) – Wow! – (indistinct) (group laughs) Whoa! I think I’m gonna quit my career in poetry slam. (group laughs) – You know I love you. – All right. I love you too. – Okay, okay. All right. Antoni. – Antoni. – Okay. So one of my first jobs in New York when I got my green card, irrelevant detail, but I’m all about them, I was a cater waiter and it was this really douche-y company that was like, they hired models to be cater waiters. Anyway, the company grew and it was actually my first paid gig as a private chef. Mostly, we did bar mitzvahs and bat mitzvahs in Jersey and they would pick us up on 34th (tape screeches) and I had to sign an NDA going into it, which wasn’t out of the norm ’cause we did a lot of entertainment parties, so I was kind of prepared for that. We show up, Central Park West, so it was the first one that I did in the city, in this insane penthouse apartment that was three floors that wasn’t fully done for somebody very famous from a very problematic family. Wasn’t the Trumps! – I was just thinking! – But I’m still not allowed to say it, but kind of- – The Bidens! (group laughs) – It could be a lie. – The Kardashians? – It was kind of adjacent to them. – The Kennedys! – Stop! (group laughs) – Are they a political family? – I show up, I show up for this birthday party, ready to make food, and I made my famous hors d’oeuvre, which is very thinly cut- – Guacamole. – Big eye… (censored) Sorry! Shush! Shush the front door, pal! (tape screeches) And I did it all by myself. I’m not even kidding. And then I get there and there’s a big bowl at the entrance on this like column situation and people started putting their keys in. It was a sex party! (Rhett laughs) – Oh. You took so long to get to the punchline. – Ooh! – Wait! Wait! But wait! Why were they serving food then? – Because it was a cocktail dinner party and I was told that it was gonna be a birthday. Link has a question. – This makes sense. – Is that it? (group laughs) – Could you take more? – Yeah, I guess I’m done. Yeah. Yeah. – We can ask clarifying questions once everyone (indistinct) – But we gotta wait until the end. – Oh. Your rebuttal’s gonna come later? – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. – Okay. Hot. Okay. Is it my turn? – Yeah. – Yep. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Growing up I always wanted to be a dancer. I was gonna be a dancer when I moved to LA in my 20s. I started taking these dance classes and I loved it. Also, one time I ran into this girl and I was like, “Oh my god! You look at exactly like Amanda Seyfried.” And she was like, “I am Amanda Seyfried.” And I was like, “Oh my god!” (group laughs) So I literally did the ballet class with literally Amanda Seyfried in 2010. So fast forward a few years, “Queer Eye” happens and when I would go back to my dance classes that I used to go to, it was kind of annoying. It was a lot of selfies. It was a lot of… If I messed up or did something stupid, I felt more like, ’cause people knew who I was. – [Rhett] Right. – So then I started dressing up as a straight guy to go to my dance classes. (group laughs) I was just like, “I’ll stay in the back. I’m gonna do a little tiny disguise.” So I would wear a baseball hat, I would put my hair in a little baseball hat, and I would wear Nike. – Hey, hey. Whassup? (group laughs) – And it would work out. So I would just try to do straight accents. My favorite name that I ever said, because I got taken off- – Straight accents. (group laughs) – Show us a straight accent. I got taken off guard and the teacher was like, the teacher was like, “Hey, excuse me. What’s your name?” When you’re doing that, I really want you to extend it. I was like, “Rex.” (group laughs) – Oh! – Rex. – Rex. – Rex. – I said, “Rex.” – That was your straight accent? – Yeah, I did (indistinct) (group laughs) I said, “Rex.” – Rex, girl! (group laughs) – So that’s my story, is I would try to dress up in little straight man disguises to go to ballet and jazz classes. – Straight accents. – Legit dancing. – Yeah. – Bobby. – All right, so when we were filming in Japan, we were filming with the amazing Kiko Mizuhara. She was kind of our guide in Japan. – Okay. – And so one night, I was over at her house and she was like, “Oh, this friend of mine is coming over and everybody thinks we’re dating.” – I was with you that night! – Yeah. – “Everybody thinks we’re dating just because we commented on each other’s Instagram once.” But she’s like, “We’re not.” She’s like, “I have a boyfriend.” So we’re sitting at her kitchen table and the doorbell rings and the door opens. – And it’s Hunter Biden. (group laughs) – And he’s like, “Where’s my laptop?” (group laughs) (tape screeches) The door opens and it is Harry Styles and we’re all like, “Wait. Harry Styles is the person that everybody thinks you’re dating? – Yeah. – So we end up- – And it was very well-publicized. It very was well-publicized. And so, we end up going out to bars and having fun, and then we end up at this little eight seats karaoke bar, me, Harry, Kiko, Rina, and Karamo singing karaoke together. – Uh huh. – And Harry reached over and (tape screeches) ASMR song style, okay? – We sang Whitney Houston. (tape screeches) – Japan, Harry Styles. – Yes. (hands thump) – Okay. And Tan. – Okay. My husband and I have been married for, don’t make fun of how I say husband, my husband and I have been married for about 15 years and we we’re not good at anniversaries, but on our third anniversary, we forget them most years, but on our third anniversary, we did actually remember it. And we haven’t remembered an anniversary really since then, but we have a tradition since then. So let me get there. (group laughs) And so, we were getting ready to go out to dinner. I like to dance. I don’t dance well, but I was dancing my husband- – You dance great, Tan! – You were dancing your husband? – I was dancing for my husband. – Oh, oh, oh. – You dance great! And when you start grinding that little hip, baby! (tape screeches) (group laughs) – This is a PG show! Long story show. I was dancing in the bathroom. – [Link] In the bathroom, yes. – In the bathroom, and I slipped and fell and hit my head and I got a concussion. We went to the hospital. So instead of celebrating our first anniversary that we were meant to celebrate, that we actually remembered, we didn’t actually go out to dinner, we spent it in the ER. And every year, around about our anniversary, ’cause we always forget our anniversary- – You go to the ER? – No! (group laughs) No! We take a little Jello shot ’cause they give you a cup of Jello. – With alcohol? – Oh, that’s sweet! – No! Ew! – Like a Jello cup when you go to the- – How did this turn into a sweet story? – Okay. – Aw! – So they give you a Jello. Anyway, so now we do a Jello shot on our anniversary. – I knew about the concussion, but I didn’t know about the Jello. – No, he does that. (tape screeches) – Let’s edit that. – But I try- (group laughs) (tape screeches) Go! (group laughs) – Okay. – Can you guess who’s lying? (hands thump) (group laughs) – Thank you, Karamo. (group laughs) – Actually, let me ask you this before you go. Is it difficult or do you feel like you know? – Oh, I don’t know. – I do not know. (crew laughs) – Wow, you guys suck at this! – Because only one person is telling the truth, right? – Right. – Isn’t that how this works? – Only one. – Do you have any rebuttal questions? – Yes. – Yeah, we gotta go with rebuttal. – Jonathan. – Yes. What do you want? – I would to see an impersonation of Rex. A little Rex dance that he might do in a dance class. – Okay. Like, if the front of the class was up there and I would just be like. – In those heels. (group laughs) – What is this with the? (group laughs) – Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah. – I’m just over it. – Very good. Very straight. – Bro, I don’t wanna be here. – Very straight! (hands clap) – Very straight! – Tan, what flavor was the original Jello? – It better be green. – God, it was so many years ago. Well truly, I can’t remember what the original was, but we get whatever is available at the store. I honestly cannot- – Whatever Jello shots they’re selling at your local- – No! It’s a Jello mix! (tape screeches) – Tan, do you make the Jello in the cup or do you make the Jello in a- – I dunno how they make it at the hospital. When we make it, (group laughs) when we make it, we make it in a measuring jug, obviously. And then- – We have made this so easy for them! (group laughs) – Oh really? – [Karamo] Make it in a measuring jug! (tape screeches) – I’m measuring dish? – No, shut up, you idiots! (tape screeches) I quit this show! (group laughs) I’m working with idiots! – Yes, we don’t buy a Jello cup. We buy the damn mix! – Okay. (group laughs) All right, I think we’re ready. – Okay. – All right, so we’re trying to figure out who’s telling the truth. – My answer, I would say, has just like a 55% confidence. – My confidence faded there at the end, but I’m still going with Tan. I believe- – I agreed. (group laughs) – Really? After that full bull (censored)? – Not to make it about me, but why didn’t you believe me? – After measuring jug? – You should have gone with your first! – Thank you so much. (hands clap) Thank you so much. – All right, all right. So now that you’re standing- – You guys are really horrific judges of character! – May the truth teller remain standing? – Do you wanna see? I’m gonna first have to show you how I dance. No. (group laughs) That was the dance I did for my husband. What You should know, what you should know- – That was such a lie! – It was a lie! You really thought Tan? – I was so good! You idiots! You tried to ruin my line! I was so good! I am an actress! – He got us! – Okay. – Give him a bib! – He was lying! – Give him the bib! – No! No! – [Rhett] Okay, I’m going. – Give me my damn bib! – Oh, dang it! – And it really goes to show, but it really goes to show that you guys do not know him because that was such an obvious lie. – Wait, it’s an actual bib? – Obvious! – I mean, he wasn’t making eye contact, he was being so evasive. – So evasive! – All of his body- – I even said we’ve made it easy for you! – When you said, “What color-” – I thought that you were messing with us! – What color, and he doesn’t remember the color? – That’s why I actually went with him because I thought you were trying to get us. – Bold of you to assume he’s not clever. Bold. (group laughs) – You both really screwed up. – So Bobby. This really happened? – This really happened. – You guys- (tape screeches) – Really? I thought my was so good! (tape screeches) – Just because you both have impeccable grooming and styling and beauty choices, you’re attractive heterosexuals, does not mean (crew laughs) that you can lie on me like that. You’re both frauds and phonies! – You should know this now, before we get further in, they are terrible losers. (Rhett laughs) (upbeat music) (wind whooshes) – And now, the final round, which I’m told is the Danger Round! – Danger! ♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪ – Who would to go first this time? – You wanna go that way? – Let’s go reverse again. – I can start again. – We’ll go this way. – Okay. Picture it. – I don’t trust you. (group laughs) – [Rhett] Yeah, especially with that bib. – Fibber, fibber, monkey shiver! – I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. This is a fact. I’ve been there for 15 years, and a few years ago, when I was filling up at the gas station, you know how in England you can’t just leave your gas pump thing in your car? ‘Cause we don’t have the thing that keeps it pumping. – Right. That’s why I never visit. – Yeah. – Rightly so. (Karamo laughs) – So it’s safe. – It is such a stupid idea. I left it in the pump whilst I was in my car. If you’ve ever been to Salt Lake City, we have elk almost everywhere and you will see them regularly, no? – Yes. Okay. – There were elk around the car that were getting very aggressive. Two, I couldn’t get out of the car to get my pump and so I started to panic and I started to drive off, not realizing, not remembering ’cause I was so panicked, that my pump was still- – Oh no, Tanny! – And we pulled out the pump. And instead of stopping and telling the attendant, because I was a public person at that point, I felt really stupid, and so I just drove off. And then later on that day, my husband went and said, “Look.” – Look on Twitter, there’s a video of you. – No. (group laughs) – My husband did something really stupid and, “How much it will it cost to repay?” And very nicely, they were big “Queer Eye” fans and they said, “It’s okay, we’ll take care of it.” – Oh! I wanna ask follow up question now. – Yeah, let’s do that. – Wait, did you drive off? Did the thing stay? Where did it detach? – Right. – From your car? – Where did you go to law school? – Or from the pump? – That was a really good- (Rhett laughs) – That was a good question. I had no idea. I wouldn’t know either. So it’s a good question. At the metal part that you actually put in, the tube part- – Nozzle. – Is what ripped out. So the metal part stayed in. I thought that I just had driven off and it wasn’t in there. – You weren’t dragging hose? – I wasn’t dragging hose. – Not that hose. – See how he’s struggling? (group laughs) You see how he’s struggling? (group laughs) – Bobby. – [Link] Okay. – All right. So another Japan story. When we were filming in Japan, I got to Japan a few days before the rest of the Fabbers and the first day, I go out, I go to Starbucks, and then an hour or two later, I go… Remember that little grocery store in the first floor of our building? – I love that place! – So I went downstairs to go get groceries and I was coming back and, in the lobby- – I really did. It was really cute. – In the lobby was this guy standing there with a Starbucks mug and a Starbucks gift certificate and he goes, “Hi, I’m Mishi! I love you! And I was like, “Hi!” You know? And I didn’t think much of it. That happens all the time. And he’s like, “I have a gift for you!” And I was like, “Oh, okay. Thank you.” – Someone named Mishi tells you their name is Mishi all the time? – I’m changing the name! I’m changing the name! And so he is like, “Can I get a photo?” And I was like, “Yes, of course! Blah, blah, blah.” And I was like, “All right, thank you!” And it wasn’t even registering yet that this guy was in the lobby of the building we lived in. – Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. – So I went back upstairs, did my thing. So the next day, I again went down to the little grocery store to get some katsu or whatever I was getting and I come back and he’s standing in front of our building this time. – [Karamo] Is it near the McDonald’s? – And at that point I was like, “Mm.” And he’s like, “Hi, I’m Mishi! I love you!” And he’s holding a box of sleep masks. – Your hair! – Yeah. (group laughs) He’s holding a box of sleep masks and sleepy tea. And all over the box it says, “I love you! I love you!” And then on the box it says, “You look tired, You should rest.” And I was like, “First of all…” (fingers snap) – Right. – True. – Screw you. I’m not tired. (group laughs) But then I was like, “Okay, this is creepy. This is creepy. He’s trying to give me something to make me pass out.” So I was like, “Okay.” And he’s like, “Can I get a photo?” And I’m like, “Yeah, right. Thank you.” And I ran back upstairs. – [Link] Huh! – And so the next day, we decided to go around the city. We hadn’t started filming yet. They weren’t getting there ’til the next day. And so, we walked around for like 45 minutes and then we got on a train for another hour and a half. – Okay. – Way out into the suburbs. – Uh uh. – And then we walked around for another two hours. – Nuh uh! – And then, we had lunch. And when we came out at this restaurant, again, hours away from my home, “Hi, I’m Mishi! I love you.” – Mishi, I love you? – And he had this card where he had cut out pictures of me that I’ve never even seen before. And he was really, really lovely, but at that point, I was really creeped out. – Yeah. – And so, the next day we start filming and our translator was telling us about how amazing Japan is. She’s like, “Yeah, there’s no crime. She’s like, “The only crazy crime we’ve had recently was a stalker killed this celebrity they were stalking.” And I was like, “Oh.” (crew laughs) – Does anybody on the Fab Five remember this? – Actually, yes, I do. – You do? – I do. – Yeah, me too. I remember it as well. (group laughs) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – All right. Jonathan. – Oh gosh! – Okay, so I don’t know if you guys follow my Gram or anything, but I’m really into gardening. I have five cats, three dogs, seven chickens. – I think that might be against the law in Austin. – Okay. Oh, then, actually, no. It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay. (tape screeches) I once sharted in the back of the car with Tan and Antoni. – My car! – Yeah. (tape screeches) – So here’s the thing. The seven chickens, I’m minding my own business, my husband installed a light detector, or a motion detector on the chickens because we have raccoons, we have coyotes, but there’s a lot of predators that will eat your chickens and I really love our chickens. They are so cute. Their names are Jennifer, Clarissa, Beyonce, Solange, Irene. (tape screeches) So the sun’s going down, the motion detector thing goes off. My husband has an app and it’s like, “There’s something around the chicken coop.” So I go down there and look and there was these two raccoons. And raccoons will eat your chickens. So I’m freaking out. So I grab this rake and I start swinging on these raccoons. Like, I’m swinging on them for my life. – Raccoons can be aggressive! – They can be aggressive. And so anyway, I trip, I fall, I drop my little rake and this darn raccoon- – Picks it up. – Yeah. This darn raccoon bites me. – Oh, where? – On my arm. I tripped and fall, literally bites me on my arm, like right here. – Okay. – I’m looking, I’m freaking out. And at this point, because there’s such- – You thought you had rabies. – Well, there was such a curfluffle at this point that Mark comes outside, he sees me, I’m like, “Call an ambulance.” I’m freaking out. I’ve been bitten by a raccoon. And mark’s like, “You probably won’t die in 20 minutes. Like, let’s get you to the ER.” So we go to the ER and I literally had to have three rounds of rabies shots. (tape screeches) And then it ended up the raccoon did have rabies. – Oh! – Did have rabies. And the shots totally, if I hadn’t gone, and just it was really important that I went and it totally saved myself. I don’t know exactly what would’ve happened if I would’ve just let it go, but word to the wise, if you do get bit by a raccoon, you absolutely should go to the ER. – Okay. Clarifying question. – Hmm. – Yes. (hands clap) – When the raccoon was attacking you- – Yes. – At any point did you shart? – No. (group laughs) I did scream and scream and scream. It was actually seriously terrifying ’cause when I was swinging on them with my little rake thing, (tape screeches) the bigger the thing that you’re using to protect yourself, the more you can get outta control with it. Like, start small. – Mm. – Jonathan, I just wanna say, I’m sorry that that probably didn’t happen to you. (group laughs) (crew laughs) – [Rhett] Hey. – You obviously don’t follow my Gram. – If that did happen to him- – I’m literally out here with my chickens. – I’m gonna feel bad. – Look at my Gram. – Look at my Gram. All I do is talk about chickens. – Okay. Okay. – Outrageous! You Dana Carvey wannabe look-a-like. (group laughs) – Damn! – I’m so sorry! – This escalated really fast! – I’m so sorry I ever complimented your hair! – Shots fired! Damn! (Antoni imitates gun shots) – The shade in the studio right now. – I’m loving this. – I cannot see anything. – I have never! – This went from zero to 100 really quick. – I cannot- – I’m loving every minute. – See through the shade! – Straight people! – Antoni. – Let’s see what she says to RuPaul behind stage when RuPaul beats us for Emmys. – These straights! – You know what? I don’t even know if I wanna tell you my story ’cause you didn’t believe me. – Yeah. – I know. They’re accusatory. – I’m kidding. – That’s fair. – They’re so accusatory. – It’s fine. Okay. So I lived in West Virginia for junior high and one year of high school. – Which is true! – Thank you. – Okay. – He really did live there. – And I lived in this really weird resort where- (group laughs) – That is also true. – No, it’s true. – And we only had organic food. – No. No, let me preface this. Let me preface this. When we all first met Antoni, he would tell us stories. We did not know that he grew up with some money. And so he would say things that we would all find very outlandish, like you’re about to hear. So when you hear things like, “It was a resort,” this could really be true. I’m prefacing. – Antoni was raised by a resort. – I was raised by a resort. – Okay. – So it was this resort where they had a golf course and there were tennis courts and a pool and a clubhouse where have really good fried oysters with a raspberry sauce. – And shockingly, not a black person in sight! (group laughs) – You’re not wrong, Tan! You’re not wrong. – There’s an international language center. – Actually, Barbara Walters came to the resort way back when because the. (tape screeches) So everyone had normal jobs, but I was the only kid who wasn’t allowed a car because I wasn’t- – Because he had a driver. – No, I didn’t! (group laughs) (tape screeches) And so Bonnie Orr, I loved her. She had a miniature dachshund. – Oh, I thought you was about to say- – She was a party planner, and so she started hiring me to go to parties, dressed up as a certain something. There’s actually photos of this online. – Those were the sex parties! – Of me as Prince Eric from “Little Mermaid.” – Aw! – And that was my first gig. The second one, I had to dress- – Hired a lot for parties, you know? – I did, didn’t I? So the second one, I had to dress up like Elmo. I had this thing when I was younger, I used to faint quite a bit, like out of nowhere and I would get these random nose bleeds. It sounds very “Stranger Things,” but it’s true. And so I passed out in said Elmo suit at a five year old’s birthday party because I didn’t drink enough water. I was like too hot. And I terrified the kids and no one ever hired me again. And then I had to become a French tutor! – That’s the whole thing. – How did you fall? – This black film just went over my eyes and then I don’t remember anything. So I don’t remember falling or anything. I just remember waking up and I had a full nose bleed and they thought my teeth were bleeding ’cause the blood was all around my mouth. – This was definitely a cult. – But it was coming from my nose. – How did they bring you out of it? – Bonnie’s husband is a doctor, Canadian, who originally recruited my dad, who’s also a Canadian doctor, to live there, and he took care of me. – Some smelling salts. – I thought it would be tickling. – Yeah, that’s not true. (Bobby laughs like Elmo) – Wait. Sorry, what was the question? – I just thought it would be tickling. – No, I woke up by myself. Oh, got it. – Tickle Me Elmo! (group laughs) – It was terrifying! It was traumatic! – Elmo fainting. – So I did an internship in- – When you wake up and you’re in a suit and you don’t know where you are and you’re sweaty and really hot and you feel the taste of the metallic blood in your mouth! – It’s terrifying. – Danger. It’s a dangerous story. Karamo! – When I was in college, I worked at a hotel and I worked the overnight shift ’cause it was the only shift that I could work. (Bobby imitates sexy music) – No, it’s a 11 to 7:00 AM shift. That’s not (imitates sexy music). It’s boring! But one night, (group laughs) one night I was at the front desk and I was looking out the sliding doors and I saw a guy coming with a gun. So I realized we were about to get robbed. So I said, “F this,” and I ran to the restaurant freezer and locked myself in the freezer while the hotel got robbed. – Wait a sec. (tape screeches) – I stayed in the freezer for like three hours because I was scared. (tape screeches) – He said three hours in the freezer. – Three hours in a freezer! – (laughs) Okay. – Maybe it was two hours. – Yeah, you lost track. – It was a long time! – Time slowed down. – Yeah. Time slowed down. No! It was like two hours! – Which happens when you’re freezing. – Frostbite? Any? – It was like two hours! It like a long time. – Any lasting- – No. No. I don’t want you all to be confused of the timeline. I was in a freezer for a very long time. – Like, that is ridiculous! That was ridiculous! – For three hours! – It was a good place to hide. – It was a good place. – We are the Fab Five! (tape screeches) – But because I’m telling the truth, if you guys guess me, I win, right? (tape screeches) – I could have died if I would’ve stayed at that front desk. – Ugh! – None of them seem true. – Well, Tan’s seems true because- – The elk? (tape screeches) – Sorry. – You’re never doing this segment again, are you? (group laughs) – Do you have a guess? – Yes I do. Do you want to know it? – Yep. – I think that the truth teller is Jonathan with the rabies. – Okay, okay, okay. – I feel it. – Jonathan having rabies is quite believable. – I got locked in a freezer! (crew laughs) – I said it was Antoni. – What? (group laughs) – Elmo? No way! Would the truth teller- – I lied. It was me. I lied. – No! Please, stand. – I got locked in a freezer! – There were two. – There were two? – Two? – Uh huh. – Yes! – We had two chances- – Oh gosh! – And we both- – We suck! – We suck so bad! – So what did you learn? That we’re the most honest! – We had a very lovely but misguided stalker. (Jonathan laughs) – And I got robbed and locked myself in a freezer. – Rhett, all I had to do was stare into your eyes and you believed me! – You know, I- (tape screeches) – Okay, you’re all expert fibbers. – Thank you! – We’re the losers today. We will dance with you, but we’re gonna dance like losers. Okay? – Okay. – Thank you! – Thanks so much to the Fab Five for joining us today. Be sure to watch the seventh season of “Queer Eye” in New Orleans, which is streaming now on Netflix. – Oh yeah – Woo! – Yay! – And you need to go over to the “Mythical Kitchen” channel to watch last week’s episode of “Last Meals” with Karamo! – Yeah! – Yay! (hands clap) – All right, let’s figure out this dance. – Woo! – Woo! (upbeat music) (upbeat music continues) (upbeat music continues) – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell! – Now you say, “You know what time it is!” – [Guests] You know what time it is! – I’m Maya, this is my family and we’re in New Orleans, Louisiana at Turkey and the Wolf. – [All] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! – Turkey and the Wolf! – In New Orleans! – Click the top link to watch us discover how much we know about core culture. Nothing, actually. In “Good Mythical More.” – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – I’m being serious. – I feel like, after you say these things, you should go, “Boom! Queer Eye-d!” and you should yell at people. I’m just saying a catchphrase, I think, could sell more merch. But no, thank you so much for saying that. – Boom! Queer Eye-d! He got me! (Karamo laughs) He got me!
