What’s the best free birthday treat of them all? – Let’s talk about that. (bright music) – Good mythical morning and happy birthday to a very special someone. – Ha! – Link. – Yes. Thank you, thank you. Do I have your blessing to make this episode all about me? – Well, we want it to be enjoyable for everyone, so, not exactly. – Okay. – We wanna be able to get through this. But, hey, I think you’re gonna like it because we’re gonna taste all the freebies that you can get from restaurants on your birthday and we have some special party guests bringing each dish. – So, what you’re saying is instead of buying me gifts, everyone is bringing me something that I could’ve gotten myself for free anyway? – Don’t think of it like that, but yes, that is what we’re doing. It’s time for Happy Birthday, Make a Wish, I Hope It’s Free Food Because We Did Not Buy You a Gift. Welcome to the birthday zone. – You shouldn’t have. You got a tablecloth. – I did it, yes. – Made of plastic. – I did it all. – I got your birthday balloons. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Well, unfortunately- – I am not 54. – [Stevie] What Rhett didn’t get you was more chairs, but it’s not his fault. There is a nationwide chair shortage. – Yeah. – [Stevie] And it’s also just how this game is played, so. – I got three chairs. – Biden. – [Stevie] You’re gonna- (crew laughs) You’re gonna be inviting birthday guests in, but you’re gonna have to make some hard decisions to figure out who gets to stay at your party. The Mythical crew scoured the internet and message boards and today’s guests are bringing some of the most popular birthday freebie options out there as gifts for you. The first three guests to arrive at your party will automatically get a seat at your table, but when the fourth guest shows up, you’ll be out of seats, so you need to decide if their gift is better than anyone’s who is currently at the table and, if so, you’ll kick that person out and replace them with your new superior gift and guest. – I feel like this is right down your alley, like to have a birthday party and be able to tell people to leave. And just like- – Yeah. – To just pick the three people that you wanna be here. – Get outta here! – Yeah. – Your gift sucks. – [Stevie] And by the end, we’ll take a look at the last three birthday freebies remaining and amongst them figure out which is truly is best and your favorite will be named the best of the birthday freebies. – Okay. (doorbell rings) (Rhett and Link gasp) – First guest is here, come on in. – Hey, happy birthday, Link. – Thanks for coming to my party. You’re the first guest. – Oh, man, that’s great, okay. – Is it, though? – Yes. – Fashionably early? – Yes, that’s true. So, okay, this is an AMC free large popcorn. It’s just for Stubs Insiders member. – I’m not. – You’re not one of those. – I am. – Well, it’s free. It’s a free loyalty program. – Oh, it is? – Yeah. – All the need’s your email. – Yeah, they need your email. They might ask more, but you could tell them no. – Okay. – And, yeah. – I’ll give them your information. – Okay. – But my name. – But your name? – And my birthday, yeah. – It’s pretty good popcorn. – Yeah, it’s not bad. – It’s valued at 10.29, though. – Okay. – Oh, oh. – You know what? Come on, have a seat. – All right, cool. – Let’s party. – Cool, let’s do it. – Do you like free popcorn, does that get the birthday boy excited? – Yes, I love free popcorn, but also this is available all month long. – [Link] Oh, birthday month. – Like the whole month, yep. – Uh-huh. – That’s how I like to celebrate my birthdays. – Yep. – All month. (doorbell rings) – [Together] Oh! – Well, they just keep coming. – Come in. – What’s up, guys. – Hey, Vi. – Happy Birthday, Link. – Thanks for coming. – I brought you some Chipotle chips and guac. It’s free, okay, on your birthday or during your, it’s available during your birthday month. It’s valued at 4.50 and you can only get it really if you’re signed up for the rewards program. And you have to get it with a $5 purchase. – This is good, though. I mean, thinking about how normally you get charged extra, now the extra’s free and it’s so good. – It is guacamole. Any free guacamole anywhere is always worth it. – You know what, I think this goes together pretty well. – Whoa. – Come on sit down. – Whoa, now it’s a party. – Take a seat, Vi. – Oh, I can take a seat? – Yay. – Honestly- – Am I taking my food with me? Can I steal it? – We’ll keep it. – Okay, okay. – I mean, it is my gift. – I was just making sure. – I did not know- – Did you take his present back? – About this. – Yeah, I gotta take it back. It is guac. – Yeah, I’m learning some stuff already. (doorbell rings) – Oh! – Now, you can hold it. – Chase. – It’s Chase. – It is Chase. – I was afraid you weren’t gonna make it. – Whoa. – I did, I made it. And there’s my card. – Oh, you brought a card. – I did. – What is this? – All right, first it says, my boss is so fun, he likes to scuba dive, so even though your life’s practically done, I hope you enjoy 45. (crew laughs) – Practically done. – Ouch. – And my name is Chase. – I don’t think of my life as being half over. – I have the Buca di Beppo’s free colossal brownie sundae. – Oh, Buca di Beppo. – Valued a 18.99. – Buca di Beppo has not fared well on this show. – I am not a fan. – But it’s ice cream. How can you screw up ice cream? – It’s ice cream and it’s valued at 18.99, US. – That’s a crap ton of ice cream, brownie. – Only available dine in and for parties three and more. Needs to be on actual birthday. Valid ID required. Parties of one to two get a slice of Buddy V’s rainbow cake instead. – Oh, did you know there was another Vi? – No, I didn’t. – So, this is pretty birthday-ish, you know what I’m saying? – [Chase] It feeds a lot of people. – Now, why are they discriminating against lonely people who wanna eat this whole thing? – Yeah. – Right, yeah. – Why not? – Some people don’t have friends on their birthday. – I don’t have that on the card. – [Emily] Oh, all right. – But I can read the limerick again. – Oh. – I like the fact that they make you show your UD. There’s nothing more embarrassing than like saying it’s my birthday, give me the thing and then you’re like- – Prove it. – You’re lying, you were lying. – Yeah. – Yep, that’s happened to me. – Oh, you wouldn’t do that. – I would never do that. – He wouldn’t do that. – But there is those people who do like to do that to like friends and they’re like and it’s his birthday and they’ll put you on the spot. – Right. – [Chase] They’re also not gonna make you prove it with a library card. – You gonna let Chase sit down? – Chase, come on, sit down, take that third seat. – Awesome. – Okay, somebody’s gonna have to leave in a second. – That’s a lot of ice cream. Well, we’re good unless somebody decides to come to my party. (doorbell ring) – Oh, I think somebody did. – Hello? – Hey, Lily, come on in. – Happy birthday, Link. – Thank you. – And you’re turning 54 today or? – It’s 45. – Oh, okay. You look great for your age. Well, I brought- – Thank you. – Some Krispy Kreme free dozen glazed donuts valued at 16.99. – That’s 16 bucks, man. – That’s good. – Yeah, you must be a Krispy Kreme rewards member, free to join. – Now, is this just for my birthday? – Oh, you can claim it any time on your birthday month, actually. – Oh. – Oh. – Do I have to show my ID? – [Lily] I don’t think so, no. – But you’re not lying, it’s your actual birthday. – All right, well, then I would love for you to sit down. – But it is your birthday, it is your birthday. – It is my birthday, I’m not lying. – You’re not lying. Who are you gonna boot? – That is a factor. – You’re saying you’re letting Lily to the party ’cause you like those donuts. – Oh, heck, yes. – What’s it better than? – Well, Chase, don’t you have like another party. – No. (all laugh) But, okay, it’s your birthday, yeah, I’ve got another party. – Are you rejecting Chase or are you rejecting what Chase brought? – I’m sorry, I have to get going. I wish I could stay. – Yeah. – Now he’s a party of three or less. – See you at the next one. – Bye, Chase. – You have a whole plate of ice cream, a whole plate. – [Chase] That is true. – Casserole dish basically. – I’m gonna take this to the next one. Love you all. – The problem was it was Buca di freakin’ Bepp. – He was on thin ice right from the beginning. – All this stuff is so good. (doorbell rings) – Wow. – Come on in. – Hi. – Hey. – Happy birthday. – Yassified version of me. – Do you know that one of the most popular comments we get on the sport TikTok is asking if I’m your daughter. (all laugh) – Really? – Well, he is 54. – That’s 100% true. – And what do you say? – I don’t answer, I like to leave them guessing. – Yes. – All right, well- – I might be. – Thanks, daughter. – Absolutely. – I’m not 54, though. – Okay. I brought- – Buffalo Wild Wings. – Buffalo Wild Wings. You get six free wings. – Six free. – On the month of your birth, any day. It’s a 12.99 value. All you have to do is join their Blazin’ Rewards Program, which is free to join. – [Rhett] Free to join. – Everybody wants you to join their reward thing. They just want your email? – Yeah. – You know why they want you to join? Data. – Sure. – They want your data. – And is that worth six wings? – I think so. I actually got these for my birthday and it felt worth it. Also, when you sign up, I think you get like $7 off and they will let you combine the coupons. – Oh. – Whoa. – You really worked their system completely. – Yeah, absolutely, I’m a scammer. – Man, I really gotta have you sit down at my table ’cause this is bringing it. – Yeah, we did the garlic Parmesan ’cause those were your favorite during the Buffalo Wild Wings gut check. – Yeah, they’re good wings. – So good. – These are like the best. Well, Emily. – Yeah. – You know, it’s, it’s great to have popcorn. – Sorry about my brownie chunk that I half ate. – You know, you need to throw that away, right? – No, I do. – Yeah. – All right. – I don’t think there’s a trash can here. – Just put it in your pocket. – No. – You probably need to leave my party to find a trash can. – Well, I love the way you’re doing an easy letdown. – Yeah, yeah. – Thank you so much for coming, but- – Thank you. – You need to throw that brownie away. – I do and it’s been a pleasure. Thanks for having me. Bye guys. – Take your cards, too. – Oh, take my card. That’s an important thing. – I don’t get to, okay. – Sorry. – Bye. – Oh, yeah. (doorbell rings) – Ha, the guests keep coming. – This is a fun party. – It is it, Matt Lieb, happy birthday. – Matt Lieb. – How you doing? – Oh, he brought Denny’s. – I brought Denny’s, everyone’s favorite diner. (Rhett laughs) – Really? – Yeah, yeah. – [Matt] So, this is Denny’s every day value slam. It’s got two buttermilk pancakes, choice of French toast. – Did you eat my pancakes? – Oh, well, it’s a choice, so I chose the French toast for you. And served with eggs, choice of bacon or sausage. I got you the bacon. You need to have the Denny’s app in order to actually get it ’cause you gotta belong to the rewards club. – Is is a free app? – Well, the app is- – Or does Denny’s make you pay for their app? – No, they don’t. – No, the app is free, but, you know, they will be mining you for all of your data. And, oh, yeah, it’s valued at 6.99, so that’s like 7 bucks for free. – You gonna let this guy sit down. – And it’s available throughout your birth month. – I mean, look what he, he brought like- – [Link] It’s like a freaking kids’ breakfast. – But I bought it for your birthday. (crew laughs) – I appreciate you, Matt Lieb, but the Denny’s, it’s just not, I don’t know, it’s just not birthday party material, dude. – Yeah, but, as your birthday advisor, I agree with your decision. – Yeah, I feel, you know what. – Leave, Lieb. – I feel like, you know. – Well, I shall return. Happy birthday, I love you. My mom says- – Is that a threat, like- – You’re the handsome one, by the way. – Try again with 46. – All right. – Man, while we got this little gap, is there anything you wanna talk about? – Actually, yes. On my birthday, I like to give gifts. You know, I like to make everybody happy. I guess except for Matt Lieb, sorry Matt Lieb. – [Matt] It’s okay. (Rhett laughs) – He’s still here. He’s just standing, he’s lurking. – He didn’t go far. – Over there. – He didn’t go far. – So, he’s like outside of the party. – He’s eating his breakfast. – I like to give gifts on my birthday. My gift to you is 20% off my favorite merch items on the Mythical store, so go over there, check that out. You know what? I’m also gonna give you 25% all Mythical Society annual plans now through June 9th. – Whoa. – At mythicalsociety.com. – He’s big giver. (doorbell rings) – Yes, yes, come in, yes, yes. – He’s still ringing the doorbell. – Happy cotton candy day, daddies. – Hey, Randy. – Hi. – How did you know this was happening? – How did I know what was happening? – My birthday. – Jersey Mike’s free sub sandwich for your birthday. It’s your favorite, a number 8 club sub, Mike’s way, no tomatoes. – Yes. – Value varies depending on which sub you choose. This one is 10.65, nice. Must be a MyMike’s reward member, their free loyalty program. Points to redeem the sub will be automatically added to your account on your birthday and never expire. – He’s reading like the legal jargon, wow. – Hey, since it’s your cotton candy day, do you want to hear a sweet nothing? – Me? – Yeah. – That’ll be a change. – Yes. (Randy breathes heavy) – Meet me in my van later and I’ll put a lizard on your feel good spot. Hey, Rhett? – Yeah. – I was talking to the devil and he told me how many birthdays you have left. (crew laughs) – Is it good news? – Don’t get too excited about the last “Fast and Furious” movie. – Oh, God. Whoa, that- – But we never know when that’s gonna be. – Is this how it feels? – That could be number 45. – Yeah. – It’s quite a gift to me. Now, don’t, what are you doing opening my sandwich. – [Rhett] I’m just presenting the sandwich to you. – Okay, now the thing that I like about- – You love subs. – Well, even more specifically, this is my sub. I get to choose the sub that I would have gotten, unlike at Denny’s where it’s like, well, I don’t want that anyway. This is such a good freaking sub. I feel weird that you are being nice to me. – It’s your special cotton candy day. If you wanna get nuts later, join me and Emily at the airport Chili’s. – Well, I think she’s already there. – She’s already there. – Yeah, she’s saving our table. – I mean, a sub versus wings, guacamole or a dozen donuts. – This is better than the guacamole. (Vi gasps) Vi, thank you for everything you’ve done here at my party. I just wanna respect you time. – Mm-hmm. – And I’m sure you have better things to do than celebrate me, right? – Go to the airport and join Emily. – No, no, no, I’m gonna eat this on my own. I’m a go join Matt Lieb. Matt, I’m coming. – Okay, well. – So, Randy, you’re staying. Can you keep an eye on my sub for me? – Oh, heck, yeah. – I mean, ’cause we’re down to actual meals and a killer dessert that’s shareable. (doorbell rings) Yes, come in. – David Hill. – Hey, happy birthday, Link. Rhett, grab Link, we gotta give him his birthday licks. Birthday licks. – Birthday licks. – 45, 54. – You know, birthday licks, hit you in the arm. – Let’s not do it now. – So- – Let’s do it later. – So, what we have is a Starbucks drink. So, Starbucks offers reward members a free of choice. Starbucks rewards is their free loyalty program and I brought you a Venti ice flat white, since that’s what won the Starbucks iced coffee gut check. – Yes. – The value depends on what you order, but the drink cannot exceed 20 ounces. This Venti ice flat white is valued at 5.95 and you must get the drink only to be redeemed on your actual day of birthday, which is today, yay. – So, only on your actual day of birthday. So- – Yes. – That’s kind of limiting. You know, there’s nothing worse than the feeling of it being the day after your birthday and you realize not only did you not redeem your free Starbucks drink, but you’re Nana forgot to call you. – Ooh, that happens? Well, she’s getting up there. – Yeah, she loves me so much, though. I don’t question it. It’s just, you know. – Obviously it hurts you, I could see that. – Yeah, but I don’t want her to know it. – Okay, she doesn’t know. – It’s okay, it’s okay, Nana. Today’s my birthday. – You gonna let David Hill stick around? – Probably not, I mean. – I bring energy, you gotta keep the party up. – I know, you’re bringing- – Keep the party going. – You made me sad. – How I made you sad? – His Nana. – Like I brought you energy, iced for the summer. – Oh, that’s a good point – Summertime. – He’s icing it up for the summer. – You hear, party. – Tell me more. – Birthday licks. – This is a great value compared to what is that, a dozen donuts. – Hey. – This is 20 ounces of pure gold. – I think we might need to make this about you. What are you gonna bring to my party? – Well, I brought you the Starbucks Venti white flat. – Yeah, the thing he brought. – The best. – Is what he’s bringing. – This is the best. I bring you energy for the whole day. – What if I’m DJing my own party later, what you gonna do? – Bring you the same drink, but add a little bit of something to it. – Whoa, hey. – No, a little something. – Wait. – You trying to roofie me? – No, no, no, no. – Get outta here, man. – A little- – Get outta here. – A little libations. – Get outta here. – Libations, he means, libations. – Get outta here. – That was harsh. (doorbell rings) – Oh. – Somebody else. – Somebody else still- – Yeah, come in. – [Stevie] Oh, must be your last guest. – Oh, thank you, Stevie. – Hey, Turbo. – Happy fweakin’ birthday, Wink, I witerally hope your birthday is a number one victowy wow. – He’s Gen Z. – This a fwee Auntie Ann’s classic pretzel for pwetzel perks members, the fwee loyalty program and this is only on the first birthday after you sign up. For all subsequent birthdays, it’s only buy one, get one on all pwetzels. And this is valued at 4.99. Weztel’s Pwetzel’s also offers a fwee birthday pretzel, but that doesn’t matter because they wost to Auntie Ann’s by one point in food feuds. – And why are you talking like this? – He’s doing a TikTok voice. – What do you mean? This is witerally how I talk. – Oh, look, you, we almost did a- – Yeah, look at that. – Look at that. – It unraveled. The thing that’s really getting under my skin here besides the voice- – What do you, what? – Yeah, man, the voice is a little much. – Yeah, it is, isn’t it. – This is witerally how I’ve always talked. – I kind of like it. – I don’t love the fact that like you sign up and then your first birthday you get a free pretzel and then every other birthday, it’s just like oh, forget you. – Why are you looking at me? I witerally don’t make the wules. – Okay. – Yeah. – Thanks for showing up. – That’s a good pretzel. Is it better than anything up here? I don’t think so. – Nope, I don’t think so either. Well, you know what? See that new door we got over there. Haven’t used it a lot. (Turbo sighs) – It’s okay, you can’t always get a W, sometimes you gotta hold that L. I hope your birthday’s good. – Sorry, Turbo. – Bye. – But they’re too restrictive in there. – Oh, he was supposed to take his pretzel with him. – I don’t want it. – Oh, okay. – Okay, so now you have to make a decision as to which one of these three remaining items is the thing that you actually want to get for free on your birthday, even though you just got all of them. – I love all of these. I love the fact that this is what I would want on my birthday, so I’m not just getting something just ’cause it’s free. I think the thing that puts it over the top is that I’m able to share the love with the Krispy Kreme. – Well, yeah, makes you the most popular guy at the office. – Right. – Everybody loves a good Krispy Kreme donut. You just zap that thing for how many seconds? – I would say 15. – Oh, I think it’s only like four. – Well, I like it rock hard. (crew laughs) – Now, daughter, I told you not to speak like that. – Sorry. – So, yeah, I think that number one, my hands are so greasy from the wings. The number one spot is gonna be the donuts because they’re classic, they’re shareable, they’re awesome and you can put a nice candle in it. Not that you couldn’t with these. I’m putting the wings third and I’m moving the number 8, my favorite sandwich on the planet to slot number two. – There it is, the best of the birthday freebies that you can get out there in the world is a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. – Oh, that’s cute. Thanks for celebrating with me, subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – My name is Liz and it’s my 21st birthday and we’re having a GMM themed party and it’s time to spin the- – [Together] Wheel of Mythicality. (all cheer) (both laugh) – Happy birthday to us. – Click the top link to see Link’s baby pictures in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] Enjoy special discounts celebrating Link’s birthday now through June 5th at mythical.com and through June 9th at mythicalsociety.com.