I’ve got an unusual fact for every US president go I’m Sam thank you we’re going to lands in Georgia good mythical morning good mythical morning Deborah try be presidential yes it’s not working happy Presidents Day it sounded like a monk Susan valiant yeah this is a holiday we celebrate here in the United States we actually don’t celebrate it here I at the rhettandlink headquarters because we work on Presidents Day but if you’re a member of the United States Postal Service maybe you’re taking the day off good day for you and you deserve it enjoy yourself link I have got a fact for every single US president as 44 gentlemen and I’m gonna go through each one of those okay and I’m gonna ask you is trivia for you this is for you to figure out you have an opportunity here it’s just a true/false okay and let me just say right here for the people are saying I don’t care about this this sounds like history this sounds like US presidents sounds boring I’m about to click away what you need to say something to stop them please don’t you don’t don’t no no no no I’m not no please don’t click away no not like this is gonna be there’s gonna be unusual facts and even you don’t care about presidents it’s gonna be great something like that I don’t believe that though oh well then just click away but I’m gonna move on all right this is my time to shine no because I know so much about these presidents what you do you know what you’re really good at guessing things that there’s a 50-50 chance again right I’ve noticed that about you you’re like did you have a 50-50 good blind yes sir and so here’s a deal this is a little thing that I created maybe this is putting you at a disadvantage I’m sorry but I think if you can get 30 out of 44 of these correct then I will elect you president of good mythical morning and there’s a whole swearing-in thing that we’ll do and if you don’t then you make me president that’s on the line buddy someone is gonna leave today being president of good mythical morning which is it means nothing okay I’m fine with that let’s go all right here we go George Washington didn’t have wooden teeth balls he did true he had dentures made of gold ivory lead and animal teeth not wood though really John Adams had a perfect school attendance record true-false John Adams would often skip school choosing his said it’s been his time hunting and fishing Thomas Jefferson founded the University of Maryland true/false he founded the University of Virginia I need a warm-up the presidential car motorcade James Madison spent part of his presidency in the Octagon House true true yeah he and his wife stayed in the octagon house when the White House got burned down 1812 what what there is an octagon house there was James Monroe preferred to be called colonel instead of president alts true we want to be addressed as Colonel because he was so proud of his record in the Revolutionary War John Quincy Adams regularly skinny-dipped in the Potomac true true he was known for his early-morning dips in the deep in DC’s main waterway always in the nude ooh Andrew Jackson taught his parrot to sing the star-spangled banner thought it’s impossible false he taught his parrot to curse true Martin Van Buren popularized the phrase okay faults true martin van buren popularized okay it’s not even a phrase this one word which was called old Kinderhook that’s where he’s from his support house became known as okay cloves and the term okay came to mean all right William Henry Harrison had a pet donkey yes as did every member of false CFM billy goat kept it with him at the White House of course what a redneck John Tyler was an awesome accordion player John Tyler was not a president they’re all presidents I’m not tricking you that way well I said false true he was a false yeah you’re right he was a violin player okay yes and James Polk promised not to seek a second term if elected he’s from North Carolina and yes he hated himself he made an explicit campaign promise that if he was elected proc president he would leave after four years and he kept that promise Zachary Taylor nickname was rumbly Zachary Paul’s folks his name was old rough-and-ready Millard Fillmore with us a product you can pick up at the gas station behind the counter was married to element an elementary school teacher who millard fillmore like that matter it’s like like you need to know the man married to an elementary schoolteacher yes true fought his first wife was actually his teacher when he was a 19 year old student at New Hope Academy Franklin Pierce didn’t swear his oath of office true he’s a moron true he instead affirmed it placing his hand on a law book rather than the Bible oh yes let your yes be yes and your no be no James Buchanan was a bachelor to have the truth yes he was only president to never marry mm-hmm Abraham Lincoln was an expert fist fighter balls wrestler you Bobo all the way baby it was in the movie that was the opening scene Oh Andrew Johnson was drunk during his inauguration Andrew who Johnson he’s from North Carolina as well and he had a problem yes true yeah he put a significant amount of whiskey back before he was noticed lead runs notice we don’t drink speech okay ulysses s grant got a speeding ticket on a horse that can’t be true meaning false it is true mmm $20 speeding ticket for riding his horse too fast in Washington brother for B Hayes banned bananas from the White House bolts multiband alcohol James Garfield was a magician true false he was ambidextrous cesare ha ha ha ha Chester a Arthur owned 80 pairs of pants and stayed out until 4:00 a.m. every night true and false they’re both true Grover Cleveland got married at the top of the Statue of Liberty true fall in the torch Jigen I’m married at the White House yeah Benjamin Harrison was afraid of electricity aren’t we all true yes he was afraid and he they first had electricity installed when he was president he was scared of being electrocuted and refused to touch the light switches Grover Cleveland had a fake jaw true but it was in a jar true doctors had to remove his upper jaw because of a lesion he didn’t keep it in a jar he kept it on his face huh uh William McKinley was the first president to ever watch him move out yeah you’re right Wow he was the first one to ever use a telephone Teddy Roosevelt was shot while campaigning true yep William Taft once got stuck in the White House bathtub all it’s true he weighed a hundred 330 pounds oh they got rid of that tub and replaced it with a tub large enough to hold four men and that’s where they came up with the term caft tub horn horn him out of it Woodrow Wilson only had a high school education fault that’s right he had PhD Warren hoarding Harding lost the White House China in his hand in a photo in a poker game true Calvin Coolidge rubbed butter on his head while eating breakfast every morning true Fossey rub Vaseline on his head while he ate breakfast in bed hey I do the same Oh Herbert Hoover spoke Spanish to his wife around the White House and no one could understand what they were saying alas señorita that is true false and were Chinese Franklin D Roosevelt has a movie credit alts true the story by credit on the movie the president’s mystery Harry Truman owned a failed ice cream parlor true thought he owned me haberdashery business of men’s outfitter Dwight Eisenhower almost had his leg amputated true true john f kennedy’s father gave him a horrible recommendation to harvard true true lyndon b johnson had many meetings while in the bathtub true Fung Richard Nixon funded his political career with poker winnings faults true Gerald Ford was a fashion model true true Jimmy Carter was an emu farmer false Ronald Reagan was a ballet dancer what was he what kind of farmer was he I got it at a peanut farmer all right Ronald Reagan was a ballet dancer besides being an actor true false George HW Bush was a star water polo athlete bolts that’s right no Clinton is a two-time Grammy winner false true he has two Grammys what what are the cream Best spoken word album for children and another one for best book and word Grammy for audiobook my life you know he talks like this is real good would you like to hear him talking about his life you know George W Bush was a cheerleader in high school true true and finally brock obama collects star trek toys vaults but I’m gonna tell you what he does collect basketball cards no you collect spider-man and Conan the Barbarian comic books how many to get right Jason 25 I get the big president and you can swear me in right now okay here’s it I’m gonna win let’s see I’m gonna repeat after you and I’m gonna place my hand on the mythical boulder now the term for this is like a week by the way you can’t Institute give me two weeks hey listen hold hold this out I’ll give you a year hold this out I will give you a year and put my hand on it I put your hand on the middle of a boulder and we’re gonna get one of Mary’s balls fell off of the wall of the ball already I read James McLaughlin died solemnly swear I read James McLaughlin do solemnly swear or affirm or affirm that I will support and that I will support and defend the green card table of good mythical morning defend the green card table of good mythical morning against all liquid spills against all liquid spills foreign and domestic foreign and domestic that I will bear true mythicality that I will bear the same troop we get John Roberts that I will bear true mythicality – the same that I take this obligation freely that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of comedy without any purpose without any purpose and read it listen without any mental reservation or purpose of comedy and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office of President I can’t sale it and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office of president of good mythical morning of good mythical morning that that I am I am about about to to enter enter so help me mythical beasts so help me mythical beasts and they all said Amen all right that’s fine I’ll get it next year I’ll get it next year fix the boulder brother let me honey I am issuing an executive order that you spin the wheel of mythicality see how this work you came up with the truth balls and said that it was impossible you gotta press in him you got a little bit more than half shout out to South Korea this is appropriate South Korea you know who you are you’re just south of North Korea many of you love spam you’re proud of it we’re proud of you because of it for you South Korea tipping is optional it’s not required most of your homes have heated floors Wow because you consider the number four unlucky most of your buildings don’t have a fourth floor what and finally South Korea you’re the place that frowns on using red ink when writing people’s names who are alive because you use it to signify when those people are dead did I do that [Music]