The robots are coming for us, but today we fight back. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good mythical morning. – Okay, everybody knows the robot overlords are taking over the world and it’s only a matter of time before we have to stand up for ourselves! Damn it! – Yeah! – Be honest, who would win between me and a robot in a fight? – Well, it depends on the robot. If it’s an electronic toothbrush, I think you might be able to win. But, Alexa, she knows too much. – She is a little frisky. Sounds like we should start training. – I didn’t say frisky, I said she knew too much. All right, how about we start by going head to head with a few robots to see if we can beat them at the task they claim to accomplish more efficiently than we can. – Cue the training montage. It’s time for, we are here to kick some ro-butt, part one. Welcome to the beep, beep, boop, boop, battles on. – All right, so we’re gonna take turns going head to head with different machines. We’re competing to better accomplish the task that they were created to replace us to do. Feel threatened much? – No! And after we finish the task, an impartial judge will decide who did a better job, man or machine. If we win, we get to embarrass a robot. Ah, yeah and if we lose, a robot will embarrass us. – Yes, all right, this round. Rhett, you are gonna be dealing cards to seven. – I’m not good at that. – To six imaginary players. – I feel like I’m below the average man. – Well, the robots are coming for you because robots can deal cards now. Look at this thing. This is the Nileole Automatic Card Dealer Machine. All you gotta do is put your, I’ve never used this thing, you just put your cards in here and then you just (machine buzzing) look at that. – Oh, whoa. Look at you. Look at- – That’s the fun way to do it. But that’s not the right way to do it. Right way to do it- – ‘Cause I see four of the cards. – You just put, yeah, you can’t- – [Rhett] That’s not good. – That’s not how it works. All right, so more information before I do this thing. You’re gonna have 30 seconds to deal out to seven cars to six people. – 30 seconds? – A little bit of comparison here, we paid $128.99 on Amazon for this thing. – And I’m priceless. – You are free. You are $0. This thing rotates 360 degrees. (Rhett scoffing) (crew laughing) – Okay, this thing can hold two decks. – Does it go both ways? – I don’t know, I don’t know. – ‘Cause I definitely do. – It can hold two decks at the same time. (crew laughing) Two imaginary decks. – I’m not touching my deck right now. Screw that machine. – I’m gonna put these at the bottom of the deck. Let’s see this thing in action. – Oh, so it’s holding the cards from the top so I can hold the cards you little freaking little square. – Listen, I’m pulling for you, okay? – Yeah, yeah. – I’m pulling for you, you’re a human guy. – Encourage me a little bit. – ‘Cause that’s what I am. – Encourage me. – You know what? Just deal to everybody. – Is it gonna do pretty decks? – I’ve never seen it work. All I know is- – Why is this table so low? Can I get on my knees? – Just shut up and deal cards, man. All right, you ready? You have 30 seconds. Three, two, one, deal. Oh my gosh! Look at this! (Rhett groaning) – All right, so it’s going, man, it’s really going. It’s got four, it’s got five. It’s got… It’s done! – Oh gosh, I’m not. – Keep going. Two 1,000, three 1,000, four 1,000, five 1,000. – I don’t know how many I’ve got. – You lost track of counting? – I think that’s it. – Dude. (horn blaring) okay, I’m actually not gonna touch anything because I want the impartial judge to see it as it lays. – Okay, well, I gotta take this deck out of the middle. You should take that out of the middle because he’ll know that that’s a robot. – How on earth could we even get an impartial judge for such an exercise as this? It can’t be a human. – Oh, yeah, it doesn’t have to be a human. – It can’t be a robot. – Oh, it doesn’t have to be a robot. – What could it be? – A half human, half robot. (dramatic music) – Oh, wow, this is really happening. – Whoa! Look at that. – Who could this be? It’s mysterious. – I am Droid Hill. (Rhett laughing) Good morning, Rhett and Link. I am a cyborg droid. – Okay, well do- – See, he’s totally impartial. You get it now? – Do you like to play Rummy or whatever you play with seven cards? – Oh, yeah. – Okay, well check it out ’cause we have both dealt some cards, well, one of us has left it to the machines. So you can get a closer look. Start over wherever you want. – Start here. – What are you seeing? – All right, I see six distinct piles. Six distinct piles. All right. – Yes, yes. – Okay, he can count. – All right, analyzing data, and do they have the same amount of cards in each pile? – That’s a good question. – Analyzing even more. – This is intense. – Scanning. – He’s scanning. – Going over here. – Scanning. – I’m just gonna tell you, yes, there’s seven in each pile. I think the only difference is really these piles aren’t as neat as those piles. – That is correct. – Right. (crew laughing) So, which one are you like in more, Droid Hill? – I’m liking this side. – [Link] It is neater. – And might I say as the man in this situation, it’s also dealt in a nice distribution where this is like, what, one person’s on one end of the table and everyone else is on the other end of the table. – You gotta do a bunch of more gathering. So you’ve chosen the man and I feel good about that because are you gonna spend $128 just to do this? No! – No! – Correct. – And so does the man part of yourself feel better right now? – Feeling great about the man’s side. The winner of this battle is man. – Yes! (bell dinging) – Okay, the men are off to a great start and we actually only have to win one more of these challenges to fully beat the robots. – Yeah, I am smelling cat poop so I want to get on with this. I’m over here in front of basically a normal litter box of Chase’s cat’s poop and pee and since I have a cat at my house, I’m gonna be the man in this scenario and you’re gonna push the button on whatever intriguing device you have over there. – This is the Pet Safe Scoop Free Complete Plus Self-Cleaning Cat Litter Box. Come up with a catchier name. Come on. (crew laughing) Chase loves this because he has one of these at home, $170 on Amazon plus the tray is 25 bucks. They say you change it about every month. Chase says he does his every two weeks. Look at Chase. – I actually have the tray here too without the robot mechanism. – That disposable tray is in the bottom of this thing. We each have a minute. Now, this is how this thing works. There’s like a sensor in here and exactly 20 minutes after your little feline does the thing out of its behind, it’s 20 minutes pass and then it comes through and it rakes. I will have to do nothing other than touch a button, but typically it would just happen automatically. – I think I’m pulling for machines this time, man. This is like the worst task in the house, but I’m thorough, man. I’m good at this. – We’re gonna take about a minute. We’re gonna give you a minute. We’re gonna give the machine a minute and we go when I press this button. Are you ready? I’m pulling for you actually. – Okay, cool. – I think the man should win. – Three- – I don’t know why. – Two, one, go! – First of all, these crystals, oh, that’s really poop there. (crew laughing) – It’s a weird poop. – It’s a weird type of thing. – It’s got silica. – It’s like absorbent. – Oh, wow, this machine is doing a grand job, Link. – I don’t really like the sound or the feel of- – Ew, oh, look at that. It’s like a monster just open up his mouth- – Glass. – Eat some poop. – It kind of feels like I’m scraping my fingers across a chalkboard a little bit. – [Rhett] Well, look at that. – [Link] What’s happening over there? – It just swept up everything and put it over here under this convenient little lip. – The pee doesn’t clump with the silica and then see, the thing that I do, patent pending, is called the poop- – You should do less talking and more scooping. If there’s anything less. – I get the little pieces of poop because if I was the- (horn blaring) Oh, there’s one more. – All right, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. – Okay. – Okay, you’re done. – All right, bring in the cyborg. – Droid Hill’s back. (Rhett laughing) – Yeah, yeah he is. – Do you have any kittens, cats or felines? – I have two, they do a little… – All right, so you’re no stranger to picking up poop. Take a look at these two trays. – All right. – Oh, wow, he came prepared. – Analyzing, all right. – [Link] Oh, he’s really analyzing. – I don’t detect any pee or poo. – Right. – And this is very clean. – It’s starting to feel weird, by the way, massaging that. – It’s so clean. – An intimate zen garden. – Now, it’s not clean right there. – Oh, that was my doing. – Oh, no, it was there before you touched it, Droid Hill. – So not as cleanly. – Yeah. – Over to this one. Oh, I can already tell there is pee. Ah, yes, a little bit of residue in this litter box. Now poo, no detection of poo. The outside area is clean. – It’s not for lack of trying, I’ll tell you that. – If there’s poo in there, he find it. – He gonna find some poo if there’s poo in there. – I will say if you’re looking for the poo, it’s not far away. – Yeah, lift that flap there. – Oh, that’s not better. (Rhett groaning) Oh, no. – There it’s, there it is. – It just, well, I’m not gonna say it. – Okay, I’m gonna go back to this side for the flap. – Yeah and see if there’s any poo under there. – All right, here we go. – No. – No, no poo. – Nothing. (crew laughing) – Ooo! this is gonna be a- – So which one are you liking? It’s a little bit more of a mess here, but it seems to be more thorough. You’re picking up urine from over there. – I will go with this due to the fact there’s no pee or poo noticeable. – Now you’ve chosen the man again, which now I’m a little frustrated. Chase swears by this thing. – Well, in the machines defense- – [Link] Is it good enough? – In the machine’s defense, when this thing is inside that, the actual machine, there is this hood over here that’s kind of keeping this from being exposed to the air. – He says that it doesn’t stink. – He says that it doesn’t stink. So the poo is there and then at the end of the month or whatever, you just take this whole thing and toss it. So I will say that, take that into account, put that into your database. – But the pee doesn’t clump in this type of crystal and that’s why it’s still saying staying out there. All right, this your last chance to mind. – I have made my decision. – [Rhett] Okay. – Machine. (buzzer buzzing) – What? – Hold on. – Due to the fact. – What just happened? – If you have the poo, it’s gonna eventually be there multiple times. It’s all contained and it’s clean. The area’s clean. – Yeah, my area wasn’t clean. – I think your machine part is showing a little bit, to be honest with you. But you know what? Hey, it only makes it more interesting. – This round, we’re celebrating my birthday with some tequila sunrise virgin versions. – Who you calling a virgin? – And then, the drinks. – Oh, yes, they are. – But we’re also celebrating our birthday with a Mythical Society deal for you. I’m gonna give you 25% off all annual plans through the 9th of June. – Look at you, Link. – So go scoop up an annual plan of 25% off through the 9th all right? In honor of my birthday. – Okay, this round, I’m the man, I’m battling against the Bev by Black and Decker Cocktail Maker Machine to make the best mocktail version of a tequila sunrise because apparently that’s what Droid Hill wanted. – I am no bartender. So, again, I think I might be on machines side. We paid $250 for this thing on Amazon and then, from a different company, you can get these bartesian cups. It’s basically like a K-Cup. – It’s pretty cool looking. – This is a tequila sunrise one. – [Rhett] I’ll be honest with you. – It just has orange juice and grenadine in it and you go up to this thing. Let me just turn. – You go up to it? – You go up to it. – Okay, step one, go up to it. – And you give it the drink. Right here it says tequila, gin, rum, water, vodka, whiskey. – So you could fill that whole thing out and make a bunch of different drinks. – Yeah and you don’t have to know anything that you have to know to do what you’re about to do. I barely even know how to drink ’em. – Chase gave me like a one minute tutorial. I’m a cocktail drinker, but I’m not a cocktail maker. – I’m gonna give you 30 seconds. – Okay, all right. – To beat this puppy. – I’m gonna eyeball the high ball because I don’t think I’m got time for measurements. – Eyeball the highball. All right. – Hopefully, Dr. Droid Hill won’t notice. – Are you ready? – Yep. All right, go and I’m gonna leisurely take my time here and just, I’m gonna put this in there and then I’m gonna pop it down and then I’ve selected just a normal level of liquor. In this case, it’s still a virgin and now I’m gonna push mix. (ice rattling) – Okay. – It’s already going. It’s already dumped the bartesian cup and now it’s sucking out the fake tequila. – Oh no! (machine buzzing) It’s just adding that right there. (horn blaring) – You gotta gimme- – Perfect timing. (crew laughing) It’s freaking done. – You gotta gimme this a little bit. – Look at that. Totally done. Oh, you got an umbrella? I have an umbrella too, but I can’t use it because the machine doesn’t umbrella anything. – Okay, I took more time than I really had. – I’ll forgive you. Let’s bring out the droid. – Droid Hill’s back for refuel time. – Oh! – Oh! – You thirsty? – Yes. – You were on tequila sunrises, huh? – Nice, yes, my favorite. – Great. – And what, motor oil? I don’t know. Choose which one you want to drink first. – Okay, from here I’m gonna go by what looks best from here. I’m gonna go to this side. – Okay. – Right, analyzing this up close. It’s looking good. Got the umbrella. Nice little touch. Now time for the taste. – How does a droid drink? – It looks pretty normal. I didn’t see a tube come out or anything. – Normal person drinking. – He’s got great reflexes. He catches umbrellas if they fall. I think his mouth might be 100% human. I think they left that intact. – Oh! It’s droid five o’clock somewhere, am I right? – Hey! (hands slapping) – This human gets it. – Wow, your hand is so hard. God. – So you like that. Come try this one. It doesn’t look as good apparently. – Up close. It will do. It will do up close. – It will do. – It’ll do going down, I bet. – It doesn’t really have the sunrise gradient, I must say. – Time for the taste. Sears, that’s cheers in droid. (crew laughing) – Sears. – Not a sponsor. You sponsored by Sears? – I don’t think Sears can sponsor anybody now. – Sears is the droid, cheers. – Okay, sears. – Great. – You can get one of these. Get your own Droid Hill at Sears. (Link and Rhett laughing) – This seems a bit watered down. It’s messing with my calibration systems. – Oh, really? – Party mode, decreasing. – Oh! – Oh, no! – Decreasing. – Party mode decreasing! – Failing. Failing. – Does it taste bad? – This is a happy hour equivalent of that. – Nice. – Rail, just rail tequila. – Well- – Okay, I’ll take this back. – David Hill, I hope you weren’t swayed too much by the umbrella that I added, but, yes, this is the manmade, here’s what I’ll say, having never made a tequila sunrise until this moment, that’s a sunrise, guys. Look at the gradient, I don’t know if you can see that well on camera. – Did you put too much of the fake liquor in there? Is that what swayed him or did you- – I did a four count. A one, two, a three, a four. I did a four count, that’s what I was told to do by Chase. That’s what I did. – I love the idea, but I can’t deny your assessment. So let us have it. – The winner of this battle, is man! – Man! (bell dinging) – Well, technically the men have already beaten the machines because tie goes to the men even if they win this one. But you know what? Now it’s just about pride for the human race. – I think they’re all good examples of ways that I would want to abdicate my man-ness to machine-ness. But, it’s not quite there yet. – Okay, well, maybe this round’ll sway you. – Made a little bit of a mess on some tile and some carpet. I’m gonna be mopping, but not vacuuming because that’s a machine. While you are using the Roborock S7 Robot Vacuum and Mop. So it’s kinda like a Roomba, but it does mopping? – Yeah, so I think Roomba might have one that can do both as well, but this one does it at the same time in a given trip. So this thing’s 680 bucks, it basically has this intelligent way of sensing what surfaces on and it has a little mop thing that it can use and then it brings the mop up and goes to the vacuum mode, supposedly, we’ll see how it works. You basically- – I can do that. – Basically this thing- – I can go from mop mode, to vacuum mode. – Typically it would be in this dock over here and then it just kinda lets itself out, does its thing, you can also talk to it through Alexa or Google Home. – Oh, you can have a relationship with it? – But because we’ve got a little border, I will have to assist the machine. Don’t hold this against the machine to take it out and then I’m gonna control it with an app. – Oh, dang. – And Link, basically, when I think this thing has done an adequate job of cleaning this mess up, we’ll just see where the man stands. – Okay. – Okay? – And we’ll do a one-to-one comparison. – I’m gonna start with mopping. – Okay, I’m just gonna set him down. – It’s a him? – Yep. – And then I’m gonna press clean. – [Roborock] Starting to clean. – Okay, now I’m going, I barely know how to use these newfangled mops, but somebody left a popsicle out here. I’m off to a really good start. I feel like I’ve basically got all of this tile cleaned and that thing’s still in a corner. – Oh, oh, it knows it’s on carpet. Look at that! – Well, you know what, I know I’m on carpet! – Whoa! It got it out of the corners, man. – I’m just gonna do this. – Oh, now it knows it’s not on carpet. If you would’ve told me when I was a kid that there could be a robot that would know it wasn’t on carpet, I would’ve crapped myself. – You would do that anyway, if you were going to Dollywood. – Yep, yeah, I only sharp on the way to Dollywood as a general rule. I will say the man is doing quite well. – Thank you. – Less than two minutes. – Thank you other man. The good thing about sweeping is that it’s a great workout and the results. – [Rhett] I don’t know what’s happening. – The results are totally worth it. You feel like a sense of accomplishment. – It seems to be confused. – I’m done, dude. (crew laughing) – Look at this. It’s so confused. It’s half carpet, half tile. – Done! Man done. – Here we go, here we go. – So, it’s half and half. It doesn’t know what to do, dude. Put it back on the carpet. – I’m not gonna touch it. That would be cheating. – Kick it, dude, – That’s cheating! – Kick it! – I want you to win. (screen beeping) (Roborock banging) How much did we pay for this? $700. – $700. – I’mma kick it lightly. (Roborock banging) (screen beeping) – Now it’s kind of straddling, this line has really confused it. – Yeah, why is it doing that? Maybe it knows it’s being watched. – [Roborock] Robot trapped. – Robot trapped! – Robot trapped! – That means- – Hold on, it said, “Robot trapped.” What do you mean? Is this like an existential trap? (crew laughing) ‘Cause you’re not trapped. Does it think this is a trap? (crew laughing) (screen beeping) Everyone’s so worried about the robots taking over. We just put a wooden barrier around it and it gave up. – Right, man. (screen beeping) – Do you think we need Droid Hill to come in here and tell us who did a better job? – I’m Droid Hill. Yeah, that didn’t work. (crew laughing) Man wins again! – Yes! – Boom! (bell dinging) – We’ve still got it, guys! – Yes! – And you know what? We have won the privilege of embarrassing a robot. Come over here. Sorry, don’t let your robot side hear this, okay? Here we go. – Robot pillow. – We’re gonna program this so it will constantly say embarrassing things about itself. I’m a stupid little loser robot and I’ll never have sex! – And even if I did, I’d be bad at it. (device beeping) – See how that sounds. – [Robot] I’m a stupid little loser robot and I’ll never have sex! And even if I did, I’d be bad at it. – Yeah! You’re gonna have to say that for all eternity. – Thanks to subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is? Let me get this in there. It’s time to get this thing in there and zip it up. – [Robot] I’m a stupid little loser robot and I’ll never have sex! And even if I did, I’d be bad at it. (crew laughing) – I’m Michael. – And I’m Alicia. I’m a third degree Mythical Society member. We’re in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, celebrating our 10 year anniversary- – [Together] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Ooo, that’s not far from Dollywood. I wondered if they sharted. – Oh no, my stomach’s feeling a little bit weird. Click the top link to watch us learn CPR with the American Heart Association in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – [Rhett] 25% off all annual plans, June 1st through 9th use promo code LINKBDAY2023.