Today, we pit glass bottles against cement stairs. – Let’s talk about that. (gentle upbeat electronic music) Good Mythical Morning. – I’m sure you’ve heard the question, “What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?” But that question sucks. A better question is what happens when a very fragile object meets a hard object? – It breaks. – That’s the right answer to the very good question. And I know this because the internet is filled with uniquely creative people like TikToker Lillo Alen Carr, who does things like this. (bottle rolling) – Oh, yes, I love these kinds of videos! (bottle breaking) Yeah. – Yeah, what happens to the bottle? – I just- – Step one. – Step three. Oh, step two. – Oh, there we go. – I don’t even know. Oh, it’s so mesmerizing. The internet’s a wonderful place. – It seems like Lillo’s wasting a lot of liquor. Or maybe… – He drinks the liquor, then he puts the water in. – Yeah, he’s gotta have his fun. Let’s turn this into a game. It’s time for “Watching Bottles Break Is Good, Clean Fun for Children of All Ages. Hey Children, Come With Us.” (upbeat rock music) Sorry. That was creepy. – Yeah, I’m not… – It was just the title. – That’s all him, okay? That’s all him. – Just the title. I just wanna include all the children. – Let’s just move on. Stevie, please break it down for us. (Link chuckles) – [Stevie] In today’s game, sometimes, you’ll be presented with more than one bottle and asked to guess which will break first. Other times, you’ll guess how many steps it’ll take before bottles break and if you’re real good boys, maybe we’ll even show you some videos of bottles going downstairs we filmed ourselves. (Rhett and Link gasping) The winner after it all will get three prop bottles to break over the loser’s head in “Good Mythical More.” – Sweet. – [Stevie] Now, to get this bottle rolling, do you think the grape juice bottle or the jar of heart of palm will last longer and kind of help, I guess, we have these kind of like, stand-in things because Lillo’s Brazilian, we couldn’t get the right stuff. So like, I don’t know. You can touch things, though. – I mean… – Yeah, I feel like this is gonna- – Feel how heavy that is. – I feel like this is gonna throw me off. Just like, I don’t know. – So we have to, before seeing anything… – [Stevie] You have to guess which is gonna break- – First. – First. And you have your whiteboards, so you can write down your answer, not show anybody. Oh, actually, you’re guessing which is gonna last longer. – Oh, that’s different than break first. – [Stevie] Is what I said. Yeah. Yeah. I had to go back and see what I said. – Break second or not at all. – [Stevie] Which will last longer? – I’m squeezing them, like that’s doing anything. (Link and crew laughing) I’m squeezing it. – Who would want this much heart of palm? – A restaurant. – Okay. – Which one’s gonna last longer? Okay. I don’t know. – You don’t know? Me, neither. That’s why I wanna see the video. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Let’s watch grape juice first. (bottle rolling and breaking) – One step, two steps, three steps. Oh, three step! Immediately. I mean, it goes from being totally intact to just like- – To breaking. – To breaking. – Yeah, so cool how glass happens. Well, see, that’s what I put as my answer, so I’m not feeling good at this point. – Yeah, I also said the juice. – You said that. So, okay. – [Stevie] All right. Let’s see the heart of palm. (glass breaking) – One. (Link and Rhett groaning) – We were both right! – Woo, that’s so satisfying! – I mean, and look at how many steps there are there. I bet those steps at the end were just like, oh, give me a chance at that heart of palm. – Yeah, they were. They talk. – So we’re tied. – What’s the real world application of this skill, Stevie? – Dumb question. I know what questions are dumb. – [Stevie] Yeah, I don’t know the answer. – Something in the apocalypse. – It’s fun, man. – [Stevie] Yeah. – TikTok. – [Stevie] That’s my answer. No, I was too busy looking at this next jar setup, which is olives versus vodka. These two kind of go together. These are not the actual things, but you know, there’s olives and vodka. – You wanna squeeze this one? – [Stevie] Oh, the Ciroc is real. – And is the bottle… See, this bottle. You see how it’s thinner at the top? – Yeah. – Thicker at the bottom. – Do that again. Do that again. Do that again a few times. A few times. It’s thinner at the top. It’s thicker at the bottom. – Oh, and it’s got this little thing. A little pad. Oh, you can squeeze that. Oh, that does squeeze. – No, it doesn’t. You got my hopes up. – You thought it was a little rubber button. – All right. – Okay. This is the X factor, man. This Ciroc is an X factor. Which one’s gonna last longer? – [Stevie] And Link, it’s which lasts longer. Yeah, just don’t. Okay. – Which lasts longer. Got it. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see the olives first. (bottle rolling) – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Oh, it’s gone. That was about an eight. – I don’t know when it happened, but I think it’s gonna be longer than the Ciroc. – Lillo doesn’t have much to say about it. – He doesn’t say anything, man. – His face says it all. – He’s a breaker, not a talker. – Crap. – [Stevie] And now, the vodka. (bottle rolling) – 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- – That’s a hard bottle. – 7, 8, 9. All the way, baby! – Dang it. It did a spin. – Shoot, man. – And you can still drink it. – I said the olives. – So I was right about that one. Because it’s thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom. – It never completely land. – Yeah, that spin move really saved it. Yes! Yes! – [Stevie] Okay, what about Coca-Cola and Fanta? – Now, look at that bottle. That is strange. – Dang, it’s got ridges. – Good gosh. – Fanta has- – See how it’s kind of thin? – [Rhett] Fanta has warts. – [Link] Then it gets thinner then it gets thicker. – Fanta has genital warts. – This is not the Fanta’s genitalia. Warts can happen anywhere. You know that, of all people. – Oh, man, this is… Okay. All right. Which one lasts longer? – Which one lasts longer? – Okay. – I feel really confident about this one. – [Stevie] Okay, now we get to see a video with them together. – Yes. (bottles rolling) Oh, same time? (bottle breaking) Oh, there goes the Coke. See, but the Fanta- – That was wrong, man. – Was hitting the Coke. – I said Coke because of the same reason that the last one because of the uneven edges. – Me too, man. But see, I don’t… Lillo, I didn’t like your technique on that one. – Run it back, Lillo. – The Fanta kept bumping the Coke. – Yeah, yeah. There was a- – And pushing it over. – It was a bump fest and we didn’t know we were playing with bump fest rules. – You didn’t say there was a bump fest, but at least we agreed and we were both wrong. – Both wrong. – [Stevie] Okay, we’re going to switch things up here. You’re now gonna try and guess exactly how many steps it takes for a bottle to break. And you’ve seen a few, so you should be good at this. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] There’s 10 steps in total. Of course, you can guess that it doesn’t break at all. So how many steps did it take for this bottle of Cachaça to break? – Cachaça. – Squeeze it. – [Link] What is Cachaça? – [Stevie] It’s like a Brazilian rum type of thing. – It goes out of the bottom a little bit. Look, it goes out of the bottom. You see that? – Made from sugar cane distallite. Cachaça. Cachaça. – Okay. – [Stevie] You have a few to drink and it doesn’t really matter how it’s pronounced. – The things those steps have seen, man. I want that step to have its own TikTok channel. – The people that have seen those steps. – Oh! – Those steps don’t know how famous they are. – Or maybe they do and that’s their secret. – 10 or less steps. We’ve seen stuff break at eight. We’ve seen stuff break at one. – We sure have, Link. Yeah, so it’s somewhere between one and 10. – All right. What’d you say? – Well, you didn’t write it down yet. – Yes, I did. – Yeah, like a fake. You did like, a fake write. – I wrote it. – I said four. – Seven. Seven. – [Stevie] Let’s see who’s closest. (bottle rolling) – It’s a long roll. What? Where’s the first step? One. (bottle crashing) – (laughing) I mean- – He didn’t tell us there was such an approach. – We had no idea we were gonna do a seven foot roll. But I’m glad we did. – Why Lillo pull it back? – Because unless that’s actually a one, Link. I don’t see a base on it. – That is, yeah. – Put a long base on it. Oh, crap. No, I win that round. – Dang it, man. Lillo, you gotta be more scientific about this stuff, buddy. – Yeah. I mean- – Come on. – This is not a well-regulated operation. – What are saying? – It doesn’t make any difference. – What are you saying? – The length of the step doesn’t make any- – You don’t think Lillo’s regulated? – Yeah. Well, I don’t know. I don’t know how- – He’s very regular. – I don’t how the Brazilian government works. – He regularly uploads. – I don’t know how the government works, but I do know how the Mythical Society works. – Look at this. – If you’re a Third Degree member of the Mythical Society, you can get one of these society blanket hoodies. Look at that. It’s so soft. – You get inside of it and it makes you nice and cozy. Join Third Degree Quarterly or Annual by September 30th to qualify. – So soft. – At mythicalsociety.com. – It smells like everyone who’s been in it. – There’s a big old pocket. There’s a big old pocket here. – A big old pocket. – I can’t get my hand into it because… There it is. – Let’s move on. – I sold that. – You did. – [Stevie] We’re moving on to a jar of peppers. – Oh, old pepper jar, huh? – [Stevie] How many steps? – Hold on. First of all- – [Link] What do you eat these peppers on? Because- – So many things. I love those. – They’re sweet and spicy. – You wanna open them? Have a one? – Have a one? Yeah, let’s have a one. Oh, we’re saying the number of steps again? – [Stevie] Yeah. Number of steps. – How long was the approach? I feel like we need to know. Is this a long approach? – Eat one. They’re so sweet. They’re not that hot. They’re just perfect. I could just eat so many of these. Woo! – It’s so tangy. – I love it! Man, those are good. Can I take these home? – Wow. – I’m gonna take these home. – How long is the approach, y’all? – [Stevie] I don’t even know. I like to be kept in suspense when we play these games. Okay, I’ve been told it’s a very quick approach. – I’m going on based on the taste of the pepper. – Just give me your number. – Hold on. What is that number? (crew laughing) – That’s my number. – No, no, no. You gotta tell us what that is. – Isn’t it obvious? (crew laughing) – You have to make a decision. Is it a five or a six? ‘Cause mine is a six. – It’s a five. – Okay. All right. – But it’s as close as you can get to a six without being a six. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see who’s closest. – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. – Yes! Yes! – 7, 8. – Yes! Yes! – Oh, look at them on my steps. – These are different steps! (crew laughing) – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Link] These aren’t even the same steps! – Those first two steps were a little like half steps. – Oh, the approach. Oh, you wanna know about the approach? The approach is much shorter this time. It’s different steps and the steps are uneven! – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – One of those steps, it was like a whole landing. It’s all floor. – We do need the Brazilian government to step here. – Come on, guys. Lillo, you are- – We need more regulations for Lillo’s channel. – [Stevie] So, this is a wine bottle filled with jelly marbles. – Oh. Jelly marbles reinforce things. – Oh, we got a Barefoot. – Do you think the steps know that there’s jelly marbles inside the bottle? – [Stevie] Oh, look. Look at this. – What is a jelly marble? – [Stevie] Look at what we’ve done. – Look, look, look. – Like boba? – Look, look, look. – [Stevie] Now, you can see the type of step, the approach. – [Rhett] Could have been doing this the whole time. (crew laughing) – So it’s these new steps. How many steps total are on this new staircase? – [Stevie] Still 10. – He only moves to places that have 10 steps. – Oh, cool. – Yeah, that’s one of the regulations that currently applies to his operation. I think the tile steps might be different. – I think they might absorb a little bit more. – Yeah ’cause of the grout. – What’s your answer? – Six again. – Okay, let’s see. – Is that a… (bottle rolling) – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. – Okay, so you said one. – All the way to the bottom. (crew laughing) Okay. – No, I didn’t. I said seven and it’s underlined. – (laughing) No! Okay, you’re- – This is not even touching. – You’re such a cheater, man. That’s a one. – No, it is a seven. – No one underlines their numbers. – Well, just let me clarify. It’s a seven. It’s a seven. It was always a seven. – No, it wasn’t! It doesn’t even slant. It goes straight up and then goes straight across. That’s a one. You thought it was gonna break on the first step. – Don’t use your loser voice. – Oh, come on. (crew laughing) Listen, we need to go to the- – There’s a gap there. This is underlined. – You’re cheating, though. ‘Cause if it had of been one, you would’ve said it was a one. We all know your game. – Yeah, but I would’ve been wrong. I would’ve said it was a one. Yes. – Okay. – But you know what? – Mine’s a nine. – [Stevie] Okay. – I win. – [Stevie] Okay. – Uh-uh. No. – You can’t write stuff upside down. – Oh! – Oh, look. Well, then mine’s a seven! (laughs) – Yeah. So I still win. – Oh. (crew laughing) Hey. dude. You know good and well that was a seven. – I won under both rules. – That was a seven. – I won both on what we put originally and the cheating. – I was just being silly, dude. – I get the round. – This is a silly show. – This is a nine! – I did a silly. – [Rhett] This is a nine. It went to the bottom. – [Stevie] Are we ready for the next one? I can’t tell. – Yeah, as long as I get the point. – [Stevie] We’re going with Sprite. Sprite. (crew laughing) – You didn’t support me in my seven-ness. – Hey, does Sprite always have dimples? – Sprite. Sprite doesn’t always have dimples. But when they do- – They help. – We’ve both taken statics. We’ve both taken dynamics. We’ve studied this crap. We’ve taken materials. – Yeah, yeah. And this is material. – We took an entire class called Materials and it just told you like, how long it would take for things to break and you use math to figure it out. We haven’t used any math. – No. – We’ve used numbers. – And this is green, Link. I think that makes a difference. – How many steps? – Okay. That is clearly a three, but you wanted it to be an eight or infinity. (laughs) – All right, so we’ve got quite a face off here. – So hold on. So it’s three and eight. You have to declare your number. – Well, right now, it’s a three. – Okay. It’s a three now. It’s a three forever. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – And see that? (glass breaking) – Oh, dang! Whoa! You got it. – Did you hear me say one? (Rhett yelling) – One. One. – I was late to see the video start and I was gonna count. I tried to count every time ’cause it’s… – One. Well, you were right. You were closer ’cause three is closer to one. – I turned my head and I said, “One.” – [Stevie] Okay. – That was good. That was a nice little win for me. – [Stevie] Now, we’re getting past Lillo to some Mythical original videos. – Okay, cool, cool, cool. What is this? – [Stevie] And Gabriel graciously allowed us to film these at his house ’cause he’s the only one with stairs who allowed us to film these at his house. You’ll each get to pick a bottle or a jar from the selection in front of you to race against each other and then we’re gonna the play our own bottle breaking videos to see who wins. And Link- – Starbursts. – Starbursts. – Starbursts. (crew laughing) I’m glad I don’t have to communicate to make this show happen. – [Stevie] Since you trailing, Link, you get to choose whether you pick first or second. – I choose to pick this first. – Okay. – [Stevie] Which one? ‘Cause you’re holding two. – The whole time. (crew laughing) – This one. – I pick this. Voss. Voss ’cause this feels really thick. – I actually think that this thing is really stout right here. This thing feels really, really stout, but this has like, got this thing right here that every time it hits that. – Yeah. – I’m going with the General’s Hot Sauce Dead Red. This. – [Stevie] Okay, the grenade hot sauce versus the Voss. – Oh, here we go. – Oh, he tossed it! (Rhett laughing) – One. – One. – Link, that was your bottle and it happened on one. – Did he not toss it? Who is he, by the way? – [Stevie] Let’s get a replay. It’s Davin. Davin is doing this. (bottle breaking) (crew laughing) – That was such a hard push. You didn’t roll it! – That was more like a softball throw. – What in the world, Davin? – Hey, thank you for that, Davin. I have a feeling that the grenade went further. – [Stevie] Well, maybe he tossed. Let’s see if he. Well, it wasn’t a toss. It was a roll, but it was forceful. Let’s see about the grenade. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably very gentle. – What is he doing? (crew laughing) – Davin? – [Stevie] I mean, arguably more forced on the grenade. – (laughs) Yeah. It skipped the first step entirely. (crew laughing) Apparently, he thought this was a live grenade and he threw it and ran as fast as possible. – How are we supposed to? – [Stevie] Let’s do one more matchup. Let’s see. – Yeah, yeah. Which one lasted longer? – I’m definitely not choosing these things, but I do wanna see these things go down. – Okay. – You go first this time. – I’m going to the big one. It’s just so stout. – I mean, he could be. There’s not enough in this to like, keep it. Maybe this moving around. – Yeah, I think the Starbursts are gonna come out and get ahead of it and create a pad. – This is gonna break immediately. – Of course, he’s gonna throw it. He’s gonna. – Right. – We know he’s gonna throw it from over his. – I’m going with the Smucker. – [Stevie] Okay. So right now, technically, Link couldn’t win. – Oh, if I can’t win, then I’m going with this. If this work, then I win. – No, no. If Link can guess. If his goes longer, but also he can guess the exact step that it breaks on, you can win the whole game. – And I’m choosing this one now. – Okay. (crew laughing) Okay. – And I’m going for… – One. (laughs) – You know what? I’m gonna go for two. – Okay. All right. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – One, two, three. – Oh. – That really burst. – Boy, that would create a pad, though, with all that Starburst, if it wasn’t inside it when it broke. – That was a decent roll, Davin. – Yeah. Yeah. You improved. – [Davin] Thank you. – And let’s see about this glass knot, as I’ve just learned it’s called. Be gentle. (Rhett laughs) One. – You should have said one. – I should have said one. – You should have said one. – Wow, that was great. Anything else interesting that Davin did that we should see? – [Stevie] We have some Mythical Society rounds, so we’re gonna get some other stuff thrown down the stairs for Mythcial Society members. – There you go. – Okay. – So I didn’t win, huh? – You didn’t. – Okay. – Sorry. – [Stevie] That means that Rhett gets to bust three fake bottles on your head in Good Mythical More. – Oh, fake? Oh. And you know what? Thank you to Lillo Alan Carr for letting us use your videos today and for- – He cannot be regulated. – Suggesting that you be regulated. We were joking. (chuckles) Watch his videos. Check out more of his TikTok content. We’ve got it linked in the description. And also thank you to Gabriel for letting us break bottles in his yard. – Thank you for subscribing to click in that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Matt from Edwardsville, Illinois. I 3-D printed the GMM logo and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – You’ll be hearing from our lawyer. 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