GMM 248: IKEA Horse Meatballs

what’s on our bucket list mozzarella’s ticks and if we ever watch each other live legs let’s talk about that I’m trusting slow butter from Louisville Kentucky good mythical morning know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means me ah ah you beat me just about a little bit there okay good mythical morning thanks for joining us it’s also the place where you’ve posted stuff or this episode is the place or the time whatever do you know what I’m saying I do you post things on Facebook and Twitter or other places where you might post things that we will see related to us or not and then we’ll talk about them you also send stuff in the mail hence this you like it sounds so exciting uh you know I’m just I’m out of breath whoo we shouldn’t we shouldn’t start in that way uh I want to talk about some comments you posted right off the bat but I I’m so hungry I want to go straight to this first I’m just sorry let’s do this don’t apologize for giving oh good but apart no no no I like the dark chocolate you like the milk chocolate so let’s do the old switcheroo Lauren has sent us some chocolate-covered bacon my name is Lauren from Panama City Florida hello Lauren here are two bacon chocolate bars I saw and thought you might enjoy you know what they say I’m not going right girl you know what they say about guys you like dark chocolate once you go dark chocolate bacon I’ll never go back to milk chocolate but you don’t use your imagination after all what can be better than bacon and chocolate right Panama City I’ve actually had this exact brand of it is you know it’s so good a little bacon mix with a little chocolate gyro Caspar Ruez posted on Facebook I love mozarella sticks what about you guys boys got bacon in the middle I’d love that too mozzarella covered bacon steaks done already really any bacon stuff has been done now um and that’s that’s a good thing you’re like Mazzarella sticks how you say that name hair oh yeah Jai gyro hair oh um Hiro whatever your name is let’s move on um I love mozzarella sticks you know why I love cheese I love cheese in so many different forms sticks balls ha ha you know strings blocks you know yeah quantity it’s funny my papa Kurds my papa does not eat cheese you know this Lincoln and unlike she my kids Papa Luis don’t like cheese he doesn’t like cheese either actually such a foreign concept to not like cheese and in the Far East they don’t they’re not big on cheese in fact I once heard a story from a Thai friend of mine who said that she once had she was with some friends and she had been in America and she went back and she made them a casserole a potato casserole covered in cheese yeah love it and they and one of the girls tasted it and began to cry joy I assume no she began to cry and disgust and in disappointment and not being able to enjoy this dish this I don’t taking the time to prepare because you didn’t like the cheese but when I hear cheese sticks it reminds me specifically of the summer that I spent in Slovakia Eastern Europe where they loved the fried cheese they love cheese and I and I stayed at this place I was teaching English at the time because you know how I am how good it I am in English well I can understand Europe how good I do English mm-hmm and and I was saying to this place where they is had like a cafeteria and they would serve us a fried piece of cheese as the main meal oh really some days and then on other days it was a fried piece of mystery meat they couldn’t communicate they didn’t speak English where they cooked it so I couldn’t ask him what is this dear horse horse you’re talking you could have been horse because you know right that’s in the news now it isn’t them so I now I I’m always late to the news thing but when they start talking about horse meat at IKEA in their meatballs I’m like hold on I got a tune in have I eaten any of these I mean lesson on the comments if you’ve ever eaten IKEA horse meat balls because first of all I don’t think it’s the American ideas it’s the not yo it’s the other ideas and they pulled all their meatballs out shelves because of the horse well this started a couple weeks back that if you follow the news I think that would make me cry if I was eating the meatball and somebody said you know there’s horse in that I think I think I too would cry okay again unless there was cheese on it too I have a strong opinion about this that is that is going to upset many of you and that is who cares rat loves horse who he hears it all the time seriously who cares no if you have a conviction about not eating me I respect that and I understand that there is a lot that is a logical position and I respect that position and I can even see myself taking that position at some point okay I’ve seen enough for those Netflix documentaries where it really starts getting on my nerves about the animals and all that stuff but let me just out of the animals and I like to be consistent and I believe that saying it’s okay to eat cow but it’s not okay to eat horse is just it just because you can ride one I can ride a freakin cow now I can write a callus across the plains like a cow by it’s not that it’s I don’t think it is right to tell people they’re eating one thing but that not what you said is another thing you said oh if I found out it was horsing it would make me cry what I’m saying order horse in this country we have a problem with the a horse and it sounds gross because little kids like to draw pictures of them because of my little pony because they have a mane because they look like they might could be a unicorn what about a kitten it’s an instant it’s an animal with hair on it that has big muscles that we could eat what about Shane what’s the big difference between horse and cow I mean give me bring me some horse I’ll eat it you would eat a horse right now if I had it yeah in fact sometimes when I use the euphemism I’m so hungry I could eat a horse I’m actually saying I’m being serious about it fry me up a horse take out about a cat hate me if you want but I’m saying that there is it is hypocritical to say that there is a problem with eating horses just because you can ride them you can ride a cow I don’t think that’s the reason to read it’s not people don’t say hold on I could be riding this meatball I’m disgusted but what’s the standard because they do draw pictures of it as a little kid I drew pictures of cows just as much as I drew pictures of horses think because they’re fast I can pull play because you can race them you can raise cows have you some of most exciting moments in my life have been at cattle races that leads to our next thing here that the row posted my 15 year old daughter has added quote meet rhett and link to her bucket list well well thank you for that um it could happen you know we have met people before you have a bucket list I did and I lost it is that a joke no because it wasn’t that far I didn’t have quite enough punch to actually be a joke wasn’t a joke I’m mad about you you didn’t keep literally keep it in a bucket did you remember that program Momo’s we can just look for the bucket that was a joke remember that program Momo that was like a Google note-taking thing no but you mean one of those programs that you downloaded but never used and I never even bothered to download but no I knew you would never use it uh I used it and you know what I put in there your bucket my bucket list and then you lose an application they were like we’re discontinuing this service please move all your notes over and I was like I’ll do that someday I’ll do it someday my bucket list was aunt was in that application and it’s gone now I was I remember parts of it I do not have a bucket list you should make one right why that’s why but I find it interesting that you’re the type you probably have bucket list lying around everywhere and you’re like the graveyard of your mind and I’ve just never thought of to have a bucket list well you know what I can improve your life right now you should make a bucket list it gives you something to strive after you get you know one of my things I just added is to eat horse really yeah it’s now on your mother yeah one of my bucket list is to ride a horse across the Midwestern United States and at the end get off and eat him oh let’s see the students are like yeah let’s prepare improvident can you just imagine the comments that I’m gonna get from equine lovers is that what you say music is fine if you don’t also don’t eat cows for the same reason I respect you but if you eat burgers and then you say I don’t eat horse you’re hypocrite I understand it I think I’d like to go whitewater rafting again we got other pieces of mail here other than these bars but is a bucket list supposed to be limited to things that like you’ve only done here let me let me show you this picture Sally said so on the community found a picture while going through her old magazines don’t you think this looks like Rhett what is he doing to this girl though is he taking on or putting on the overalls or is it just a good place to put a hand it’s a good place to put a hand I guess of course you know I should know because I was a part of this photo shoot see if I can remember oh yeah this only looks like you if you look at the girl alright so what are we gonna you gonna go through okay yeah sorry we have the mythical male Boulder which now has been rezoned so it’s not just hot glue I mean this thing is really starting to old together and I have come up with something first of all I’m going to go through a couple things we’re set for this but I’ve come up with an idea for this link and I think that we now have added purpose to this male Boulder and that is you know the sculpture atlas were the guys holding up the earth like this yeah something like that I think he’s doing like this either way I don’t care how he’s holding it up but we are going to make a replica we’re going to let this thing get to be just an enormous size where has to be like wheeled in on a wheelbarrow and then at that point what are you in the corner and you can hold it it is done and we’re gonna put it on we’re gonna find one of those sculptures like it kirklands or something one that’s like made out of styrofoam or you know something cheap this would be strong we’re gonna rip off the globe and we’re going to put this mythical male board or do something of the light so thanks to Maddie from bountiful utah where they have things like material that you can make letters out of that will go on the mythical mel boulder thank you to kale from michigan who has sent a caveman in an alien which sort of represents like the beginning and end of the human race and grace Olson thank you for sending some green frog and eraser and also thank you to Cortney and Alvin and BAE and Gil out of this to Virginia yeah Courtney Bay and Alvin Gill and Cathy Willis sent this rocking chair I’m LaGrange Kentucky that’s going on there but there’s a replica of you me and Jason here link that’s good alright before we bring up the wheel and Bocchetti Hanna posted my four-year-old daughter who watches GMM with me asked today quote what’s that hands name the one who gives rhettandlink water and soda makes them taste food and everything I think it’s all about Jason but do put your hand out there and we’ll introduce this tight dude I’ll do the voice and you do like a puppet puppet hand hi hands 4 year old daughter I’m I’m the hand I give Red Lake soda and all types of yeah just do whatever’s realistic there Jason’s work work on it another resinous Masseria come here you go thanks for a writing letter about me Here I am I’m leaving now going behind the camera going away ok my 15 minutes are up bye let’s spin the wheel and in this episode send us stuff for the wheel tell us who you are sorry yes in us up for the wheels into stuff for the boat so that’s like that’s like going to the prices right and not spinning it for one full time around me no I won’t sign it I don’t have any problem with my choice no it’s your choice no no it’s not retroactive it’s your choice now I don’t care I’m just saying if I was a fan I would be a little disappointed in that spin but you landed on your choice you make your choice I don’t care mr. Frankham miss miss Audrey where we don’t eat horse it’s my choice let’s do it sing a song about how awesome I am Oh you’re so great awesome so awesome you’re the awesomest guy named link sitting on this couch you playing you’re so awesome can I sing Timon song because I like it you’re the coolest guy on this couch thus wearing glasses Lake you’re so great you’re the greatest guys sitting on this couch with a spider a man’s shirt you I could keep going I’m really saying nothing link you’re so great you’re the coolest guy on this couch here without a beard see y’all what I’m doing it still kind of makes me feel good about myself you

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