GMM 2481: Exposing The Truth About These Creepy Toys

[Link] Today we dig up – [Link] Etsy products from hell. ((Thunder)) – [Rhett] Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) – [Rhett] Good Mythical Morning – [Link] And happy Halloween. – [Link] Rhett, what are you wearing? – [Rhett] Well, I’m wearing – [Rhett] the agreed upon costume – [Rhett] that we talked about. – [Rhett] I’m dressed as Elvis. – [Link] Yeah, the most famous Elvis there is – [Link] is what we discussed. – [Link] Elvis Costello. – [Rhett] Yeah, I should have known – [Rhett] that when I said Elvis – [Rhett] and did not clarify Elvis Presley. – [Rhett] That you were going to dress – [Rhett] as Elvis Costello. – [Link] Well, you know what? – [Link] As the great Elvis once sang, – [Link] accidents will happen. – [Rhett] Oh, we all know that song. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Okay. Since it’s Halloween – [Rhett] and obviously Link needs – [Rhett] to work on his listening skills, – [Rhett] we decided to play a little game – [Rhett] that will combine the spookiest, – [Rhett] homemade products on the Internet – [Rhett] and the fact that the devil – [Rhett] is in the details. It’s time for – [Rhett] Spooky, Scary Products For – [Rhett] Spooky Scary People – [Rhett] Or For Boring People – [Rhett] We Don’t Know Your Life. – [Rhett] Happy Halloween. – [Stevie] Okay, boys, you’re about to – [Stevie] be spooked by some of the creepiest – [Stevie] DIY products we found – [Stevie] haunting the corners of Etsy. – [Stevie] Each round after the item is revealed, – [Stevie] we’ll learn the totally real – [Stevie] and terrifying back stories – [Stevie] of these products, as told by – [Stevie] some macabre Mythical Crew members. – [Stevie] All you have to do is remember – [Stevie] the details of these stories – [Stevie] to play the game. – [Stevie] And did I mention, – [Stevie] the stories will be sped up – [Stevie] to horrifically horrifying speeds? – [Link] Yes. You did mention that. ((Evil Laugh)) – [Stevie] It was scripted that I did that. – [Rhett] Oh, yeah. Nice. – [Stevie] The winner will receive – [Stevie] a special treat – [Stevie] and the loser will suffer a ghastly trick. – [Stevie] And we have a special little – [Stevie] closed situation for you there. – [Link] I see that. It’s a coffin. – [Stevie] And remove the top – [Stevie] to see your first Etsy creation. – [Rhett] That’s so cool. – [Rhett] That’s pretty cool, man. – [Link] Oh, it’s the whole thing comes out. – [Link] I thought the lid – [Link] was going to come off. – [Stevie] This is socially awkward, – [Stevie] little fella, shy creature – [Stevie] from Etsy seller The Dusty Tentacle. – [Stevie] For $60. – [Link] Don’t hold it in front of your chest, – [Link] because no one can see it. – [Link] Cause your chest is – [Link] shy creature colored – [Stevie] They’re too socially awkward – [Stevie] to say hello first. – [Stevie] And you should take one home – [Stevie] and give it the love it deserves. – [Rhett] Look at the toes, man. – [Link] Oh, my gosh. – [Rhett] You can see the toes, and it’s got – [Rhett] two fingered hands. It’s got two teeth. – [Rhett] Two eyes. Two ears. – [Link] Can I touch it? – [Rhett] It’s slimy seeming, – [Rhett] but it’s not actually slimy. – [Link] So its whole body – [Link] is like a melted foot. – [Rhett] This is actually a – [Rhett] pretty impressive sculpting. – [Stevie] You ready to listen? – [Link] Yeah. – [Stevie] Here we go. – [Karen] Hi, it’s me, Karen the Candy Apple Witch – [Karen] in 2003, a crew of 3 astronauts – [Karen] from NASA were sent 254 miles – [Karen] to the International Space Station – [Karen] to conduct new experiments. – [Karen] One morning, Captain Ilene Dover – [Karen] awoke to a small, fleshy creature – [Karen] with two buck teeth staring – [Karen] at her from the foot of her bunk. – [Karen] Cautiously, she said, hello, – [Karen] and in a perfect mimicry of a voice. – [Karen] The creature said hello back. – [Karen] Knowing NASA would want to – [Karen] conduct inhumane experiments on it, – [Karen] Captain Dover hid the creature. – [Karen] The next morning, Ilene noticed the – [Karen] creature was sprouting blonde hair, – [Karen] the same as hers. Curious, – [Karen] she plucked one and compared it – [Karen] to her own hair under a microscope. – [Karen] They were identical. Frightened, – [Karen] she quickly put away the microscope, – [Karen] but cut herself on the glass. – [Karen] A drop of blood fell to the floor and – [Karen] in a flash, the creature was there. – [Karen] lapping it up. Ilene backed away, – [Karen] but the creature grew – [Karen] to her exact height, contorting its flesh – [Karen] to match hers. Staring back at her – [Karen] was a perfect copy of herself. – [Karen] The creature said, hello in Ilene’s voice – [Karen] once more, before – [Karen] unhinging its jaw and swallowing her whole. – [Karen] The next day, the ship arrived at the – [Karen] space station, and Ilene greeted the crew – [Karen] with a buck toothed grin. – [Karen] Scary. – [Karen] Hello? – [Karen] I thought I heard someone. – [Rhett] Hello? – [Link] Good gosh, she can talk fast. – [Rhett] She should do. Audible. – [Link] She should – [Link] She should, yeah, – [Link] It’s like whenever you hit the two X’s – [Link] it’s Emily’s voice. – [Rhett] Right, right, right, right. – [Link] Or whatever the name of that witch was – [Link] because I wasn’t listening. – [Rhett] Emily. – [Stevie] Okay, y’all, – [Stevie] I have some question for you – [Stevie] to answer about Karen’s story, – [Stevie] so I want to get through all the questions. – [Stevie] You write down your answers, – [Stevie] and then I’ll reveal one by one. – [Stevie] First question, – [Stevie] what year was the crew – [Stevie] sent to space? – [Rhett] I don’t remember – [Rhett] hearing a year, but – [Link] Me neither. – [Link] I remember – [Link] hearing some numbers. – [Rhett] But now that I think about it, – [Rhett] I’m digging into my brain, – [Rhett] and maybe I do remember it. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] How many astronauts – [Stevie] were aboard the ship? – [Rhett] Did you hear that? – [Link] I think so. – [Stevie] What was the captain’s full name? – [Link] All right. – [Stevie] Name a celebrity who has – [Stevie] the same color hair – [Stevie] as the captain. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] And finally, how old were you – [Stevie] when this story took place? – [Link] What? ((Laughing)) – [Link] Okay. – [Link] What do you want us to do? – [Rhett] Why didn’t you ask us – [Rhett] how many miles they traveled? – [Rhett] Because that was – [Rhett] the only thing I remembered. – [Rhett] Right. – [Rhett] 254. – [Link] Yeah, I remember that, too. – [Link] I was like, crap, I’m going to have to – [Link] remember numbers. – [Link] And then I kept thinking 254. – [Rhett] And I concentrated so hard on 254, – [Rhett] that I listened to nothing else. – [Stevie] Okay. What were your answers for – [Stevie] what year was the crew sent to space? – [Rhett] 2003 – [Stevie] Link? – [Link] 1980. – [Stevie] The answer is 2003. – [Rhett] I swear I didn’t hear it. – [Rhett] And then when I started replaying – [Rhett] speedy Emily, it was in there. – [Rhett] Weird. – [Stevie] How many astronauts were – [Stevie] aboard the ship? – [Rhett] Three. – [Link] Three? – [Stevie] Correct. – [Stevie] What was the captain’s full name? – [Link] Jeremy Renner. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Dang it. That’s also what I, no. – [Rhett] I said Ilene because I didn’t know if – [Link] That’s the woman’s name. – [Rhett] I know, but I couldn’t remember – [Rhett] if she was a captain or not. – [Rhett] It was all too fast. – [Stevie] I’m sorry. – [Stevie] What are you trying to imply? – [Stevie] That the captain can’t be a woman? – [Rhett] I assumed it was. – [Rhett] That’s why I said Ilene – [Link] I’m just trying to make jokes. – [Stevie] Her full name was Ilene Dover. – [Rhett] Ilene Dover. – [Rhett] She was the captain. – [Stevie] Name a celebrity who has – [Stevie] the same color hair as the captain. – [Rhett] I said B. Pitt, which is short for Brad, – [Rhett] because I couldn’t remember what color. – [Rhett] And I was hoping you said blonde. – [Link] I said Cat Zeta-Jones – [Link] and Cat is short for Catherine. – [Stevie] Okay. Her hair color was blonde. – [Stevie] We’ll go B. Pitt on that one. – [Stevie] And then how old were you – [Stevie] when this story took place? – [Rhett] I said 26 – [Rhett] because it was 20 years ago. – [Link] I said 2 ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Because it was 1980 – [Rhett] in your story? – [Stevie] Yeah. Correct. 26 for Rhett, – [Stevie] 25 for Link. – [Stevie] You know, not bad. – [Stevie] It was a fast story that Karen was telling – [Stevie] and you guys were paying attention. – [Rhett] I got everything right, except Dover. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Next up, we have Mr. Hammer – [Stevie] from Etsy seller Curiously Creepy for $40 – [Stevie] He’s been described as a little weirdo – [Stevie] who loves to shock people – [Stevie] and eat nails. – [Stevie] He may have a few screws loose, – [Stevie] but Mr. Hammer knows – [Stevie] how to entertain. – [Rhett] Who’s buying this stuff? – [Rhett] Us, apparently. – [Link] I mean, this is – [Rhett] I think he’s quite cute. – [Rhett] So you just take a – [Link] Evidence. – [Rhett] You just take a teddy bear. – [Link] Item was found in victim’s nursery. – [Link] Victim was located – [Link] inside their closet. – [Link] In the nursery. – [Link] Oh, my. – [Rhett] A little unsettling. Well done. – [Rhett] Well done, Etsy. – [Stevie] All right. Are you ready to hear – [Stevie] the real story of Mr. Hammer? – [Rhett] Yes. – [Stevie] Let’s see it. – [Devil] It is I, the real devil. – [Devil] Listen to my tale. – [Devil] Once upon a time, there was a – [Devil] toymaker named Mr. Van Horne. – [Devil] He lived above a hardware store – [Devil] called Nelson’s Nails and Bits, – [Devil] owned by a man named Joe Pierce. – [Devil] Joe was a cruel person, – [Devil] and often mocked Mr. Van Horne’s toys, – [Devil] telling him the kids didn’t – [Devil] want teddy bears anymore. – [Devil] One day, Mr. Van Horne returned – [Devil] to his workshop to find that – [Devil] all the newest teddy bears – [Devil] that he had – [Devil] been working on for – [Devil] the past four months – [Devil] had nails driven through – [Devil] their mouths. – [Devil] Enraged. The toymaker – [Devil] stormed downstairs to confront – [Devil] Joe, who he found ripping – [Devil] the stuffing of his favorite bear, – [Devil] a pink teddy named Grizzie. – [Devil] At his breaking point, Van Horne – [Devil] grabbed a cleaver – [Devil] and slit open Joe’s stomach, – [Devil] ripping out his guts – [Devil] just as Joe had ripped out his bears’. – [Devil] While Joe was still alive – [Devil] Van Horne carved his face off – [Devil] and brought it back to his workshop. – [Devil] The very next day, Joe’s wife, – [Devil] Betty, came to the shop at 7:30 a.m. – [Devil] to look for him. When she arrived, – [Devil] she found a gruesome teddy bear – [Devil] in the window with human teeth – [Devil] and nails in its mouth – [Devil] and a very familiar face. – [Devil] Beside it was a pink teddy – [Devil] with a perfectly cut out – [Devil] circle for a new face. – [Devil] It’s hot in here. – [Rhett] The devil. – [Rhett] The devil keeps up with the trends – [Link] The real devil. – [Rhett] The real devil keeps up – [Rhett] with the trends – [Link] He’s working your low V – [Rhett] Everybody already knows – [Rhett] the real devil sets the trends, man. – [Link] Yeah, he does. – [Rhett] You know what I’m saying? – [Stevie] Okay. You ready for your question? – [Rhett] Now I’ve forgotten everything. – [Rhett] Thanks to your line of questioning – [Rhett] about the devil. – [Link] Yeah. – [Stevie] Where did the Toymaker live? – [Link] What? – [Link] Sometimes I listen to audio books – [Link] on negative speed. – [Rhett] What is that? – [Rhett] Backwards? – [Link] Really slowly. – [Link] What’d you write? ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] The incorrect answer. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] What was the name – [Stevie] of the place Joe owned? – [Link] Why do y’all come up – [Link] with this stuff – [Link] just to make me feel defeated? – [Link] Like it’s Halloween. I want candy. – [Link] I want candy. – [Link] As Elvis Costello once sang – [Rhett] That was a hit. – [Rhett] That was one of his big hits. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] The toy maker’s favorite, Teddy, – [Stevie] was a specific color – [Stevie] name something else – [Stevie] that is that color. – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] What type of knife – [Stevie] did Van Horne use – [Stevie] to slice open Joe? – [Rhett] You got one? – [Link] No, probably not. – [Rhett] This is a guess. Just so you know. – [Link] You don’t need to tell us that. – [Rhett] This will be lucky. – [Rhett] Do not remember that – [Rhett] Name a movie that starts – [Rhett] with the same letter – [Rhett] as Joe’s wife’s name. – [Link] I can’t even think of a movie right now. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s your problem? – [Rhett] Elvis doesn’t watch a lot of movies. – [Rhett] He’s busy writing catchy tunes. – [Link] Right, right, right. – [Link] Okay, I’ll go with that. – [Stevie] Okay. Where did the Toymaker live? – [Stevie] What did you guess? – [Link] A toy shop – [Rhett] Phoenix. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] The answer is – [Stevie] above a hardware store. – [Link] Above a – [Rhett] Above a – [Stevie] Above a – [Rhett] Above a New York. – [Link] Above a, comma, hardware store. – [Stevie] What was the name of – [Stevie] the place Joe owned? – [Rhett] Nails and Bits. – [Link] It’s something, Nails and Bits. – [Link] So I said, Grizzie’s Nails and Bits – [Stevie] Nelson’s Nails and Bits – [Stevie] I’ll give you a half point – [Stevie] for Nails and Bits. – [Stevie] You both got Nails and Bits – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] The toy maker’s favorite, teddy – [Stevie] was a specific color. – [Stevie] Named something else – [Stevie] that is that color. – [Link] His name was Grizzie – [Rhett] I said Alecia Moore’s hair. – [Rhett] Alecia Moore, better known – [Rhett] as Pink. – [Link] Oh, I said a bucket of white paint – [Link] with a little bit of red dropped in it. – [Stevie] You know, I’m not up to date – [Stevie] on Pink’s current hair. – [Stevie] I do not believe it’s pink, – [Stevie] but I know that that’s – [Stevie] what you were – [Rhett] Traditionally. – [Stevie] Traditionally – [Rhett] Traditionally. – [Stevie] Yeah. I’m going to give it to you – [Stevie] because you knew her full name – [Stevie] was Alecia Moore. – [Stevie] So you both get that one – [Rhett] I almost put Alecia Moore’s old hair, – [Rhett] but I couldn’t fit it. – [Stevie] What type of knife – [Stevie] did Van Horne use – [Stevie] to slice open Joe? – [Link] Ginsu? – [Rhett] That’s better than my answer. – [Rhett] I just went with cleaver, – [Rhett] the classic knife – [Rhett] that’s used in bad stories. – [Stevie] Your answer is correct. – [Stevie] It is cleaver. – [Rhett] Lucky. – [Link] Lucky duck. – [Stevie] And name a movie that starts – [Stevie] with the same letter – [Stevie] as Joe’s wife’s name. – [Link] Porky’s Revenge. – [Rhett] I thought her name was Betty. – [Rhett] So I went with Big – [Rhett] also Big Lebowski. – [Rhett] Both movies. – [Stevie] Yes. The letter was B. – [Stevie] Not P. – [Link] Was it, Betty, though? – [Stevie] Yes, it was Betty. – [Link] What were you doing? Listening? – [Rhett] Yeah. Did you think – [Rhett] her name was Petty? – [Link] I was trying to come up – [Link] with a movie, man. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Up next, we have the – [Stevie] All Seeing Lemon. – [Link] Good gosh. – [Stevie] And the All Seeing Apple – [Link] Don’t touch it. Is it? – [Stevie] From seller Silicone Sound for $34.99. – [Stevie] The product description says – [Stevie] these items are made of high quality, – [Stevie] super soft, silicone. – [Stevie] Unnerving to hold as they are to see. – [Stevie] Very squishy. – [Rhett] I’m so fruity. – [Stevie] They can bring you only joy. – [Link] Turn it this way. – [Link] They turn independently. – [Link] They can look at each other. – [Rhett] This is wild, man. – [Link] Wow. – [Link] These are kind of awesome. – [Rhett] Yeah, I like it. I like the way it feels. – [Link] How much do these cost? – [Stevie] $34.99 – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s a deal – [Link] For a set? – [Stevie] For just one. For just one. – [Link] Put that in your fruit bowl. – [Rhett] I’ll take it. – [Link] You just pick it up. – [Rhett] I’ll take it. – [Link] This is purchasable. – [Stevie] Okay. Y’all ready to listen? – [Rhett] Yes. – [Stevie] Then let’s see it. – [Craig] Hello. I’m Craig the Creepy Scarecrow. – [Craig] In a sleepy town called Peeperville, – [Craig] 12 miles west of – [Craig] Eureka Springs, Arkansas, – [Craig] there was a young girl named – [Craig] Penelope Brown who had blue eyes. – [Craig] She and her brown-eyed – [Craig] friend Laurie Redd would explore – [Craig] the abandoned orchard – [Craig] on the outskirts of town. – [Craig] It used to be owned – [Craig] by a witch named Aubree, – [Craig] whose name was spelled – [Craig] with two e’s at the end. – [Craig] Legend says the villagers – [Craig] burned her at the stake – [Craig] in the orchard – [Craig] on All Hallows’ Eve in 1692. – [Craig] and that the only thing left of her – [Craig] were her two green eyes. – [Craig] The villagers buried – [Craig] her eyes separately – [Craig] one under an 18 foot lemon tree – [Craig] and one under a 13 foot – [Craig] apple tree. Penelope and Laurie – [Craig] had heard stories but still decided – [Craig] to spend Halloween night playing – [Craig] in that orchard. At exactly 11:42 PM – [Craig] While Penelope and Laurie – [Craig] were separated, they were both startled – [Craig] to find hideous fruits growing from – [Craig] the trees they were standing under. – [Craig] They tried to call out, – [Craig] but they were 1.3 miles away – [Craig] from each other. – [Craig] Curiosity getting the better of them, – [Craig] Penelope reached to grab – [Craig] a lemon with a green eyeball – [Craig] at the same time Laurie reached – [Craig] to grab an apple with a green eyeball. – [Craig] The girls were never seen again, – [Craig] but it’s said the lemon – [Craig] now has a blue eye – [Craig] and the apple has a brown one. – [Craig] Now, if you’ll excuse me, – [Craig] I have to get home to my wife. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] This feels a little different – [Rhett] than previous ones – [Link] It was faster. – [Rhett] Felt like there were many more details. – [Link] A lot of numbers. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s begin. – [Rhett] Not excited about this. – [Link] Hated it. – [Stevie] What was the name – [Stevie] of the creepy scarecrow – [Stevie] telling the story? – [Link] Okay. – [Stevie] What word was used – [Stevie] to describe the – [Stevie] town of Peeperville – [Link] What word? – [Link] Peeperville. – [Rhett] Peeperville – [Link] Peepers – [Stevie] Name a state that directly – [Stevie] touches the state – [Stevie] the story takes place in. – [Link] Is there a state – [Link] that touches every other state? – [Rhett] Okay. – [Rhett] Ask me how tall the lemon tree was. – [Link] How tall was the lemon tree? – [Stevie] Penelope’s last name was a color. – [Stevie] Give me a word – [Stevie] that rhymes with that color. – [Rhett] What is the color? – [Stevie] How tall was the lemon tree. – [Rhett] Hey! – [Link] No! – [Stevie] Okay. What was the name – [Stevie] of the creepy scarecrow – [Stevie] telling the story? – [Link] Craig. – [Stevie] Correct. What word was used – [Stevie] to describe the town – [Stevie] of Peeperville? – [Rhett] Little. – [Link] Sleepy. – [Stevie] You said sleepy, Link? – [Stevie] Correct. It was sleepy. – [Rhett] Was it sleepy little? – [Rhett] Was it sleepy little peeper people? – [Rhett] Is it Peeverville or Peeperville? – [Stevie] Peeperville – [Link] Peeper, as in eyeball. – [Stevie] Name a state that – [Stevie] directly touches the state – [Stevie] the story takes place in. – [Rhett] Knowing the state – [Rhett] that the story takes place in – [Rhett] is the key element of this question. – [Rhett] I didn’t remember that. – [Rhett] So when you said name a state – [Rhett] that touches a lot of other states, – [Rhett] I thought of Ohio. – [Link] I said Omaha. – [Rhett] That’s ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Why did you say it – [Rhett] with such confidence? – [Rhett] Why did you say a city – [Rhett] that only touches one state? – [Rhett] That state being, Nebraska. – [Link] I was thinking Idaho, which is a state. – [Rhett] Yeah. Yeah, right. – [Rhett] I always get Idaho and Omaha mixed up. – [Link] I do always get it mixed up. – [Rhett] Yeah, every time. – [Stevie] Okay. This story – [Stevie] took place in Arkansas. – [Rhett] Doesn’t Ohio have a leg? – [Link] That’s not a leg. – [Stevie] Penelope’s last name was a color. – [Stevie] Give me a word that rhymes – [Stevie] with that color. – [Rhett] I said “floun” which is short for flounder. – [Link] That’s not a word. – [Stevie] We’ve gotten a state that is not a state – [Stevie] and a word that is not a word. – [Rhett] It would only mean if the color was brown – [Stevie] Well, Link, what did you put? – [Link] Judge Dredd. – [Link] Because I came up with – [Link] another movie too. – [Stevie] Judge Dredd? – [Stevie] What does that rhyme with? – [Rhett] It doesn’t technically rhyme with red, – [Rhett] but I guess it does – [Rhett] if you’re Eminem. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Or any rapper. – [Rhett] If you’ll rhyme red with “Dredd” – [Link] Have you ever read a poem, Stevie? – [Rhett] Listen, you know me. – [Rhett] I’m a loose rhymer. I’m a loose rhymer. – [Rhett] So, I agree. If it’s red, he’s right. – [Stevie] It’s brown. – [Stevie] But you didn’t say a word that’s real. – [Rhett] “Floun” is short for flounder, – [Rhett] which rhymes with brown. – [Link] It’s not a word. – [Stevie] And finally, how tall was the lemon tree? – [Rhett] 18 feet. – [Link] 18 feet. – [Rhett] Oh, you didn’t get that. – [Rhett] Five feet, he said five feet. – [Stevie] The answer was 18 feet. – [Stevie] Which means, Rhett, – [Stevie] you have won a treat, sir. – [Stevie] If you will go ahead and – [Stevie] take a look at your phone – [Stevie] that I know is beside the desk. – [Rhett] I have a text from my son – [Rhett] that says, I’m proud of you. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] And Link, – [Rhett] Hold on. How’d you work that out? – [Stevie] You should have something – [Stevie] on your phone as well, Link. – [Stevie] A trick. – [Link] Lando. I’m proud of you. – [Link] Wait, another text coming in. – [Link] Not ((Laughing)) – [Link] Are you serious? – [Link] The dot, dot, dot. – [Rhett] Yeah. That was great timing. – [Link] Capital N-O-T – [Rhett] It was great timing. – [Link] I did get a text from my other son. – [Link] Thanks. I will listen. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] I will listen to all your instructions, Father. – [Rhett] Thanks for subscribing – [Rhett] and clicking that bell – [Link] You know what time it is – [Halloween Rhett] I’m Rhett. – [Halloween Link] And I’m Link. – [Halloween Rhett] And we’re from Pennsylvania. – [Halloween Link] And we just killed Halloween. – [Halloween Rhett] And it’s time to spin – [Halloween Rhett] the Wheel of Mythicality. – [Rhett] It’s the same person – [Link] Y’all killed Halloween for us, – [Link] with us, as us. – [Rhett] Click the top link to watch us learn – [Rhett] about some of the more obscure – [Rhett] Sanrio characters – [Rhett] and Good Mythical More. – [Link] And to find out where – [Link] the Wheel of Mythicality – [Link] is going to land. – [Rhett] It is the last day to get – [Rhett] the Mythical Guess Who? game – [Rhett] for third degree monthly members – [Rhett] of the Mythical Society. – [Rhett] Plus, there’s a flash sale today. – [Rhett] Only 50% off second – [Rhett] and third degree annual plans. “

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