GMM 2489: Craziest Stadium Foods In America (Taste Test)

We’re tasting over the top stadium food. – Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) – Good Mythical Morning. – And Happy Veterans Day. Thank you for your service. – We have gathered up even more of the craziest stadium foods around the U.S. and we’ve found a fresh batch of people to hike football at. It’s time for Hut! Hut! Bite! Crazy Stadium Foods: More, More, More Stadium Foods Edition. – Welcome back to the Booty Booty Booty Hiking Everywhere Stadium. – All right. Let’s see who we got on the field today. – Hey, do you know that technically it’s not illegal to have an alligator at a U Miami frat house? Because technically, there’s no laws in Florida. – Cool. – Florida. – It is I Edgar Allan Poe and Baltimore, Maryland was my last known abode. I am known for my pen. Dark tales, and poems, The Raven, The Lake and The Wire on HBO. ((Laughing)) – He only speaks by poem. – Nice. -What’s up, guys, I’m Nephew Sam. I want you to know that D.C. not a state. It’s a district. – Yep, already did. – Well, I just knew that. ((Laughing)) – It’s the nephew. Get it? Because the uncle. – Can I smoke in here? – You can fake smoke. ((Laughing)) – She ate her cigarette. – Did you know, Vegas has the most hotel rooms of any state in America. And I’ve been in most of them. – Okay. – I’m Massachusetts. If you cross the state line, it’s 50% chance you’ll be possessed by the devil. – Really? – Wow. Okay. All right. Witches. ((Horse Whinny)) – Texas – The horse said Texas. – Yes. – I didn’t expect that. I thought we’d just have some whinnying. – Did you know that one in sixteen people live in New York? Not me, though. I’m just visiting. ((Laughing)) – 1 in 16? – Not committing. – My name is Rhett Tetanus, and I’m the leader of Bakersfield’s meanest biker gang, Satan’s B-Holes. And there’s three things I love. The feeling of a switchblade entering flesh. The shear of heat as I toss a homemade Molotov cocktail. And taking a little kitten and kissing its toe beans. What can I say? I’m a cat, dad. ((Laughing)) – Right. – Whoa. Okay. Hey KG. – Hi. – We’re ready for the flip. – You guys ready for the coin flip? Okay. So, Link, since you lost, you get to call the flip. – Okay. Heads. – Tails. – That’s all right. Okay, I’ll do it. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Okay, now that you’ve gotten a chance to know your states, which one is home to our first stadium food? The Chipper. Kettle chips topped with crab meat, cheese sauce, and a special seasoning. – Oh, look, this is almost. That’s too much There’s too much crab. – Crab meat. – I don’t want to do that with a little jalapeño – I’ve actually never had crab meat on a chip before. It’s just so good. – It’s like crab nachos. – I just love crab meat. – Crab-chos. – I also love shrimp. – You like the shellfish? – So you’re going, or I’m? – You’re first. – You going? Okay. – You’re first. – Take my blue one. Okay. This one’s pretty easy, I think, because crabs. Boston, Maryland. – You’re saying Boston, but you’re looking at me. I’m very confused, right now. Is there a Boston in Maryland? – Massachusetts. – Every child in Massachusetts was baptized in Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee. ((Laughing)) – Such a cheerful witch. – I don’t know how I thought Boston was in Maryland. – Well, it’s an easy mistake. – Because there’s crabs in Maryland and I guess Massachusetts was my answer. But now, since my heart has sent me to Maryland, – Your Tell-Tale Heart? Poe. – I’m going. I’m going for Maryland. – Dang – Oh, you’re unhappy about that? – I thought you would, well. – [Poe] Throw the egg ball straight and true. Good Mythical Morning, but with a U. ((Laughing)) – It was all in there, Poe. – I was reading. – It was. It went every which way inside of the hole. – The man has a book. – I am not known for sports. I am not known for sports. – So, at this point. I’m going to change my answer. Back to Massachusetts, the home of Boston. No, you know what, I’m not. I’m staying with Maryland. – I will not fail you. – [Massachusetts] Curse on you. – [Rhett] Oh, you’ve been curse. – [Link] Yes, poe! – Well, well, well, well, Link. – So you want to go with Boston, Massachusetts, or. – I wanted to go to Maryland because I think this is I think this is in Baltimore that they would do this. They definitely wouldn’t do this in Florida. – [Link] Of course, it was in Baltimore. – Florida, were you sleep standing? – Sorry, man, I wear these glasses to class, so I can sleep. I didn’t prepare for the tests. So, I’m sorry. ((Laughing)) – There’s no test. I’m just guessing that crab chips are not a Florida thing. – I got crabs at a DPhiE party. They were, like, not chill at all, man. – Walked right into that one. Okay. It’s definitely between. I mean, it makes the most sense to be Maryland or Boston. – [Poe] The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes. They did the mash. They did the monster mash. ((Laughing)) – I didn’t know that was original to you. – I wrote that. My guess was Maryland. But to keep things interesting, Link, I am going to Massachusetts. – Massachusetts was the leading state for spooky stuff. ((Laughing)) – My bad. – That was a spooky thrill, Rhett. – My bad. My bad. Okay, here we go. – [Poe] Throw it to me, I want the balls. ((Laughing)) – Before I put a curse on you. – How many tries are we going to give this tall man? Look at that. – Curse is broken. – [Stevie] Well, Rhett, Unfortunately, Massachusetts is not the answer. But this game we are having prize boxes, not penalty boxes. Massachusetts is the prize box, and your prize comes in the form of a chant of sorts. So, Massachusetts, please give Rhett his prize chant. – Good job, Rhett. You’re doing swell. If you’re not a puritan, you’re going to hell. – Oh, well. – How did that feel? – I’m probably going to hell. That feels, that doesn’t feel like a prize to me. I thought I was going to get points. – No. – [Stevie] Well, someone’s getting points this round because the Chipper’s from Maryland. – I knew that’s where Boston was. – [Stevie] Link has six points, but, Rhett, you still have a chance to get three if you can guess which pro league team in Maryland serves the dish. – Well, the only one I can think of is the Orioles, so that’s what I’ll say. – [Stevie] Good thing that is correct. – Yeah, ((Music)) – [Stevie] Your next stadium food is being brought out by a very special guest. – Happy holidays, daddies, my curse. I mean, gift for you and all the Mythical Beasts this year is this festive hoodie and a T-shirt featuring me as a Warholified Santa Claus. Definitely not creepy at all. – No. – And you can get it now at Mythical.com – Oh, what a freak. – Oh, thanks, handsome. Yoohoo. – Oh, quite a connection. – Well, see you. – Be careful how you speak to that guy. He is not well. – Would you walk me to my car? ((Laughing)) – No. Here, let’s eat this. – [Stevie] This is Cream in a cone, pink cotton candy wrapped around a waffle cone filled with vanilla, soft serve, topped with a sprinkle of fruity Pop Rocks. – You want to try? Candy wreathed around? – I broke the whole cone. I’m sorry. I’ll put it back in this cup. Oh, no. – You’ve done it. – Oh, no. – The Pop Rocks. – Pay no mind. – Okay. – Are the Pop Rocks popping in your throat? like I’ve never swallowed them before they’ve popped and now I’m feeling. – They’re stuck? Are you okay? Do you need, do you need a pop Heimlich? – They’re literally caught in there. Okay. I’m not scared. Ice cream, cotton candy, Pop Rocks. Could be anywhere, like New York? – Yeah, it could be. Did you know that the Grand Central Station lost and found has a 54% return rate on items that are lost there and an 80% return rate on high value items? I know that because I lost my son there this morning. ((Laughing)) – Well, that’s encouraging. You wouldn’t think so. – I know. – I just don’t know. I mean, the color matches Nevada’s outfit. – Did you know that Nevada gets about ten inches of rain a year? And if you meet him, give him my number. ((Laughing)) – Okay. All right. – I think it is Vegas. You’re ready? – I’m ready – Where you at? – I’m right here. The big pink. – Yes, yes. Good catch. Yes, yes, yes. – Good guess on that one. I was thinking this felt like a place where anything goes, so I respect that guess. It may have been my guess. – But now it’s not. – But last time you did that, you did take my answer. But that can’t happen two times in a row. And this also might be a place where they really unabashedly like sweet things like Texas. ((Horse Noises)) – I did notice a second ago, the Texas horse was, it seemed like he was chomping on the side of the hole. See, there he goes again. ((Laughing)) He’s chomping on the hole. Is that okay? I’m just going to see if I can throw it to him because he’s got hooves. Okay. We have a problem. He cannot see. ((Laughing)) – There was aa attempt, does not apply here. – Okay he can’t see at all, so okay Texas horse, he’s we’re not going to do I’m going to say throw and then approximately 1 second later, it’s going to be at you, okay? – [Link] I love this. If it stays in the hole it counts. – Okay, here we go.Throw. Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Throw. ((Applause)) – [Link] The horse caught it. – Oh, that was close. – If that’s the right answer. I’m actually going be glad for you. – [Stevie] So, Link, you’ve landed in the prize box, so there’s something. I don’t know what to expect. Nevada, please. – All right, Link. Link. He’s our guy. If he can do it, you should really go see Carrot Top at the Luxor. ((Laughing)) Very handsome. – Yeah, we’ve heard. – That was encouraging. I think I would have liked it more too. – [Stevie] But the Cream in the Cloud is from New York. – Oh, dang, so close! – You mean, the state where any resident in New York City, can call the city and they’ll plant a free tree outside their house? ((Laughing)) – Yes. That New York. – It’s like a PR campaign having it down here. – I just love it here. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Okay. But Rhett and Link, you both have a chance for three points if you can guess the pro team. This is from. – Okay. – [Stevie] Three. Two. One. – Jets. – Mets. What did you say? You said the Mets? I said Jets – I said the “ets” ((Laughing)) – Mets and Jets. – [Stevie] Actually, the dish is served at KeyBank Center, home to the NHL Buffalo Sabres. – Okay. All right, yeah, yeah. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Last up, we have the Flamin Hot Cheetos pretzel a bavarian style, sour dough, pretzel coated in crushed Flamin Hot Cheetos with Flamin Hot Cheetos cheese on the side. – All Flamin Hot Cheetos cheese? You got to get some of that Cheetos cheese, man. – I was afraid that it was more Pop Rocks. I got to force them down with the Cheeto. – This man has a fear of Pop Rocks now, thanks to you guys. – I don’t know what it is. I thought it was going to be great, but that’s a lot of Flamin Hot Cheetos not mixing well with a pretzel. – Okey dokey. Florida, wake up. – The state motto of Florida is the orange. I’m sorry, man. I can’t fail this class. My dad’s going to cut me off. ((Laughing)) – Pretzels. Pretzels are just, you know, they can be anywhere. But with the liberal application of spiciness, I’m thinking of California. – California is home to the Cobb salad, just like a burned out, abandoned youth store in Bakersfield. Is home to me and my 14 shelter cats. Olivia Benson 2 through Olivia Benson 15. ((Laughing)) – I’m going to go with California. – What happened to number one? – Oh, the original Olivia Benson belongs to none other than Taylor Swift. I don’t care for her music. I love her cat. ((Laughing)) – Okay, here we go. Where you at? Let’s see those hands. – What? Are you throwing it to me? – Yeah. – Oh, okay. ((Laughing)) Sorry. I just zoned out a little bit thinking about toe beans. I can’t wait to kiss them when I get home. ((Laughing)) – See those hands? Yes, you. There we go. ((Applause)) – He gave gave me a lot of confidence. When he went like that. – It must not have been right answer. – Once again, you went for the state that I was thinking the whole time that we were eating it, but I didn’t. – I thought second was an advantage, but I didn’t realize that I was blocking you every time. – You’re not blocking me. I can still do it. But the problem is, is that it wouldn’t do me any good because I’m losing. I have to go for something else. – That’s right. – I go back potentially to Florida. – Florida was invented by Walter Florida in 1927. ((Laughing)) – Invented by Walter Florida? I don’t think that’s right, Florida. – Carter Florida. – I think it’s either Texas or Florida. I think this is a I think a Southern place is willing to do this. – Maryland’s in the South. ((Laughing)) – Except, it’s not. ((Laughing)) – Is that why you’ve been talking like that the whole time? Because that now explains a lot. ((Laughing)) – This is the accent. ((Laughing)) – I noticed that too. – He did go to the University of Virginia, though. So that’s maybe that’s why – I’m drunk. ((Laughing)) – Florida, I’m coming at you. – Hey, you’re Tyler Van Dyke. I’m Xavier Restrepo. Right between the numbers, baby. – See how easy you’re being, guys? – [Florida] That’s what I’m talking about. – [Stevie] Neither one of you got it right. But Florida is the prize box, so. So, let’s hear it, Florida. – Rah, rah, system check this one time a gator bit my leg. Go. The person who threw me the ball. I forgot. – Rhett. My name is Rhett. – Listen, man, life’s tough. I’m just a young kid trying to figure his life out there’s a lot of expectations on me. – Okay. Go the person who threw me the ball. – Hey, he wasn’t wrong. – Can Rhett win with this bonus? – [Stevie] The Flamin Hot Cheetos Pretzel is from Texas. – Dang it. Should have gone with it. – [Stevie] But yes, we have. We still have three points up for grabs for both of you. If you could name the pro league team in Texas. That serves this dish. – Okay. – Texas, Texas, Texas. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Rangers. – Titans. – [Stevie] It is The Rangers. But that means that the the tie is scored. – Oh, no. – Sudden death? We don’t do that. – [Stevie] Well, you you both get as many walk off grand slam moments as you want in Good Mythical More so we’ll have to see what that means. – Well, Congratulations, Link. – Congratulations, Rhett. – Thanks for subscribing. – And the guy who threw him the ball. And clicking that bell. – You know what, Oh, you got to say it. – Yeah. – [All Together] You know what time it is. – [Florida] Go Canes! – Hi, I’m Diani. – I’m Liz. – We’re in Vancouver, Washington. – Enjoying a parking lot pickle. – [Together] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – It’s that easy to have a parking lot pickle for yourself. Click the top link to watch us guess crazy new Gatorade flavor combinations. in Good Mythical More. And to find out where The Wheel of Mythicality is going to land – [Link] Cotton Candy Randy Claus has come to town with a brand new tee and hoodie available now at Mythical.com

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