a Florida man impersonates a sheriff’s deputy for six months in order to impress his girlfriend let’s talk about that I’m Gabriel this is ELISA and you cast me and this is Benson we’re from Springfield Virginia good mythical morning good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by Cotulla comm the guys with the goods including the toilet time clock that flushes on the hour every hour because I like to hear a flush at the top of every hour I think it’s pretty simple I think it’s to remind yourself to ask the question should I pee now do I need to use the bathroom you know like a kid has to ask himself that sometimes I have to do that right it’s pee time oh boy late time yep nice I think I think we’re gonna put ours in the bathroom though which that’s gonna be kids might defeat that purpose I like how it’s black it’s like this from our elementary school like the black seats that way you can’t tell how dirty they really are well I’m like a black seat in the toilet okay in the news very recently 37 year old man from Florida you’ve read this article – yes impersonated a sheriff’s deputy for six months always to be in order only to impress his girlfriend that’s why I did it now it in helping to post they said it was an elaborate hoax but really all that means is that like his sister’s husband or something somehow through a connection he got a sheriff’s deputy uniform like a bonafide uniform and then every morning he get up he’d put on the uniform it was his living girlfriend there’s alright honey I’m going to work he’d go out he’d get in his car he drive down the street pull over take his uniform off put on his Pizza Hut uniform where he actually worked go to work at Pizza Hut all day come home at the end of the day stop a few blocks away change back into the deputy uniform maybe put some blood stains or or just some sweat stains or something who knows if he if that I doubt that maybe he even did that and then he’d come in he said oh honey another tough day at the office you just wouldn’t believe and he comes on crime enforcement he makes up stories about what has six months worth a story else her and her family these stories everybody is impressed until one day yeah he can he comes home and it’s it’s New Years Eve and lo and behold at a party he’s at a party his girl from yeah that’s right he didn’t come home in the uniform the party was somewhere else but he’s like talking about all his cop stories but there’s a real cop there and he like knows that the dudes lied he’s like no no no you know about the drug bust man I believe the drug busts it’s like no there was no way he’s bragging about DUI stuff and he’s actually he says it he was giving a legal advice to like people who were asking you know as if this deputy was qualified to do that but what first thing he looks like a smart guy yeah he does you know he looks like I could fool you yeah I went over always look at that look in his eyes it’s like boy I’m honest man I’m an honest sheriff deputies are hilarious uh obviously the fact that he worked Pizza Hut actually but it’s to me it says a lot about the woman that he was with because obviously he had surmised that a she would not be impressed with Pizza Hut employee yeah what is it what my questions what does this say about pizza hi I don’t know y’all want to work there if you look want to like this girl right uh but second of all he knew that she would be impressed if he were a man in authority a man in uniform so to speak I he didn’t I don’t think he carried a gun well that’s acquit there’s a lot of holes in this story because I mean first of all I leave my gun at work honey did his cry don’t want to bring that in here you know I love you too much to bring my firearm home did his car have a Pizza Hut thing on top of it did either I had to take off cuz forget what that’s my cover honey he Jo I’m working I see he could have said I’m working undercover the Pizza Hut I mean I was so I’m in your bedroom when she rolls into the pizza for lunch like to get a personal pan like you don’t know me yeah like you don’t know her ixnay on the cover blowing because you you when you’re a deputy you you probably you might know someone who’s in law enforcement they they have their car that is the patrol car is at home they drive it home not me I don’t know I just I walk home that’s why I don’t know knows what he did but it also like try to call it like you think about when he saw other people from the Sheriff’s Department you know I don’t like that guy that’s why we’re not speaking with him yeah it’s for you to take mom to take this for six months you you so many things that he had to say into to avoid why aren’t we going into any of your work related functions you know how come I don’t know any of your friends who’s your partner and why do you smell like pizza right yeah exactly well we eat it pizza every day for lunch I know you’ve heard the cops like doughnuts but these cops around here they like pizza um but it made me think have we ever done anything deceptive no to impress a good woman the ladies no never and you reminded me before we started that indeed we have done something that isn’t nearly this bad we were kids and it wasn’t against the law cuz this guy’s probably gonna go to jail for impersonating him oh yeah he got like a 2000 dollar bond like the dude had to go to jail well in every he’ll be charged with something but a person personated an officer we’re talking we were not charged but we were guilty of impersonating English people okay here’s what happened we’ll come clean feel free to come clean in the comments if you’ve ever done anything if you’ve ever lied to impress a lady or a gentleman to win someone over so feel free to air it out in the comments will air this and all right this is middle school so I you know I think we can get away with a little bit here this is you know this is what like six sixth grade this is a church group trip to the local water park emerald point in Greensboro North Carolina you’ve heard of it you know emerald point the place with the slides and the you know all the the questionable sanitation in the sand the lady it’s clean lots of ladies ladies and ladies and bathing suits oh yes from all over the Piedmont I don’t even think we we had to have a discussion ahead of time to know that the real us wasn’t adequate to win over these you know bikini clad women at the at the Emerald point yeah so I don’t remember if there was a decision or if we just we just went into it but there were these two girls we started talking to him do you remember their names no idea maybe one of them was like Megan no I I love you I remember one was one was a little shorter and one was a little taller and the shorter one was better-looking but but I automatically get paired with the tall and because I’m freakishly tall yep and I like better-looking women yeah I mean it was really unfortunate no offense to you why but she’s good-looking but I didn’t mean that there I meant before her but my wife is short I said I liked better look at women I didn’t I wasn’t trying to slight your wife that’s all I’m saying well I wasn’t even thinking that I’m sorry you should I just want to apologize reverse all that why don’t we just back all that up give me the river it doesn’t matter um let’s just go forward did you know I’m a deputy yeah and I remember just I’m pretty sure this was my idea well it was a bad idea so I’ll give you the credit for it hello ladies and we just started from Liverpool wait the only English accent that we really had a really reference for was the ante maniac so we talk line.we maniac we talk like we from the Anna mania yes would you like to go on a slide with me and we saw how I would talk we started talking to these ladies and we would we were so we were visiting from out of country and they were like where where are you from right Liverpool Liverpool have you ever heard of the Beatles and we were making things up about Liverpool and and I think we say it Liverpool because we were had to poo and they were as something subcomittee Utley you could see something clicked in these robots a twinkle and they were like oh this is something we never seen boys like this before how he’s wanted a penpal in England or Britain but the funny thing is we were acting like we were ignorant of everything including waterslides what we don’t handle this kind of you ride the water slide with me because I’m very afraid of it I need you to ride in this raft with me lady little baby lives cheeky cheeky hmm I don’t remember you saying that but we carried this we carried this thing all day entire day oh yeah we’re talking six hours of just that accent oh well I remember when we never came clean we’re complaining now Megan what if she I don’t know have any idea what your name is I know you’re not you don’t remember us and you’re not watching this but we got it we got their phone number so we do get their phone you want to call them right no because I’ve kept it in my wallet all this time just kidding I’m just kidding be a big letdown yeah I remember I’ll tell you I’m a deputy leaving in the church bus just feeling well don’t in looking at him that in there church bus Oh as we were leaving and I’m just like try to give him an edit English look yeah and and then thinking and then on the way home because you know it took about an hour and half to get back from Greece but I started feeling guilty cause go beyond a church trip you know you’re in the church bus you’re on the church band I started feeling guilty conviction and I was like maybe we lied maybe that was just so maybe we like maybe that was dessert was all good fun it was all the gifts of ladies I mean it’s justified but you know it got me to think in that and I’m not suggesting this but there’s American women just they have this thing for guys with accents right it’s like if you are from Australia or England or South Africa or pretty much anywhere else and all this all of a sudden oh you’re somehow intriguing and cool and it’s just like this is such an easy there’s there’s no doubt there are dudes out there on in like you know in college now who are doing this on a regular basis live go to parties and assume a totally new identity and the girls are falling for it I think what we’re learning is that you should just go all the way hello lady cheeky cheeky I’m a deputy in Great Britain would you like to see my firearm I don’t I don’t think they’d call him deputies over there they call them Bobby’s Bobby’s I’m a Bobby I’m a Bobby would you like to see my file have you ever deceived a woman or a man with a story of either being a police officer or a a Brit let us know in the comments so it is this is this us apologizing to them for lying it no it’s all good fun is it justified because they were interested but we never called him after resi faints and link freaks out about it wants it the world’s closing rules closing in its let it happen what happened there’s nothing catch me it’s catch me it’s not gonna freak out a bit me catch me freak out about it