Move over, Masked Singer. We’ve got bigger ideas. Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) Good Mythical Morning. When people talk about the greatest TV shows ever, they always mention The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, but they never mention The Masked Singer, and I don’t know why. It’s the show of a generation! Yes! That as much as I am completely obsessed with The Masked Singer, never miss an episode of The Masked Singer, always record it on my DVR. Okay, me too. I can’t help but wonder if it could be even better if there was more than just singing! Right, that’s it, yes! Alright, we are so right! That’s why we’re putting members of our crew into costumes. For our own masked game to do everything but sing. Dibs on sitting next to Nicole Scherzinger! She’s not here, it’s time for The Masked Blanker! ((Music)) – [Stevie] Okay doodles, our first masked crew member is about to step into the Mythical masked arena to perform a surprise task. Of course, your job will be to guess who that mystery crew member is. And to help you do so, you may interrupt a crew member of your choosing. It’s your day, Link. Yes! – [Stevie] And assign them an additional physical task. But you can each only do this twice during the full game. Okay. – [Stevie] So without further ado, please welcome our first crew member, A.K.A. the Abominable Snow Person. – [Link] Okay. ((Music)) – [Rhett] Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright. ((Laughing)) Oh, okay. Alright, okay. – [Rhett] You getting anything from that? – [Link] It’s not much of a form fitting, snowsuit. No, they have padded it. They have padded it thoroughly. – [Stevie] Okay, so if any of our Masked. – [Link] There’s a lot of waggling. – [Stevie] What was that? There’s waggling? There’s a lot of waggling of the abominable. – [Stevie] Yes. I said you could interrupt the, masked crew members. Yeah, yeah. ((Laughing)) Yeah. Not Stevie. What? – [Stevie] If any of our masked crew members are able to fool both of you as to their true identity, they will win an Instagram photo shoot in their costume. Cool. – [Stevie] Snowperson, your task is to cook an omelette, which you must finish before your time is up, and that time starts now. – [Link] I think the visibility of this mask is, oh, a challenge, as well as the gloves seem to be kind of difficult. Oh my gosh, this is off to a good start. – [Rhett] Okay, okay, you feel at any need to interrupt? – [Link] I’m just. I’m feeling like. I don’t know if they just don’t have experience with eggs or if they don’t have experience with wearing those hands. – [Link] Whoop! – [Rhett] Okay. That’s one way to do it. I think I know who this is. I’ve seen, I’ve seen. – [Rhett] You’ve seen enough? I’ve seen this person cook without the costume, and it’s exactly the same. Do the floss dance! Yeah, you! Whoever you are! – [Rhett] Okay, so you you have interrupted officially. Link Link is officially interrupted and asking for the floss dance. – [Link] Cook while, cook while flossing! ((Laughing)) – [Link] The floss dance! – Floss! – Wow ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Did you learn anything? – [Link] Floss! You don’t know what the floss is? It’s not Trevor. ((Laughing)) Can you tell anything about the height from here? – [Link] The posture’s not great. I mean, I think that’s, that’s part of the character? ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] I’m getting that that’s, that’s done. – [Link] Okay. Alright. – [Stevie] So, I guess time is up. I hope you guys learned some stuff. This is the most exasperated, abominable snowman I’ve ever seen. I’ve ever seen. Do I have to eat it? No. We just have to guess who’s under there? – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, let’s bring out our lineup of crew members. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Welcome Kalyn, Jordan, and Emily. Rhett and Link, one of them is our snow person, but which one? I knew it was one of you three. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] You think you already know? No, my first guess was Chase, and then I thought. – [Rhett] He’s not up there. I thought it was maybe Jordan Myrick. – [Rhett] They’re not up there. So now, I’m left with y’all. I mean, we could talk to you, but that’s not really gonna give us that much. It’s more about the mannerisms. You wanna do, give you some physical tasks, not the exact same things that they were doing. Not like, oh, act like you’re making an omelette. If that indeed what was happening. Jordan, give me your Salt Bae impression. ((Laughing)) Salt! ((Laughing)) Oh, Salt Bae! ((Laughing)) I’m not sure if Jordan is familiar with. – [Link] Emily, can you give me your Salt Bae impression? – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] There we go. And you know what, just keep doing that. Just keep doing that. Now Jordan, that’s not a hand puppet. That’s. Do that on loop. – [Rhett] Kalyn, can you. Emily, keep going, keep going. It hurts my back. Oh, gosh. It hurts my back. Switch arms. You need to stretch, girl. Switch. It hurts your back. Well, I was really pinching it, you know. – [Link] Okay, alright, don’t pinch it so, alright, fine. Take a break. I’m not a Salt Bae guy, I’m more of a Pepper Daddy fella. I can tell. I can do a Pepper Daddy. Kalyn, can you play Whac-A-Mole? ((Laughing)) Oh, whoa, whoa, what was that again? What was that again? He did a Pepper Daddy. Okay. Pepper! Love that! Oh yeah! – [Link] Pepper Bae. Here’s your gif, weirdos! ((Laughing)) Kalyn, you’re being so. Yeah. Patient. Kalyn, play Whac-A-Mole, but pretend that a bird has gotten into the arcade and you’re having to fend off the bird at the same time that you’re playing Whac-A-Mole. It happens. I guarantee it’s happened to somebody. I’m playing Whac-A-Mole, you’re saying? Bird! Bird! Yeah. – [Link] Oh, look, look, look. She’s giving abominable – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. You’re giving abominable. Like, I couldn’t hit a bird. What would you do with that? No, you gotta keep playing Whac-A-Mole. What would you do with the other hand, with the bird? Not keep playing Whac-A-Mole. No, I’d go like this. And then I would stop because there’s a freaking bird in there. No, the bird’s up here. Here, here. I’m the bird. I’m the bird. Yuck! ((Laughing)) I’m playing Dance Dance Revolution over here. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Alright. – [Rhett] I’ve seen everything I need. – [Link] I’ve seen everything I need to see. – [Stevie] Alright, alright. Write down your guesses. And I needed to see all of it. – [Stevie] On your whiteboards. While Jordan does the Pepper Daddy. Pepper! – [Link] Okay. Rhett. I think it was Jordan. I also thought it was Jordan. – [Stevie] Will the real snow person please step forward. Oh, dang! Emily! – [Emily] Yeah! That was you? It was. – [Link] But. – [Rhett] Dang, I thought it was Jordan the very first time I saw it, and so then I just didn’t even pay attention to anything that just happened. Yeah. I was wrong. Were you pretending to be Jordan in an abominable snowman costume? I think it was more of a trying to survive. No, she hung out with me for two weeks to get in character. ((Laughing)) She’s like Jared Leto method. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. But yeah, it was like a lot of, a lot of stuff going on. I couldn’t really see what was going on. So I was kind of like, you know. – [Link] We could, we could tell. This is going to be harder than I thought it was. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Please welcome our next masked mystery crew member, the Pillsbury Doughperson. – Oh, yes. – Okay. ((Laughing)) Oh, this is a biggun. It’s, this is one of those inflatable jobs. Somebody can put this on their front lawn. Like, I guess in, Halloween times? – [Rhett] Oh! Okay. – [Stevie] Pillsbury Doughperson. Okay. – [Stevie] Your task is to shred an air guitar, so you’re going to hit play on the boom box when you’re ready for your time to start. Shred an air guitar. ((Country Music)) – [Link] Air guitar to like, some like, hillbilly country bumpkin sound? It seems like they’re itching and scratching more than guitar at this point. – [Link] Yeah. The rash in the midsection. I was going to ask them to act like there’s bees, but, it sort of seems like they’re already doing that. How are they maintaining the internal pressure of the costume? It’s not, yeah, there’s not a fan. I don’t hear a fan. – [Rhett] Is there a fan? – [Link] It’s amazing. I think that the person is just constantly exhaling. – [Rhett] Oh, there’s a little thing on the back. Look at that. – [Link] But how does it work? – [Rhett] There’s a butthole. – [Link] I think it works like a tent. This is the worst air guitar I’ve seen except that it’s filled with air. And they’re playing guitar. Okay. Okay, I’ve seen enough. Okay, we’ve seen more than enough. – [Stevie] Okay, okay. – [Link] The head is deflated. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Breathe out, breathe out, breathe out! – [Link] Exhale! – [Stevie] Alright, well, I guess. That’s the music for shredding, for air guitar. I think it was ironically funny, Link. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Say hi to Lucas, Trevor, and Jessie. Which one of them was the Pillsbury Doughperson? – [Link] Art department in the house and Trevor. And Trevor. It’s good to be here. Speaking of Trevor, Trevor, I’ve got a question for you. Yeah? Just describe a guitar to me. Okay, so well you’ve got the neck. – [Rhett] Okay, yeah. And the pegs. – [Rhett] Okay. And then you’ve got the, sort of the round part. – [Rhett] Okay. With the strings. And how does it work? So, what you do is you hold up here. You don’t have to demonstrate. That would be cheating. And then you strum here. Put your hands down. ((Laughing)) Okay. And then you sort of. Use your words. So, you put your hands on the neck. Jessie, pick it up from there. Well, I mean he’s, he’s done it all. – [Link] Lucas, pick it up from there. Well, you sort of spank the guitar on the front with, like, some sort of hand gesture or a drum stick. How does spanking, why did you bring up spanking? I don’t know. I think everybody knows why I brought up spanking. We all saw the same footage. Okay. Lucas, if you were in a public space, with your headphones on and a song that you really liked came on and you just wanted to, move with it a little bit. What might you do? Do like a little, like, floss. – [Rhett] Oh, no. ((Laughing)) That’s good. That’d be, that’s my go to. Okay. I would flail wildly. – [Rhett] Flail wildly? In public. It’s one of my favorite pastimes. Can we see an example of that? Isn’t, aren’t I not supposed to demonstrate? – [Rhett] Okay, yeah, that might be, that might give away a little too much. I think I know, I think I know. I think I know. Do you know? You think you know? I think I know. I think I know. What? Yeah. Do you think you know? I have no freaking clue. I don’t know if I know. I feel like if you knew, you would know. Why do they have to look at us to write our names? Well, what’s your name again? Oh, come on now. Mad dog. Alright, I think it’s Lucas. I think it’s Jessie. – [Stevie] Will the real Pillsbury Doughperson please step forward. Dang! What? Are you serious? Did you see when I was going behind the head? When I was back here? – [Link] No! I was freaking sick. He’s never seen a guitar in his life. – [Link] What? You described a guitar so well! I own a guitar! – [Link] What? So, so you were, you were really in Pillsbury mode. Look, I couldn’t see or hear a thing in there, and the arm movement isn’t exactly great. Okay, I was doing the best I could. Both hands were doing the same thing! Well, it’s hard when you’re like this, okay? This is what my arms are doing in there. I can’t see a thing. I had to get so close to it to press the play button. You did so good though. Thank you. Don’t be upset. You just, you stumped both of us. That was brilliant. Yeah. That’s because I’m the greatest ever. Be happy man. I am happy. Insulting my honor. – [Link] Yeah, just, come on now. Come on. You just won this round dude. Yeah. You’re not even playing. I’m the winner. Lucas is going to spank you now. Yeah, that’s right. Come on. I don’t want it. Can we cut? ((Music)) You know, seems like y’all can’t get enough of our Everybody Knows I Love Lesbians collection. That’s why we’re gonna keep giving you more. We got three new pieces, including this hoodie. Ooh, it’s shiny, it’s iridescent, it’s a holographic foil treatment. We have a t-shirt that is similar, and then we also have a pen. And it’s, it’s a holographic treatment too, so get it all at Mythical.com There’s more where that came from. – [Stevie] The ones on the site are not broken. And they’re also limited edition. Please welcome, our final masked crew member, Big Puppy Dog! – [Link] Big Puppy Dog, what’s up? Oh, look at that. – [Rhett] Now we’re talking. This is something I can get behind, right? Here we go. Alright. Big Puppy Dog gonna take a bath. Take a bath for us, Big Puppy Dog. – [Stevie] Well, Big Puppy Dog’s task this round is to bathe a little puppy dog. So let’s bring in that little puppy dog. – [Rhett] Oh no. – [Link] Of course. They asked me to bring in Jade this morning. – [Rhett] Hold on, is Jade going to be okay with this? No, Jade’s not going to be okay with this. Well, I know it’s not Jenna. – [Rhett] That’s right, because we just saw Jenna. – [Stevie] Let’s start bathing that puppy. – [Link] Jenna does have a twin. Be gentle. Be gentle. I actually just, it’s not Lucas, I actually just bathed Jade two days ago, so. – [Rhett] Does she like baths? – [Link] No. Not even when I do it. Maybe she likes it when a big dog does it. A big scary mascot dog? – [Rhett] She’s gonna hate big dogs! She already hates big dogs. – [Link] Alright, big dog. I’m gonna use a lifeline. Wash my little dog like a cheerleader. There you go. Oh, that was, that energy was telling. Okay, big dog, speaking of a cheerleader, can you give me the highest kick that you can give me? ((Laughing)) I want a complete routine. That was, that showed some flexibility. Are you worried about your dog? Jade, it’s gonna be okay, Jade. Jade. – [Rhett] My dogs would be out of that thing, boy. Jade, you okay? Maybe that’s why they’re not here. It’s okay, Jade. It’s okay, Jade. Yeah, brush her hair backwards. ((Laughing)) You put soap all over my dog and now you’re just brushing it? What kind of? Listen, dogs don’t know how to bathe. Dogs don’t know how to bathe dogs? Dogs don’t know how to bathe dogs. They gotta get humans to do it. – [Link] Oh, Jade is looking for an exit. Okay, there we go. Undoing all the work that I did two days ago. – [Rhett] No, no, she’s clean now. – [Link] I should have waited, I should have waited. – [Rhett] She’s clearly completely rinsed. – [Link] One last cheerleading move, like, I don’t know, like a, you know, give me a nice – [Rhett] Okay, wow, okay. That is not. That was pretty cool. Oh, look, and now a nice little dry job. – [Stevie] Is that, are we not talking about, is that a topless photo of Link? – [Link] I have a shirt on. – [Stevie] Oh. ((Laughing)) Jade travels with a topless photo of me. – [Rhett] I think that, the reason that photo is there is to comfort Jade. – [Link] It’s not working. – [Rhett] But she hasn’t seen it yet. Show her the, show her, yeah, show it to her. ((Air Horn)) ((Music)) – [Stevie] Please say hello to Gwynedd, Mikayla, and Jordan. One of them is the Big Puppy Dog. One of y’all’s the big, it could’ve been all of you. I bet they were clamoring to get in that suit. Well, how did it make you feel emotionally? Because your dog was being bathed by a big dog. Your dog did not seem to be having the best time. Nope, and she didn’t need a bath, because I had just given her one. – Okay. – Thanks for nothing. Gwynedd, do you have a dog at home? I do not have a dog at home, no. – [Rhett] Have you had a dog? Yes, in the past. – [Rhett] Have you bathed a dog? I’ve done a lot of dog bathing in my life. Okay, okay. But she could be acting like. Very quickly. What’s the order of operations for bathing a dog? Rinse, well, pre-rinse, shampoo, wet again, and then do some brushing to the wet hair. Oh. – She did use the brush. – And she brushes the wet hair. And you took issue with that, what do you typically do? What are you doing with the dogs? I just, I massage with the hands. Yeah, it’s a way to connect to the dog, right? Mikayla. – [Mikayla] Yes. – [Link] Can you elegantly describe the smell of a wet dog? In your bre, I said breast. In your breast. From the breast! ((Laughing)) Make it count! Sorry. ((Laughing)) What I was gonna say was, in your best, British accent. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or in your breast, whichever way you wanna do it. What am I describing? A wet dog. Oh, okay, well. It smells like a cross between, that sounds more Australian than, you know what? We’ll go with it. It smells like a cross between booty hole and coochie. Oh, dang! Not Jade. What? Wow, damn. Jordan, Jordan. Did you, did you hear that? ((Laughing)) Straight from the breast. Sounds like it smells like taint. ((Laughing)) Jordan, if you, wanted to rename Jade, let’s say you stole her from me, and then you were like, this isn’t Jade, this is. Well, I think I’d take a page. You didn’t ask for a British accent. I’m doing one. – [Link] Yeah. Well, I’ll take a page out of Mikayla’s book and call her Coochie. ((Laughing)) Little Coochie. Coochie cooch. I don’t, I don’t love it. ((Laughing)) You, you know everything you need to? – [Link] I know more than I wanted to. I think it’s Gwynedd. Ah, I think it’s Gwynedd. – [Link] Because she said, because she said the brush and she did the brush. – [Stevie] Well, you either both win or you both lose. Will the real Big Puppy Dog, please step forward? – Dang it! – Kayla! No! I should have taken the opportunity. No! See, there you go. Yeah, I forgot about the cheerleading. Which you were not great at. Well, that costume was hot as hell. And it was very tight. What did it smell like in there? Wet dog! Coochie! ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Okay, well, Rhett and Link, you both have zero. You got zero right throughout the whole game. ((Applause)) This is tough. – [Stevie] Which means that you both can’t show your faces in Good Mythical More. So, it should be an interesting one. Okay. Dang. I feel like we should know our crew better than we do. Yeah. – [Rhett] We typically don’t make them wear masks. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now you guys say, you know what time it is? – [All] You know what time it is! 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