We’re trying some of the biggest stadium foods out there. Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) Good Mythical Morning. This weekend is the Super Bowl. Did you know that? Yeah, I did. Yeah. When it comes to this show, there is only one way to celebrate the big game. That’s by tasting the biggest, craziest stadium foods, then guessing which states they came from, and hiking footballs at our employee’s faces who are representing those different states. Stevie, let’s make sure that they’ve all signed their waivers. It’s time for Hut Hut Bite! The Big Game Edition! ((Upbeat Music)) Welcome back to the booty booty booty booty hiking everywhere stadium! Let’s see who we got on the field today! ((Laughing)) ((Laughing)) Minnesota! Wake up. Sorry, I took a hockey puck. To the noggin. So. – [Link] Seems so. Texas. ((Laughing)) Okay, who else have we got? Okay. Yeah, so hey guys. So, they told me to dress up from someone from DC. I think I got a little bit, misunderstood here, so. You’re good. – [Batman] Yeah. You’re all good. – [Batman] I’m bat, I mean, I’m sorry. I’m Batman I’m Batman from DC. Got it. Hey! I’m from Chicago. I’m the sixth most populous state, and you can’t make me talk no matter what you do, but out of curiosity What would you do to me? ((Laughing)) Just out of, you know, hypothetically, what would you? To make you talk? Well, you’re already talking. I didn’t have to do anything. Interesting. Not what I wanted. Slap me around? Nothing? I’m not gonna get rough. Alright. And shave that mustache. Hey there, Bonnie Bongswinger, New York, more specifically Wall Street. And I honestly can’t give you guys a lot of time, okay? I got money to make, trades to make, so it’s good to be here, but, got calls to make. Your name is what? Bonnie Bongswinger. Okay, alright, whatever. That phone can hold quite a few calls. ((Laughing)) Hi! Hey. I’m from Pennsylvania, and I’m on Rumspringa. Oh, snap! Yeah, you guys gave me a Coke before I came out here. It was delicious! ((Laughing)) It’s when the Amish let it all hang out. – [Bonnie] I love Coke, too. The Amish let it all hang out. – [Link] Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, it’s me, North Carolina. Home to the NASCAR Hall of Fame. Did you know that the average North Carolinian has a shorter lifespan than the national average? No. – [North Carolina] That’s no accident. That’s God having mercy on us. ((Laughing)) I always take personal offense. He still hates North Carolina. I know. Yeah. I think it’s a beautiful state. It’s great. Oi there, lads. I’m from Ohio, home of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, where I work part time. And I’ve met some of the baddest rockers ever to grace the stage. Hey, ask me who I’ve met. Who’ve you met? You know, David Bowie? Yeah. I have not met him. But I have gotten a Caesar salad wrap. From the guy, from that new metal band, that has the song that starts, Oh, ah, ah, ah. ((Laughing)) You know that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got him a chicken Caesar salad wrap. Okay. – [North Carolina] Are you talking about the band Disturbed? I did not retain the name of the band, but that sounds about right. Okay, I’m trying to figure out, do you just have a mohawk, or are you part Klingon? I did not know who my father was, but my mother did spend some time aboard a certain starship Enterprise. Okay. That’s right, I’ve got a weird sci-fi backstory. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Just like that. Yep. – [Link] Who else have we got here? That’s gonna be hard to keep track of. ((Laughing)) I’m a wheat farmer, and I’m from Kansas. ((Laughing)) And the state flower’s a sunflower. ((Laughing)) A classic Kansas accent. ((Laughing)) Alright, KG, we’re ready for the coin flip. Okay. So what’s gonna happen is, Link, you’re gonna call the toss, cause Rhett has more wins than you. Oh. Heads. Tails. You ready? Yes. Tails. Tails. Yes! So, you’ll go second. That’s right, I will. ((Upbeat Music)) Good lord, this is huge. – [Stevie] Howdy, partners. I was gonna say that in a Kansas accent, but I. You did. I think you did. You pretty much did. Half of you. – [Stevie] All the states. Which one is home to our first big stadium food? This is the Jumbo Sausage. A 24 inch Italian roll filled with one pound of chicken sausage, one pound of Italian sausage topped with a half pound of cheese and chorizo, and a pound of caramelized onions and cabbage kraut. Served with a spicy green chimichurri sauce. This is like that big wiener that we enjoyed with Stevie at Universal Studios. That’s right. Enjoyed is a loose term. We have a spoon to cut this, let’s just. Thanks for the spoon. Just rip it apart. I’m gripping it very, very hard in the middle, so just try to rip through the wiener. Oh, it worked! Look at that. This is still too big! Get a little dip. Chimichurri. A lot of meats. I guess when you’re. That’s tasty. When you’re watching a game, maybe you want something that will take the entire game to eat? I could get this done in a quarter. ((Laughing)) It depends on what the sport is. That was a hint, Link. Right. Cause not all of the sports have quarters. Some, Minnesota hockey has, they have trimesters, right? Yeah. I’m sorry. I haven’t slept in three days. If I sleep, I die. ((Laughing)) Oh, because of the concussion. – [Minnesota] Yep! If I sleep, I die. I’m sorry. When I think hot dog, I think Chicago. Hey, I’ll tell you one thing. Alright? Yep, okay. – [Illinois] Alright. Chicago is home to the biggest cookie factory in the world, but I won’t tell you where the bodies are buried. Okay. No matter what you do to me, but out of curiosity, what would you do to me? ((Laughing)) It seems like you want us to do something to you. No, no, but what? What would you do? I mean. ((Laughing)) Maybe tie you up? – [Illinois} Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. To what? To what? I mean, a chair? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Alright. Okay, I might tell you. I’ll tell you more later. – [Illinois] I’ll think about it. I’ll think about it. I actually think, the thing about this though, if this was a Chicago dog, it would be very, very red. You know what I’m saying? The kraut makes me think of Minnesota. Huh? Yeah. Are you ready to catch this? ((Laughing)) Good question. I’m gonna hike it to you, okay? Okay, throw it. Here we go. Oh, he caught it! I’m a sportsman, so. – [Link] Right, right. He just does all that on instinct. He’s on autopilot. Yeah. My brain breathes automatically, too. Now, okay, I don’t think it’s. I hope it’s not Minnesota. Where’d I get this egg? ((Laughing)) Sauerkraut on a dog? Yeah, you’re right, it doesn’t feel like Chicago. I think it could be just one of those things that Ohio does. Hey, I don’t want to tell you blokes how to do your job, but if you really want the views, you two should Lady and the Tramp that thing. Meet in the middle. Know what I’m saying? – [Link] I do know what you’re saying. Just my own solicited advice. Okay. Since you’re giving advice, where do you think I should throw it? I think you should throw it to the hockey guy. – [Link] Yeah, well, he already has one. I gotta be competitive here. Alright, fine. I’ll throw it to Kansas. I don’t think it’s you. You didn’t convince me. ((Laughing)) Kansas, you ready? I’m ready. ((Laughing)) Throw that ball. A ridiculous accent. Here we go. A little high. Hey! – [Link] That was on purpose. That was worth it. Try again. – [Link] Goodness gracious. I’ve gotta listen to fate. Yeah. I’m going where I should have gone at first, Ohio. – [Rhett] Yeah, Kansas has rejected you. Give up the old goose egg. Oh yes! ((Applause)) That was exciting. It better not be Kansas, Stevie. – [Stevie] The team serving up this jumbo sausage is from New York. Oh! Dang! Guess you guys don’t like money. You should have come my way. Yeah, I just thought it would be an actual dog. Yeah, the sausage part kind of threw me off. – [Stevie] Okay, you still have a chance to win some points here if you can guess which pro league team in New York served this dish. Okay. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – Giants! – Jets. – [Stevie] It’s the NFL’s New York Jets. Yes! – [Stevie] It’s called the Jumbo Jet Sausage. I was holding a little something back from you this whole round. Oh wow. That would have been very helpful. ((Upbeat Music)) – [Stevie] Next up we have the Moby Dick. A sandwich made with five quarter pound fish fillets, eight slices of cheese, six ounces of clam strips, and a third pound of french fries topped with coleslaw, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and tartar sauce. We got a spoon to cut it. Gracious. So this is like the longer John’s Silver. ((Laughing)) Thank you. I like that joke. Alright. Yep. Alright, Ohio, we’re gonna give you what you want. Kinda. – [Ohio] Oh, yeah. What happened? There was a breach in the hull. Keep it together. Keep it together. We’re just putting this out at lunch for the crew, so just. That is. ((Laughing)) We just put it all on a big table. That is fishy. I really hope this is not served at a indoor arena. You know what I’m saying? You know what? You would be so. Oh, thank you. How come none of you said anything? Fell down there. I can’t see. ((Laughing)) You know why I didn’t say anything. You gotta make me. ((Laughing)) That’s right, okay. Right now you’re tied up to a chair, so. – [Illinois] Yeah! That’s the only thing that’s happened so far. Fish. This much fish. Well, first of all, Pennsylvania, what have you been doing on your Runspringa so far? Wow, I have tried olive oil. ((Laughing)) That stuff is really something. – [Rhett] Yeah. But, Pennsylvania did build the first computer. ((Laughing)) And one day, I’ll use one of those things. – [Rhett] Yeah, you will. ((Laughing)) You don’t seem like you’re originally from Ohio. Oh, no, I’m sorry, I mean, I’m born and raised in Ohio, Cleveland boy, through and through, that’s right, I even work part time at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. ((Laughing)) You know, Prince? I know of him. I’ve never met him, but I did park the car of one of the princes from the Spin Doctor song, Two Princes. ((Laughing)) Congratulations. – [Ohio] Thank you. Ohio is known. – [Ohio] My mother wasn’t from Cleveland before. She spent some time aboard the Starship Enterprise. And she speaks fondly of a man named Worf. ((Laughing)) Well, I’m not sure if he was a man. I have a lot going on. Exactly. Ohio has so much going on that I think they might be the only state to take a chance at a giant fish sandwich at a sporting event. You know? – [Ohio] Oh, I like that reasoning. I do, I do. Oh, direct shot. Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish. It’s not Ohio. It could be D.C. – [Rhett] You said that so confidently. I’m Batman. Do you know I have a favorite food? Me? Batman? I have a favorite food and it’s mulligatawny soup. Do you know what that is? Cause I don’t. Mulligatawny soup? – [Batman] Yeah. I don’t either. Yeah, I don’t know what that is. Okay, does it have fish in it? – [Batman] I don’t know. I mean, there may be bat in it too. Who knows? You’re of no help. That’s a strange Batman. You know, I think the Gorton’s Fisherman comes in to the Chicago Bay with his fried fishes. Am I, am I right? You convinced me to talk a little bit. Yes. All right, so you cannot kill reptiles or amphibians in Chicago, which means my mother-in-law is still alive. ((Laughing)) All right, Chicago. That’s a good one. That’s a good one. I like that. I think this is you, a gargantuan McFish. Yeah. – [Link] Here we go. Give it to me. Nice! Okay. Let us have it, Stevie. – [Stevie] The Moby Dick is from Ohio. Oh no! No! I’m giving you the finger down! – [Stevie] You still have a chance at some points, if you can guess which minor league baseball team it is. You got this. You got it. You got it. – [Stevie] I do have multiple choice for you. Well, do you want to guess? Throw out something without the multiple choice, first. Minor league baseball team in Ohio. A mascot that wouldn’t be pro level. Ohio Chili Bowl. – [Stevie] Okay, your choices are the Lake County Codfish, the Lake County Cacti, or the Lake County Captains. Okay, Link. Why would it be cacti? In Ohio. Think about what the sandwich is. Yeah. Codfish. – [Stevie] The answer is the Lake County Captains. Oh! Hey man, sorry. Dude, you baited me. ((Laughing)) Get it? Codfish. ((Upbeat Music)) I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, I wonder what I’m gonna do after this. Well, we have a suggestion. Mythical Kitchen just released a new episode of Last Meals with Super Bowl champion Julian Edelman. I love that show, man. It’s such a good show. You should watch that next. Go watch it. Last Meals with a football player, because ’tis the season. – [Stevie] Okay, last up we have the Super Burrito, a five pound burrito stuffed with three pounds of beef, chicken, and a half smoked sausage, plus two pounds of Spanish rice, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and black bean salsa. They cut it up for us. Is the, aluminum edible? – [Stevie] No. The aluminium is not edible. That’s how you say it in Ohio, right? Oh yes, you got the Ohio pronunciation down pat. ((Laughing)) Pork. Sausage. – [Stevie] Beef, chicken, and sausage. I don’t know why a half smoked sausage, like they were like, let’s go easy on that part, but the rest there’s three pounds of, so. I am losing horribly. I’m like, I’m suffering. Suffering like women before they could vote. Women can vote? ((Laughing)) Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty great. ((Laughing)) It’s a thing now. ((Laughing)) Pennsylvania, everyone. Okay, Link. I’m going to extend a burrito to you. An olive branch, if you will. If you get this right. And usually we don’t let you do this if you get the round right, you don’t get to do the bonus question, but if you get it right and then we’re gonna give you the bonus question and you get that, right. You can win the whole thing. And you get it wrong? And I get it wrong. Yeah. Okay, but then I want to go first cause I don’t want you to block me out. You want everything? – [Link] I want everything. Okay, cause I think I know where this is from. – [Rhett] Okay. This is consumed at NASCAR races in North Carolina, right? North Carolina. I hate North Carolina, but I do love anagrams. And would you know, North Carolina is an anagram for iron anal torch. It really makes you think. I-A-T? An anagram is when you take the letters that. I don’t know how an anagram works and you know that! Yeah, it’s your Achilles heel. – [Rhett] And you rearrange them. So North Carolina becomes iron anal torch. Oh. – [Rhett] Yeah. Really makes you think. There’s pulled pork in there. Burritos can be anywhere now. They’re great to have at a race. I’m gonna stick with North Cackalacky. I’m excited. – [Link] There it is! You got it! You pinned it. Okay. Now, technically, this game doesn’t have any box outs, but it would be, it would be cheap for me to do that because I would automatically win. Exactly. – [Rhett] Because we’re either both right or both wrong. I’m not gonna do that to you. Hey, you’re my best friend, man. I know. ((Laughing)) We go way back. – [Link] We go all the way back. Well, we don’t go all the way back, but we go pretty far back. So, you wanted to take North Carolina, now you can’t. Is that what you’re thinking? Is that what you’re saying? I’m just saying, I can’t think of any logic to connect it to any state, but, so the pulled pork is a pretty good connection. You want my advice? Yes, I do. Let me give you my three keys to success, alright? You gotta grind. I’m up at 4 A.M. every day, hitting my first goon sesh. Then I’m getting my protein shake in, chasing that with some Macallan 18, hitting the second goon sesh, then I’m in the Tesla on the way to work. Second tip, you can’t have empathy, okay? You gotta care about no one but yourself. Third tip, I don’t got time for it because I’m making so much money, also get a five million dollar gift from your father and commit as much tax fraud as you can. – [Illinois] I like this guy. That last tip, that’s important. More important than the goon sesh. Nothing’s more important than a goon sesh, okay? I’m thinking of a place that’s like a, maybe like a hodgepodge of cultures coming together, some place like Washington DC maybe, Batman? DC? I’m Batman! Alright, there we go, that’s my accent! Accent. You’ve heard, you’ve heard of the Batmobile, you’ve heard of the Batcave, have you heard of my Bat cow? What is this accent? I’m Batman, Chicago! I’m coming at you, Batman! – [Batman] I’ll catch that ball! That’s way too high. Oh, it came back here. – [Rhett] Oh, he got it, he got it, he got it. It counts, it counts, it counts. After my Kansas debacle, I’ll let you have it. Okay. – [Stevie] Well, after mentioning the meat contents twice, you both thought it had pulled pork in it. ((Laughing)) I only thought because he said it. – [Stevie] I mean, yeah, Link was like, can I get a clarification on the meat? The DMV Super Burrito is from Washington, DC No! Why? No! Hey, we go, way back. I have no empathy, you goon! ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Well, Link, you can’t win anyway, but can you guess which Pro League team in Washington, DC serves this dish? The, the Washington, DC the, the Capitals. – [Stevie] Oh, I thought you were gonna, The Commanders. The Commanders. Oh. – [Stevie] The Washington Commanders. It’s okay. You will be called out for your penalties in Good Mythical More though, so we’ll see how that goes. Congratulations. Oh, Thank you. Thanks for subscribing. 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