Today we’re finding out who makes the worst fried chicken. Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) Good Mythical Morning. Now listen, we try our best to not be haters, but we all have hater tendencies. Yeah, and 9 out of 10 doctors agree that the healthiest way to dispose of your hater tendencies is to throw cornhole bags representing various food products in an attempt to guess which was voted the worst. Doctor’s orders! It’s time to play Scornhole: Worst Everything Edition! ((Music)) Welcome to the Scornhole Field Zone! – [Stevie] Good day, sugar plums. As you know, every round you’ll be presented with a variety of items and have to guess which one the Mythical Beasts voted as the worst by tossing cornhole bags at the board. Each color corresponds to a particular item and the bag representing the worst item is worth the most points. Whoever has the most points at the end gets a private movie from Corny Grandma, whatever that means. Okay. – [Stevie] And we’re starting off with fried chicken, of the four in front of you. Which did the Mythical Beasts think is the worst? I think it’s probably all good though. I know. I’m gonna grab a thigh. From Church’s. I think I’m going leg just for ease of eating. I feel great about Church’s because it was the chicken I would always get when we, I would then go to Pullen Park and ride on the train as a kid. Oh. I thought you were going to say after church. It’s nice and crunchy, but. It’s good. I wouldn’t say it was flavorful. Jollibee. I don’t know if I’ve ever had Jollibee chicken. Maybe I have on the show. This is a Filipino fast food restaurant. They also serve spaghetti. Go figure. It’s like significantly better than Church’s. Is it not? And of course now we get to Popeyes. It’s all wings. Lily, you’re just giving us wings for Popeyes. I was, I was going for all thighs today. Now, what am I going to do? You’ve been thwarted! There was a big hubbub here at Mythical over the fact that Popeyes does not have an apostrophe. Yeah. Did we even judge it out? Yeah. They had to do a brand new thing. Because we have excellence here. And we have excellence here. That’s our motto. The reason why is that. We have excellence here. Popeye. Let’s workshop that. Popeye or whoever is the CEO said, when he started the restaurant he couldn’t afford the apostrophe. That’s a funny joke. But that’s the company line. KFC is just a. It’s distinctive. If I had to go back to one right now I think I’d go back to Jollibee just cause I’m just still curious. I think I got a tendon. Church’s is our pick if we were voting, but we didn’t. Okay, Rhett, you’re going first, because you won last time, even though I thought I was gonna win! Yeah, man. And I certainly gave you a run for your money! Run for the money! Okay, wow. I always have to figure out what kind of headspace I’m gonna get into, because we just tasted them. You did not taste them. You just voted on them. And you did it based on what you thought it would taste like. Maybe they went out, they saw the survey, and they went out and tasted all four. Oh, I like to believe that. I like to believe that. Came back and did the survey. As you can see, I’ve got a red bag, which means I’m going with Church’s for my first guess. Because I’m not thinking about it too much, I’m just thinking about the fact that we didn’t like Church’s. Oh! That hurt! No! Whoa, a strong start for the Rhettster. That hurts a little bit. I’m gonna try to chase you into the hole, but I’m gonna do it with the Jollibee, for starters. Okay. – [Link] People are gonna hate on it because they haven’t had it. Woo! At least I’m on the board. I’m gonna stay positive. You’re not gonna hit the board with all of these. You’re gonna spread out a little bit. I don’t know what I’m gonna do, because I don’t know how I feel about humans right now. What you just said about humans is that most humans, or at least the ones that filled out this survey, don’t like the thing they don’t know. Well, like we said, people like to be haters. The unknown is bad, and I believe people are better than that, Link. – [Link] They’re not. I believe people have tasted Church’s, and they don’t like it. Some people may not like KFC. I love the way we just philosophize together. Is that, is that even a thing? I’m going for Church’s now because I’ve gotta throw some votes at Church’s. And I gotta chase your hole. Chase my hole. – [Link] Yes I helped you out on that one. My little red boy knocked yours in. Your little red boy? Alright, KFC. Somebody’s not gonna like it. Original recipe. Yeah, they hate it because everyone else loves it. Ten too many herbs and spices. It is the one that most people have tried, and if they’re like, I don’t like it, maybe they vote for it. It’s all over New Zealand, I will tell you that. I gotta spread it. I gotta spread it. I gotta spread it. Spread it. Oh no. I’m not gonna spread it. I’m not gonna spread it. I wanted to spread it. Maybe I should spread it. He’s sticking with Church’s, and that is an ugly throw. I’m gonna stick with Church’s too. Woo! – [Rhett] Oh, snap! Backside of the hole! Just teetering on it. So, when I throw this, I can’t get too much downward force, alright. This is your last answer. I’m switching it up to KFC. This is dumb, probably. I don’t know. Crazy little thing on KFC. – [Rhett] I blocked your hole. I mean, dude, you might, could have stretched it with Popeyes. But KFC, what are you thinking, man? People have tasted it, and they don’t like it. I’m going for Church’s. Oh! – [Rhett] Oh! You knocked yourself off! Shooky! I knocked my own freaking Jollibee off. You did? If Jollibee is lower than Church’s. It probably is. I’m freaking screwed. I screwed myself. Well, it’s just round one. Relax. – [Stevie] In order, from least bad to worst, we have Popeyes, for one point. Okay. – [Stevie] KFC, for two points. Church’s. Oh, dang, you knocked off Jollibee! – [Stevie] Which means the worst is Jollibee’s yellow bags, four points. You’re not right. Oh, schnit. – [Stevie] Next up, we have five popular movie theater candies, but which do the Mythical Beast says the worst? Is it Junior Mints? You don’t like these. I thought you turned a little bit of a corner on chocolate mint. Yeah, if I don’t want to chew gum after eating my candy, sure, it’s on the table now. Twizzlers? That’s like, why eat construction equipment? That’s how I feel about it. You think this is a cable? Yeah, kind of like building a bridge. Twizzler bridge. Can we skip directly from Twizzlers to Red Vines? There are no rules, Link. We’ve done this before. We’ll do it again. Comparing Twizzlers and Red Vines. Twizzlers are shiny. Red Vines are hollow. I think we said we liked Red Vines better last time. Now, Duds. It’s got the name Dud in it. It’s not doing things for it. It puts you in a negative head space. It’s caramel. Covered in chocolate. Takes a while to eat. Good to suck on in a movie. 30 percent less fat though. Raisinets are my fave. – [Stevie] Raisinets are my fave, Link. Oh, look at that! – [Stevie] Did we know this about each other? Wow! – [Stevie] Because also, the popcorn, the popcorn with the Raisinets is a perfect experience. That’s a good idea. Oh, perfect. – [Stevie] But they don’t, it’s rare these days where you find a Raisinet in a movie theater. Oh, clue much. Thank you. – [Stevie] No. Because I love Raisinets doesn’t mean that the voters did. – [Rhett] There’s so little to go on here. I’m gonna let you go first cause, you’re winning. Junior Mints. Polarizing. Twizzlers. Red Vines. You either love them or hate them. But milk! Everybody loves milk. And everybody loves milk at the beginning of their life. You gotta have it. Would you buy a snack called Milk Loser? Nope. I would not. So, I’m sorry to insult you and Stevie at the same time. This is the. Something I try to do every once in a while. But I’ve never been able to pull off. This is the Venn diagram between Link and Stevie is Raisinets. I don’t think I’ve ever insulted you and Stevie at the same time. Let me, hold on, let me take this in. ((Laughing)) That was me taking it in. – [Link] His toss is high. – [Rhett] That was a little tall hall. Tall house. ((Laughing)) I tried to say tall tossing. I said Toll House. I hate to say it, but you know, I don’t, I don’t know that I’ve ever insulted me and Stevie at the same time, but. – [Stevie] I think you probably have. I gotta do it. I gotta do it again today, Stevie. You’re gonna insult you and Stevie at the same time you’re complimenting me! I think Rhett’s right on this one, Link and Stevie. Take it in. Take it in. Take it in for a second. People like to hate on Raisinets. They just don’t think they want to eat a raisin. – [Rhett] Well. – [Link] Closer to the hole. This might be a good time to break it to you that you threw a Red Vine bag. Oh, crap! ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] I mean, I know. – [Link] Come on! I know you’re purple blue colorblind. Come on! But. Seriously? You did. You threw a Red Vine bag. And I almost said something. Why am I? But I wanted to insult you and Stevie again! Oh, God. I don’t think Stevie caught any shade on that. Well, now you’ve made it hard to hole. Unless I go high, and then if you go high, you don’t, you, you, you risk not getting on the board, you know? Just shut up. ((Laughing)) If I, if I’m gonna insult one person, it’s gonna be you. Oh, I almost squeezed you right in there. Alright, so now I’m going for the blue, which is Raisinet. – Yeah. – Right? – [Rhett] It’s a very bright blue. Oh, oh, oh, but it is true, all your L’s are white. Okay, so yeah, okay, I see. Okay. – [Link] Woo! Piling up there. – [Rhett] Dang it, dang it. What are we gonna do, Link? I don’t know what we’re gonna do. I don’t know. If anything goes in, it’s gonna be my Red Vines. I don’t know. People, I don’t think Red Vines is a bad guess. I think people don’t like Red Vines because they like Twizzlers. I ain’t mad at it. And they see Twizzlers and Red Vines on the list and are like, well they can’t be both. And I do think more people will vote for Red Vines. Exactly. So I think I might be purpling it up too. I’m going to. Okay. Horrible, horrible throw. And he’s off the board, which gives me an opportunity. I’m sticking with Raisinets. Oh! I went off too. – [Rhett] What happened to the board? What happened to the board? Yeah, the board got slick! I’m going back to Raisinets. I mean, going back to Red Vines. Going back to Red Vines? Just for my last throw here. Oh, no. Oh, gosh! And now I’m gonna try, I’m gonna try to get a hole. – Yes, it stayed. – Okay, you’re on the board. So basically we each threw two, Raisinets on the board. So the only difference. Is the Red Vine bag. Is my opportunity with my, false Red Vine. Let’s find out – [Stevie] In order from least bad to worst we have Milk Duds. Oh, y’all love them. They, they’re decent. – [Stevie] Twizzlers for two points. Yes. Okay. – [Stevie] Red Vines for 3 points. Oh, yes. – [Stevie] Junior Mints for 4 points. Dang. – [Stevie] Which means for 5 points we have Raisinets. So, we were right about the Raisinets. So more people hated Junior Mints than both Twizzlers and Red Vines? Yep, the things you learn. And I’ve converted. We don’t mean to confuse you. We are going to be talking about these mascots, but there are four pint glasses here for a reason. That reason is, we’re selling them. That’s right. These are the emblem pint glasses. Four different glasses. We’ve got GMM, Ear Biscuits, Mythical Kitchen, and A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. – [Link] Very cool. Well, you know you want some pint glasses in your house. That’s 16 ounces. Yes. If you check it. You can buy them individually, or if you buy all four, you get 10 percent off. So, it’s a great addition to your house. Everybody needs glasses like this. Make them frosty. Beverages not included. That’s right. – [Stevie] Okay, well, take a look at. Preach. – [Stevie] This lineup of the most well known cereal mascots. Which do the Mythical Beasts think is the worst mascot? Gets a little personal. They hate one of these. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. – [Stevie] I mean, to give you, this isn’t really a clue, but I will say, I’ve been told, out of all the rounds, the most hated one in this round was, like, the most hated of all the rounds, like, it was very clear who everyone hated. Dang, what does that mean to you? Well, it, it means that. Don’t say it out loud, because you don’t want to give me a clue. It means that you don’t want to spread too, too wide. Unless you’re wrong. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. – [Rhett] It’s three, you gotta hate three people. – [Link] Why would you hate those guys? I don’t know, because there’s three of them. Are they cousins? Are they brothers? They certainly look like they’re from the same family. Count Chocula. I mean. Count who? Chocula. – [Link] Count Chocula. – [Rhett] You can’t not like this guy. – [Link] Count Chocula is great, man. He’s got a great voice. He’s a Count. You definitely want to just hang out with Chocs. – [Rhett] Yeah. Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids. He’s always trying to get the cereal. He doesn’t like kids. That’s annoying. Which as a kid, it was like, why put the thing on the box that’s my competition for what’s in the box? Right, he’s trying to steal my cereal. I just don’t. So, I think there is this subconscious negative relationship. I have strong feelings. From childhood. Strong feelings. With Trix. Lucky the Leprechaun. Oh, follow your nose. – [Rhett] Nope, nope, that’s Toucan Sam. I always think it’s. – [Rhett] He’s magically delicious, is what he says. It’s magically delicious! And then finally, we’ve got, Cuckoo? Is he from the Cocoa Puffs? Sonny, the, is it? It says “cuck-oo” on there. Is that different than “coo coo”? “Coo coo” and “cuck-oo”? I think “cuck-oo” and “coo coo” are the same. What’s a “cuck-oo” bird? – [Stevie] That’s how you spell it. But you say it “coo coo”? – [Stevie] Yeah. So he’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? Well, a “cuck-oo” is when you watch your wife and a bird together. Eating Cocoa Puffs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. “Cuck-oo”! I’m “cuck-oo” for Cocoa! Where are you going? ((Laughing)) Okay! Well Link, you took the lead in that last round, so you’re up, friend. Well, you know, I’m happy to report that since, mental health issues have entered the public square, it kind of, it kind of sheds a negative light on, Sonny. You know, it’s like, you don’t wanna make light of being cuckoo. Okay. Good thinking. I’m really against Sonny, the cuckoo bird. And I’m gonna choose the purple, which corresponds with him, because like, who is he? What’s he stand for? Oh! – [Rhett] You skipped the hole, bro. Hang on, baby. Hang on, Sonny. Link, I think that the reasoning that we were talking about over there about. Trix? I feel like he’s annoying. I feel like all of these guys are annoying in some way, but I feel like the rabbit trying to steal your thing, I think it’s the right thing. You think people are hating on him? But he’s a cute rabbit. And, honestly, I still like him. I still like him. Okay, so, here I go. I’m sticking with Sonny. Okay. Alright. For now. I’ll respect your choice. I got to go harder. – [Rhett] Oh my gosh! What is happening? I’m all over the rim. And this is how I ball. I think that people don’t like a group. ((Laughing)) I think, what, what if this is how we talk about everything? Okay, I just don’t think people like the Snap, the Crackle, and the Pop. But now I have this problem of knocking you into the hole. Yeah, I mean, it’s, I could probably sneeze it in the hole. Yeah! Woo! I don’t even know what just happened. Yes you do. – [Link] I got to stick with Sonny. I hate you, Sonny. Come on now. I know what you were trying to do! I was trying to take your red off. Oh, shooky. I don’t think people like leprechauns. You really spreading man. It’s spread, spread time. – You’re like a good. – Operation Spread. Good pimento cheese. – [Rhett] If we keep hitting that thing, we’re gonna knock you and Sonny in there. That’s the problem. I know, I want him in. Oh! You almost knocked yourself off. Am I gonna go with my Trix rabbit rationale? I don’t think people thought as deeply about it. But is it as subconscious as I said? Why wouldn’t people like the leprechaun? I don’t know. Okay. I’m just. Operation Spread, man. That’s all I got. And if I get this on the board, it negates one of yours, too, which is okay. So I’m trying to, trying to knock in my purple, keep my green on the board. Yes! I did what I was supposed to do! Okay, wow, this just got very interesting. Because getting that in there is obviously Really important. So I don’t really know how the math works, because I don’t know how my spread strategy is working at this point. I think I’ve gotta try to cuckoo it as well. You know, maybe this isn’t right. Because if cuckoo’s wrong, who do I really feel is the worst? Who do I really feel is the worst? Who’s really the worst? Who’s really the worst? This doesn’t feel like the worst. People don’t like Snap, Crackle, and Pop. They don’t like group. I don’t want to knock myself off. I’d like to get in the hole. I’m gonna roll over my green bag into the hole. Okay. I’m on, I’m on the. I don’t know, man. I don’t know. Oh, this is, it feels intense. Our tricks cancel each other out. – [Stevie] It’s a tight game. It’s a really tight game. Okay. In order from least bad to worst, we have Trix the rabbit for one point. Lucky the Leprechaun for two points. Okay, that’s good, that’s good. – [Stevie] Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Oh crap, you did it, I think you did it, man. – [Stevie] Sonny for four points. Oh! – [Stevie] Which means the worst cereal mascot according to the Mythical Beasts is Count Chocula. No! The yellow bags for five points. And Rhett, you’ve pulled off the win by one point. ((Bell Ringing)) Dang! Y’all hate Count Chocula? We’re all losers! Why? – [Stevie] One point. I’ve got to know why! – [Stevie] Well, Rhett will get to know what a movie from Corny Grandma is. Yeah, let’s find out. – [Stevie] Because, that’s what he won. Well, hello, boys. Where’s the movie? She’s got pockets. Why don’t you, write down your number and I’ll send you a link to my Only Grams. ((Laughing)) Yeah, only for you. Oh, gosh. That means call the operator. ((Laughing)) We have a good relationship, you know. I don’t get it. ((Laughing)) You mean? The grandma or what just happened? Count Chocula. Yeah, me neither. ((Laughing)) I don’t get y’all. 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