We’re eating every blue food. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. Now, you might be thinking, blue foods? Aren’t there, like, only two? And to that, we say wrong. There are so many blue foods. Like thousands. Well, more like dozens. But once we realized that the relationship between foods and their colors is such an important part of the eating experience, we collected every single blue food we could find, and we’re now ready to taste and rate them all in a rapid fashion. Isn’t this just gut? No. No. It’s time for Getting Colorful Blue Edition. Okay, bluey haters. Today you’ll try 37 different blue foods and give them a score of one to one hundred based on your initial reactions to decide which is the best. Totally not like Gut Check. You also have some scoring aids. Link’s blue island adventure. Check this out. That looks fun. And I’ve got a scoring aid. Let’s see what they. Okay, well, it’s. The blue is pretty hard to decipher here, but basically it’s. A blue chart. Rhett’s blue ranking chart. Bad to good. You guys could have used a little more contrast. In case you need a palate cleanser at any point. You have some blue water ready to go. Thank you. Yep. Our first category is desserts and candy, starting with Berry Blue Jell-O. Oh, okay. Yes. Seventy-six. I mean, Jell-O’s nice. You know, I’m gonna give it a nice. I’m gonna give it a sixty. Tastes good. Blue Icee Pop. Oh, what is? Oh. Had to bite it. I’m going for seventy-five for that. That’s good. It actually tastes a lot like our blue water. There’s a little bit of a manufactured thing. I still like it, though, but I’m gonna give a sixty-eight. Okay. Blueberry yogurt. Okay, yes. Staple. Those wooden spoons are sticking to our lips. It feels like I’m getting a super food. Seventy-nine. That is very flavorful. Good for the gut. Seventy-nine. Blueberry yogurt covered pretzels. Oh, okay. I don’t know how many of these I would eat beyond that one I just had. Yeah, don’t love it either. Fifty-one. I’m gonna go with thirty. Blueberry pie. Oh, what? You did? Just blueberry pie? Not a product. Oh, my gosh. Now. Blueberry pie is good. It’s not as good as blueberry cobbler. Well, that’s not here. That’s good. I think that’s one of the best blue things. Eighty. Eighty-four. I can’t imagine getting much better than that blue food. Cotton candy. I mean, cotton candy is cotton candy. You make it blue, it’s still cotton candy. Somebody’s not showing up. Fifty-five. Twelve Blue Peeps. As if we didn’t already eat every Peep. Because I do enjoy, but not overly enjoy Peeps. I’m gonna give it a seventy. The blue doesn’t impact the taste. Eight. Sorry, Josh. Blue Gushers. Is it just me, or do Gushers not gush as much as they used to when we were kids? Your mouth got bigger. My mouth got bigger? You had a little sensitive mouth when you were a kid. And they’re not as greasy, they’re not as good as they used to be. I’m still gonna give it a good sixty-nine. I’ll give it a bad sixty-nine. Blue rock candy. Okay, who are we kidding here? Okay, here we go. This is like, you pull off the interstate and you go in. Oh, oh, you go in a shop. I got it. I got it. It’s good for your teeth. I’m not a fan. I love rocks, though. Fifty. I’ve got some Gusher right here, though. I’m giving it a fifty. Pineapple Passion Fruit Skittles from the Tropical Pack. Okay. But they are blue. Tropical. It’s very tropical. It’s almost like. It’s too tropical. Coconutty. Oh, I don’t like it. Thirty-seven. Sorry. Thirteen. Raspberry Skittles from the Wild Berry Pack. Look at us digging into. How do they not get confused at the factory? Do they have X-rays? Is that how they tell them apart? A little sour. Sixty-three. If I didn’t know what it looked like, I would say it’s blue. Oh, that’s good. Sixty. And now we’re moving on to a subcategory of the desserts and candy category. Subs? Blue subs? Blue raspberry. Starting with Blue Raspberry Airheads. Okay, now we’re gonna have to lick daddy this. Bite it. It’s not hard. All right. I just bit off a little corner. It tastes like a Swedish Fish. Yeah, it does, doesn’t it? That’s not blue at all. It’s red. It’s got that fake gummy flavor. I don’t care for it. Which I like. Nineteen. Seventy-two. Blue Raspberry Baby Bottle Pop. You suck it? Adults do this? Is something supposed to come out of it? Bring it back. Something supposed to? Oh, it’s hard. It doesn’t have a nipple. There was powder on the outside. There was powder on the nipple. Okay, oh, and then you undo it. And you dip the nipple again, and then it comes back and it’s got powder on it again. It gets better every time. Here we go. Look, that nipple got dirty again. Yeah, it did. Can’t have a dusty nipple. I gotta make it right. That’s fun. Dipping your nipple. I love that sourness. I’m saying. I’m saying. Everything about it. Eighty. I mean, it’s. That surprised you, didn’t it? It reminds me of, like, a witch’s teat. You know what I’m saying? It’s a little frozen. Who lives in the Arctic Circle. I’m gonna give it a super dirty seventy-nine. Oh, whoa. Yeah. You know what that means. I don’t even know how that works. Blue Razz Berry Blow Pop. Blow Pop. Now, that’s. You chew it, and there’s gum in the middle. That’s pretty tasty. Can you dip it in some sour stuff for me? It’s not a nipple. No, no, don’t do that. Only do that with the nipples. I wonder what the gum tastes like. I’ll never find out. Well, I mean, I don’t know. You think we could get good retention on that? Thirty. I kind of like it. Sixty-four. Blue Raspberry Dum Dum. Oh, well, Dum Dum. That’s smaller. These are the ones at the doctor’s office. Does not taste nearly as good as the last thing, so I gotta go with twenty. I agree. It’s not as good. Forty-eight. Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher. Oh, okay, yes. These are good. This has a weird aftertaste. Yep. I tasted it right at the beginning. It was a starter taste for me. Twenty-two. Twenty-five. It’s hard what we do, but we’re gonna press on. We’re gonna keep tasting another blue candy. Yeah, we are. You know, if we went, go to other colors, if we went to other colors, and I believe we will. Well, I hope we will. I don’t think they’re all gonna be candy. You know, it’s like. I think blue is a very candy heavy. Well, if you wait a little bit, they’re not all gonna be candy. Well, okay, let’s keep going. Blue Raspberry Laffy Taffy. Oh, still candy. Still candy. Oh, this one is. Oh, did you get? I wonder what the joke was. That’s a good, that’s a good flavor within taffy. It’s one of the best taffy flavors that I’ve ever had. But still, it’s a taffy. It’s still taffy. Taffy’s fun to watch be made, but not eat. Sixty-four Forty-eight. Blue Raspberry Ring Pops. Oh, okay. Oh, that’s a good. Weird, isn’t it? Not really. Isn’t that weird? I’m enjoying it. I’m, I’m not gonna touch your hand. Keep it professional. Didn’t taste good. Fun experience. I actually, I thought, I kinda liked that taste. It’s weird. I don’t even know how to explain it. Sixty-two. Yeah, it doesn’t. It doesn’t, it doesn’t taste that sweet. It’s weird. Don’t get engaged with a Ring Pop to be cute, okay? I know you’re thinking about it. Thirty-six for me. She’ll value my sense of humor. No, she won’t. Blue Raspberry Rip Roll. Rip Roll? What’s that? Like a? It tastes weird. It’s got a weird taste. I didn’t want to say it. I was waiting for you. But, it’s a weird taste. I kept waiting for it to unweird in my mouth. Then it does get better. It unwearded a little bit, but it’s still a little bit weird. It tastes like a. Forty-seven. Some sort of. It’s like something that was wrapped around something that you would. You were mowing with. Yeah. You would like, or maybe to clean a mower. A weed whacker. Weed whacker oil. Seventeen. Blue Raspberry Sour Patch Kids. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now that’s what I’m looking for. We’re not weed whacking anymore. How did, did I gleek in my hand? It’ll make you gleek But I didn’t even feel it until it hit my hand. Oh, this. Is that from me or from you? This is the best blue candy I’ve had today. It’s a great candy. Eighty-nine. Oh, it’s not better than blueberry pie. I think it is. Eighty-three. Blue Raspberry Sour Punch Straws. Never had this. Let’s see. It’s not a straw. I tried to suck it. There’s nothing. There’s no hole. The stuff on the inside is quite Twizzler-esque. And that’s not good. It’s devoid of the flavor that I’m looking for in blueness. Fifty-one. I kind of like it. It’s no Sour Patch Kid. Seventy-one. Blue Raspberry Lemonade Swedish Fish. Oh, I didn’t even know about this. This just feels like it’s my territory. It’s one of your favorites. I’m just gonna bite it. I don’t want the whole thing. I predict that you like this more than a red one. I don’t. You actively don’t like the red ones. I actively don’t like that one either. It has a medicinal quality to it. I don’t like it as much as the red one. I’m sorry. Eleven. But it’s gummy. I give it points for that. Sixty-six. You like a good Swedish Fish. Blue Raspberry Warheads. Uh oh. Okay. Am I prepared for this? I mean, that puts a Sour Patch Kid to shame. It’s too much. I haven’t tasted any blueness yet because I’m not through the sourness. This is really, what do you think about Warheads? That’ll make you perk up. That’ll make you. That’ll tighten up your innards. That will make your holes impenetrable. Okay, here comes the blue. Boy, once that sour goes away and it takes a while, cause there’s a lot of it. It’s kind of a disappointment. I think, no matter the flavor. At that point, you just spit it out. I think it’s all right. Fifty-six. Fifty. Blue Razz Pop Rocks. That’s. Ooh, that is visceral. If you drink a Coke right now, you’ll die. What if you, if you swallow? Yeah, don’t do it. Excuse me. Oh, man. That wasn’t a burp. That came from the Pop Rocks. Pop Rocks are fun. Pop Rocks are the new thing. Pop Rocks are back. Pop Rocks don’t taste good if you really think about it. Yeah, but they’re fun. Which puts it over the sixty mark for me. Sixty-one. Bless you. The taste puts me at a thirty-eight. The fun puts me back at a fifty-two. And that concludes the desserts and candy category. Okay. All right. The next category is snacks and savory foods. I’m ready for some savory foods, definitely. Starting with Takis Blue Heat. Oh, yeah. These are famous. I want the whole thing. Okay. I’m a savory man. It’s so wild that they decided to do this. I mean, what a bold, crazy move. That’s nice. They got a Takis ride at Six Flags. Eighty-eight. Eighty-seven. That’s a fine, fine snack. There’s not many blue things on the chip aisle. Jordan almonds. What? Where’s the blue? It’s like, robin egg blue or something? Let me see. What? Oh, okay. It’s light blue. So, it’s an almond wrapped in what? Yogurt? Some kind of candy coating. I hate that. Almonds are good for you. Don’t coat them into something bad for you. I kind of like it. Seventy. Don’t like the taste either. Nine. Blueberry Moon Pie. This is a thing? Look at that. Look at the complexion on that Moon Pie. That is very blueberry. What? It’s very accurately blueberry flavor. Yeah, it’s weird. It’s weirdly good. But I don’t find myself wanting to go back to it. Kind of do. Eighty. It doesn’t. I’m so surprised. It doesn’t fit in my life. You can fit a couple. But I do respect it. That’s gonna give me a sixty-six. Blue cheese, blue parts only. Oh, seriously? He loves it. I hate it. Yeah. Pungency. Whoa. Coming off that Moon Pie. Coming off that Moon Pie, that is so exquisite. One hundred. It’s the perfect food. It doesn’t get any better. It doesn’t get any better Because? It’s gripping. It’s like eating an action movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. It’s like getting Van Damme in your mouth. Really? Van Damme goes into your mouth, and he does a little split on each side of your mouth. Like, you open your mouth and he’s standing there with his feet on each one of your molars. You know what I’m saying? His special split. And then he’s, like, teabagging your tongue? Yes. Yes, he is. Over and over again. Yeah. What’s that taste like to me? Cause I totally agree with what he’s saying. Like, nothing he said is wrong. I’m in total sync with that. Which I have to give it a. I have to give it a five. Oh, God. It’s just polarizing. Yeah, I kind of expected that. Blue corn tortillas. Also on the chip aisle. Oh, it’s a whole tortilla. Oh, no, this is not a chip. This is a, oh, yeah. Pretty bland. Usually don’t just eat a tortilla by itself. They’re so neutral. Fifty. Okay, I’ll buy that. But, yeah, I gotta say thirty. Blue corn tortilla chips. Okay, yes. This gets better, cause there’s some oil. These are fun. These are fun to have around. Cause you need a little blue in your salty section. And beside Takis, this is all you got. That is a good, solid fifty-six. So, you didn’t like it? Well, it’s still kind of boring. I’d say it’s an even seventy-two, which is an even number. Blue cornmeal pancakes. What? Never done it. Yes. I thought it was just one half of a Moon Pie. If you told me I just had cornbread, I’d be like. I probably did. I don’t like it. It needs butter. Eighteen. Forty-two. That concludes the snacks and savory category. The final category is organic. Oh, yeah. These are foods that are blue in their naturally occurring state. There we go. Starting with blueberry. Okay. Superfood. I have them every morning. If they’re a little overripe, you’re in trouble. If they get mushy, you’re in trouble. I love them when they’re cold and they pop a little bit. Yes, and when they’re small and they pop a little bit. Oh, God. I gotta give it a ninety-four. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It’s one of the best fruits on the planet. Whoa, whoa. It’s a superfood. I mean, everyone agrees it’s super. It’s not as good as a Taki. I mean, come on, let’s get real here. I mean. I eat it every morning, too. I know. You eat a Taki? The Earth made it, but then we figured out how to make things even more palatable. Yeah. So, I mean, it’s. I mean, it’s a seventy-six. It’s good. Okay. Blue corn. Just blue corn. Here’s two kernels. Just corn? I don’t know if I’ve ever had just corn. I mean, I’ve had corn on the cob. What about just a side of corn? Remember that? That feels different. That’s not good corn. It didn’t taste nearly as good as the, like a sweet corn. Thirty-six. Thirty-six. Blue crab. Is that right? Looks white. Cause it’s the inside of the crab. I love it. Is it the only meat we’re gonna have today? It’s the only blue meat. Is there blue chicken? I hope not. Blue cows. Blue meat is amazing. I gotta go with a ninety-two. Wow. Wow-wee, Link. I love it. You can put it in. Loves his crab. Cakes. You can put it in legs. You can put it. Well, I’m kind of just going off just the taste of just crab, which I do like. I’m gonna give it an eighty-one. Butterfly pea flower. Butterfly pea? It’s literally a flower. You just. Yeah, I got. I got a couple. How you supposed to, how are you supposed to eat this? I don’t know. I got some. I also dropped some. Well. Doesn’t taste blue. It definitely tastes like you just ate a flower, which is. It tastes like. Not bad. You went up to, like, if there was a funeral that was happening, and then they forgot the funeral was happening, and, or the world ended, and like ninety days passed. Maybe everyone was locked in for. And what? Wait, what’s the rest of the statement? And then everyone had eaten everything in, like, the church pantry. They’re locked in. And everyone is like, we’re not eating the body. Don’t get any ideas. It’s been embalmed. You’d probably die anyway. At least, not yet. And then, like, one guy’s like, what about the flowers? Then we ate the flowers. Well, but it took at least seventeen days before somebody was like, okay, we’ll eat the flowers. Right. And they were looking like this by the time they got to them. It’s like, if we had eaten them seventeen days ago, it would have been real fun, huh? To take that into account. I’m gonna give it a forty. It would have been like Van Damme in my mouth. Right. You ruined it. What’s your score, homie? Twenty. Cornflowers. Oh, God. What do you? Where? How? It’s weird. I wouldn’t just grab a handful, but I’ll give it a forty. Four. Blue spirulina. Oh. Look at, does that match? It’s so blue. The end of the spoon disappeared. I’ve already had my spirulina for today. I don’t know if you can tell, but. Where is it? I poured it. Oh, I can’t tell. Just the whole thing. This is like the cinnamon challenge. You have this in your stuff? I eat it in capsule form. And mine’s green. I didn’t eat that much. I was too scared. I’ll wash it, I’ll wash it with some blue water. Yeah, that’s horrible, too. We’re in a bad spot, y’all. We’re locked in the funeral home. I’m eating the blue powder. I don’t know what it is. If we had ate it seventeen days ago, it would have been great. Did you give these scores? Oh, no. Zero. We keep, zero. Okay, that concludes the organic category. You have tasted your fill of blue foods, and your scores will now be tabulated. Collectible vinyl alert. We have released the Rhett and Link Epic Rap Battle Collection. Of course, we have the Epic Rap Battle that we originally made, way back in the day. Then we got Epic Rap Battles of Manliness on this thing and Epic Rap Battle Nerd Versus Geek. What else do we have? We’ve got three remixes. The twenty twenty-four remixes of each one of those classic songs. So there’s six songs on this vinyl. If you want it, you gotta join Third Degree monthly by April thirtieth. Okay? mythicalsociety. com. It’s included with your membership if you’re a Third Degree member. Get it. Okay, before I give you your top three foods to try again and crown your favorite by placing it on the Mythical Eating Rainbow right behind you. Rhett, your favorite was. Blue cheese. Blue cheese, of course. And, Link, yours was blueberries, of course. And your collective least favorite was blue spirulina. And now, overall top three, no particular order. Blue crab, Blue Raspberry Sour Patch Kids. Oh, okay. And Takis Blue Heat. Yes. It’s nice that blue crab made it in here. I thought blueberry was actually gonna make it. Of course, the crab is orange now, because, that’s what happens when you cook a blue crab. I just feel like this is not in contention. Nope. Now that I see it, next to these two things that people have made. Earth be damned. I’m voting for the Takis, man. Okay, well, hey. There’s so many blue candies, and yes, this is the best blue candy. But this, super hot Blue Heat, I mean, it says it’s extreme. Put it up there, Link. 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