some crazy stuff goes down in Kentucky let’s talk about that hi I’m Ford from Brooklyn Anna well no good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by our store that’s rattling calm / store just click on store from our homepage and then buy stuff because it supports internet Ament I’m talking shirts I’m talking excuse I’m talking shirt and shoe DVDs I’m talking music via the iTunes place it’s you know it’s good for everybody do it all right here’s the deal BuzzFeed has posted an article recently entitled reasons Kentucky is the weirdest state in the country what they did was they just took headlines straight from local papers in Kentucky and strung it all together in order to say Kentucky is a crazy place yeah the weirdest stayed in the country now incidentally a couple of maybe months ago it’s but maybe six months ago we got a letter from a fan I still have the letter but made me think of this when I saw this and she was requesting that we would take it upon ourselves to tell people that Kentucky is not a backwoods place not rednecks yeah she’s like everybody thinks this about Kentucky could you guys just tell people that the Kentucky isn’t this so you know what whoever you were and whatever your name was we are taking this on we are 100% behind you and what we’re going to do today is we’re going to go through these headlines and we’re going to tell you why nunna this doesn’t make Kentucky the weirdest place this makes it awesome it’s built best state in the country so yeah we are not changing any of their headlines he’s all about the seat up it’s all about the spin all right so here we go let’s tee these up there’s positive perspective on all these Shirley right link Shirley alright right off the bat Kentucky man forced to eat his own beard during fight Lawrenceburg Kentucky man says that he had his beard cut off and forced into his mouth during a fight and I remember seeing video of this guy he was pretty awesome one thing led to another for I noted there was knives and guns he cut my beard and forced me to eat it listen there’s not a lot there’s a lot of positive here you know first of all the guy got his free shave but usually you have to pay for it to yourself okay and he got a free meal I just think it’s cool that in the land of Kentucky that’s how you win a fight but getting someone to eat a beard that makes Kentucky Aussie your beard doesn’t know I mean I’m not gonna say this guy this guy got the raw end of the deal he got to shorten his stick he got the the unti stee beard in his mouth but that makes Kentucky pretty cool in my mind next one Kentucky man charged with DUI for riding his horse while intoxicated if you can’t get drunk and get on a horse I mean what good is what good is there in this world you know what I’m saying uh yeah every man has the right to get drunk and get on a horse and go down the street I mean I think that the point here is that he should get a medal he should get an award you shouldn’t drink and drive I think is really where we should go with a drink and ride you should drink and ride that’s a good thing why should you be arrested for not drinking and driving you don’t drive a horse you ride a horse yeah horse is not drunk the horse was drunk the arrest the man on the span the horse put both of them in a Cell together right but as is this guy’s to be celebrated for making a responsible choice right Kentucky’s awesome Kentucky man arrested after cops spot him setting fireworks off from the backseat of his moped again another award or at least a patch they should make it like a Boy Scout patch firework from the back of a moped Pat how do you even do this you know was it you live in Kentucky I mean and then look at the picture of the guys look I think the problem is he has a guilty look on his notice you’re interpreting that as a guilty look I’m interpreting this y’all see what I understand Kentucky man sets cockroach record okay so far so good yeah Travis Fesler of Florence Kentucky breaks the world record of putting the most Madagascar hissing cockroaches in his mouth 11 in all well I mean this doesn’t make Kentucky weird I mean this is I don’t even need spin for this when he broke a world record it doesn’t matter what the world record is yeah it doesn’t yeah I’m a world record holder man I’m gonna learn like at 111 roaches in my mouth if you if you have to supply two roaches though that’s right and they got to be from Madagascar Kentucky man stole $500 worth a Red Bull in pants I did listen I mean we’re gonna do this okay Justin Stumbler 21 was arrested Wednesday on charges that he stole the soft drinks which could work out to about 240 cans if you go for 202 dollars per campe weighing about 160 pounds 240 can talk about cargo pants you know I’m saying that this what was this were these like really big like JUCO jeans that were like tapered at the bottom I don’t know how I want to see how this got pulled this off this guy could advise us this guy could advise the President on things you know we shouldn’t be putting this dude in jail indict him on smuggling energy drinks on your pants listen here mr. Obama I know that I don’t look like I got things together but listen I smuggled the weight of a person in my pants the red bull worked wait for the person in my pants do I get a Presidential Medal of Honor for that well of course you do Kentucky man duct-tapes mom then asks nuns for trip to Africa this is a story of redemption well first of all it requires a little deciphering he duct-taped his mom and then what does he do okay I’ve secured my mom now that I can do I can pursue my lifelong dream of going to Africa as a missionary yeah with nuns yeah well I think what happened is he takes her duct-taped her to the chair stole her car panicked a little business oh crap oh there’s a monastery I’m gonna go in there and confess my deeds to the nuns and then maybe they’ll take me to Africa he looks very content with the decision he’s made this guy could be an ambassador you know nothing nothing bad here I mean I’m sure the mom it duck takes easy to get out of I’m sure everyone in Kentucky is saying yeah send them to Africa Sydney anywhere anywhere but here all right what else we got your Kentucky man motorized a–‘s living room table Tim Francis of Lexington made it a couch and a coffee table to an electric golf cart frame so he could cruise his neighborhood so I guess instead of watching television he’s watching the neighbors pacifiers well I mean first of all this doesn’t make your state weird or this guy weird this makes him and his family amazing in innovative let’s just say innovative I mean I would never have thought to do that if I never I was gonna do it I probably would have attached a television to the coffee table I’m not something to be ashamed oh I think it’s the point Kentucky man wraps head in duct tape as disguise for attempted robbery emphasis on attempted he was caught I guess this is a picture of him here looks like you got beat up the thing I’m worried about is his right eyebrow because you know that did not fare well in the removal of the duct tape hmm have the Kentucky goblins returned exclusive photos I hope they have if they have then this is another point for Kentucky because everything about it there it’s reality shows made about people thinking that things are that are obviously not real are real Bigfoot I mean chasing Bigfoot Finding Bigfoot whatever it is think about this we should go pitch Andy right now on Kentucky goblins don’t get governor you seen the goblin hunter show I mean listen this is like tax breaks you know filmmaking happening in your state and first of all goblins are better than no goblins and do they look cool these goblins look amphibious yeah which when you can when there’s multiple pictures drawn by different people that look the same it is proof that it actually exists man accused of burning lexington kentucky art sculpture to stay warm this is about Pat of Pavlov’s hierarchy it yeah this is about priorities right yeah am I gonna have to get warm I mean art man that’s at the top of the pyramid you know self-actualization I mean I’m talking about I got to stay warm tonight Chucky man accused of DUI while driving tractor and he looks happy in his picture too he’s like man listen it was just a tractor I mean it ain’t like it’s a car or nothing now this is this is more borderline here because the horse drives itself but the trackers do not have it sought of this is tough to spin well if he was planting crops or plowing something yeah if you have his dismount if he was cultivating the earth you know then I think that there’s redemptive value licious man when I drop over into the median which I do on a regular basis I dropped a disc down you know do it do a little landscape here why do they call them disks they’re made of disks but they call them disk just the T is that just that’s just a that’s just slang it’s the mispronounced you used to work on tobacco and you would say dist mister you fell for it – is a disc I didn’t say it today you did a Kentucky man tried to use a fake 1 million dollar bill at a Walmart and yes people the answer to your questions first of all the Statue of Liberty is what’s on a 1 million dollar bill of course I bought some I bought all the stuff that Walmart has here and I can you break my million dollar bill please a guy gets an A for effort it looks real on one side it’s just like one of the things that you like give a kid for his birthday it’s one of those things you give a Kentucky man for ha ha all right go to Walmart and have a ball we have just left our spin zone so and I’m gonna spin the wheel so I think the answer is clear Kentucky is awesome hopefully people are making plans to move there right now so they can experience things like this firsthand shout out to Kentucky link thanks he’s invisible baby he can’t say a word I don’t know why he’s flinching I don’t know why he’s flinching because he can’t see me neither can you can you even hear me look at me I’m invisible and I’m dancing that’s right but no one can see me I can scratch my butt too good you can’t see me yeah I’m scratching my butt yeah hey from Kentucky