GMM 2606: Giant vs. Tiny Food Taste Test

Today we’re tasting giant, tiny foods and tiny, giant foods. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. With the power of our Mythical Kitchen team, we can truly make the impossible possible. At least when it comes to making giny. Giny. We’re making giny today. No, we’re not. It’s the episode I’ve been waiting for. At least when it comes to making giant foods tiny. Oh, that’s what you want to say? And tiny food giant. That’s right. We did it once before a while back, and we got so drunk with power that we’re ready to make them do it again. It’s time for Tiny Goods Big Versus Big Foods Tiny. Are the Tiny Foods Better, or Are the Big Foods the Best? Okay, butt heads, all you have to do today is pick your favorites each round. All of these matchups were posted to Instagram for the Mythical Beasts to vote on which they thought you’d like better. And if they get at least two out of three correct, you’ll blow them twenty-five kisses in More. And if they lose, there will, of course, be hell to pay. Yes. Oh, okay. Oh. First up, you have tiny chowder in a bread bowl versus giant Pop Rocks. You saw it in the teaser. That is amazing. Look at that. What’s inside? But this is so cute. Link, grab a spoon. Grab yourself a bread bowl. I’m just gonna. Oh, so I could put the lid on it? Well, you could. Look at that. And then you just. Was this specially baked or can you buy just like a little bread dollop like that? Specially baked. Oh, it’s a chowder. That’s right. It’s a chowder. Even the little bits of clam are small. Of course. You know what this thing is begging for? It’s tasty. It’s begging to be. It tastes just like clam chowder, but small. Put together and eaten like this. Yep. Once you pop, you discover that the bread to chowder ratio is off. Well, because you ate some of the chowder before you ate the bread. That is true, Rhett. You gotta eat a whole one. How is it? It’s great. Yeah, get rid of that one. That’s what it’s supposed to taste like. It’s like a savory bread Gusher. Yeah, a bread Gusher. Exactly. I’m quite fond of that. And it’s so cute. I think I could see that at a tapas. Tapas? That’s right. I could see that at a tapas. Okay. As a tapas. What do you got there? I almost don’t want to rip it open because. Well, be gentle with it. The packaging is beautiful. Be gentle with the rip. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. Look in there. Do you want to show it? Do you want to show it? You want to just keep this for me and you? We can look at it, and then no one else can see it. Just like Moses when he saw God. Oh, my gosh. I love it. Reach in here. It’s a giant Pop Rock. Get yours. I’m gonna get mine. You get yours. There’s just two. There’s only two of us, though. This might be, I mean, this is. Bite it like an apple. Oh. Oh, it popped. I think I’m gonna. Oh, my gosh. I’m gonna lick mine. Go for the bite. You can do it. It’s still popping. Wow. Yeah, that’s what I needed. The bite is definitely the way to go. Wow. It’s just Pop Rocks all the way to the center? Yes. Of course. Look at that. That’s crazy. This is fantabulous. The sugar content, I mean. It’s high. So, you’re supposed to take a bite and then, like, put it away? Put it back in your little giny. So, like, how many, how many, how many servings are in here? Serving size hundred grams. Good golly. Man, I thought it was gonna be easy when I had this, because I was like, that’s like a little pastry. I know. I really like that because I can see that being. This is gonna catch on. This is gonna catch on. This is a little gimmicky. You do this at the fair once. Yeah, I agree. I do think we’re voting for that, even though this is an amazing. No, you didn’t. Come on, Rhett. It’s stumpy now. I’m sorry. I bet you thought that we were gonna choose this one, but it’s just not feasible. Real tight. It was real tight this round. Fifty-one percent of the Mythical Beasts thought you’d like the tiny chowder in a bread bowl better. Good job. You know us! At least some of you do. As a collective group. Yes. Does that mean that Giant Deborah is here? Let’s find out. Giant Deborah, hear our call. You are big, but we are small. We hunger for your donut treat. Giant powdered donuts are all we want to eat. We pledge our loyalty for all you do. Giant. Giant Deborah, please come through. Hey, boys. Oh, my gosh. You know, your studio is not well suited for us giant, giant folk. We said giant too early. We summoned Giant, Giant Deborah. I’m sorry. Sorry is just words. What are you gonna do for me? Well, I’ll, I could give you a finger manicure. Or just a tickle. You ticklish? You ticklish? Ticklish. Yeah. That was nice. Alright. You know, you can make it up to me by enjoying my giant mini donuts baked with giant love in my giant kitchen. Giant, giant goodbye. Wow. She’s so big. So big. All right, let’s get to this thing. Well, this is. This is melting. Okay, let’s eat that first. You want to eat this first? It’s just so little. It’s just a little banana split. I mean, the problem with ice cream is. Once you start eating. But the thing is, I love a banana split. You eat the whole thing. And I always feel bad when I don’t split it with somebody. And this, you can pretty much just go for it. But this thing right here. Oh, this is wonderful, though. It is wonderful. I like the ratio. Now help me, help me yank on this. See if we can. You hold the inside? Okay. You got it? I think. Wait, wait, wait. Yes, yes, yes. Go that way. More that way. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I don’t want it to come off. I don’t want to come off the desk. You got it? Good gracious. Look at this thing. I mean, it is dense. Don’t breathe in. Don’t breathe out either. Okay, I’m coming in. Let me get it, let me get it, let me get it, let me get it. Well. It’s like a communal experience. It’s like a communal experience. You could get your whole family around this thing. Everybody could be eating like Hungry Hippos or something. It’s like some kind of millstone. The thing I love about a mini donut is the mininess of it. You know what I’m saying? You get a bag, you get individual ones, you pop them. You pop them until they’re all gone. If you’re me. Yeah. This is a problem for me. This is portion control in a way that I can really appreciate. You know what I’m saying? Look at this. I get the perfect bite every time. I don’t know where they got these little bananas. All right. I mean, it’s heavy as I’ll get out. And. You agree? I don’t want to summon her anymore. Yeah, I agree. We’re going with the tiny banana split. It’s interesting how Rhett looks like he’s been doing drugs, but Link looks like a clown. To each his own. Sixty-four percent of the Mythical Beasts thought you’d like the giant Little Debbie powder mini donut better. I could see how you would think that it was fun. You gotta taste this. It was quite a spectacle, but it’s just unwieldy. So, that means that you have. You’re one for two. You’re not getting there yet. The Tour of Mythicality is coming to Mythical twenty-four seven, our very own channel on free for you streaming platforms including Roku, Freevee and Plex. Check that out. Tune in on Saturday, May twenty-fifth and Sunday, May twenty-sixth at nine PM Eastern. six PM. Pacific for this exclusive viewing opportunity. Pretty cool. Finally we have tiny gyro versus giant spicy tuna crispy rice. Oh, I love some crispy rice. Whoa. That’s some big chopsticks. Okay, let’s see if I can get going over here. Good gosh. I’m gonna start my rotation here. What would you like, sir? I would like a little. A little hero. You want to go on my? I might have to. I gotta hold your meat steady. This is. Oh, look at that little slice. And another little slice, and another little slice. This is great. Okay, perfect. And, what do you want on it? Yeah. I’m assuming no tomatoes. Yeah, I want a little. I want a little onion. You want a little onion? And a little feta. And, I mean, there’s entire channels dedicated to this type of stuff. What? Oh, gosh. You overshot it, overshot it. I’ve never done this before. Okay. All right. And then. Some cucumber? Yeah, just some of the white sauce. Okay. All right. You’re a simple man. I got it. Okay. Well, I’m. I like a streamlined hero. Okay. All right, that’s good. You wanna do one for yourself or you just wanna watch me do it? Oh, I wanna do it for myself. But I need you to hold my bun. I’m gonna get a big, thick slice. So I can only do one slice. With all of this tiny food content that happens. That’s good. On the Internet. Is there a tiny food restaurant? This would be a fun little thing to do once. Little bit of everything. Well, you’re doing it right now. Do you think it’s fun? Well, like I said once. Okay. It is a lot of trouble for one bite. Get your tzatziki. I mean, the taste is intact. It’s real nice. How do I do this? I do like that. And I’m out of bread. So what I do now, I guess I stop eating. That’s tough for me. Is it okay for me to hold these giant chopsticks like hedge trimmers or something? Well, you’re gonna have to dip. Can you just. No. Help. Be gentle now. I have to pick it up. Yeah, but you gotta dip. I know I gotta dip. Uh oh. You’re gonna try to go under? That works. Just set it. Oh, yeah. Nice, nice. Just a little. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Shoot. Did it go in the hole? Oh, gosh. Soy sauce in the hole. Soy sauce in the hole. Got to get it out. That’s an expensive hole. I’m basically, I’m basically doing, the old soy sauce cheat. I was coming in. I’m coming to you. I’m coming to you. Okay, you just get it up, and I’ll get it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody saw that. Nobody saw that. Nobody saw it. You want it? You got it? Is it good? It’s great. Were you holding your breath? I got a little bit too much on my nose. Oh, really? Which wasn’t something I was planning on. Yeah, me neither. And. What? What? What? It was kind of hard to maintain the consistency of the rice all the way through there. All of these dirty, dirty napkins are. They’re not appetizing. I think that may be your problem. But, I just want a little bit. Just a little bit of the tuna. There you go. You didn’t get any tuna in your mouth? Just all over you? Mostly up my nose. Okay. I do like that. I will say it’s a little messy. It’s unwieldy. It’s a little excessive. I don’t think what I did is appetizing to the other patrons. You know, I’m not sure that people would be like, give me some of what that guy got, and potentially a little wasteful. But this, the pita, the hero, that was really something. Oh, I actually got some crispy rice over here. How’d that happen? That was something really special, like a little amuse-bouche. You know what I’m saying? I think people could be really into that. Yeah. Again, I think that should be a whole tiny food restaurant that we’re not gonna be associated with. Hold on. Is this the third time in a row we’ve gone with tiny? It is, it is, tiny every time. We’re loving tiny today. Did you predict it? Sixty-two percent of the Mythical Beasts thought you’d like the tiny gyro Oh, you got it. You got it. Two out of three. You guys have to blow them twenty-five kisses in Good Mythical More. And we’d be happy to do it, Stevie, because they did a great job. You did a great job. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. I’m Riley. And I’m Sadie. And we’re at the Little Debbie’s headquarters, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Oh, they definitely got to meet Big Deborah. Giant Deborah. Giant, Giant Deborah. Don’t, don’t say her name again. Oh, I won’t, okay. Click the top link to watch us compete to make the best seven layer dip for Jordan in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. We’re streaming the Tour of Mythicality on the Mythical twenty-four seven channel on Roku and Freevee, May twenty-fifth and twenty-sixth, nine PM eastern, six Pacific.

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