Today we’re tasting every Froot Loop snack. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. What does it take for one to get loopy on Froot Loops? Well, trying eighteen varieties of them in rapid succession in order to determine which one is the best. I think that’ll do it. It’s time for Gut Check Froot Loops Edition. Okay, first pancakes. Today, we’ve got eighteen varieties of Froot Loops for you to try, including cereal varieties and Froot loop snacks. All in search of finding the best. Yes. The aroma of Froot Loopiness in here is palpable. I have a scoring chart to help me. It’s the fruity Links. Wow. That’s nice. Interactive. What time is it? It’s, it’s, fifty. Wow. Wow. I, like, really like that. You know, I’ve got. This is really an upgrade for me. I got a whole typewriter, calculator, cash register? I think this is a kid’s cash register. It’s not a typewriter. I got a whole typewriter. I can type on it. So, if I wanted to give it a fifty-two, I’d say this is the best one ever. Got paid, man. Look, fifty. Paid in full, dude. Fifty. Okay, so I’m gonna be taking a while today. Do that for every one. Yep. Of course. We have a thematic palate cleanser for today. It’s none other than, none other than milk. Yes. Milk. Milk is here. And our first category is cereal. Yes, it is. Starting with original Froot Loops. Yes. Okay. Did we determine that all of the different colors taste the same or that they don’t? Because we determined something. they. I bet they all taste the same. They all taste like fruit. It’s so good. Is anything better than just the cereal? Eighty-nine. What? You heard me. I didn’t know you were such a Froot Loops guy. It’s a great, it’s, of all the things that they’re gonna do with Froot Loops, it’s definitely the best, I think, probably. I don’t know if anything can top it. It’s good, but seventy-five. Cinnamon donut. Interesting. And you know what? I feel like I’m gonna, you know, maybe we. Is that fresh or not? I know y’all got some of these off eBay. That’s fresh. It doesn’t taste it. It doesn’t. Does it? I mean, it’s really hard, but maybe that’s just because it’s a cinnamon roll. Forty-five I actively hate the flavor of this. Fifteen. Berry-licious Wonka. Berry-licious Wonka? Oh, so you. What do you do? You just got rid of. You want me? And so now this is what we’re doing? It’s got a lot of fake berry flavor. Fifty-six. And I’m comparing it. Yeah, fifty-six, to the original. Does it have mold on it? That one quite possibly could. Tropical. Tropical? That’s got some Boggs to it. That one is not old. They told us. Yeah, it is. Wait, we were, Chase told us not, or somebody told us. Who told us? Silaine? Silaine. You told us that some of these guys came off eBay, and now we think all of them. They all tastes gross. No, that Boggs. Seventeen. Yeah. How could? It’s not old? No. Seven Sweethearts. Sweethearts? This is like balance. Oh, they’re all hearts. Yeah. Okay, well, that one tastes good. It’s probably. It’s a lot like just regular Froot Loops, I think, but heart shaped. Yeah, I think that’s what’s happening. I like the Loops better. Seventy-four. I’m gonna give that one an eighty-one. Oh, great. I’m taking a penny back. That one was old. Reduced sugar. I feel I’m on the other side of a petting zoo fence here. Needs sugar. Forty-five. I don’t think it’s. I think it’s. I think they’re doing a good thing. Seventy. Unicorn. Unicorn? Oh, those are big and flat and purple. What is happening? It tastes like nothing. It tastes like air. It’s ricey. Forty-two. Twenty-one. Okay, I think that was our last one from eBay. With marshmallows. They were all from eBay? No, no, I’m just saying that one I was looking out for. What’s with marshmallows? Oh, just reg? Froot Loops. Froot Loops. I like marshmallows. I think it’s a little bit better. Seventy-eight. The marshmallows are flavored like Froot Loops. I’m gonna have to start getting change here. Which is really astounding. What did I say? Seventy-nine. One. You said seventy-eight. Yeah. And that concludes the cereal category. The next category is snacks, starting with mini donut kit. Mini donut kit. You said kit? Kit. I’m gonna start using my credit card. That tastes like. It doesn’t taste like a donut. It tastes like a muffin. I love this. Eighty. Why do you love it? It’s a cupcake with Froot Loops on it that you have to do yourself. Yeah, it’s a kit. Well, I didn’t do it, though. Somebody did it for me. I just ate it, and literally, I didn’t even touch it with my hands. Forty-seven. It was literally just handed to me, and I just took a bite of it. Cereal straws. Cereal straws? So you suck. I’ll take it. Milk through it, maybe? Ooh, that is slimy. And when you bite it. Oh, I got it on my cash register. That’s your typewriter. Give me another. I wanted to like it, because I love the fun idea. What’s on the inside of the straw? I think it’s supposed to be milk? I like it pretty good. Sixty-six. Forty-nine. Cereal bars. Cereal bars. Okay. A milk sort of thing on the bottom. They got hard milk on the bottom. Tastes like soap. It’s very aromatic in a soapy kind of way. Seventeen. Good gosh. Ten. What is that? What’s wrong with it? I don’t know if it’s registering anymore. Candy canes. Why? It’s better than a normal candy cane, though. Nothing to write home about. Tastes like soap again. When’s the last time you wrote home about anything? Forty-eight. Twenty-five. Mug muffin kit. Another kit. See, but this is muffin? Is this the same one? What kind of muffin? Meg muffin? Mug muffin. Why does Rhett get a spoon and Link doesn’t? Because I’m an animal, apparently. I still like it. It’s not as good as that first one. I don’t know how they made that first one. Because that was cake. And this is muffin. Sixty-nine. Thirty-nine. Jelly beans. Oh, just jelly beans Over the top. Why do Froot Loops taste like soap? Yeah. When something goes wrong, it does legitimately get soapy. Thirty-nine. Three. That’s a three. Gummies. They’re big. I like a gummy. Still frosty. It’s no Life Savers Gummy. The flavoring is very pungent. It’s strange, isn’t it? And not good. Is something happening to our mouths? No. It’s like they amped up whatever’s in an actual Froot Loop too much. Too much. Forty-nine. I wanted to like it. Nineteen. I hated it. Whey protein. Really? Well, I mean, compared to other proteins, I guess, but just, on its own like that. I mean, it’s like Froot Loop milk kinda. With protein. I can’t decide. I’m going fifty. I just can’t decide if. I’m kind of putting it on a protein scale. Sixty-two. You have to put it. It’s always the same scale. It’s here. We got a problem. Yeah, because you’re not doing it right. Oh, gosh. Thank you. What did I say? I don’t know what I said, but I said it. Waffles. Waffles. Okay. Is it? There’s not Froot Loop pieces in it, it’s just Froot Loop essence? It looked a little Froot Loopy. I see some little pieces in there. I don’t think you need that, though in a waffle. It’s very subtle. Forty-five. I’m gonna give it a fifty-five. Carnation’s breakfast drink. Remember that time we, somebody said that their doctor told them to eat Carnation for instant breakfast every day? No, it didn’t leave an impression. He said, my doctor said, as a doctor, I have one piece of advice. Carnation instant breakfast every single day. Oh, God. Why does it taste like cat dookie? Is this a prank? It tastes. Oh, my gosh. The Froot Loops flavoring is. It does not translate. Oh, oh, man. Consult your doctor before drinking that. Twenty-three. Twenty. And that concludes the snacks category. You have now tasted every Froot Loops variety, and your scores will now be tabulated. You may have spotted the tee that Link is wearing. Well, this is representative of his evolution of glasses throughout the years. Pretty cool. And every tee purchased through the sixth June will get a free sticker. What? Yeah, we got these stickers. One of the glasses. Of arguably my most famous version of glasses. So get this at mythical. com, quickly, with the free sticker. Also, to celebrate my birthday, I’m giving you a gift. Twenty-five percent off all annual plans over on the Mythical Society today through Friday, June seventh. Now, we don’t do this often, so make sure you grab this discount while you can sign up at mythicalsociety. com. Happy birthday to me, and to you. If it’s also your birthday, which could happen. It probably did. Tomorrow is my birthday. June first. Okay, your collective top four this time includes both of your individual favorites, favits and Rhett, yours, of course, was the mini donut kit. Oh, yeah. Check this out. I love it. Look it. Not know this was a thing. It’s a kit. It comes with a little tray. Oh, it’s a comb or something. Yeah, that’s cool. And, Link, no surprise your favorite was original Froot Loops. If it ain’t broke, don’t make seventeen other versions. You know what I’m saying? And then the other two in contention are sweethearts and with marshmallows. Okay. Well, let’s get the cereal straight for a moment. Is it true, that, this is just a different form of the same thing? It is. Obviously. This is like Valentine’s. It’s a little bit old tasting. A little stale. We’re not gonna vote for something just because they changed it from a loop to a heart, especially when the word loop is in the name of the thing. Get rid of it. So, get rid of that crap. At least we’re adding something here with marshmallows. Marshmallows. The marshmallows, they say, marshmallow discoveries. What is that? I discovered one right there. An over-easy egg? I mean, what is that? Discover some more. They skimped a little bit on them. There you go. Just dump them all out. Not in your hand. I’d rather you not. I know how wet your hand gets. No, don’t worry. The Froot Loops are absorbing it. There’s not any yellow on the whiteness of the marshmallow I discovered. I like marshmallows, but I don’t feel like they’re needed. I don’t think it’s necessary. So, I think that original is better than marshmallow, but look at those beautiful little mini donuts, Link. My critique was that it just tasted like cake, but I didn’t know that it comes in this whole freaking silicone baking pan kit. You can actually do some cooking. His critique was that it tasted like cake, if that tells you anything. Well, that’s fine if they call it, like, Froot Loop cakes, but they call them donuts. But now I’m being swayed a little bit. It does taste like a cupcake. You know what? I really like the packaging. I don’t know if that’s supposed to sway me any, but. I mean, here’s the thing. I like it so much more than regular Froot Loops, but I do understand that it does take a little bit of work. You got to get the kit. You have to do the work. That’s a, that’s some significant demerits. So, the only thing I’m going to. It gives you something to do with your. This is definitely better than the marshmallows. Or your stepchildren. I I think, I think you could do this with step kids. So, we know that third place. You don’t even have to love them that much. Third place is gonna be marshmallows. Yeah. I’ll leave it up to you, Link. It’s your birthday tomorrow. I hope I make it. Well, I really feel like you’re gonna be disappointed if I, if I put this at number two. I am happy with it. I’d even do this with your kids. Oh, okay. All right. You know what? I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna make someone else besides me happy on my almost birthday, but tomorrow, you owe me big time. All right, I got. There we go. That was smooth. That’s, that’s. There you go. The Froot Loops mini donut kit is the fruitiest loop. Who saw that coming? Not me. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is, though. Hello. Hi, Rhett and Link. My name is Daphne, and I’m coming from the Netherlands, and it’s my first time. 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