GMM 2620: $23 vs. $134 Blender Taste Test

Today we’re testing cheap products against expensive ones. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. You know, we are very protective, guys. Protective over our family and friends, protective over the crew here. Protective over you watching us. Don’t touch that stove. It’s hot. Get away from the edge. But, yeah, there’s erosion right there on that cliff. Don’t push that button. And. That’s pointy. Don’t get too close to it. Don’t quit school. You’re almost done. And don’t spend money on things that you can spend less money on something that’s pretty much just as good. That’s really the only relevant part of any of what we just said. So, let’s test some cheap versions of items against expensive versions of the same products and tell you which ones is worth it. It’s time for The Power of The Price. Okay, Hilary Duffs, in front of you are hand immersion blenders. You’re going to test them out by making me a vinaigrette. I will definitely, in reality, put on my salad at lunch, and then I’m going to ask you what you think is the most expensive. What’s this? Emulsion blender? I just got one of these. I didn’t get one of these, though. One of these. I got one of these. You know what I’m saying? I got an immersion blender, but I didn’t get one of these. One of these two. This is a blade right there at the end. Yeah. Keep it faced that way, please. I got two speeds over here. What you got? I got two buttons, but they seem to be. Well, I have. I have a whole dial. I got a dial. Oh, yeah. Okay. And what is this? What is this? We’re gonna make a vinaigrette, Link. It’s oil and vinegar. You got bread. And then when you put it. What does this do to oil and vinegar? Mixes it, bro. But oil and vinegar don’t mix. Yeah, it turns into a vinaigrette. You had a vinaigrette before? I didn’t know that’s how you made it. Oh, my gosh. Look at that. Yeah, it doesn’t mix well. It just. It needs some immersion blending to do it. Does it kind of? Hey. What? You’re throwing it, man. Don’t throw it. Throwing it? Should I be touching the bottom? It pulls itself to the bottom. I don’t think you want to be at the bottom. You want to be at the bottom? No, you can be, but don’t take it out. What are you learning? How good is it? Not learning anything. Mine seems great. Mine seems better than yours. Okay. If you tilt it, it works better. I’m done. Oh, look how it just falls right off. Look. Look how easy mine cleaned itself. Look. Yours is sticking. Mine didn’t clean itself. Look at that. I think I got stainless steel, bro. I think I got stainless steel. I think that’s the difference. Yeah, but mine looks cooler than yours. Because you like that color? Is that what you’re saying? Look, get a little vinaigrette. I did. I like it. I honestly didn’t know that vinaigrette did, was that. Oh, vinaigrette is that. This is really foamy vinaigrette. I really want to push the button now that it’s not in it. I have no vinaigrettes about how we did that. I really want to. Vin regrets. I really want to see if this will trim your beard. Okay, well, you can do what you want to with it, but I’m going to move back. What? What? Don’t do it on the mic? It’s gonna go everywhere. Don’t do it. I won’t do it. Also, oil’s not good for, it just stains everything. That’s right. That’s why I was backing away. Yeah, that’s right. Okay. I’ve made a responsible choice. You owe me one. No, that’s not how it works, Link. We don’t owe you things when you act normal. That’s not how it works. Okay. Well. Yeah, no coming back from that. Do you think you know which one is the more expensive one? Yeah. Let me touch yours. Okay. Why are you holding it down? I don’t trust you, man. Who are you? Metro Boomin? As I tell my son, you have to build trust. You have to build trust. It doesn’t just happen naturally. And then you have the power to tear it down. And you have a lifelong history of tearing down trust. What about now? Do you trust me now? Nope. Say I still don’t trust you. I still don’t trust you. What are you, Future? That’s good. I like that reference. That is a rap reference. Okay, here we go. Hand over the more expensive in three, two, one. You know what? I think mine is better. Stainless steel, man. The more expensive blender’s on Link’s side. Yes, because. Because it. What? Well, I don’t know, because the thing that Rhett did it with it, like, coming off the bottom. Yeah, I thought that was impressive. Now, it’s not happening. Oh, there it goes. Look, look. Yeah, I know. You almost got me with that. But the thing is, is that they seem to do exactly the same thing. Yeah, I don’t think it’s worth that much more, which is where we’re at now. Right? So, the cheaper blender that’s on Rhett side is a brand called Bonsenkitchen, and it was twenty-two ninety-nine. So you’re gonna guess how much the expensive one that’s on Link’s side is. How much more than twenty-three dollars is this? This is twenty-two ninety-nine. That one. I’m still kind of in the realm of what should these cost? And just so you know what’s on the line, whoever wins this game wins a cheap date. So. Okay. A cheap date. Probably like a. You know, you know what a date is. I’m saying it’s thirty-eight ninety-nine. Oh. I’m saying it’s seventy-three ninety-nine. Oh, wow. It’s a Smeg blender. You know that brand? Smeg. Smeg. That’s what’s hidden under here? for a hundred and thirty-four dollars. What? Yeah. Oh, because look. Look at that. That is embossed. That alone. The embossing ends alone. It looks like those fridges that they make. Yep. So maybe it’s probably got a better motor. Probably lasts longer. If we use it for the next seven years, we’d probably really appreciate the difference. Yep. And if I turn it on right now. So, immersion blenders, we don’t think that. I don’t think it’s worth the price. No dice. Yep. So, I gotta admit something. I lied about the salad from the first round. I won’t be having a salad, but you will be having a salad and. Is that what this is? A salad? Yeah, that’s a salad. That’s a salad. I got a salad, too. But every salad needs fresh pepper, as you know. Especially as the age of men that you are. Yes. I love pepper, and I love it more every day. I could have pepper on almost anything. And I like it, of course. Oh, of course. Okay, let me see if I can adjust it for you. Oh, like, I can. I can adjust it with mine using this little furniture knob on top. This is like. I mean, this is like a bed post. Which came first, bed or the pepper grinder? Oh, I don’t understand. You understand that? Turn it. Yeah, but, it turns freely. Okay. Coarse. You want it coarse as it can be? I think the more that you. The more that you tighten it, the finer the. This is gonna be super coarse, Link. Now, I’m seeing right there. That is really fine. Oh, look how coarse it is, Link. Oh, it’s so coarse. That’s too coarse. Go. Oh, you said you liked it coarse. I know, but you want to test it, how fine it gets. Does it get fine? Oh, that’s so fine. Okay. I’ve almost totally pulled this thing off. Oh, now I can’t go fine. Now that I’ve gone tight with it. I can’t go fine anymore. I’m only coarse. Oh, this is perfect. That’s coarse. Just like you like it. Oh, you like it like that. I don’t really want it on my salad, though. You liked it like that, right? You liked it. I did like it like that. Oh, he did. He liked it. I liked it like that. This is really nice. This one I have. This one. This is like. There’s no way that this isn’t. College kid. You know what I’m saying? This is like college kid who’s trying to seem sophisticated. It’s heavier than I thought. I mean, having a pepper grinder at all as a college kid is pretty sophisticated. That’s a. That’s right. Stay on your toes, homie. Okay. All right. Stay on your toes. Rhett, what were you saying about trust? I don’t trust him. He’s not. And he’s not building any trust. You still don’t? I still don’t. Okay. Okay. You could sit here and eat the salads. Yeah, yeah, I will. But also, do you want to put your hand over the one that you think is. I gotta taste this vinaigrette. Right. You made this yourself? All right. Where is that? Where did the other one? Here we go. Three, two, one. It has to be. It’s heavy. Correct. So the cheaper one on Link’s side was nine ninety-nine on Amazon. So, how much do you think that that expensive one costs? That’s some coarse pepper. Why are you over it like that? You’re so over it. You said it was ten dollars for that one? It was nine ninety-nine. I was gonna do what you were gonna do. I was gonna sniff it. Titanium. It’s heavy. These can get expensive. Forty-eight dollars. One hundred and nine ninety-nine. It’s not electric. It’s from a brand called MännKitchen. It has two N’s, but it’s capitalized. I don’t know. MännKitchen. Okay. One hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. This is a two-hundred dollar grinder? Two-hundred dollar grinder. Two-hundred dollar grinder. Well, it says Pepper Cannon. What do you get with that subscription? It’s a Pepper Cannon. I mean, give me some deets, Stevie. So, it claims to be up to ten times faster than your average pepper mill. Yeah, because that’s the problem I’ve always had with pepper mill. I can’t get this pepper fast enough. So slow. Oh, my gosh. When is the pepper gonna come out? Right when I turn it. They say pepper your steak in seven cranks instead of seventy, and it has a super wide grind range. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I got so big and got so small. Just like all men with two ends. And it says that you can do one handed peppering, which, I don’t really. One handed peppering? Why would you need. Why? I dropped two-hundred dollars. I’m not man enough. One hand. One. Hurry and look. I’m one handed pep. One handed peppering? All right, this is clear. I’m one handed peppering. I’m on it, dad. I mean. Do you love me yet? Pepper grinders. No dice. Welcome to the Dojo Zone. I know what you’re thinking. Rhett and Link are finally gonna box each other? No, we’re not gonna do that. We are too old and smart to do that. No. Mostly the first thing. No, what you’re thinking is, what am I gonna watch after this? What you’re gonna watch is over on the Mythical Kitchen channel, Last Meals with Josh and amazing celebrity guests eating their favorite foods. What could be better? Oh, us boxing each other. Not gonna happen. Okay. So this is your chance to work off that bite of salad that you just had. Cool. Cool. With these punching bags, which is the more expensive one? Okay, let’s just pretend that we’re at, like, one of those creator boxing things. What’s up, random streamer? What’s up, random streamer of medium to small size channel? You don’t know what you’re doing, and I don’t know what I’m doing. So let’s not know what we’re doing against each other. I took him out pretty fast. Now mine’s hot. I took him out pretty fast. Now, the thing that I really see is that they box like this sometime, and then it’s more just like. Yeah, yeah. Look how many. They just kind of. Look how many suction cups I got on the bottom of mine. Let me switch up. This one’s a little bit wider. What is happening with it? This one has actual rivets in it or divots. What are these called? Metal screws. Oh, this one’s harder. Should it, like, move around like that? I don’t think you should be able to move it like that. Now, hold on. You’re gonna be hurting tomorrow. Let’s start the creator kickbox challenge. Yeah, there we go. Me and you. I’ll kickbox. Hey, I used to play soccer. We tag team. We go out there, and I look like I’m just talking to you. I’m like, boom. You know what I’m saying? I look like I’m just talking to you and a streamer, and then I boom, hit that streamer. Boom, streamer. Boom, boom. Oh, you play video games. I don’t watch it. That’s right. We don’t play any freaking video games. I don’t watch video games. I don’t even play iPhone games. I did Wordle. So, which one is more? I did Wordle. I did Wordle for two weeks. Okay, what do we do now? On the count of three, just gesture with your hand towards the one that you think is more expensive. Okay. In three, two, one. This one. It looks more fancy. But it’s not great. But it’s not great. The more expensive punching bag is the one closer to Link. It’s a little thicker. That one, on my right. How much does it cost? Well, I’m going to tell you how much the cheap one costs, and then you’re going to have to guess. So, the cheaper one is from a brand called. Want me to write for you? Aibeijian I’ll write it for you. For Ninety-nine ninety-eight. That’s how much the cheap one is, ninety-nine ninety-eight. So how much is the expensive one? That’s ninety-nine ninety-eight? Which one is? The cheap one. The cheap. Which one’s the cheap one? That one. You know. See? Okay. I think they need to be hanging. That’s what I would prefer. It’s still not that expensive. I don’t think. Okay. A hundred and ninety-eight. Two eighty-nine ninety-nine. I hope it’s. Yeah, there’s no way. The more expensive one is from Century Wavemaster for three-hundred and eighty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. Whoa. I said two eighty-nine. Wow. You were still low. This is crazy, dude. This thing. Let’s return it. Oh, I don’t know if we can. Well, yeah. Is it? It doesn’t seem to be worth it. No, it’s definitely not worth it. It was much easier to hit. This hurt my hands. I did like it a lot more, but, I mean, maybe that’s what you get. It’s bigger, too. It’s more representative of a person. My wrist is kind of hurting. Well, wait, so what are you saying? It is worth the price or no dice? I think it is. I think if you’re gonna actually do this, I think you need something that won’t hurt your hands. Okay. Worth the price. Okay. Worth. I don’t know. Fine. So, Rhett, you’ve won the cheap date. Come on out, cheap date. Oh, it’s not like a little fruit? Oh, no, it’s Malachi. Hey, you, sweetheart. I’m your resident doomsday prepper, Jeremiah Lot’s wife, Aragorn perineum, Malachi. On our dream date, we’ll lock ourselves in my bunker, feed each other a nutrient rich meal replacement slurry, pull out each other’s fillings so the government can’t use them to transmit hypnotic radio signals and then help each other make loads of male reproductive material to place into ice cube trays and freeze for the coming apocalypse, where it’ll be used as a sticky currency. Wow, this is. This is elaborate. Okay. I love to plan. Let’s go. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Don’t drink from the ice cube trays. You know what time it is. I’m Keisha. And I’m Jewell, and we’re witnessing the eclipse right now in Hot Springs, Arkansas. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. No, you’re not witnessing it. Yep, they did. There it is. I was gonna say, you’re not witnessing it. You’re making a video. Good choice. It was only, like, a few minutes long, guys. They got it. Click the top link to watch us play Wavelength in Good Mythical More. And find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. I want them to be like, hey, you have until tonight. And I wanna be a hundred and twenty, laying next to my husband and my kids, all surrounding the bed with their grandkids, and we’re all hugging, and then I’m like, you know, I get to say goodbye.

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