
Today we’re playing Frogger with humans. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. You ever played a video game and thought, hey, if that were real, I could totally do that? Well, I mean, our jobs are basically Pac-Man. All we do is run around and eat and get chased by ghosts. You remember what Pac-Man is? I guess that’s what we are. So today we decided to bring the classic arcade game Frogger to life and play it for ourselves. Or Crossy Road. Is that the new version? That’s the newer version. Okay. And no frogs will be squished in the making of this episode. But some crew members might. It’s time for GG I-R-L Frogger Edition. Welcome to the Why Did the Frog Cross the Road? To Get to The Other Side Zone. Yeah. Okay, turd burglars. You’ll each have a chance to get three blind frogs across the game board by navigating them with your voices. And just like the video game, you’re only allowed to say front, back, left or right. Each frog that gets to the end is worth one point. And the winner gets their high score recorded on the human Frogger scoreboard. Rhett, you’re up first. And let’s power on. Oh, it’s moving. I’m gonna place my first frog. The game is working. My first frog. Look at that. We have a highway here with some nicely colored cars with some T-shirt coordinations. And then there’s a. Seems to be a green safe zone. Thanks for the commentary, Link. Before we go into the water where the turtles are swimming and the log is logging. Nicole, we can do this. And the gator is gating. Yes, we can. Okay, ready, set, go. Hold, hold. Boring. Forward, forward, left, forward. Oh, gosh. Did that hurt? Nicole, you just got hit by a semi truck. Next frog. Did my friend die already? Yep. And remember. That was my fault. Not my frog’s fault. Front, back, left or right. Ready, set, go. Watch out for that big semi. Forward, forward, forward. He made it to the safe zone. Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. Right. Forward, forward, left, back, back. Yeah. Just playing around. Just playing around. I think I just did a U-turn. That was crazy, Davin. I’m sorry, man. Forward! Forward, forward. Forward, forward, forward, forward. I hit the fireplace. Did he make it? I think I made it. I think he made it. I think I made it. He made it. He made it. He made it. I’m sorry I got so loud. Forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward. All right, all right. Third frog. Ready, set, go. You look so ready. You’re in the three point stance. Forward, forward, forward. Stop. She’s in the breather green zone with her Taco Bell socks. Okay, go to the right. Stay. Stay, frog. Stay is not one of the commands. Forward. Left, forward, forward. Right, right, forward. Yes! Get on your lily pad. Okay. Two out of three. That ain’t bad at all, dude. Okay, Link. Exhilarating It’s your turn. How’s my mascara? Am I gonna do better? Let’s find out. Okay, I’ve chosen Chase to go first, then Gwynedd, and then Mikayla to follow every one of my orders to a T. Are you gonna be using the term forward or front? Well, I’ve heard forward so much. I just thought front is not really a command. Right, left, back, forward. Forward. I think I’ve got it. I think I can do it. Louder. Should I start? Okay, power on. I love how everybody’s just quiet and doing as they’re told. That’s your favorite part of the this? Chase, are you ready? Ready, set, go. Wait. Hold, hold. Ready. Forward, forward, forward. Pause. Yeah, buddy. Oh, my God. Just loosen up, Chase. Okay. Forward. Back. Left, left, right, right, right, forward, left, left, left, forward, forward, right, forward. Yeah, baby. Yes, Chase. Yes, Chase. You did it. I’m so proud of you. That’s the wrong lily pad. You gotta be on that one. All right, Gwynedd. Okay. Come on over here. You’re gonna be right here. Just listen to my voice and do exactly as I say. Okay, I’m ready. Ready, set, go. Ready, and, forward, forward, forward. Stop. Left, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Forward. Left, left, right, left. Left, this log won’t move. Left, left, back. Oh, you’re out. You’re out. You’re good. You’re safe. You’re safe. You got out of the way. You got out of the way. Oh, okay, good. Keep going. You just didn’t go forward. Gwynedd, are you quitting on me? Yeah. I thought that I was out. But you’re not. Don’t act out when you’re not. But you were technically. Okay. Put your frog head back on. Hood up. Hey, don’t you quit on me. No, this is it. We got it. Yeah. Right, right, forward, forward. Nope, no. Back. Come on. All right. She got logged. She’s out. She was logged. Yeah, you forwarded her right into the log, bro. I did that on purpose. You quit on me? I quit on you. Dang. All right, Mikayla. Oh, my gosh. You see what’s at stake here? I do. Now, Rhett got two across. You’re my only hope. Oh, God. Posture. Posture? Ready, set, go. Forward, right, right, right, back. You’re right over here with me now. Oh, God. I don’t like this. Left. Well, let’s just start over. I mean, you’re not even on the board yet. I can tell. Here we go. What are we doing? Forward twice, and a third time. Forward. Oh, my gosh. Stand up straight, girl. Oh, my gosh. She almost got trucked, man. Stand up, frog. Mikayla, I like your technique. The tiptoe. We gotta get across. Okay. All right. Right, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward. Sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint. What? What is she doing? I said go all the way. Did she make it? I think she made it. She made it. You gave a lot of forwards. What was this? She just slowed down. She slowed down, but I think technically she made it. Okay, We’ve done it. We made it. Oh, my gosh. Feels like we need to take it up a notch. Feels like you need to frog it up a notch. Hey, there’s an election coming up this fall, and we have created a one stop shop for you to check your voter registration, to register, to vote, to look at what the candidates are saying about the issues that you care about. It’s all in one place, and it is votelikeabeast. com votelikeabeast. com. Forward. Okay, you are dressed as frogs because it is your turn to be frogs. And, Rhett, since you had the fastest time in your round, you got to pick the crew member who will be guiding you through the course. Your choice was Davin. Yep. Why? Hold on. Like you are expressing doubt in Davin? No, no, no, no. I was just. I’m happy about it. I chose Davin because he has experience as a professional TV game contestant. You ever hear of Wheel of Fortune? Sound reasoning. Sound reasoning. Link, you chose Mikayla, who very publicly dislikes you. And. No, no, no, no. Okay. Mikayla very publicly likes the idea of telling me what to do, specifically where to go. Okay. Okay. Good point. All right, so in this round, if you crash into objects, you just go back to the start, and if you catch the fly. What? In this round. What? There’s a fly? You’ll get a time bonus. The fastest time will win two points. Rhett, you’re gonna go first, so go ahead and turn around, put your blindfolds on, and then, Davin, you can come out to play. Let’s power on Okay, right here. In frog suit. We’re gonna solve this puzzle. Yes, we are. In less than a minute, okay? You’re ready for this. Don’t be too cocky. I mean, you did amazing at Wheel of Fortune. Set, go. Okay, wait, wait. There’s a car coming through. Okay, here we go. Forward, forward, forward. Forward, forward. Rhett, forward, left. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Come back, Rhett, you’re dead. Come back. He’s in the log. Come back. He’s in the log. Rhett, I think you need to restart from the beginning. Yeah. He hit the log. What happened, Davin? You waited too long. You waited a second too long. Okay, here we go. Forward, forward, forward. Oh, my gosh. Forward. One more. There we go. Stop, stop. Right, right, right, forward. And stay there. Forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward. Time Done. Wow, that was. That was pretty intense, Davin. Forward, forward, forward. Dial it down a notch, Davin. I hope it’s under a minute. Okay, Link, you’re up. I feel good. I feel real good. Okey dokey. All right, Link, don’t embarrass me. How do I look? You look great. You look great. Okay, I gotta get my frog hands in there. Get your frogs hands in. Posture. Straighten up. Okay. Ready, set, go. Forward, forward, forward, forward, forward. It was close. Look, I wanna get. I wanna get the. Bigger steps. The fly. Yeah, we’re gonna get the fly, but I need you to take bigger steps, too. You’re not gonna do a me. Bigger steps, okay. Oh, what? You already? No. Forward, right, right. What? Come back, come back. Mikayla. Go backwards. Come back. Get out of my car. All right. Come back. Oh, that was ugly. Okay, let’s do this again. Forward, forward, forward. Freeze. Back a little bit. Okay, freeze. Freeze. Where’s the fly? Okay. I want that fly. I do, too. Forward, left, left, forward, right, back, forward, forward. Yes, I got him. I got him. I got him. Stop! Move back. Move back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Now go back to the beginning. Go back to the beginning, man. But I got more time. Okay. Come here. How much time? We don’t even know. You’re over there? Yes. You have to start over. You weren’t listening. Oh, God. Can I get the fly again? You better hit that fly again. Need the fly again. She don’t even know which direction. Okay. Forward, right, forward, forward, forward. Freeze, freeze. We’ll let it slide. We’ll let it slide. Give me that fly. Forward, left, forward, forward, right, right, right, forward forward. Got him. Forward. I got him. Forward! Go forward. There we go. Yes! They ain’t seen this celebration. Okay. Well, you know, it was just really. It was hard to tell, but, Rhett, I think you won. And you get to record your high score on the human Frogger scoreboard. Wow, look at that. Oh, gosh. I didn’t even know we had a scoreboard. Oh, my God. Look at that. Is that good? You’re the top of the score. 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