Today, we’re trying even more of the internet’s worst food crimes. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The internet can be a wonderful place. Any example of this is currently evading me, but I know there’s gotta be something. Oh, videos where two animals of different species cuddle. Those are good. Okay. Yeah. But also, the internet can be a terrible place where people make disgusting foods and post them online for our kitcheneers to recreate and then feed to us. We wish you would stop doing that. It’s time for Food Crimes. Don’t Cook The Crime If You Can’t Do The Time. Okay, sluts, in front of you are some very disgusting steaks thought up by some absolute criminals on the internet. Steak twice deep fried and coated in popcorn and wagyu, cooked in chocolate. But instead of guessing which of these dishes the Mythical Beasts voted as the worst, today, in honor of Father’s Day, we asked your very own fathers which of these crimes was worse. This round, you’ll be trying to guess which one Rhett’s dad, Jim, thought. And points escalate. So, you know the drill. Let’s check out the first steak monstrosity from the Stewart twins on TikTok. Lower your steak into some hot oil. Let it cook for one to two minutes. Okay, this looks done. Just deep frying the steak. Yeah, and making popcorn. Yeah, we know about popcorn. Dump it right into your bowl. Just mix in all those seasonings. So, you can? You can mix up kernels. Add it to your seasoned flour. You can. You can mix up whatever you want to, Link. There are no mixing rules. Make sure all the sides are coated in the popcorn as well. These are gonna sizzle up real quick. Melted butter, sriracha mayo. Okay. All right. This is weird. Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten? Okay. We’ll be the judge of that. It’s weird. It’s not crazy. And, yeah, I do think we should eat it with our hands. That’s a good call. It’s like popcorn. You put a little bit of green on it. That’s nice. And you eat. You pop it in your mouth. It tastes good. It tastes really good. It’s like. Seems like a Chinese dish. I mean, the corniness of it. It’s weird. I like it. Yeah, it’s. There’s not anything particularly off putting about it. I like it too much, actually. And there’s no pudding at all. That’s pretty good. This ribeye was just cooked in chocolate, though? Let’s see. Yeah, let’s take a look. This is from the Food Dudes on TikTok. We’re gonna go this way. So very gently place it in the chocolate. You wanna just kinda submerge it. Okay. No. No way. Into the chocolatey grave. Okay. We’re not falling for this. Three dollars in chocolate, Hundred and fifty dollars in meat. Yeah, this is BS, man. In one minute, we’re gonna go ahead and flip it. Maybe it tastes good. Oh, man. Don’t worry about the black stuff. That’s just the chocolate on there. Yeah. Okay. Well, I am worried about that. Here’s the thing. I watch these videos, and sometimes I don’t know what, it’s called, what do you call it? Rage baiting. What do you? Outrage baiting? Where they’re doing this on purpose so that people will comment that you’re a moron just to get the engagement. I think taking the most expensive cut of meat and doing this to it? That is strange. That is not good. It’s not working. It’s not complimentary. My dad knows his steak. How does he like his steak? Medium rare. New York strip, medium rare. Okay. It seems like the less. Not in chocolate. You want a steak cooked, the more that you appreciate steak. That’s what. Because that’s true. As an outsider. Okay, so you’re each voting what you think Jim thought was the worst crime. The crime. So, you’re definitely saying this. That’s where you seem to be going. Yes. But. I heard you counting, Stevie. Yeah, I do think that that was. I’m having another piece of popcorn. I agree. I just think that he thought this was stupid. Okay, let’s see what Jim had to say. The worst is popcorn steak, because there’s no way chocolate on Wagyu ain’t great. So it’s not, I wouldn’t like the popcorn steak. I might. There’s no way it’s as good as chocolate on Wagyu steak. Your dad. It wasn’t good, Jim. Yeah, way dad. Not no way, way. It was way not good. Okay. He said there was no way. Hey, did you, did you just have an erosion of faith in your father? Well, this is weird. It’s like a role reversal. Now I’m disappointed in my dad. Having to deal with that. Maybe he’ll bounce back. Just eat another one of these. I already did. Okay. I’ve already had two. Yeah, these are good. For our next dish, mashup, we have Peeps hot dogs versus Jager hot dogs. The Peeps hot dog was posted by Reddit user I farted four twenty-two, who said this Peeps hot dog deserves five years in jail. But this picture did not exist anywhere else on the internet. So where’d it come from I farted four twenty-two? And then how do you? Eat it? I think it stays together. I don’t think it does. Mine does. Well, when you. Like a bun. When you hold it like it’s. I mean, I’m kind of intrigued by this. I’m intrigued. I got one whole Peep with my wiener. I got half a Peep with a whole wiener. That just does not go together, man. It’s actually. Mustard in a Peep is horrible. It’s not as off putting as I thought it was going to be. The hot dog is the only thing saving this. It’s not as good as a hot dog, that’s for sure. Now explain this other one. The Jaeger hot dogs are from Tipsy Bartender on YouTube who soaked the dogs in Jaeger for a few hours and then fried them and stands by the creation. They smell so strong. Jaeger’s not good, right? Jaeger starts with a J, right? “Jes”, “jes”. That’s all I know about Jaeger. Is it the one with the, with the antlered buck on it? Oh, God. Oh, my God. What? Is it bad? It makes the Peep dog taste like heaven. I can’t finish it. You, like, took a bite that was half of the entire hot dog, too. Yeah, because I want to eat it like I do a regular dog. I’m coming back to Peeps, man. Now for this. Liquor tastes like medicine. You are guessing what Charles thought was the bigger crime. Once you really get into the hot dog. It’s like if a hot dog was made with cough syrup. And I don’t know that you would know that it was bad by watching that video. This just looks like. Did Charles know that the guy who submitted this was I farted for twenty-two? I don’t believe so. See? You lost faith in your dad. Am I about to lose faith in my dad? There’s more on the line here. Because, I mean, me and my dad have a podcast together. If this drives a wedge in between us, what’s gonna happen to our proprietary podcast? That’s true. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach. I’m sure he probably plugged it. So you? I didn’t say anything. Are we. Do we want a three, two, one? Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Okay. Which one my dad hated the worst. Thought was the bigger food crime. Yes. Three, two, one. Just because of the Peeps. But he knows what Jaeger tastes like. I can guarantee that. Okay. Because if I knew, I wouldn’t have looked forward to that. Can we talk about the three, two, one. Like, you know. Yeah. Link’s not abiding by it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Are we locked in? Okay, let’s see what Charles had to say. I think the Peeps hot dog is the biggest crime of anything that we’ve seen that you could screw a hot dog up with. Because messing a good hot dog up with me is almost like causing a felony. So, don’t be messing hot dogs up with peeps and mustard, and just cause you cooked them a little bit. I don’t want anything to do with screwing up a good hot dog with Peeps and just disregard these Peeps hot dogs. I mean, he covered it from every angle. The man loves hot dogs and he doesn’t want anybody to denigrate. To screw it up with Peeps. Mustard and with Peeps. But what dad didn’t know was that the real screw was, is the Jager. Yeah. You want a real screw, Charles? Try that. Oh, did my stylish pin catch your eye? This is a super cool pin. It’s part of our Pin of the Month collection. It’s modeled after our shuffleboard board. And look. You can play. It goes to the same place every time. You bounce it off the wall. It’s got a built in bank shot. There it goes. If you want this thing, it’s going to be available Monday, June seventeenth. So, this upcoming Monday, it’s only going to be available at mythical. com for twenty-four hours that day. So, mark your calendars now so you can grab this thing. You can wear it any way you want really. Yeah. You really can. You really can. You really can. Okay, this round is all about Oreos. First up, we have bacon wrapped Oreos from the recipe website, familycookierecipes. com this comes from Jessica and Nellie, and it actually sounded good to some of us here. But this creation has been posted on r/foodcrimes and made multiple appearances on r/stupidfood as well. Just a few of the negative comments included. I love bacon. I love Oreos. I think this is disgusting. I think I have to throw up, and I’m calling the police. Okay, but you don’t know. You don’t know. You’re just imagining scenarios in your head and then writing things on the internet. Do we want to try it? We’re doing it. But what happened to that one that you’re grabbing? It got squished. It got hugged very tightly. It really just smushed it. I think it’s, if you wrap them and then bake them, the constriction of the bacon, like a boa constrictor, squeezes and asphyxiates the Oreo. Am I right, Vee? Must be. I mean, I bet it’s gonna be good. It’s gonna be good. Chocolatey, bacony, salty, sweet. It’s great. Sweet and savory. Pretty gate. Pretty gate. Okay, we have another sweet and savory, pairing on the other side. It’s Oreo with beans in the middle, made infamous by a popular meme on Twitter from Azzamidd one, two, three asking, what’s up, babe? You’ve barely touched your beans on Oreo. Now, listen, I’m a bean guy. It’s been well established. What in the world? People send me this bull crap all the time. Just because you like beans doesn’t mean you think that you want beans in everything. This doesn’t look appetizing to me. Okay? But I will eat it. Not good. Not bad, though. Chocolate covers a world of hurt. But it’s not. That’s not really hurt. Enhancing either thing. Yeah. In the way that this is. This is in. So, is your dad gonna restore faith in your, in you, son? Yeah, my dad. Oh, you’re gonna? Would never in a million years think that this was worse than that. He definitely is gonna say that the beans are worse. He’s a man of principles. You’re also, like. You’re competing against each other. And so when you say things like, my dad would never say that. Yeah, but I was just wrong. But you’re saying. I don’t listen to him. Okay. Stevie. Three, two, one. So I’m actually. What? You think that? Yep. That is what we said, but I’m changing. It has to be this. It doesn’t have to be anything. This has to be the crime. It doesn’t have to be anything. Okay, Jim, what did you think? Again, this seems to be a no brainer. I love Oreos. Therefore, I’m going with the worst being beans on Oreos, because I ain’t crazy about beans, but I do like Oreos. And everybody knows bacon makes everything better. Oh, see, he watched our Denny’s commercial from way back in the day. No, he didn’t. Bacon makes it better. Bacon makes it better. We have about, like, a forty-five minutes check in, like, every couple of days, me and my dad. Just kind. Sometimes I’m just doing things, and I’ve just got my dad on Facetime. Just constantly checking in, talking about our commercials from ten years ago, all kinds of things. He knows everything about me. I was psyching you out. You can make it a podcast. Yeah. Well, we’re thinking about it. I mean, look at the. Look at that decor in that. I mean, your dad lives in a palace. That ceiling is very expensive. He lives in a palace, with plates on the wall? Yeah, we have plates. But he doesn’t like beans. They have so many plates, they had to start putting them on the wall. How does bean boy feel that bean boy’s dad doesn’t like beans? I didn’t like beans with Oreos either. It’s fine. No, you didn’t. We have our. McLaughlin’s have principles. Good. For our last round, we have some sweet and salty surprises. First up, Cap’n Crunch Berries chicken. Posted by Redditor Maleficent Drawer Nine Forty, who claims they were told to post their creation in r/foodcrimes. Okay. All I have is a spoon and a knife, so. I’ll see. I have a fork here. No, no, no. Listen. I think it’s probably part of it. I think. I think I’m supposed to spoon it in to my. Hey, hey. Don’t give me a fork. I was doing something. I actually thought this was, like, a fish. I thought it was steak. Because it turned so hot. I mean, you can have sweet glazes on chicken all the way, you know, but. But this one doesn’t work. This is not. This is not coming together. It tastes like a little bit like fruitcake somehow contaminated your. I know. It’s weird. It’s bad. I mean, I do applaud the experimentation, Maleficent Drawer Nine Forty. Going for it. You know? Giving it a shot. But that. Next time, don’t put it on a paper plate, though. Like, let us at least believe that you care. Yeah. See how we do it? Nice, dark. You hear that plate? That’s a plate my parents would put on the wall. Ceramic. No paper plates on the walls in our house. On the other side, we have someone’s movie theater special, popcorn mixed with Cookie Dough Bites and relish. You had me at popcorn mixed with Cookie Dough Bites. This is. And then you caused me to question everything with your sweet relish. Is this trolling? You’d be digging into this in the movies? It is my dad’s turn, right? Yep. Yep. I don’t know what his sensitivity to trolling is. I mean. I think that both of our dads would just assume that whoever, whatever they’re experiencing, I get to do it like they would in the movie, is somebody’s taking it seriously. In other words, no sensitivity to trolling. Never in my life. And I’ve tasted so many things. So many. Has it been such a negative pairing. I mean, just the relish and the popcorn, not great. Just the relish and the Cookie Dough. Horrible. Yeah, it’s amazing how the Cookie Dough doesn’t even work with it. Because, like, a chocolate and caramel corn work, but something about the Cookie Dough doesn’t. The relish really throws it off. Oh, my gosh. The relish. These are both legitimate food crimes. Time should be done for each of these. And we’re tied, so. So, let’s really commit to the three, two, one. On our three, two, one. You can’t change unless we both go for the same one and one, and the other person wants to change. Okay, well, it seems like there’s a good chance of that happening. Well, I bet you there’s a fifty percent chance of that happening. Three, two, one. Nope. See? So, were you faking me out? Because you started to go over there. I think that my dad, he’s got chicken opinions. Oh, he’s got chicken opinions? Why didn’t you say something? He’s got chicken opinions, and he’s kind of like, don’t mess with his hot dogs. Don’t mess with his chicken. That’s a good thought. Yep. That sounds logical. Okay, Charles, it all comes down to this. I think he could think this is okay. Well, the reason I think this is the worst thing with the relish and chocolate and popcorn is because who in the world can put relish and chocolate together and think, that would be good? Now, you might put some chocolate and popcorn together, and that would be good. But you can’t put relish with popcorn and chocolate because that cannot taste good. And I ain’t crazy about relish anyway. I don’t even put it on my hot dogs. So that’s the reason I don’t like what this concoction is, is because relish and chocolate and popcorn just do not go together. So do you? Okay, just two questions. Okay. So question one is. Sorry, Dad. Do you think that he thinks we’re gonna edit it? And question two is, he’s like, I’ll give them a lot, and they’ll take the best parts. Or the question, two, is, how would you spell the way he says good? Like what? Like, show, like, just phonetically. First of all, just say it. How does he say it? Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. There’s, like, a new vowel. Good. He’s invented a new vowel. G-U-H-U-D. G-U-H. Good. G-U-H-U-D? Yeah. Good? Yeah. Okay. I’ll take that. I’ll take that. But, Link, you were wrong, man. I’m sorry, Dad. You don’t like relish. I should have known it. I thought you had chicken opinions. Yeah, you should talk more. Well, you lose the whole game, Link, which means that you have to eat a very special food crime created by the Mythical kitcheneers in Good Mythical More. 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