How many balloons does it take to make a baby float? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Summer. Please welcome the singer of the new hit single, Woman Up, author of the humorous and heartfelt book I Curse You With Joy, and all around movie star, it’s Tiffany Haddish. Give us one of these. There you go. Double shake. I thought you wanted a little move, like. You know? Tiffany Haddish is here. We got the new dance. All right, Tiffany, do you ever find yourself thinking something like, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll, Tootsie Pop? Estimating? Not really. No. Okay. Really? I got other things to worry about in life than how many licks it takes. I mean. Well, it’s six hundred and seventy-two. We did it. Are you sure? What about how many? Y’all got little tongues. Six hundred and seventy-two. I probably could get it done in a hundred licks. Oh, really? Your tongue is that powerful? All right, what about how many toes a three toed sloth has? No, I ain’t never thought about that. Because I don’t really associate with sloths. I try to. Me neither. You know, let them live their life, and I live mine. Yep. Well, somewhere between two and four. Okay, cool. Today we’re going to put our powers of estimation to the test. It’s time for Highly Questionable Behavior with Tiffany Haddish. And we know I got that. Questionable. Yeah. Okay, boys and girl, today you’ll be guessing the outcome of Mythical experiments designed to answer some of your dumb questions. The overall winner of the game will get booped on the nose by Tiffany Haddish. Oh, you a good booper? Don’t, don’t, don’t. Don’t pre-award us now. No, I won’t. I mean, I’ve learned my lesson with, don’t give men awards early. Make them work for it. Well, you already gave me an award today because you’re the first guest to ever make me list all the curse words we’re not allowed to say on the show. The first question. How many helium balloons will it take to lift Baby Secret holding their favorite hit single completely off the ground? Did this doll just say she got a wet spot? I don’t think so, but that’s scarier than whatever she did say. She. No, I don’t know how to eat it, nasty. It sounds like she said, I know how to eat it. No, no, I don’t. I don’t. I’m successful. Baby Secrets got some dirty secrets. I wasn’t even thinking about dirty stuff. I thought she was talking about, like, eat words or eat something like that. Okay, but you know what? You a married man, so you probably do nasty stuff. No comment. Did you say make Baby Secret lift off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lift off the ground. And you have whiteboards in front of you. You’re gonna each guess on your. You wanna hold her? To get a boop on the nose. This is, okay. We might have needed that. I don’t want to block Tiffany’s face. But now I don’t know how much weight. That’s right. And you got to do it. Okay. She’s about a good five pounds. This is your place to work. What kind of helium is this? Is this helium from Walmart or from, like, an actual helium location store? Is this Great Value helium, or is this just helium? Okay. It makes a difference. I’m really surprised that, I just want to see this happen. I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know what’s happening in my brain right now. All right, I have my number. I have my number. Okay. I think it’s sixty-two. It’s a heavy little child. I said it was twenty-eight. Tiffany? Thirty-five. Right in the middle. A little closer to Rhett. All right, fine. You guys can underestimate all you want. Let’s take a look. Okay, well, that’s one. This is gonna take a while. How many balloons is it gonna take to get this little woman up? Lucas is having fun doing this, it looks like. Is she even? She’s not budging at all at five. No. Yeah, fifteen. We’re getting close to twenty. Oh, gosh. Yeah, they ain’t. Twenty-eight is not gonna do it, Rhett. Oh, thirty-five. Now, we’re at your number, Tiffany. Fifty-five. See? Oh, no. She’s not moving. Seventy-five. Boom. We know Link one, but we’re still. Oh, my goodness. Not even anywhere close. She’s just laying there. This is crazy. It’s gonna be four hundred balloons. Look at this. Look at this. Look at her. Look at her go. Look at her go. Oh, that little demon baby’s levitating. One seventy, and five hours. Are you serious? Was it really five hours? I knew it. I knew it. I was the closest. Yeah, you were. I was the closest. Yeah, but you went over. But I was the closest. You can’t go over. I’m closer than both of you. Lucas, did that really take five hours? It really took five hours. So how much money did you make? Yeah, let’s do. Let’s do that math. Got paid to tie balloons to a doll. I mean, you ever seen that on any other shows? This is original. All right, what’s next? Okay, next up, Mad Dog Lucas tied a bag to twenty helium balloons and then began filling that bag with Peeps. Here’s the bag. A balloon. Okay, Rhett, you want to touch the balloon? Oh, yeah. This is less, a lot less than I thought. So the question is, how many Peeps will it take to bring the bag to the ground? Twenty balloons with the bag on the end. Start putting Peeps in. Twenty balloons. Twenty balloons. Peeps, Peeps, Peeps, Peeps, Peeps. This is hard. All right. Okay. How many Peeps come in a bag? Two hundred and sixty-seven? Okay, what did you think? They’re marshmallows. Fifty. Ooh, I said fifty-four. So we are in tight contention here. Because they are, it’s full of sugar. Sugar’s heavy. Okay, so let’s see what happened. One Peep in the Peep bag. Not gonna do it. Second Peep in the bag. Third, Peep in the Peep bag. It is getting slower. Fourth one. Yellow number five. Did I overshoot it? Yeah, we might. Oh, yeah, I think, I think I’m so far off. Six. It’s gonna be like thirty-five Peeps. It might be like twenty. Number eight going in the sack. Oh, he said, well, he’s gonna be like ten. Nah, it’s gonna be like fifteen. Whatever it is, you’re gonna win, Tiffany. Oh, my goodness, just nine Peeps? Nine. You were the lowest. Lucas was so enthused. Oh, no, mine was actually two point six seven. No, Tiffany took that one. Yeah, Tiffany, you got that one fair and square. Nine. I don’t know what it is you’re writing there. No, I won that one. All right, let’s do another. Okay, this one’s a little different because Rhett and Link had been placed atop a sheet of ice just above a vat of boiling acid. And, oh, no, there are torches ready to melt the ice. You see in that? You see what I’m saying? Yeah. And when you do go into that vat of acid, you will die a painful death. And the question is, how long will it take for the ice to melt away enough to send you both down that acid road. Okay, Tiffany, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna play with us a little bit? I would be honored. Hey, what’s going on, man? Not too much. What’s going on with you? Shucks, I’m ready to play some games. I love games. Hey, alright, first game. What? What’s the first game? What’s the first game? First game. What is it? What is it? Okay, okay, first game, quiet game and stare at each other. I’m really good at that game. I love how I say shucks. Shucks. Shucks. I thought that you were gonna get them to call each other the curse word that I told you was okay for you to call them. Nah, I kinda like these guys. Thank you, Tiffany. She’s with us now. Here’s how thick the ice is for anybody who wants to play with that. Do you want to play with this, too? Because we’re kindred spirits. This feels like cheating, but we’re all here, I guess. Okay. Okay, I know what it is. I’m going to answer it. And now you’re going to be drinking that. I know. It’s clean ice. Did it cool it down a little bit? I guess this is in minutes. Could be seconds. That’s a hint. Could be anything. Oh, you know what would be helpful, though, as you guess, because there’s one thing that was missing from this round, which was, like, that balloon theme. So let’s bring in. You can just hold these because that’ll be thematically that’s better for us. So while you’re writing. Yeah, there you go. Thumbnail. All right, y’all got your guesses? I got it. I think twenty-four seconds. Okay, Tiffany? I think one minute and thirty seconds, because they didn’t specify if it’s the whole block of ice or just a part of the ice. I said fifty-six. So we basically are kind of. Running the gamut. Yeah, we’re spreading them out here. Okay. All right, let’s see. Okay. Come on, ice. Twenty-four seconds. Come on, ice. Melt. Oh, we’re about to pass by your number Link. It looks like. Oh, we’re past twenty-four. Oh, come on. You’re on fire. Come on, faster. You’re burning, dude. Faster, faster, faster, faster. You’re melting. Oh, shucks. Come on. Come on, fall. Oh, Tiffany, you’re looking good now. You’re burning, dude. Oh, there he goes. But I gotta go, too, right? Yeah. You’re holding on tight. Oh, yeah, I’m right there. Yeah, right there… That’s right, daddy. I’m on like an ice bridge. Get in that water, next two seconds. Yes. Now, now. Dang! You were one second off. One second! What? That was crazy. Tiffany. You should get extra points for that. Yeah. Within one second. So now, I’m gonna invite you to play with these versions of us. Hey, man, what happened to you? Shucks. I went on a date with that girl from the club. Oh, I see. You must have dated her too, little. Yeah, yeah, I gave her. Yeah, I put my foot in it. Okay. All right. Well. Okay. I’ll take these back now. It was quite a night. It was quite a night. Okay, it is your turn to physically conduct the experience. You see that bike pump over in that multi area? Yeah. And that balloon, or you’re gonna be guessing how many pumps from a bike pump it will take to burst the balloon. So, you have to make your guesses first, and you have to nominate one of y’all to go over there and actually pump it. Okay. And maybe that will determine how many you think will, it’ll take. I don’t know. You might want to nominate the person first. Who’s a good pumper? I mean, I’ve pumped plenty of times. So have I, but, Tiffany, do you want to? Do you want to do the honors? And we’re not going to. Don’t make Tiffany pump. You want to? I want to watch you both pump at the same time. All right. We’ll allow that. Yeah. It’s a double pump situation. We’re going to double pump it? Yeah, double pump it. All right, let’s put our. I got my guess down. No one’s going to be here with you because we’re both going to be over there. Perfect. Then it’s my show. How many pumps? Now, that’s a tall pumper. I haven’t had a good showing today. I haven’t won any. I mean. All right, so what’s your guess? Nineteen. Oh, gosh. I guessed nineteen. So. Fifteen pumps. You’re below us. So it’s us versus Tiffany in this one. You want to change your number? You can go twenty. Yeah, I’m gonna change it to twenty. Maybe you should let me change it to twenty. I’ll change it to twenty if you let me. I’m not gonna let you. Okay. I’ll keep it at nineteen. All right. All right. It’s your show, and if you get lonely. Welcome to the Tiffany Haddish plays with damaged men show. Hi, I’m a damaged man. How do you want us to? Is it like a side by side? Yeah, side by side. Yeah. One on one side. One on. Ghost style. Really. Ghost pumps? Okay. I was thinking y’all stand shoulder to shoulder. Is this what you was asking? No, I was thinking y’all stand shoulder to shoulder and y’all use y’all hand. One hand on each side of the pump, and pump. Yeah, yeah. So you don’t prefer what I’m doing? No, I don’t like that. What about this? I mean, we can be on either side of it. No, one on one side. Yeah, like that. Okay. Yeah. Here we go. One. Oh, no. Two. Three. Four, five. Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Thirty-four, thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight. Forty-nine, fifty. Hold on. Keep pumping, daddy. I like it. Fifty-one, fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty-four, fifty-five, fifty-six. Fifty-six. You should have let me changed it. I got it. I got it. That’s crazy how life works like that. I just knew it was gonna be fifty-six. Hold on. Is that. That’s how life works? Yeah, life works like that. Who got that? We? No one. I mean, you both had nineteen and that was the closest. So, we get a half points. Yeah. You guys won. We beat you. That’s quite a. Are you okay? That looked, like physically challenging. It usually doesn’t take that long. I think I hurt my wrist. What’s next? Well, we’re staying on the physically challenging theme here. Davin, I suppose he’s known around the office for jumping over stuff. They call him knees in the streets. What is he in the sheets? So the question is, how many cereal boxes can Davin jump over? Okay. What’s his method of jumping? Is this a? One leg, two legs? Standing together and jumping over? Yep. Yep. Like that. No running approach? But he’s using the aid of a balloon. He’s gonna have serious hang time. And now this is the last question. So you know the game’s. The game’s on the line. Your lips are moving and your eyes are. Are your eyes closed? No, they’re open. They’re just squinted. They were squinted. I was, like, basically measuring up. And most people jump four to four to five inches higher than their knees. How do you know that? Because I used to do high jump. What? Yeah. If you got strong. Can you give me a three sixty turn, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got a good shelf, so. Good shelf? Yeah, yeah. He gonna get a. He probably gets a really high incline. He probably gets a good incline, because he got a good shelf. So. What’s your number then? I’m gonna say my number, because I believe it’s twenty-eight boxes total. I’m gonna say my number is. Twenty-five. Fifteen. Seventeen. Okay. Yeah. You think highly of Davin. Let’s He’s got a good shelf. He was on Wheel of Fortune once. Shall we? Should we start with three? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I change my answer? Wait. Never mind. Nope. Can’t change it. Never mind. No. No. Totally fine. No? Okay, we’re good. Okay, go ahead. Proceed. All right. Now we’re at six. He does have that balloon. That was easy. That was easy. That’s harder than I thought it was gonna be. All right. Yeah. Nine coming in. All right, this is where I think I need to start trying. Twelve. We underestimated. Twelve? I don’t know, Link. Fifteen is. I don’t know. Get a little closer, Davin. Well, I feel like I need a bit of a distance, because I don’t want to knock them over. You’re too far away. I can tell. Too far away. No, you were right. Okay. A little bit of grunt is coming out now. Somebody’s gonna get hurt. It might be Davin. All right, this is my number, fifteen. I believe in you, Davin. Don’t let this be the last one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So, now we just need two more. That’s Rhett’s number. Okay. You think he can do twenty-five? This is crazy. I didn’t even know I could do this. You got good shelf, man. You got good shelf. You can do anything. You can do this, Davin! Oh, okay. You can do this. You got this. Look at him. He’s nervous. Boy, look at those shoes. Yes! Okay. All right. I’ve lost. Okay. Okay. So now let’s see. Wow, I’m sweating over here. Well, hold on, I think we need to see twenty-five. Do you wanna do twenty? Can you? Can you do 20? There’s twenty. You can do twenty. There’s no way. You can do twenty. He can do twenty. Yeah. You got this. You got the. You got the hops, man. They call you Tigger in the streets. Come on. Oh, no, it didn’t work. I would ask to see that in slow motion, but that was sad enough already. If I trained him, if I was his coach, he would be jumping over thirty. But you know what? At the end of the day, Tiffany is our winner. You get to boop yourself on the nose. There you go. Hey, make sure to check out Tiffany’s new single, Woman Up, wherever you get your music and pick up her book, I Curse You with Joy, because both are out now. Yeah. And I Curse You with Joy is available on audio. So if you can’t read, you definitely can listen. All right, there you go. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now, Tiffany, you say you know what time it is. You know what time it is. Hi, my name is Albert from Pennsylvania, and this is Baby Secret. I want to tell you about me. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Boy, I thought it was gonna be a real baby for a second. Me, too. Click the top link to watch us race, to figure out complicated parking signs in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s going to land. Go behind the scenes of the Good Mythical Tour with our new documentary available now on the Mythical Society. mythicalsociety.com