Can we find the perfect fit? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Is there anything more satisfying than seeing two items fit together in perfect harmony? Well, yes, there is. Seeing two completely unrelated and random items fitting together in perfect harmony, which is why you gotta love the subreddit known as perfect fit. Oh, I do. This is where people share images of surprising, yet, satisfying, perfect fits. Like this Goldfish fitting snugly in the toddler ear. The toddler ear. Yes. Look at how the Goldfish. I mean, I know it always has the smile, but it’s happy to be in there. This is kind of like when that Orbeez got caught in your ear. You know? Or was that a little too good of a perfect? Traumatized. How about this cheesy bread from Little Caesars fitting right into a car console. Nice. Look at that. That is beautiful. And look how perfectly that Diet Coke fits in. I mean, I think I would have a problem if I own this car. I’d be constantly eating the cheesy bread. Yeah, seeing all these modern day miracles got us thinking. Is there a perfect game to be made out of these perfect fits? Its time for Survival of the Fitting Things In Things, Guys. Thats Us. Welcome to the Fit Pit Zone. Okay, boys, today you’re working together to find as many perfect fits as possible. In order to grab a prize in the end, you need to win two of the three rounds. First, hidden in your bins are six items total, which come together to make three perfect fits. But there are also plenty of decoys. Without leaving your stations, you need to find the three pairs of items that fit together. Once your time is up, you’ll bring your items to the center of the Fit Pit to see if you’re right. If you get two out of the three perfect fits, you win the round. Does that all track for you? Yeah, I think so. Okay, your time starts now. All righty. Link, I’ve got three different bottles. I’ve got. I’ve got a can. Oh, I’ve got all types of cups, homie. I’ve got baby secret. Not gonna take her out. Yeah, I don’t, I don’t think she’s gonna do anything. Oh, look at that. See? I got M&M’s. I think we’ve got a really good, hold on. Do it in, like, an order. Round objects over here. I’ve got small packaged foods like Altoids and different things. I have three balls. I have a big, fat Sharpie. I got a box of tissue. I destroyed it. Oh, man. These are round I bet they could go right. Yes. I can do my own, my own little thing. So, hey, Link, actually, that might teach us something. Do you think that this bowling pin would go directly in your big protein thing? That’d be satisfying, wouldn’t it? I think the fattest part wouldn’t go through. Hold on. Hold your. Hold it up like this. Now put a circle around it, like this. Do that. Now send that to me like a smoke ring. That’s a perfect fit. That’s it. That’s one of them. That’s one of them. We’re thinking this is one of them. That’s going in there. Okay. All right. Gentlemen, I believe you both have dropped items. I don’t want you to miss them. Rhett, yours is in front of your station. I really want to be able to. Oh, that’s just got my. My wedding photos on it. I’d really love. Hold on. We’re running out of time. Big time. Oh, is it counting up? Oh, crap. It’s counting down. Can I get a ping? Can I get a pingy in your little thermos? In this? Yeah. Let me, let me. Let me send it to you. Perfect. Yes. And. Hold on. Can you get your hose in my paper towels? I don’t think that would be satisfying. Do you have anything square? Yes, yes, yes. This. Hold on. Oh, do you think I can get? Kleenex box? Can I get this in that? No, because. Because of that. And what is that? I broke it. Could this go in that thing? Or what about the whisk going in the? Pringies? No. Y’all, you are really running out of time here. We need to start making some connections. You can put tennis balls inside Pringle cans. Is the time just to choose or actually do, because we ain’t? No, no, to choose. To choose to bring to the pit. But I really would want to put this in. I don’t have anything like that. So right now we’ve got this. A lime, a lemon. What other little things do you have in there, Link? Coke top, poker chips, highlighter. Bottle tops? Yeah. What if you just put a bottle top on one of my bottles? Does that fit? That’s not satisfying. It’s not satisfying. Can I get this into your little Advil thing? Is that perfectly round? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. You got anything that can go in there? Okay, choose your three things. You have thirty seconds. Hold on. Do you think? Hold on. Do you think the pills will go into this? Maybe the pills go into this. Or do you think that this goes into the pills? I think the sharp, I think the Sharpie goes into the pill. The aspirin thing. Not a sponsor. And. But all of these are round. I don’t think they would pick three round things for the first round. Four, three, That’s what we’re gonna have to lock in on. We’re gonna have to do that. One, time. All right, let’s start with the least confidence so that we end with something satisfying. Okay. So let’s start with this one. Okay. I’ve got. Hold on. I’ve got an aspirin bottle. I’m gonna put it right there, and then I want you. I’m not gonna force it. I just want you to perfectly. I’m not gonna force it. Don’t force it. Oh, no, no, no. Not gonna force it. That did not fit. Shoot, shoot. Hold on. So what was the other thing we thought that might happen? Do we have, like, a lifeline of lube? What? Lube lifeline. So, you have to get these next two to win this round. All right, we’re most confident in this one. Let’s save it for last. So this was ping pong ball in the thermos. Here we go. Putting that down here now. Okay. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Gosh darn it. No! I hurt myself. What? Hold on. Let me use my Pringle hammer. John Michael Pringle hammer. Gosh, I suck. We hate. Hold on. We’re just. Well, maybe. Well, maybe don’t put the Pringle can down for your next attempt, because you lost that one, too. And technically, you’ve lost the whole round. We have to try it. We have to try the thing we said. All right, here we go. Last attempt. That is a pretty good fit, though. Yeah, look at that. That ain’t coming out. Tight as a drum. All right, let’s get some mass. Link blew me a circle. Come on. I received it, so we know that this is gonna work. Watch this. Yeah, baby. Hold on. You’re gonna break the table. Come on! Man! This is just like my wedding night. So maybe make a. Maybe make a suggestion. Stevie. We need some satisfaction, even though. Okay, so my hint is the Pringles can on Rhett’s side. Okay. Check. No. Come on. Put the Pringle can down. Hold on. That’s probably not it, though. I think maybe a Sprite can will fit in a Pringles can. It’s close to the Sprite can, but it’s not the Sprite can. Get the. Get that. Wow. So you could just go around the party. Is it Pringles? No, it’s my drink. Look at that. That is. That is wild. You want another one? You want me to just tell you one? Yeah, yeah. Let’s go through. You want, yeah, the satisfaction? Okay. The USB that has the photos of. What did you say it had photos of? Your? Also your wedding night? Everything’s about your wedding night? Okay. I’ve already demonstrated. Okay. And then, Link. Do you see on your side some staples? Yeah. Oh, we would have never thought that small. I felt no way, would this be the case. Oh, so staples go around that? Look at that. Did you know that? Yeah, you did. Oh, I broke it. Now that the USB, just. So an average staple is exactly the same size as a USB? Okay. I’m so satisfied right now. What else? There’s a coin. There’s a coin in your stuff and there’s. You find the coin? There’s some plastic water bottle caps. Y’all went with these dinky little things. You’re tricky. Not that satisfying. But now we know. But now we know. A penny goes right in the inner circle. And then one of you should have a toddler. A toddler? I’m just kidding. That was a callback to the intro. And a Goldfish. The toddler ear. I gotta say, it’s not nearly as satisfying when you have to tell us. Okay, this round, you each have your own unique set of seven similar items. Between these two sets, there’s only one possible combination that will result in a perfect fit. There are forty-nine possible pairings. So using only your sense of sight to analyze your items, you have two chances to find that one perfect fit pairing at the Fit Pit at any time of your choosing. No touching is allowed until you’ve made your selection. Same time on the clock. Let’s go. Oh, shoot. So, Link, you have a really good view of the containers. Yeah, I’ve got like a big metal tray, a little metal tray, a plastic lunchroom tray, some sort of, just like a pan. A pan. Don’t be so sad. Now I can’t open this. The poker chip container, the drawer. But you could imagine. And the shoe boxes. So it would be pretty satisfying if the poker chip container perfectly held this. Don’t touch it. This folder holder. They look similar, but the thing that actually stood out to me most is the fact that there’s rounded corners on this white, thing. What do you call? The thing with the holder on top. Clipboard. A clipboard. Clipboard. I knew that. Would that go into the number three tray? I can’t. I mean. The red school lunch tray? Do you feel that? Does that feel? I don’t think it’s wide enough. You think that your tray is bigger than this? Yeah. Yeah. I think that the laptop would satisfyingly snuggle into the top of this metal tray. Really? Yeah. It won’t go to the bottom, but it’ll, like, just go right in the top, and it, because it is rounded on the edges. Can you just, for a moment, just visualize yourself, because this is the size MacBook that we both have. So just think about. I know you don’t use your computer a lot. It feels like this is a computer. Can you just visualize. Check that out. Taking it and putting it in your backpack. Yeah. You’re on the go. Yeah, I could pick that up. And that feels like it’s a laptop. Okay. I’m gonna trust you on this one. But, I mean, if we tried to fit the Mythical Cookbook in something, it would be a great promotional moment. But really, this whole thing is a great promotional moment for the Mythical Cookbook. Because, it really is a great book. I mean, a hundred recipes from the Mythical Kitchen that you can make in your own home. Yes. You can snugly fit them in your mouth. You could probably put it in that drawer, but. So, Link, you want to try? Yes. Laptop. Six C is what we’re going with. So now I touch? Did I sink your battleship? Let’s find out. Here. Okay. Feeling good. I’m feeling good. The closer I get, the better I feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they’re both shiny. Okay. I feel like you need to set it flat, though. Okay, I’ll do that. We did it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We did it. Yep. Perfect fit. The perfect fit, boys. One for one. And now I can even, like, smush it a little bit, and it will never come out. Look at that. It’s like a case. This year’s election is right around the corner, and we want you to register and be prepared to vote at votelikeabeast.com In fact, we want you to register so much that we are prepared to do some outlandish things depending on how many new registrations we get. Yes. If twenty-five thousand of you register through Vote Like a Beast by election day, we’re gonna read more fan fiction. You remember how that went last time? If fifty thousand of you register by election day, we will do a future episode of Naked Foods. Naked. But why stop there? At seventy-five thousand, we’re gonna hook ourselves up to a pregnancy simulator. You’ve been asking for that. We’ll do it. And if we get one hundred thousand new registrations, we’ll eat the hottest pepper in the world, Pepper X. We don’t wanna do that, but we will if we have to. Tell your friends, tell your family. Register to vote at votelikeabeast.com today. votelikeabeast.com As you can see, we can’t. Okay, this is for all the marbles. Rhett, you have been given one single item. And, Link, you have five different items that potentially fit perfectly into Rhett’s item. But, of course, only one actually does. So your goal is to find that singular perfect fit using only your sense of feel and your famously great communication skills. Yeah, we’re great at that. You get one attempt. One attempt only. Call out when you’re ready to make that attempt. Time’s on the clock. Go. Rhett, describe yours first. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So Link, I have. Wow. What feels, okay. It feels like a large piece of hollowed out ham. Okay. Like some sort of meat product. Okay. Hollowed out? It is a hollowed out ham. And inside the hollow, the hollow part of the ham is approximately. It is of rectangular shape. It is approximately two inches deep. Okay. And it is approximately three and a half inches wide. Okay. And it is approximately two inches. What’s another dimension? So, it is a rectangle that is like two by two and a half. Two by three and a half. And then two inches deep. Okay. We’ll come back to that. All right. And it feels like ham. What do I have? Oh, okay. So I’ve got. Okay, I’ve got some sort of candy bar type turd situation happening here. It’s way too long for what you’re describing. Okay. Not enough insertion, or it’s not gonna lay. Because this thing is like, I don’t know, four and a half inches long. It’s like it’s a candy bar. Got it. That’s not gonna happen. Oh, okay. And then this is, this is a VHS tape. Too big. I know people say, be kind, please rewind, but it is Beetlejuice. Oh, one of my favorites. Okay. And then I have a pine cone. Is it? No. Yes. What? But then. Is it cut into a square? No. It’s what you would expect. Circular. Are you sure that there’s angles to the hole of your ham? Oh, yes. There’s angles to the hole of my ham. What was that? Did that move or did I move it? I don’t know. I have no idea, Link. I have been scared by a chicken leg. Fried. A fried chicken leg. Oh, yeah. That’s Ralphs. Is it a cubed chicken leg? No, there’s no angles to it. So. I’m so scared now. All right, so this one’s round two. Well, there’s, this is like a spool of yarns or strings. It’s a kite string spool. Hey, look, mom, there it goes. Okay, hold on. Now that it might, that might fit halfway. You know what I’m saying? Does it carve out at the bottom of the hole? Because it’s. So, if you were to. It’s three and a half inches long. If you were to make a container for a kite spool, you wouldn’t round out the bottom. It would be flat across the top. It would be like a slot that you just stuck it in. Well, it’s three. It’s like two and a half inches long. Two and a half inches long? Maybe three. Three? Okay. Let me get to the last. How wide is it? How wide is the spool? Inch and a half? The diameter of the spool? No, no, how wide? How long is it? No. How wide is it? How wide. Look at. That’s what I’ve been saying. That’s what is like two and a half inches. Two and a half inches. And what’s the diameter of it? Maybe three inches. Thirty seconds. Quarter of an inch. It’s a little smaller than the chicken leg. I really can’t picture what you, since you’ve got that in your hand. I’ll tell you again, I have a slot that is about two inches deep. It is about two inches across, and it is about three inches wide or long. You know what I’m saying? It’s like a two by three. The two by three is a circle. Three. I think we need to go with. It’s either one of these. You have to make a choice. Okay. Two. I’m making a choice, and I’m going with the. Two. Chicken leg! That’s. Okay. That’s interesting choice. All right. They’re both circular, dude. Okay. And it’s all about the length. And the length is almost the same, too. All right, let’s bring it over. Is the same table there? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Ham is in place. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you can take your blindfolds. No, no, we don’t want to. Okay. This is gonna work. Okay. It’s gonna work. Something tells me that it’s not working. Oh, yeah. No, it is. It’s working, baby. Okay. It’s working. I’m gonna take my blindfold off. Look at this. Hey, it fits. Shooky. It was this. It was. No, here, do that. I was hoping you would pick this. I was so close. I wanted you to pick this so bad. I was so close. I mean, this. This is not far from it, though, you know? It really isn’t. Yeah, but, how could this be a perfect fit for something that is, has perfectly straight edges? Do you get? Do you get the? Do you get the phrase, the saying, the pun? Hamstring. Ham on a string. Hamstring. Hamstring. Hamstring. Hamstring. Pulled a hamstring. Now, leg ham is also a thing. You know, the thing is, is that close doesn’t count. And you’ve lost. You’ve lost the game. Well, let’s just watch Beetlejuice. Well. 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