
Which ice cream flavor is the worst? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. We know you’ve been waiting for it. It is time to officially tell you that Good Mythical Evening, our R rated anything goes live stream event is coming back. Mark your calendar and join us on Friday, October twenty-fifth, right before Halloween for this year’s Good Mythical Evening. Sexy. Scary. Stupid. Oh, yes, yes, and yes. All of that. All the way. Better yet, you don’t just have to join the live stream. You can join us on the big screen. We’re so excited to partner with Alamo theaters once again to bring Good Mythical Evening to you in select cities, where you’ll be able to enjoy the evening with fellow Mythical Beasts in person. And we’re going to have some extra special in person surprises. Yeah. So, tickets, more information all over at goodmythicalevening.com, go over there right now. Okay, it’s once again time for Scornhole. And if I’m being honest, this is not my best game. Well, come on, Link. I mean, the Mythical Beasts took the time out of their busy days to vote on things that they think are the worst just so they can watch us have fun and play. It’s not about winning or losing, man. You really believe that? Yeah. I don’t want you to think at all for a second about my six time win streak, okay? Because being the worst at this game is actually perfectly on theme. Yeah. It’s time for Scornhole. Welcome to the scorn heel field. Scorn. Scorn heel zone? Scornhole Field Zone. Scornhole Field Zone. Okay, boys, you’ve got five fast food breakfast burritos in front of you, and you’re gonna guess which one the Mythical Beasts deemed the worst. Each bean bag color corresponds to a different burrito, and the bag representing the worst burrito will be worth the most points. And since Rhett has won six times in a row. Really? We got an advantage for Link and disadvantages for Rhett. Link. I don’t want that green guy. Well, today, there’s no green guy. There’s a backboard. What are you talking about, green guy? In a round of your choosing. A backboard? A backboard, like, you know, in the sport in which there are backboards. Okay. Yes. And if any of Rhett’s bags hit the backboard during that round, they do not count for any points. And then to make things even harder for Rhett, because just giving you a advantage in the past hasn’t worked, one of his throws in every round will have to be done blindfolded. Oh, God. Yes. Listen, man. I approve. Hold on. I’m worried about what might happen to Link’s self image if he doesn’t win at this point, because I spend a lot of time with him. Well, I’ve changed my perspective, like you said. I mean, I’m embodying the worst. Oh, okay. On theme. All right. Can we eat? You may now examine the burritos in front of you. Scorn heel. I never had any of these, but just looking at them, I think that Carl’s Junior. Is the biggest? Looks the best. I like a breakfast burrito that’s more mixed, like, I don’t love a layered burrito. Did you know about the existence of the breakfast burrito at Wendy’s? No. Yeah. Wendy’s is sneaky. Wendy. Wendy’s is sneaky. But people think that everything that Wendy does is good. Is that a? Can you tell me about the egg situation? It’s fried egg. It is not scrambled. Like, it looks like real? It doesn’t look like a? Looks real. Okay. It’s a good breakfast burrito. Yeah, that was tasty. Jack in the Box. Jack, this looks half assed. I mean, it’s just kind of just thrown together. The cheese and the, oh, there’s ham. There’s ham. Sausage. A clump of cheese in the corner. I hate that. You don’t like a cheese corner? Tastes like it’s from Jack in the Box. Del Taco, not a, you know, countrywide thing. This is a west coast thing. Is that just bacon bits? I don’t even know. It’s a scrambled egg. It’s bacon, like, mixed up in orange grease. Is that chorizo? Ill. Oh, yeah, it’s chorizo. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Isn’t that what chorizo is? Bacon mixed up in orange grease, or chorizo. I don’t know. I think it might be. See, now that one looks good. I would not have told you that’s Taco Bell. Taco Bell does that grill mark thing. They got really into that a few years ago. You remember the commercials for that? No. They were so memorable. The bacon is bad. It’s just. It is bacon, though. It’s the saltiest bits of bacon. It’s better than Del Taco. I feel like Carl’s Junior looks the freshest. You think Carl Senior is proud? I think he’s dead. Yeah, I think he was proud. Peppers and onions. Oh, little spice. Spicy. Surprising. I think you might have been right about what you thought looked the best. Rhett has given it three ohs. That is a bit spice. I’ll let you go first so that you. You don’t have to let me. I get one more advantage. Them’s the rules, man. It’s like when my mom wants to. I let you play by the rules. My dad to take out the trash. She says, I’m gonna let you take out the trash. Well, it’s. He’s like, well, I didn’t want to. By the way, Del Taco does not have a chorizo breakfast burrito. According to our. Orange bacon juice. He was right. I was right. It’s just bacon. They have a carne asada one, but I don’t think that would describe what you had. Okay. Just to refresh myself at some point during this whole game, for a whole round. He has a backboard? Yeah. Okay. And then I can pick whatever round I want to go blind on? Oh, no. Every round one of your bags. Which throw, I’m gonna. I’m probably just gonna go blind on the last round. Not last round. The last throw each time. Okay. Okay. Del Taco. They have a confusing ingredient. Some think it’s chorizo. Some think it’s bacon in orange grease. Brand confusion leads to brand delusion. I just made that up. They’re going to teach that in marketing community colleges all over the nation. Okay. It’s the best you could hope for. It’s like you insulted yourself. That does not count. If it touches the ground. I think it’s touching the ground. I’ll verify. It’s touching the ground. It does not count. I think that most people have had the chance to eat the Taco Bell breakfast burrito. Go over there. I’ll let you go over there. You don’t want to see my scorn heel? But I also think that people like to, I’ll say crap on Taco Bell. You know what I’m saying? And it wasn’t a good burrito. So if you have tasted it, I think you’ve learned that it’s not worth liking. Come on, now. Just. Just give it a nice little Archy toss. Oh, you know what would help on that? More arch? A backboard. Okay. All right, so we’re still even. I’m still. I didn’t successfully land a Del Taco bag, so I’m gonna try again. He’s on the board. I am chasing him with Taco Bell. Do I get sideboards? Okay, you’re not wrong, Link about people not liking Taco Bell. Now you’re switching it up? But I didn’t like that Jack in the Box. I feel like if people have tried that, they don’t like it. You talked crap about it. You said it had a cheese corner. All right, close your eyes. But I have to. I’m gonna get set. Okay? I’m just gonna at least get set here to have any sort of a chance. Oh, gosh. It’s echolocation. I’m about to fall over. Hey, man, that looked about as good as my last throw. Where did it go? To the left. Oh, that’s it over there? Okay, for my final toss, I’m still trying to get something on the board. Oh, short. Yes, yes, right. See? Yes, yes, right. It doesn’t feel right. It is right. That’s what I’ve learned. Come on, Taco Bell. You hate it. Out of the five fast food breakfast burritos, in order from least bad to worst, we have Taco Bell for one point, Jack in the Box for two points, Carl’s Junior for three points, Wendy’s for four points, which means the worst fast food breakfast burrito, according to the Mythical Beasts, is Del Taco, the green bags, five points. Dang, if I could have just gotten that other one on the board. Dang it. Next up are the five worst flavors of ice cream according to the Mythical Beasts, which did they decide is the worst of the worst? Rum raisin. Tastes like rum, with some raisin in it. Never had it. It’s not that bad. I mean, it’s not great, but. Yeah. Bubble gum. I see it all the time. Never order it. I can’t imagine why you would want it. Exactly. Well. Because that taste makes me wanna chew but not swallow. What did you do? I did swallow, but I felt so wrong about it. I feel like I’m at the dentist. It’s, like, illicit. I feel like I need to go to confession, and I’m not even Catholic. But are the Mythical Beasts weird enough to think that this is good? I mean, they think. Well, first of all, they all think that these are bad. Yeah. Of all the flavors that were given to them, these are the bottom five. Right. Peppermint. Not like chocolate mint. Peppermint. Distinctly different. Christmasy. Not as good as chocolate chip mint. They’re not bad. Pistachio. I’ll make a choice for this. I made a choice for this probably in the past six weeks. Why don’t you like this? Very nutty. Oh, it’s so good. I mean, but if you don’t like pistachios and you don’t want, like, a cute, green ice cream. Don’t ruin it for me. Then it’s not gonna be that appetizing. I like pistachios, but I don’t like it in my, in my dessert like that. Cotton candy. Already a popular dessert. Right. The way you’ve said each flavor is like angrily questioning. Cotton candy. Pistachio. Peppermint. Well, I do agree with Rhett. I think. He agrees with me. We have too many flavors. You know, we’re reaching too far. We’re trying too hard as an ice cream community. And, it’s just, it’s just a little cringe. You know what I’m saying? Well. Okay. Okay. I thought Rhett was saying, well, it’s confusing your delivery of the flavors. Because pistachio, you’re like pistachio, this shouldn’t be on here, but then everything else should be on there. But then Link agreed with you by saying we have a problem in the ice cream flavor community. That’s right. Keeping you guessing. Okay, great. You’re still going first. I am, Link. I have elected to have the backboard installed. If I hit the backboard at all, my bag doesn’t not count. I like that it’s tall. I wish I would have practiced with it. I have no clue how to interact with this backboard. Instincts, man. Stay away. Bubble gum. Right? I mean, we both thought that it sucked, and it did. Plenty of times, we’re wrong in this game. That was pretty nice. Shoot. Pretty nice. All right. Pretty nice. I need some extra motivation. Can I put my archnemesis in the backboard? KG, is there anything you can do to help me here? There we go. That’s you, Rhett, I just want to. I’m your archnemesis? In this game, you are, son. I’m aiming for you. It’s a backboard. I want to use it. I want to actually bounce off of it into the hole. Because that would be awesome. I think it’ll work. And I’m going to do that with your favorite ice cream on the board, pistachio. So is all of this personal vendetta getting in the way of my competition-ness and is that a word? No. I’m not asking any of these questions. It’s part of your problem. I don’t think that y’all like pistachio. All right, here we go. See that boy’s face there? He’s about to get bonked. Well, you know, I don’t think we could have scripted it any better. I was sort of hoping it was what was going to happen, but I didn’t say it. I didn’t want to speak it into existence. I just. Wow. Just a little bit high. I just. The backboard could have been taller. I mean, it could have been just as tall as it is long. I think people think they don’t like raisins. They wish they were still grapes. Don’t hit the backboard now. Okay. All right. Bubble gum. Bubble gum. Yeah. I’m not voting for bubble gum. I thought you were gonna do a little chant. I’m going for pistachio. Bubble gum, bubble gum. Raisin rum, raisin rum. Give me some, give me some. Hit that boy in the face. I’m still hitting you in the face. Yeah you are. Now I’m getting. I’m not. Here’s what’s happened. Yeah. Tell us, tell us. We made such a big deal about me sucking in this game, and I used to not suck at the game. I just, I barely lost. It was very competitive. Right, it was. Yeah. And then all of this. All of this confusion and, hey, look at this board and think about that, and like, I’ve been distracted. Right. It’s their fault. Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Okay, now I’ve got to go blindfolded. I can’t hit the backboard. Cotton candy, already a candy. Pistachio, I love it. Peppermint, not chocolate mint. Bubble gum, rum raisin. They tend to be the ones that I go back to. I’m going back to bubble gum for my final throw, which shall be a blind throw. Last time I went left, that’s what I was told. Okay. All right. It almost went in the hole that time. Pistachio. I’ve also been told, Link, just, because I said earlier, I said Rhett’s won the last six. But then, because you just did that, like, dance about how you were, you know, it was competitive. I was told, we’ve played this game. You played it thirteen times and you’ve won twice, so. But I’ve been close a lot more than that. He has been close. Okay, I’ll report back with that data in a moment. See, now I’m just trying to hit you on the backboard. Yeah, I could stand there. No, no, no. I can put my booty this way. Hey! See? I did it. It works. Not hard. Pistachio. And see if I’m right about that. I could still win the round. He did not vote pistachio at all. Out of the five ice cream flavors, in order from least bad to worse, we have cotton candy for one point, pistachio for two points, peppermint for three points, bubble gum for four points. Which means the worst ice cream flavor, according to the Mythical Beasts, is rum raisin, red bags, five points. Oh, gosh. Let’s leave the backboard, though. Because I really didn’t utilize it that much, and it could be fun. It could be fun. Last up, we have social media. Which social media platform did the Mythical Beasts say is the worst? We don’t have to taste these. Nope. Twitter, Facebook, this green one. That’s TikTok. LinkedIn, and. Snapchat. The ghost one. Okay. The green one and the ghost one. I did not know that that was. That’s Tik? Oh, yeah. It says it underneath. Yeah. But why is it a? Oh, so it’s a. It’s a music note. Yeah, because of the dancing. I did not know that. Because of the dancing. They need to change that. Link, Would it. I really, at this point, I’m playing for your well-being, okay? So I just want to know. I’m great. Would it hurt your feelings, if I blindfolded myself for every throw in this round? Would that hurt you if I still won? I think it might, yeah. Okay, so you don’t want me to do that? No. Okay. But I want to keep the backboard up. So if you want to do that, you can do it. Okay. We’re keeping the backboard up. I still can’t hit it. You can do it. You can use it as much as you want. Everybody hates. With blindfold. Everybody hates X, but a lot of people are still on it, so they don’t hate it as much as they think that they do. Facebook is ridiculed on a regular basis. Ridiculed. You can’t hate LinkedIn. You’re just either on it, or you’re not. And if you’re on it, maybe you hate that you’re on it. People are starting to hate LinkedIn. Snapchat, I feel like, is just. I’m so out of the loop. I’m just gonna go with the platform that has been ridiculed so much in the past five years. Facebook. That’s a little short. I mean, I gotta go for X here, and I’m gonna. I’m gonna bank it past you and then go in the hole. Oh, good. Okay. You stay on the board. I wasn’t lined up there. All right. Gonna switch it up. One of my throws is going to be X. One of, another one is going to be Facebook. I can’t. TikTok, LinkedIn, Snapchat. I just don’t. I can’t think that those are the bottom two, but I will. Because I’ve got Facebook on the board. I’ll move to X. Maybe I can knock my existing one in the hole. You did. You did. Okay, good, good. Okay. I don’t care. That was Facebook. When X is the one that I really need to be trying to bang past you. What? Did I hit the top of the backboard? It, like, hung on the side of the backboard. Jumped over. How close that is to going in. It’s so close. All right. If you just hit the board, it’s gonna go in. If I hit the board, it’s gonna go in. That’s right. But I gotta be blindfolded. Okay, so you’ve got an X on the board, going back to Facebook. Boy, what’s the strategy here? I think that you’re definitely going to hit the board and knock yours in anyway, so why not just go for it and try to get another one in there while blindfolded? Maybe I’ll knock mine in there. Okay. Short. I love that. Okay, so now the door’s open for me to sink two of these in the hole. Yeah. I think I can do it. Why’s everything going over there? Oh, man. I’m good at other things. You are good at a lot of things. Out of the five social media platforms, in order from least bad to worst, we have TikTok for one point, Twitter slash X for two points, Snapchat for three points, Facebook for four points, which means the worst social media platform, according to Mythical Beasts, is LinkedIn. You knew that. Five points. Yeah, but these are just people who don’t care about LinkedIn, voting for it, not people who hate it. I think it was just weird reasoning. And with a roughly nineteen point deferential Rhett, you win a poem from Corny Grandma. A poem? I mean, who am I to stand in the way of this relationship, you know? Right. That’s really what’s going on. Hello. Hi, Corny Grandma. You got. Do you have a poem? Yeah, but seriously, you got something on your cheek. Ill, what? Roses are red, corn is not. 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