Can we figure out these mystery products before time runs out? Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. Listen, I gotta admit I’m a little nervous today. Well, I just feel like every time we do this figuring out what mystery products do thing, the pressure gets so high and we just, we turn into monsters. Well, you’re right. And how about this? I’ll keep you in check if you keep me in check. And then we’ll make solving all these mystery problems look like it’s nothing. Okay, sounds like a deal. It’s time for. Do you know what that doodad do? Okay, boys, your first mystery product is in front of you under that sheet. On my cue, one of you will go shop at the mythimart to find items necessary to use the product. But be very careful about which items you choose, because every wrong item you grab will cost you 5 seconds on the game clock. If you win three of the rounds today, you’ll receive a special prize at the end. Are you ready? And we’re not nervous. We’re not nervous. Super chill. Oh, what is this?.. Oh, it’s just a product. Yeah. Okay. It’s got some sort of a handle. Ooh, there’s some kind of hose is going to go into that and then it’s a waters. It spoons, it spoots things out. It might be. Yep. Oh, nothing came, huh? Yeah, it did kinda. Yeah. Coming out like for a bunch of hot dogs. Putting ketchup and mustard on hot dogs all the same time. Yeah. Yeah. I think we definitely need a hose, huh? Anybody know where there’s a hose? I’ve got a. That’s not it. This is. I thought you said, I thought you were gonna, I mean, I’m gonna. I’m not gonna get impatient with you. I mean, I thought maybe you had seen a hose because you were like, you went, ha ha. Like you’d seen a hose. Do you see any sort of yarn? You see any condiments? Fishing lure? Eggs. Do you see any kind of condiments? Man, look at this. Yeah, that’s cool. Do you think these go on the nozzles? No. I would have a lot of them… Do you see any sort of liquid or jelly? Dog food. Cat food? More eggs. I’m not panicking. Do you think cracked. Pepper? Water. Water? Yes. You think you hook a water bottle to this? Is there anything in the cooler? Does it. Bananas? Oh, apples and oranges. Oh, very cold. Doesn’t seem like that would be it. Do you think that the water bottle goes on it? I’m starting to have to ramp up the energy. A water bottle’s not gonna fit in there, man What about… massage oil? It’s a smaller bottle. Just splurt out a bunch of massage oil from that thing. Well, that would be interesting, but. So you don’t see anything that could be inserted into this? No. No. What is the little thing that you threw down? Is it. Does it. What type of hose does it pull. Something in… Two minutes. What is that on top of the counter? Link. There’s a bunch of caps. What do you mean, on top of the counter? Link, Link, Link. It can blow up a bunch of balloons at once. What? Blow up a bunch of balls. It can fill a bunch of balloons up with water all at the same time. Do you see balloons? No. Did I say balloons? What was I looking at when I said balloons? I thought you said balloons. I said bottle caps. It can fill a bunch of stuff up together at the same time. 90 seconds. Oh, my gosh, guys. Now that I’m nervous about it, there’s. Play doh, and then there’s… Well, crap, man. There’s nothing that you could hook this up to and fill up? I’m telling you, it’s just water and massage oil. Which one of those do you want? It’s a distributor. Will the water go on to Minus 10 seconds. Okay, both of them are wrong. Why didn’t I actually bring them both over? Both of those are wrong, man. Neither is a big deal. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. All right, you have both touched and mentioned two items that you do need. Of course I have eggs. Oh, you know what? I think I can do a dozen eggs all at the same time. Baby boy. Baby boy. Bring eggs over. Yes. Look… Cause look, what I can do is I can break all these in … at the same time. Less than 30 seconds remained. Yes. And then what? Oh, did you do it? That’s not. I don’t think you’re doing it right, but it did line up with him. Do we need another item? Hey, there’s no problem here. All right, all right, all right. Fishing lure. Signature. 5 4 3 2 1. Food coloring for dying eggs. Easter time. Okay, boys, sorry. I’m sorry, but you were both so chill during that round that you didn’t figure it out. But I do know someone who does know how this works. Lucas, please help us. Oh, you’re coming in here in real life? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Come on. I’m always here. Thought maybe this would have been like. I have to. I need more eggs. There’s another thing eggs. If you fell, swoop, you ruined all of them. So I got. I got an egg guy. Well, hey, that’s actually nice. Bring that over, too. It’s empty. Yeah, there’s… Yeah. So no eggs in here. I’m not prepared for this moment so much. Cause the eggs you broke all at once. I thought we would have them, but basically. I’ll be right back. Lucas is also being very chill this round. I noticed. We’re calm. Just three chill boys. Dude, there was a whole bunch of those things you didn’t tell me. That’s what I told you. Oh, hey, chill out. We’re… so… Okay. Oh. If you take those and we do. Kind of a time swipe. Okay, we’re doing a clockwipe? Yeah, we’re doing a clockwipe All right, now we’re back. Oh, yeah. I got my jar of eggs. Well, that’s not gonna work. Well, I mean, I think we might still be on our clockwipe. Let’s try to do this. Another clock wipe. So you have an empty carton. And you have a full carton. And you go to the grocer and you say, I’ll take all twelve at once. Garcon. Look at that. And then you just walk home. And I can confirm this won’t fall at all. so eggs. But why? So you just moved twelve eggs from one carton to another? A full carton to an empty carton. Because then you have another empty carton for a full carton to fill. I think it’s for people that use the thing in the refrigerator that, like, take their eggs out of the carton and put it in the little fridge thing. I have one of those. Move them around. It’s kind of fun. Look at that. Wow. We almost had it. So useless. But then you can also take it and break all the eggs. We gotta get the rest of the rounds to do it. Yeah, we’re changing up the plan. Going back to plan a. Old school. Yeah, we’re gonna get worked up. Monster mode. time starts now. All right, well, don’t leave yet. Listen. All right, so this is. This looks. What the hell is that? It’s some sort of a bowl that. it has a hole that then goes into the bowl. Look at that. Does it look like for makeup stuff? Why would it be pink? Look at that. I bet it’s for a cat. Because cats don’t like to drink out of normal bananas? maybe. Get that. It doesn’t seem like there’s any. Cat food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cat food. But cat food… Yes, yes, yes. All right, so now I’m gonna. I’m going to open this meow mix and I’m putting it in there. And what else are you going to do? Is there a charger? It says outlet on it. There’s some sort of. You need power. You need power. I think I need power. No, power. Like there’s a hole that says outlet. But then if I were to just hurt my finger. All right, let’s keep up the energy. Come on. We’re doing good. String, what is it for? Food? Microwave? Bananas? All right, so I put the. You want an apple? Put the cat food in there. And I don’t know what this hole is for. And this. It doesn’t even come apart. Smarty. Smarty life. Smarty life. Smarty lip. Smarty life. What does that say? It doesn’t say life. Yes, it does. Life, smarty life. But none of this. So that. But what would it. You put your pinky in here. No, but what would a cat. Why would. Why, why, why does a cat need this? Maybe the. I don’t. What happens? Oh, God. I mean, we’ll get that later. Don’t worry about it. You see how. Open that up. See how that says outlet on it? There’s a hole. It says outlet, but then this opens. Is it powered? You gotta have. There’s gotta be something else. two minutes. Maybe there’s a. Maybe there’s a dome. There’s something that goes on top of it. Like, do I got wheels? I got oil, I got pepper. No, I got nails. Water. You think if you mix water into this it’ll. No, I don’t think so. I don’t understand why there’s this hole here in water. There’s no AC adapters. I think the water. Bring the water over here. I think water goes around this. Minus five. now there’s dog food over there, too, right? Maybe we put dog food around the outside of the cat food. Why would that be the case? Well, we need a lifeline, Stevie. Are there lifelines? Sorry, I don’t have any lifelines for you… You have less than a minute. What do we do? Link? There’s nowhere else that the cat food would go except right here. But there’s another attachment piece that goes up here. I’m just telling you. String, like big slinky. No, just. Say everything. Say everything. Fast little cow faster. Cups. Coffee cups. Dog food. Ping pong balls. What? Why are you. Why are you saying ping pong balls minus five. God, they fit so perfectly. I think we may have had it from the beginning, right? Just come over here and look confident. five, four, three, Two, one… time. So the cat food comes out of this bowl and into the cat’s mouth, and it’s at an angle, which the cats love. Well, I mean, you’re all over it, but there’s one major part that you missed, Lucas. I was really excited about this one. My cats are dumb, so they’re not gonna figure it out. It took me a while, too. I thought those were eyeballs. So, yeah, I’m not surprised he didn’t put this one together. But basically, you slipped these guys in there, right? You put as many as you want, and you put little kitty cat food in there. Oh, it’s a puzzle. It’s a puzzle. And when you bat. When you bat it around, you gotta be as smart as a cat. It falls out through the hole. Tricked you guys. Not the cats, though. So do you think a cat would actually. Not my cat. No. And then who loads it in? The human? No, the dog. So you’re gonna load these in one at a time. The other pets in the home. It does come with a funnel, but, yeah, you’re supposed to load it in kind of one at a time. And then the cat learns how to work this useless machine. It looks like you can have fun with it. Dang it. We’re stupid. You know, the great thing about our website, sporked, is not just that it tells you the things that you should buy from the grocery store to eat, and it exposes you to new things that you need to try, but it’s backed by a team of people who are actually tasting and writing about it. We’re not talking about AI articles here. This is the real thing. So if you want to check out the Sporked team… eating the stuff and taste testing it, you can go to their YouTube channel for full, unevited, unedited, and unevent unevited videos of the team taste testing everything from hungry man dinners to booze balls to frozen salmon. New videos every Tuesday and Thursday. Cause they are taste testing some stuff, y’all. YouTube Sporked Okay. You can no longer win the prize. It’s about pride I think you need to get at least one of these next two rounds correct. Otherwise, I think you are gonna have to owe everybody an apology… So that’s now what’s on the line if you want an apology and your time starts now. Cause we didn’t try so hard in the first round. All right. This is little super, super simple thing. But it has a ridge here, has a circular ridge. It looks like it could fit. You see that right there? You see those indentions? Yep. There’s two indentions. It goes off something, but then is this. Is it something that goes over a light in, like, a gymnasium? Well, let’s go see what kinds of things you can find. Okay, well, we’re familiar with all the stuff. By this point. They may have added something. All the eggs are still gone, so we can’t put an egg. No egg. An egg would fit perfectly. It seems like it would attach on something. Oh, you know what? Not a scooper, maybe? Nope, not that. Fishing lure. Fishing composition notebook. Lots of twine. I think I can push this. Cups water again. Massage oil. Whole black pepper. You think a black pepper would fit in there? Why would you do that? What would be the point? Elmer’s Glue? Tops, bottles. Do you think that thing a yarn can fit? It would go into the thing of a thing of yarn. We got all types of yarn. Look at this. We got string. We’ve got red string, we got black string. I feel like it might do something. String. It matches. You think you can push the whole yarn into it? Just bring the green yarn. Minus five. But look, I can think. What about shoving a banana through it? If you shove a banana through it, will it slice it? Yes, yes, yes. Minus five. No, but give me a banana. It will. It will, Stevie. It will work. Prove it. Prove it wrong. What about an apple or an orange You need a banana to be sliced. All right, so what are these? This is some sort of… perler cheez its… cow. It’s working perfectly. Wheels. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Look. Kiwi. Kiwi, kiwi. Yes. It’s a kiwi thing. It’s a kiwi thing. Yes, yes, yes. It’s a kiwi thing. You wouldn’t understand. So you take. You put the kiwi through there… and. It protects it so you can put a kiwi on your keychain. Oh, you just. You just squirted on Nick. What? I don’t. Maybe try. Oh, you know what? I bet you about push hard enough. Yeah, look, look. It just peels it. Not really. But she didn’t say minus five. You destroyed it. Do you think maybe you cut it in half? Is there a knife over there? 1 minute. I don’t think so. Maybe it’s just a hat for a kiwi. Like, just put it on as an ornamental. All right. You do you need some massage oil to get the kiwi inside of the thing? Well, it’s kind of splitting what is this? This is needles. Ah, there’s another thing. The same color link. She said another thing, the same color. Uh, find some green. Well, here’s a knife. Here’s a green thing. Yeah, bring that green. Bring the green thing. This is. There’s no way this is it. What I believe it might be. What? There’s another green. Oh, this thing. Look at this. Look what I found. Oh, yeah. So what you do? That’s it. And then if you need this one and this one, I also have it. Hurry up. You cut that. You got seconds… and then you stick it in. and then you boom. Hurry up. And you have special Special kiwi, yeah. And you’ve got straight kiwi kind of ish. Yep. Lucas, is there more? Is there prettier way to do this? There sure is Stevie, this attaches. I did it perfectly. And also does bananas. Yeah. Okay. It does bananas. It does kiwi. Any fruit, really, that you want. You got that thing. So this goes in there like that. See it then. You didn’t do that. You didn’t do that, right? I sure didn’t. All right. It’s in there. You got it in there. And then give that man a kiwi. And what does he do? Give a man a kiwi. Oh, wait, no, I think it’s. It makes sense to be that way. This way. So it’s like a two in one thing, right? You can cut the kiwi in half. The kiwi in half, do it on the side. I always forget you gotta be a showman here. I’m sorry. And then you do attach it back. And so you finish cutting the kiwi and then you just kind of plunge into it and, you know. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, you sticking in beautiful kiwi. Oh, and you make kiwi slice. I don’t love that. I don’t love what you’ve done, beautiful kiwi. Because the main reason is because you’re supposed to eat the outside of the kiwi. Eat the outside of the kiwi. Ask any kiwi and they’ll tell you that that’s what you do. That’s the part of the fiber in it, really. Pretty good. So this one was a fail on the part of the designer organizers. The organizers of this event… Our team, the organizers of this event, they failed, not us. Everyone’s saying that we didn’t fail. We’ve redeemed ourselves. Everyone is saying that they all failed. Okay. I think we may be owed an apology. This might be one of our best performances ever, to be honest with you. Yep, yep, yep. That’s what everyone said. We’re gonna build on that in the final round. Voila. Oh, oh, oh. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So this thing here, it go on your wrist. It velcros on to. And what is this? Oh. my gosh. Do you see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What in the world? It’s the spider man thing. It’s a spider man thing. You put this on your arm. So what are you gonna shoot with that? Oh. How do you get it back in there? You know what this is, Link? This is a personal fishing rod. This is a personal fishing rod. I’ve seen some fishing stuff over here. You seen some fishing stuff? Fishing lure. How? I did this before. Fishing lure minus five. How did I launch that thing before? Well, you could fish with it. Maybe it goes on the inside of my arm. Link, like this. Oh, yeah. There we go. What is the end? Oh, put it on the inside. What does the end of it look like? Link. Link. What does the end of it look like? What could it grasp? It’s. It’s, um. It’s a magnet. It’s a magnet. This is probably just a game. Are cheetos magnetized? No, cheez its… I don’t even know how I. How I fired this thing before. Okay, I need some little metal objects. Uh, I got needles, anything metal. Oh, yeah, I can. It’ll pick up needles. How did I. I don’t even know how i… Oh, is it for getting toast out? I think I broke it. There’s no. I don’t know. There’s no metal stuff. I think I completely broke it. Um, won’t come out anymore. There’s other fishing stuff besides lures. There’s a fishing. There’s. There’s weights. There’s weights. Wait, we don’t need that. No, no, no. What, you’re just coming over here to take points away. Oh, minus five. But I had. I had needles. I was trying to. Yeah. Do not put the needles over here. I was getting assistance on whether or not you broke it, and you have not broken it yet. I haven’t broken it yet. But you believe that I can break. Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay. Now, grabbing things. It’s for grabbing things, Link, without having to get up. Right. How do I. What do you need to grab? Maybe anything. Blocks. What do you need to grab? There it is. And then I grab it. Like it. Look at that. Like, say, I want to grab your coffee mug. Grab it. I’m gonna go. ha. And then right there onto it. And then. Oh, look at that. Yep. Mm mm. You think he could out-smart us? I just stole his coffee mug. Well, you’ve avoided apologizing to everyone, so that’s something. I’d say. that’s really something. But who, who was the target audience for this thing? I think people who want to play with that thing, it’s like a. I did break it. I believe it. Really? Maybe I. Oh, you. You push it in. That’s what I didn’t do. You gotta… preload. So it doesn’t stick to anything. Lick it. Worse. Lick it first. Yeah. Here we go. Haha. Little 3d. Put on your. Put on your 3d glasses. Here we go. Are we done? Well, I mean, you might have to wind up apologizing to someone if you continue what you’re doing. Yeah, pretty cool. Might as well get out while we can. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is? I’m DJ and this is Oreo and we’re here in Nashville, Tennessee, and we just became third degree mythical society members. And it’s time to spin the wheel of Mythicality. Oreo, look. Yeah, we have a dog degree. And just in case you were wondering. That is a beautiful dog. 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