Today, we’re ranking every flavor of Kit Kat. – Let’s talk about that. (lively music) Good Mythical Morning. – It’s been a while since we played the game where Rhett and I decide what the best flavor of a particular snack is by voting on it with a panel of crew members, because I don’t like it. I hate having my power diluted. – Oh, well, that’s interesting, because everyone else seems to love when you have your power diluted. (crew laughing) So we’re gonna do it with Kit Kat bars. – Don’t worry. I’m gonna be a good sport about it. – You’re gonna be a good sport about it? – No, I’m not. It’s time for “In Flavor Of KitKat Edition”. – Welcome to the Voting Vortex Zone. – [Stevie] Okay, boys, we’ve got a brand new panel of tasters ready to help you out today. Please say hi to Gwynedd from Sporked, our Kit Kat expert, Rachel, our Kit Kat Wild Card, and, of course, we’ve got Matt, our Kit Kat Everyman. – Kit Kat Matt. – Do you guys believe in these roles, or were they assigned to you? – No, I, I very much believe in this. – Well, it’s kinda your job. (Gwynedd laughing) – Yeah. – [Link] But for the rest of you… – [Rhett] Yeah, Rachel, are you a wild card? – Yeah. I stand behind being a wild card. You never know what you’re gonna get. – Well, we don’t, we just don’t know you that well. – Well, so it’s also that. (Rhett laughing) – We know your last name’s Pegram. – That’s true. – Nice. – And, Matt, when I think of a man, I just think of you. – Yeah! Yeah. I could be any guy. – [Rhett] Right. Yeah. – Everyman, any guy. That’s me. You give me a Kit Kat bar, I’m gonna put it in my mouth. – [Stevie] Here’s how today’s gonna go. You’re gonna try every US Kit Kat flavor available in stores one by one, determining each time if the flavor at hand is good enough to oust the current flavor leader. So in order for a flavor to remain or become the front runner, it needs a minimum of three votes. Our matchups today have been decided by a randomizer, which means in order to choose the first leading flavor, we’re beginning with tasting two, Pink Lemonade versus Birthday Cake. – Alright. I did not know we owned a ram-domizer. A ram-domizer? – [Rhett] A ram-domizer. – Okay. – Pink Lemonade. – Don’t like it. I’m not gonna vote for it. Gwynedd’s the seasoned Kit Kat pro. You need to be asking her questions. – Yeah. Ask me questions. – How many should I eat? – Stevie, what is, what is the other one? – [Rhett] She already said it. – Oh. – Birthday Cake. – I thought that… Oh. – Thank you, Rhett. – I was listening. – I’m voting for this one, ’cause I like it. – Per usual. – Thank you. – [Rhett] I don’t love it, but- – It actually tastes a little like cake batter. – Alright. So- – Which, the best part of the cake is the batter. – Link and I are ready to vote. – Okay. – Pretty early on in the cake making process, I’ve reached my peak. – [Stevie] I’m gonna go with just Rhett and Link first, and then we’ll hear from the panel on three, two, one. – Can I, I can’t be more clear that I’m voting for blue. – Yeah. Birthday cake. – [Stevie] Okay. That means you need at least one other vote. Panel, – This is a shoe-in. – [Stevie] let me see your votes- – Hey, don’t manipulate the panel! – [Stevie] In three, two, one. – Oh, my goodness! – Oh, ho, ho, ho! – Gwynedd! – Okay, Kit Kat expert, what’s wrong with you? – I don’t really, I don’t like birthday cake flavor all that much. So saccharine. – But did you hear my speech about cake batter? – No! – [Link] Well- – Wait, there was a whole speech? I was so engrossed in the tasting that I missed it. – It was really just a statement. – You know what? Now I know what it feels like to not be listened to, and I will never do it again, Stevie. – [Stevie] Okay. I’ll hold you to that. (chuckling) – So, Pink Lemonade- – Bye-Bye. – Sucks! (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) Go to hell! – [Stevie] Our next contender is Raspberry Creme. So remember, it’s up to you to decide if it’s good enough to oust Birthday Cake. – They’re thicker and shorter. – Nothing wrong with that. – [Matt] Just like me. – [Link] Ooh! – I don’t- – Huh? – [Rhett] I’m not a big fan of that fruit flavor. – It’s berry. – It has a fake flavor to it. – Berry bad. (chuckling) (Rachel laughing) Yeah? Y’all feeling me. Y’all feeling me, hm? – Alright, we’re ready. – I’ve won the panel over with my jokes. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett and Link only, three, two, one. – I gotta stick with the Birthday Cakes. – And this is saying a lot, ’cause I don’t even really like birthday cake flavor that much. – Does the panel agree? We just need one. In three, two- – Just need one. – [Stevie] One. – Everyone agrees! – Yeah, this is trash. – Gwynedd, why are you making that face? – Raspberry creme is trash. – I thought that that tasted like a combination of vitamins and like, a chapstick. – Chapstick! – Yeah. I did, like, Cherry Chapstick. – Right? – Yes. Yes. – Yeah. And I don’t like that they made them thicker. – I don’t like that either. – They should have made it smaller. – Yo, did it stretch your mouth out? – Oh, yeah. I’m stretched. – (laughing) He’s all stretched. – [Link] Because he’s average. His mouth is average. – [Rhett] Toss it. – [Link] Oh, burn! (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] Next up, we have Ghost Toast, a cinnamon toast flavor. – Ah, we had this with Gwynedd. – Gwynedd, remember? – I do remember. – [Rhett] We made memories. – [Link] Memories. – [Gwynedd] Kit Kat expert. – I remember- – It really does taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. – that we really liked it, ’cause we didn’t know what it was when we tasted it. It’s really creamy. It definitely has that, like, cinnamon toast milk kind of a vibe to it. It’s hard not to continue to eat it. – Okay. – But I know since we’re rooting for it, it’s most likely going through. – [Stevie] Okay. Three, two, one. – We have switched sides. We are proudly flip flopping. Ain’t nothing wrong with a good pair of flip flops. That’s us. – [Stevie] The panel’s making some faces that look like thinking, thinking faces. – Are we gonna be vetoed by the panel? – That’s how it works, man. – [Stevie] Let’s see. Panel, – This is Congress over here. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Whoa! – Whoa! It was close! – Gwynedd’s with us. – Gwynedd came through! – That’s right. The memories that we made, – I love it. – is the friendship that we paid. We do pay you? – Yes! Thank you. – You get paid? – I appreciate it so much too. – We basically pay all y’all to be our friends, on camera. – Well, no, to be your friends. – Hows’ that? – Okay. ‘Cause they would be my friends anyway. Now, here’s the thing. – That’s not true, actually. – I feel like what we did is a little bit of a backroom deal. – Kind of, yeah. – You know what I’m saying? – No- – [Rhett] To get political. We don’t admit to it. – We were all on the same page in advance. – We lobbied for this. – You know what? – That’s electioneering. – I would love for you to do the honors. Send it to… No? See? It was a test. – Wait. Come on! – to hell. – Hell! (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] Up next, we have White Chocolate. – White Chocolate. Yay. Is that- – My nickname in high school? (both laughing) Maybe. – Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh. – Thanks for handing me that joke. – Yep. Yep, yep. – [Link] What’s that mean, calling you white chocolate? – I don’t want talk about it. This is not easy. I had to go back to that one. Okay. Alright. – Yeah. this is a toss up. Could go either way. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – I think I like the white chocolate. – I’m going with the gimmick. – Oh, I like the white chocolate. – [Stevie] Ooh, sport scenes. – We need your help, guys. – The boys are split. – [Stevie] Okay, where’s the panel gonna go in three, two, one. – Oh! – Oh! Nobody liked the white chocolate? – Well, hey, what’s wrong? – Oh, I thought this… No, I like the white chocolate. – Oh, come on! (all laughing) – Sorry, I’ve had too much sugar. I’ve forgotten how to vote. (Rhett laughing) – Alright, but y’all are both with me, with the gimmick, – Absolutely. – Correct. – [Link] with the Cinnamon Toast. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – No, white chocolate. That’s where it’s at. – Okay, well, we can share some later. – [Matt] Yeah! – Nope, nope, nope. And now, Rhett, I think you should be the one to have to do it, since you voted for- – Hell! (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – Your vote wasn’t good enough. – [Stevie] Up next, we have Lemon Crisp. – Oh, you’re not gonna like this. – This looks like, – [Gwynedd] I think I really like this one. – Like a little slab of butter. Like one of the, you know? You got that, you got that window. Do we need that window in the fridge anymore? Come on, guys. – No, mine fell off, actually. – It’s 2024. – Like six months into my new fridge, the window fell off. – There’s a window in your fridge? – [Link] And you haven’t needed it? – Just a door on the butter part. Let me tell you… Let me tell you why you do need it, Link. Because the last eight years of my life, when I’m really excited and I go to the fridge and I open it up, the butter falls on the floor. – (laughing) I can do that too. – [Rhett] That’s why there’s a… Yep. – I am anti lemon in anything except- – [Matt] Lemonade. – And Arnold Palmer. – An Arno Pummer. – Arnold Palmer. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – I’m developing a loyalty for this gimmick of a Kit Kat. – I saw that, Matt. (panel laughing) – I’m voting early. – [Link] He votes early every time. – Hey, early voting. Early voting is for some people. Hey, I believe in it. – [Link] Put that on a T-shirt. – I just love democracy. – Early voting is for some people. Alright. – [Stevie] Okay, panel, do you agree? Three, two, one. – Ooh, ohhhhh! – Now, Matt, you are all over the place. – He agrees with us. – But you… In the last round…. You guys are both traitors to the- – Yeah, ’cause white chocolate was better than the lemon. – I like white chocolate a lot, and I’m… To be honest, I’m not a fan of either of these, but these are the choices, and that’s what democracy is. (all laughing) – [Link] So, so y’all, y’all loving the lemon ones? – I gotta go. (laughing) – Yeah, the lemon’s excellent. I’m liking this. – I love the lemon. It’s so good. – Really? Okay, well, you can dig it out of the trash. – [Link] Oh, my gosh! (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) It’ll burn forever. – [Stevie] Now it’s time for Milk Chocolate. – Finally! – Uh, uh, uh. Don’t sway the jury. – Thank you. – [Rhett] It just tastes so good though. – It’s a wonderful proportioned package of sweetness, crunchiness, and air. – Yep. – The way that it’s shaped, the angularity of it just, it pleases my lips when it goes past them. – Oh! God. Well, I was with you till the very end. (Gwynedd laughing) – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – No contest. – Aye. – What is wrong with you? – What? (laughing) – My allegiance has turned. – [Gwynedd] What is wrong with you? – It has, this… – This man cannot be trusted. (crew and panel laughing) – The siren song of this Orange Cinnamon Toast- – Hold on. You just- – creamy Kit Kat. – You literally cannot be trusted, because you just did this eloquent speech about how you liked it going past your lips. – Yeah. You liked the angularity. – [Rhett] And then you go against it. – Everything I said’s true. But most of it also applied to that one. – That’s true. Alright. – [Gwynedd] True. – [Stevie] Okay, panel, let’s see it in- – Who’s with me? – Come on! – Three, – For the upset! – [Stevie] Two. One. – No one’s with you, man! (crew laughing) – I… Let it be known that I died on this hill. – Eh? – Uh? Well, I can’t bring myself to do it. – [Gwynedd] Aw. – It’ll be okay. – [Matt] No, it won’t. (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] But how will Milk Chocolate fare against… Dark Chocolate? – I don’t know if I’ve had these. – Okay. – [Rhett] Mm! – [Link] This is like Kit Kat for rich people who don’t actually have taste. – Wow. I actually feel strongly about this one. – [Gwynedd] Oh. Okay. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – I think the Dark Chocolate- – Don’t you do it! – is superior because it is such a strong taste. And when you go to this, it tastes like wax. Still great on its own, but next to the dark… – [Stevie] You’re a dark chocolate guy though. – “Next to the dark.” – [Stevie] I could have predicted that one. – I am. – [Stevie] But what does the panel think? Three, two, one. – Oh. – Ohhhh! – So we’ve got one going- – You agree. – to the dark side side, – You agree. Rachel. – You agree. – It’s incredible. – [Rhett] It’s really good. – Dark chocolate all day. – But does it, does it make you feel five star? – It makes me feel like everything. It makes me feel like a queen. Makes me feel like I’m about to walk out into the street and buy something. – You’re shopping in the middle of the street? (all laughing) – Sure, why not? – I’m buying whatever I can. – Oh, farmer’s market, when they shut down the street. – Yeah. Money’s flowing outta my pockets, you know? – Yeah, – Yeah. Exactly. – Do they allow dogs? ‘Cause a lot of farmer’s markets don’t. – Well, I’m bringing it and they’re not stopping me. – No one stops anyone. – I got a tiny little top hat on, (all laughing) and my sunglasses. – That’s your, that’s… Yeah, she’s one of those people. – We’re going to the farmer’s market and we’re gonna get some more dark chocolate. But for now, you can say bye to it, Link. – To hell with them. – I always forget to kill ’em. (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – Good Mythical Evening is tonight. – Yes! It’s not too late, but you are about to run out of time if you wanna join us for the live stream, okay? We’re going live with the Mythical Society pre-show at 6:15 Pacific tonight, and then Good Mythical Evening kicks off at 7:00. Don’t miss out. Get your tickets right now. GoodMythicalEvening.com. – Pacific? – Pacific. Specific. – 7:00, 8:00, 9:00- – 7:00 PM Pacific. – That’s 10:00 PM Eastern. – Thank you for that. – [Stevie] Okay. We have Mint & Dark Chocolate. – [Gwynedd] It’s beautiful. – Ooh, now, this is pretty. This is pretty. – I did not know about this one either. – [Rachel] Oh, my God. – [Matt] Just eat that piece. – This is if you’re gonna go shopping in the middle of the street, but the farmer’s market is closing because you slept too late. – Mm hm. – Mmm. – [Rhett] This is like a somebody took a Andy’s mint and just blew into it a little bit. – [Matt] Yeah. Just like someone blew an Andy’s mint. – [Rhett] Blew into an Andy’s mint. – Oh, into? – Right into Andy’s mint. – Into? Onto? – And he smiled. – [Rachel] On top of? On the side of? – Okay. I won’t be voting for that, but it’s- – Okay. I know where I’m at. – It’s fun. It’s fun. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – I think this might be, in my opinion, the best Kit Kat can do. – Wow. – Whoa. – This panel- – Bold statements. Panel, do you agree? Three, two, one. – Ohhhh! Yeah! – It happened! (Rhett laughing) – We have what I would call and upset, big time. Gwynedd, I am not feeling great about what they’ve done to us. – I don’t wanna take that many more bites of this. It looks like tile in a mid-century bathroom. Right? – Yeah, that’s cute. (Gwynedd laughing) – [Link] But that’s a good thing, right? – Yeah. – I guess. I don’t wanna eat it. – It looks like fancy marble. – It’s polarizing, because a lot of people don’t like mint chocolate. Do you not like mint chocolate, or you don’t like this version of mint chocolate? – I don’t like this version of it. Well, ’cause the bottom is dark chocolate, right, and I don’t think that the Kit Kat dark chocolate is that great. I think the Kit Kats in their, in this format are basically perfect. – Don’t vote for it next time. I won’t either. But any parting words for the classic before it goes away? – Thank you for your service. – A tip of the tiny top hat. – [Matt] Thank you for all you’ve done for my teeth. – [Rachel] Bye. (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] Chocolate Frosted Donut has entered the room. – [Rhett] Wow, look at that! – Did not know this was a thing. – Oh! – [Link] So it’s milk chocolate on top, and it’s- – [Matt] Donut on the bottom. – Is it called… Is it donut flavored? – Yes. – Yeah. – [Rhett] It tastes… – I hate it. – [Link] Is it cream flavored? – It tastes like it’s trying to get to be like a Krispy Kreme glazed donut flavor. – [Link] Oh, wow! – It’s got a strong smell. – Donut flavored chocolate? This is- – You likee? – [Link] This is an epiphany. – It’s very good. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – But you’re not voting for it. – But it’s no mint chocolate! It’s no mint chocolate. – I think this is so much fun, the ingenuity crammed into this. – I felt like it has a slight fakey taste. It’s hard to really land that real donut flavor. – I think that the fact that they’ve even attempted it is worthy of recognition. – [Stevie] Panel, three, two, one. – Mint all day. – Hey, hey, hey! Gwynedd came over to the dark side. – The problem. So you- – We kinda made a deal, but I turned my back on ya. – Ohhhh! Pray I don’t change further. – I’m so sorry, but- – It hurts. We’ll cut you outta the edit. – I don’t like… Oh, my god! (laughing) – [Stevie] What did you guys not like about the donut? Did it taste chemically or something? – That’s what I thought. – Fakey tasting. Yeah, just so sweet. – Good question, Stevie. How could you hate something so exciting. – And I’ll be honest, the smell is off putting to me. – Yeah? – Something about that taste and smell’s not real. – I’m just not sure what it was trying to do. I guess it was trying to do a donut. I think that maybe I’ve never had a donut. – Do or do not? – Not like that. (packet slapping on floor) – Oh! It refuses to go away. – [Gwynedd] Whoa! Will to live. – Kit Kat came back. (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – There we go. – [Stevie] Please welcome Strawberry & Dark Chocolate. – Same configuration as the mint, but we’re going to strawberry. – Listen, you hipsters are falling for this crap. Dark Chocolate Kit Kat. I mean, be your own person. – Listen, dark chocolate and cheap candy has always been pretty good. It’s been good for a while. Unlike this. – Whatever makes you feel cooler. – Unlike this. – I actually… Okay. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – I’m abstaining this round. I just don’t give a crap about either one of these. I hate them both. – [Gwynedd] Is that allowed? – Abstain! – Whoa! – [Link] I’m anti dark chocolate. – [Matt] Could he do that? – Oh, yeah. – It’s not healthy. It’s not good for you. It’s a lie from the dark industry. – Yeah. (Gwynedd laughing) Big dark chocolate. – [Rhett] The dark web, if you will. – The dark web is called that for a reason. I’m abstaining. – [Gwynedd] Wow. – [Stevie] Okay. – We might have a situation in a second. – [Stevie] Panel. – Oh, man! He’s leaving. – Let’s see what you do in three, two, one. – (laughing) Wowee! – I’m abstaining too, in solidarity with Link. – [Link] There you go. – Okay. So it’s almost like you guys don’t matter this round, (crew laughing) because- – Third party voting doesn’t mean you don’t matter, alright? – [Link] And so I need to get rid of this? – [Rhett] Yeah, you do. – Yep. (flames exploding) I’m tracking. – [Stevie] Could this be the upset round? This is Mocha & Chocolate. – [Rhett] Just chocolate. Not dark chocolate. – I think it’s regular. No, I think that’s… – [Rhett] It’s pretty dark. – [Link] It’s dark. – Oh. – Well. Crisp wafers in mocha creme with coffee bits. Chocolate. – Hm. The wafers have a- – Ooh, that’s strong. – a coffee taste. – Ah, hah, hah. – Whoo! – Ow! – Is it too strong? – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Yes, it’s too strong. – I almost don’t like it, but I just, I’m not big on mint, so. – The mint. It’s good! – Alright. We’re pushing to the panel. – [Stevie] Okay, Panel. Three, two, one. – Ohhhh yeah! Gwynedd, you had me worried for a second. – I would never. – You’re spinning that thing like a ballerina now. Come on. – (laughing) Just having a little fun with it. – Alright, so we gotta kill it. It’s too coffee. It really is. – I like it. I like it. I’m having fun. – Even if I thought (indistinct). (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] Next up, we have Strawberry Creme. – Ah, another butter one. – Well, it’s a, it’s one of those bigger, shorter ones. It just doesn’t have that magic ratio. – [Rhett] It’s so hard to do, – It’s too wide. – fruit flavor. Strawberry flavor is really hard to pull off, man. – Alright. Let’s get this over with. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Oh, wow! Yeah, that’s definitively bad, right? – It’s just so bad. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Does the panel agree? Three, two, one. (Rhett laughing) – Everybody hated this. – I think you’re right about the ratios. – Yes. – Strawberries, suck it! (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] Mint & Dark Chocolate has been holding on, but will Witch’s Brew, AKA Marshmallow Creme, knock it down? – So they come in twin packs, but they’re normal. Well, actually- – They’re shorter. They’re shorter, but they’re the same cross section. – They’re only a little bit shorter. That’s so weird. So weird. Such a weird Kit Kat world we live in. It’s green. – This is not bad. – [Link] Doesn’t taste green at all. – Looks like it would glow in the dark. – [Link] Hmm. Okay. – Wow. But going back, ooh! (chuckling) – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Yeah. – I like it. I voted for it. – It’s good. It’s no Mint & Dark Chocolate. – [Stevie] Panel, three, two, one. – Ooh. Okay. – We’re all over the place. – Rachel, you almost came over to the, you did come over to the marshmallow side. – Yeah. I’m in there. I’m all the way in the marshmallow. – [Rhett] It’s tasty. – It’s nice. It’s like a Peep. – Alright, Link, get rid of it. It didn’t make it though. – You know, it’s, it’s only here for a limited time anyway. (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) And it’s a witch. It would love it in hell. (all laughing) – [Stevie] Our final contender is Blueberry Muffin. – What? – Randomizer, thank you. – [Gwynedd] It’s gray. – Blueberry Muffin! – It is gray. – That’s gray, isn’t it? – Coming in, swooping in at the last second. – I think it’s a, it’s almost a lavender. – [Gwynedd] Okay. (laughing) – I’m not getting any muffin. – I’m getting a little muffin. – Hey, keep that to yourself. (all laughing) Hey, we all have droughts, man. – There’s nothing we can do to help. – We all have droughts. – I’m just trying to get muffin. – I thought that the blueberry flavor would be super fakey, ’cause that happens a lot, but it didn’t really happen. – So you’re feeling the love, and giving it to- – I’m feeling the like. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – I don’t need muffin when I’ve got mint chocolate and dark chocolate. Sorry. – I’m so disappointed in you. I alone am the muffin man. (all giggling) – [Stevie] Okay, this determines everything. No pressure. Three, two, one. – Ohhhh, no! (Rhett laughing) – Yes! – [Link] We came so close. – It’s too wild. (Rhett laughing) – It’s too wild. – [Rhett] I mean, listen- – I hate to see you go, but I love to see you muffin. (panel laughing) (flames exploding) (the damned screaming) – [Stevie] Okay, that means we’ve now gone through all the available Kit Kat flavors, meaning that Mint & Dark Chocolate is our last flavor standing and will now be inducted into the GMM Flavor Hall of Fame. – I’ll let you do the honors. – Hey, it’s really good, y’all. – Let me help you though. – [Rhett] It’s really, really good. – [Link] Don’t cover the Kit Kat. But you do the honors. (dramatic soaring music) Joining its rightful place next to the, that and- – [Rhett] Peanut Butter M&M’s and Tapatio Doritos. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. And we will see you tonight for a Good Mythical Evening. – Now y’all say, “You know what time it is.” – [All] You know what time it is! – Alright, we’re the Piron family here. We have Joe. – Joy. – Raylin. – Chloe. – Amy. – And we’re on a cruise to Bermuda. 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