Today we’re testing crazy new products against old fashioned ones. Ha. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. And for all of our US based beasts out there, happy election day. Don’t Forget to vote. VoteLikeABeast.com has all the resources you could need to build and research your ballot, find your polling place, and help you understand your rights as a voter. Now, I know this seems related, but I promise it’s not… When given a choice between the new and the old, what do you gravitate towards? That’s the question of the day. Okay. I’m talking about products. I’m talking about products. Yes, that’s right. It’s time for new tool or old school. This right here, you know what this is? It’s a heavy down and dirty meal called a burrito. And it is the most important part of our lives. It could be anything. It could be a rolled up towel, actually. This is a. This is a burrito. Okay, It’s a burrito. I’m telling you. And what’s never crossed my mind is having a product… to contain this thing besides foil. Have I got news for you, Link? There is one? There’s the burrito pop. Apparently there’s a video. Let’s watch that before we try to get our hands on this thing. Okay? You might think this lady just has a nice water bottle. Nope. Yeah… She’s hiking. She got so much more than that. Whoa, whoa. She’s got a whole burrito, my friend. And no water. She has no water at all. Maybe it’s a moist burrito. Is that how you’re supposed to hike these days? Now here’s what I’ve been told. It’s cool looking. I’ve been told that Nicole made these burritos. Almost exactly one hour ago she wrapped them up. That one she wrapped in the traditional foil. This one she wrapped in. Well, she didn’t wrap it, she just put it in the burrito pop. Available for $39.99… What? $40?! For a burritothermos?! Let’s see how you’ll eat. Well, I’m just gonna take this thing and. How warm is it? It doesn’t feel warm at all. But that’s not a problem. I actually prefer to leave it like I’ll sit it in the fridge and just take it out and eat it. Cause you’re so afraid of burning your mouth. Yeah, and I like room temperature stuff. I think it’s good for you to eat. He’s always not the target audience. Room temperature… for everything that we do. And as much as I’m concerned about… For those of you who don’t want your burrito to stay warm. It’s not just that. It’s also. People talk about how it’s unhygienated to eat a burrito this way. No, they talk about how it’s unhygienated to eat a burrito with your bare hands. Thank you for using my word. You’re not using your bare hands. You’re using a foil. But I’m not using a foil. Haha, hello! Mine, I would say, is not warm at all. There’s not a modicum of warmness. Mine’s not that warm, but I have a salsa lid. Pass me that salsa. I mean, you really gotta work me here. Cause $40 is crazy, dude. And then you’re. You’re just. How often are you carrying around a burrito? Well, from now on, every time I hike. And then you just take it and you just dip. No, you would have to also hike with the bottle of salsa in the other hand in order to make what you’re doing work. Right. You don’t get that. How did the burrito not fall out? Now, I am interested in… if you took that all the way down and then you did this. Now we’re talking. Now you’ve got a wet burrito that’s completely portable. Well, let me see if I can… That’s gonna do it, man. Let me see. Well, it’s pretty much just salsa. Now, I got. But… maybe we didn’t do it in the right order, but it is a good idea, what I did. Yeah, it was a great idea. Just put the lid on. What? Put the lid on and shake it. Shake it to get the burrito… to start floating in the… I think I know what to do. Salsa. I just. I mean, it’s cool looking… It didn’t keep it warmer, according to you. I gotta swing it. See? So he’s getting the. He’s getting the salsa down. Down around it. There you go. Do one of these. Hopefully this. Hopefully… Hopefully this lid… Shake, weight it. Shake weight it. I’m getting the saucer to the bottom. I’m a human centrifuge. Shake weight it. Is it also getting the burrito to the bottom? Okay, now I’m just fully expecting. Still not warm. Just a burrito to pop right up. Well, still salsa. Still. Still salsa. I’m gonna need to maybe just pour it. Yeah, pour it in the box. Too much salsa. Yeah. I wonder who did that. Way too much salsa… But now, if you did it right, which I didn’t I think this is an added benefit of this thing. But wet burritos is not salsa. It’s enchilada sauce. That. You use that enchilada sauce in there and you’re hiking and. Look at that. Tell me that’s actually. Boy, that’s appetizing. I mean, you don’t have to keep adding salsa. And you’ve solved the hiking problem. You said it looks cool. You said it looks cool. But you’re telling me you would take this out in public and then use it? Runyon Canyon? Yes. No, I would be… Run my canyon. Here’s what I would do if it was me. I would take it. I would go on a hike. I’d be out there, and then the moment of releasing the burrito would come, and I would go back to my car. I’d be afraid. I wanted people to just think it was water. I’d be afraid to let people know it was a burrito. If you all of a sudden get to the top of the mountain and break this thing out, if you have friends with you, you’re gonna lose them. You know what I’m saying? Not if you share it. Okay, Take a bite of this. Too much sauce. Too much sauce. See, you don’t want to. What if you’re really on the go? I think that is the thing. It’s like, you’re holding this like this, but you’re putting that. You see what I’m saying? Like, let’s just say that we’re. Let’s say that we’re, you know, having to make a run for it. Oh, my God. I haven’t seen this movie, but I know that there’s a cliff in our future. See, look at this… I gotta say this. Mine’s still kind of working. They’ll never catch us. And then. But if they do, all the sauce is going to be on one side. Ah. Did they do that? What are we saying? Is this is it? Do we like the new tool? No. $40. No. We’re not. The dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. We like the foil. Get to the top of the mountain. Eat the burrito. Recycle the foil. Don’t hike with your burrito. Oh. Or don’t hike with your burrito. Just eat your burrito and then hike. Welcome to the pogo zone. Now, I don’t need to tell you that the craze that’s taken the world over by storm these days. Is pogo sticking. Yes. Yes. Of course. Rhett, you have your own pogo stick here? Yeah. Would you like me to demonstrate? You’re so in love with it. This is an old school product that is taking the world by storm. I’m pogoing. Look at him go. But you might be asking yourself, oh, don’t hit me on the foot. How can I be cooler than that guy? And, well, that’s gonna be hard. Well, the answer is two pogo sticks. That also – Is it 2024?! are stilts. Are stilts. These are the Sharper Image pogo stilts. And they run for $80. And people are. People are running for them. Well, this is a hundred. This is $163. So it’s twice as many pogo sticks for half price. You’re not selling it yet. You looked pretty good. Let’s see what you got. Let me see what I got here. You got pretty colors. So it’s basically like if you want to pogo stick, but also the sensation of being on crutches. Right. Yep. I think it’s kind of the vibe you’re giving me right now. Oh, yeah. Well, first of all, I’m just stilting it up. I haven’t even pogoed yet. Now give me some jumps. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. I gotta get my bearings first. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your left foot was sort of leaving the… Leaving the. Leaving the stick. There’s only, like, six, no, three inches of travel with this thing. Come on, pogo with me, man. I got. Oh, there’s lights right here. There’s no. I’m trying to turn around. There’s no actual pogo travel. Like, that’s it… I’m not actually jumping. It looks like you’re jumping. It doesn’t look like you’re pogoing very much. It’s bottoming out right there. Hold on. There’s only one way to really test these, you know, there’s only one way. To really know if we’re going to escape. They were on the run. Oh, no. They’re coming after us. We got to pogo our way out of here. I don’t remember how to. Oh, now I’m doing it backwards. I blinded myself. Hey, you’re just a dude in sunglasses. I don’t know why I go in circles. I’m constantly going in a circle. We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here. We gotta get outta here. We gotta get outta here. Is that a line? Um… Well. this is so junk. You kind of look like an idiot. What about now? So we’re saying… why would you want this? We’re saying, why would you want this? In other words, old school. No, actually, we’re saying… no tool. Oh, this is awesome. Nobody… No, it’s not. You see how much jumping I just did? Welcome to the sun zone. Inside of the pogo zone. When you’re semi high powered Internet leveled… stars Yeah, that’s us. Like we are. You’ll find yourself on a set, and then somebody will hold an umbrella over you so that you don’t get too hot. They may add a little spray bottle. Oh, yeah. A little fan, just to make sure you’re comfortable in between your amazing Internet celebrity takes. But what if all of those things could be combined into one product? Oh, are you talking about this? Yeah, Rhett, you talking about the. It’s leaking. You’re no Billy Mays, I’ll tell you that. I broke it. Apparently, you’re not supposed to hold it upside down for an extended period of time. This is the Breeze Life umbrella. It is an umbrella that will stop the sun and then. Look, you see that? There’s a fan in there. No. What? I don’t. In there. That’s a whole fan in there. Look. I cut it off and you see? I don’t see the fan. Watch, watch. Oh, there it is. Oh, it collapses. And then there and then. Watch this. It’s got some blades that are like this big. Oh, now I’m doing water. So you’re spraying. Oh, and he’s walking, too. Hey, I’m making a viral video. Oh, and it’s so hot. Why is it so wet? So the wetness is going up, and then the… It’s so hard going viral. What is happening? You go viral as hard as I do. It’s hard. But can you explain? I can’t see where there’s water. I don’t know what’s happening. Hey, man. The Breeze Life. Listen, the Breeze Life. Is that the name of it? The Breeze Life is like magic. I got water down here and I’m pumping it. And it’s going into the fan, right? And then it’s fanning on me. It’s also dripping quite a bit, but if it was hot, I wouldn’t care. I mean, I don’t want this because I’m gonna compare it to the old school. And I’m also gonna be on a getaway. Okay, okay. I’m really into this. I think this is gonna take our friendship to a new level when we’re, like, doing this type of cosplay. Where’s my. Oh, my gosh, Thelma. I’m so hot as I’m running from the cops or whatever happened in that movie. See? So I’ve got. I’ve got the fan here. And I’ve got the. Yeah. I got it all on one hand. I can give the peace. sign with my off hand. We got the. It seems like you’re having a little trouble. I’ve got the water here. Well, the main problem is the. Is the scarf. Okay. Okay. Spray. Spray and blow at the same time. So then the fan goes down and the. Oh, yeah. It’s basically the same thing. I’m actually getting a lot more mist than you. No, you see how much I’m dripping? It actually feels great under this thing. We got the drip. Oh, my gosh. We gotta go. So how much was this thing again? How much? $79.99? $69.99. Okay. Again. I just kind of feel like I might be a little embarrassed by this. I think the. The problem with this is it’s so cumbersome, but that doesn’t seem to be working well. I kind of feel like what would happen is people would think that I just had a water bottle in this hand. And then I would be like, no, that’s just the base of my umbrella and there’s also a fan. And then I would get into a conversation, I would have to explain it, and then I would feel a little bit dumb when I said I paid $70 for it. And plus, in the rain, it would be really awkward… Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m making sure I’m wet under here. I’m not loving the breeze life. You look great, though. Thank you. I’m not loving what I’ve got either, but I just wouldn’t do it. Yeah. I just think that maybe this is all unnecessary, but if you had to make a choice, we’re gonna say you. Should stick with old school. Okay, so what did we say was good? Nothing? Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. That was a good night in Chicago. Click the top link to watch us taste different coconut waters in Good Mythical More. And find out the best. And to find where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. Go to Votelikeabeast.com as your one stop election day resource to find your polling place, research your ballot, and understand your rights as a voter.