Can we avoid the foods from hell? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. And a Good Mythical Weekend to those who celebrate, because Good Mythical Weekend is coming back beginning tomorrow… So come back to this very channel to spend your Saturday with the mythical crew, because I hear tomorrow’s episode goes a little off the rails. I heard that too. I’m actually afraid to watch. So watch and tell me how it goes. Watch for Link. Will you allow me to vent for a second? Yeah. This part of the year we’re in right now, it kind of sucks. Go right ahead. I mean, Halloween back that way. Christmas is all the way that way. But right here, what we’re living in, in this moment. Nothing. Nothing. What about Thanksgiving? What about Thanksgiving? Newsflash, Thanksgiving is not giving. Halloween has better parties. Christmas has better presents. It’s kind of a waste of holiday. Oh, slander. What can I say? I’m a ham man. So to make sure you don’t forget about the two holidays that actually matter during this smileless time we call… November, we’re gonna eat foods inspired by both of those wonderful holidays. Bringing back a GMM classic. That’s right. It’s time for Peeker, Picker, Poker Face, Heaven or Hell edition. Welcome to the purgatory of Holidays Zone. Okay, boys, beneath the gift boxes in front of you are two foods. One’s clearly heavenly and delicious. The other is hellish and God awful. Whoa, are you trying to say that I’m God awful? Is that why I got the devil outfit? Yes. You’re Satan. You’re Satan. Well, I will. Like, it’s more clear now, but earlier, Link’s nip was out, and so it was unclear, you know. My nipples might be out later. This nip right here, it wanted to be a star of the show. I will say that your outfit suits you. Mine is… leaving me a little cool. Oh, you mean it’s not keeping you adequately. It’s drafty in here. Oh, okay. All right. I feel like I look like a Greek athlete that died during the Olympics. Like during the javelin. Yeah. Trying to go to heaven or something. Tried a pole vault and he got caught on the. Like the Frenchman. The poles. You remember the Frenchman who got caught on the. I’d prefer not to. That’s a compliment. Prefer not to. His pe– His penis. His penis. In this game. Stand behind me, Satan. There is a peeker and a picker. The peeker peeks under his gift, and then the picker will read the peeker’s face to decide whether or not they want what’s in front of them or what’s in front of the other guy. You do not want to be the one who winds up with the hellish item, because if you are, you must eat it. So to determine who is picking first, please pull the horn or wing from your side. Longest picks, shortest peaks. Oh, it’s a double baby. So you pick a feather, I pick a horn. So turn it around. Show them the back here. See? These are my feathers. And your horns are everywhere. Okay, let’s see. Can you get the horn? Oh, God. Oh, God. Go, go. Pull. Maybe it’s a long one. No, it’s not. It’s so short. But it was so tight. Oh, my. My angel wing is so long. All right, so I am the peeker for the first round. No, I’m the peeker. Then you make. Cause you have the power of choice. All right. Did you. Did you. Did you hiccup at the end? Excuse me? No, I just sucked more air back in… Because I had taken so much out. My devil’s jeans are a little tight. See, when the. Oh, really? Yeah, Levi’s 666s. My shorts are tight, too. Do you want me to stand up and model? No, I don’t. When the devil laughs. the world cries. Angels cry and I could see. When do doves cry? When Prince sings. But they cry tears of joy because he’s so talented. He was so talented. So it’s. Seems like when the devil cries that the angel laughs… But when the devil laughs. the angel makes the devil eat it. Because there was a tinge, A tinge of sorrow in your eyes. Oh, is that like the Jackson Brown song we were talking about yesterday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you. It’s a trace of sorrow. You did not want this, Mr. Devil. I could tell. Oh, okay. And even when I take it away from you and you start to seem more concerned, that is your lying ways. Oh. so I’m gonna stick… the devil with a little bit of his own magic. Are you locked in? You locked in? I’m locked in. 3, 2, 1. I guess I’m on the good side. Cause I got a beautiful, beautiful gingerbread house. I have a wiener. See?.. You can’t lie to me, sir. And I have a wiener. Cause all you do is lie. Get it? Cause I’m the devil. I make dirty jokes about wieners. Look at this. I’m saying I make dirty jokes. Uh, okay, there’s a brown liquid… Since when is a brown liquid hurt anybody? Oh, my God. Well, devil. come on now. Get it down… Get it down. What in the hell? It’s greenish brown. What in the hell… is that? That’s. Is that bile? It’s something that we’re unclear whether or not we can say on YouTube. But you did previously have on cheesecake. But don’t say it again. But that is what you had. Yes. Y’all started with that in round one. You just ruined my whole day. Hello, baby. Let me see if I can get without this time. Oh, man, you’re really hurting. Hold on. Why y’all gave me such little horns? You better have some little feathers in there. Cause the devil is supposed to be a good liar, man. Oh, you want me to look? Yeah, I want you to play the game. I’m looking at you. You’re looking at it. Give it a peek. Oh. A little sniff at the end. See, it’s the things around the fringes of the reaction that you really need to listen to. The fringes. Because right there in the middle, you were disgusted on a linear path of increased disgustion. Discussion, discussion. Let’s discuss my disgust. And you didn’t switch it up, and it got worse. And you were fixated on a point. A point. Is this the devil’s little reversal where you’re playing a little. A little. A little mind game with me? You know, I was once an angel as well. I heard about that. If you’re cold, you should come to my place. Mm. Mm. And then I’m bringing this back to you. You can come with me. And how are you feeling about that? How are you feeling about my offer? All right, so if I’m correct in what I’ve done here, I have what you had in front of you now in front of me. And I think that you wanted it in front of you. which is why you seem so scared of it, which means… it needs to stay in front of me. Locked in. 3, 2, 1. I don’t know. Little snowman. What is this? I want to drink a snowman. Oh, my gosh. So this is a. This is like a lobotomized head in a jar. I mean, maybe that tastes bad. Maybe this tastes good. Okay, so what am I supposed to do? Just. It’s a beverage. Just drink this? Yes. It looks great. And milky. Should I have the guy look at me when I do it? Why is it green? Oh. Oh, it’s. What is it? It’s natural. It’s natural. It’s not synthetic. Oh, gosh. It’s very grassy. I don’t know if it’s. It could be grass grown out of Dung. What is this? Is it grass growing out of dung? It’s very bitter. It’s freaking. It’s very bitter. The bitterness is not natural. It’s like a base of natural. But no, it is not grass grown out of dung. It is just extremely bitter. It might as well appear. All right, let’s seal that up. Is my face now stuck like this? I hope not. If you’re loving this game, well, why don’t you come watch us play it live? We have two more Good Mythical Tour shows this year in Texas. Dallas on November 15, Houston on November 16. These are not only our last shows of the year, but as far as we’re planning, it’s the last shows of next year. I’m just going to go ahead and tell you. So if you think about seeing us live, hey, maybe you fly into Texas, and if you’re there or know somebody who is, let them know to go get the tickets at goodmythicaltour.com today. Yes. Yes. This is a. Your halo is. It’s a low rider. Yeah Well, I tried it like this, and then it kind of disappeared. You can’t even see it. Can’t even see it. Yeah. I like the bold choice that you made. So it’s like it’s forward now. You’re running out of short. If y’all gave me a short little horn, I’m gonna be upset. Cause I’ve already had two of the shortest horns a man can. Oh, and look, I got a short feather here. It feels long. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you won that time. But not by much, but by enough. By enough. By enough. All right. my friend. All right. You ready to watch me? Oh, yes. I’ve been watching you the whole time. okay. So that was equal parts authentic and disingenuous. But which part was which? I read you. I read you like a book. Like the Book of the Dead. You liked what you saw and you tried to not like it, but you never lost the twinkle. You have such a twinkle about you. Locked in. 3, 2, 1. Yo, crapola. It looks nice enough, though. Never taunt God or his people. Fork and knife. I haven’t lost my manners. I mean, how much have I lost by. Because I have a fruitcake? Yeah, I didn’t want that crap anyway. I have a fruitcake. I didn’t want that. Oh, it’s wrapped in paper. Why is this thing wrapped? Is this how you. This is how it’s done, huh? Oh, my God. I got a nice, healthy slice. Mine’s not good. Maybe yours is good. I don’t even. It tastes industrial. My brain can’t process it. My brain can’t process it. Yeah, I’m worried that if you swallow it, you won’t be able to have salt for the next week, but… You’re worried? A little bit. But… Swallow it. I swallowed a bunch of it already. I don’t want to get water retention in my face. You’re so vain. Oh, okay. We celebrate that where I’m come from. Where him come from. They celebrate where I’m come from… We celebrate vanity. We’re like, why not? There’s only one horn left. I’ll help you yank it. Yank it, yank it. Oh my goodness. Oh no. That one. How close are we here? Oh no. Oh no. Yes. I have won again. Oh no. Oh no. The light defeats the darkness. Okay, okay, okay. I will never fall for your deceptive schemes. You ready? You ready? You ready? Uh huh. So whatever it was, it seemed to get a little cute, but cute for the devil is demented. I did not… get too much information from the. Oh. Oh. I felt like you were looking through whatever it was because you were afraid to actually focus on it. Which means that this is a good spot. But what I’m doing is what you want me to do. Sometimes in my deepest part of myself, I can tell when I’m being overly influenced. In you’re what? In your what? My soul? Your deepest part of your soul. Yeah, I get. I mean, they are out of the duodenum. What is your deepest part? The duodenum? So you don’t want that. You don’t want it. You were scared. You were scared. huh? Now you’re less scared, huh? You were scared. Oh yeah. Face your fears, Satan. Open that box and take a deep gulp. Locked in. You’re locked in? 3, 2, 1. Satan. I’ve got your number, Satan. I’ve been taught all your tricks and look at you. You’re gonna have to eat the. I don’t know what to do. You’re gonna have to eat inside of that. Oh, the eyes. And suck the eyes out? Yes. Let’s see what they look like here. I kind of like the idea. it’s some sort of a… good God. It’s a white sphere. Might be like a little onion, like a pearl onion, with like a little blackness in the middle. Pop that thing out. Get it all out. Get the whole thing. Get the whole thing. Sorry. Manners. yummy, yummy. It’s not yummy yummy, yummy. In my evil tummy. This is a good cake pop. Hold him up. What happened to him? What is it? Dude? Eyes. Eyes. Yeah, but… what did it taste like? It’s very sour. Very, very sour. Mm. That was gross. You almost made me not want to eat my cake pop. Can I get a doggy bag? Don’t follow Satan. That’s the message here today. I just thought we would end with, like, a good, strong message. That’s the message here today. Don’t follow Satan. 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