Can you turn regular drinks into weird wine? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Wine is one of mankind’s oldest drinks, and when things get old, what do you do? You look for ways to reinvent them. Like Rhett growing a beard. Or Link throwing out the hair dye and changing his glasses every two seasons. These aren’t passive aggressive insults between two best friends. These are just facts, and wine is no different than us. Right, channels like Golden Hive Mead on TikTok are using science to turn things like Baja Blast and Dr. Pepper into wine. And you know that got us to thinking. What would such delicious science look and taste like with a little Mythical twist. It’s time for It’s what the heck is this wine made of? O’clock somewhere. Okay, boys. Pretty straightforward. You’re going to guess what each mystery wine is made of and tell us how you like it. To deliver your first glass and tell you a little bit more about how we did this, here is Mythical Sommelier Lily. Oh, we have… Oh, I didn’t know you were sommelier. Hello. I am. You’re so much. Welcome to Belvedere Winery. Oh. I am a master sommelier. I studied wine in Genovia for about ten years, um, and we’ve been fermenting six honey wines, or meads, for about three months. And this first one I have for you is a 1462 Sauvignon La La Pinot Blanc. Okay. She said a lot of different wine words. Is the three months real though? Three months is real. So for this one, I want you to kind of just hold this up to the lights and you’re gonna get a real nice sparkle to it, if it’s a quality wine. Um, well, it’s really cloudy. It’s cloudy. I don’t see a lot of sparkle. Maybe if I look at it from the other side. Oh. I think just the glass moved, but the liquid didn’t. Huh. Smell it. How’s the head on it? It smells like wine. Oh, yes. – It doesn’t smell like anything… – That we made in middle school. I guess we were in high school when you decided to make the wine. I would have never done that in middle school. Yeah. You made grape wine. You used grapes and sugar and a three liter bottle of some rip off grape soda. First batch was strawberry. Oh, it was? I think strawberry banana. Dink it. And sink it. It’s definitely alcoholic. I mean, the one you made, we were severely disappointed. Yeah. It tastes better than what we made, for sure. There’s a buttery familiarness. Are we saying that these all started as a different beverage? Yeah. And then you’re just, you’re just adding more sugar to it? Honey. Honey to make the mead. So should I be tasting the honey and then ignoring that? Well, how do you, the first thing is how do you like it? You have to give it a score from one to ten. – I would say that… – I don’t. The aftertaste is what’s gonna get… I don’t like it either. There’s something in the aftertaste that’s like candy. Yeah. It’s super fruity. Five, I don’t really like it. Yeah. It’s too sweet. Out of ten? Five out of ten. Three. Okay. But what is it? It’s a beverage. Yes. It’s a liquid. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I’ve got an answer. I don’t feel confident in it. Three, two, one. – Mountain Dew. – Capri Sun. Okay, neither one of you got it correct, but I’m gonna give you the hint and then just free for all. Okay. Try not to fly away. This wine could give you wings. Uh, Red Bull. Oh, Link, you got it. Yep, okay, now that I know that… Red Bull wine. Okay, now I can smell it. – You can smell it. – Not good. Not good. Um, sommelier, can you bring in a different one? Yes, of course. Okay. So for your next one, this is actually our highest ABV. So you’re gonna see a lot of arm, I mean, sorry, legs on this one. And I’m just gonna pour you a little taste. She’s real good. Yeah, I’ve studied wine since I was like five years old and you’re just gonna, if you just watch me, you’re just gonna Really just get in there and you’re gonna get like these Aromatic floral… She sniffed my wine so hard. Sniff mine. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Yeah, so good. You’re gonna get that like feral type of scent. Yeah, okay Oh, God. It doesn’t smell good. I’m glad we made her do that twice. So the Red Bull wine in the previous round actually had a 13 percent ABV. Really? And this one has like 15.5. 15.5? I had a headache. Don’t mind if I do. Before we started. – Usually it makes it worse to drink. – Why does it smell so bad? This smells awful. But I’m trying to go off the fact that once you told me the last one was Red Bull, I could then smell Red Bull, so I think I can probably actually smell what it is. Ah! Ah! Oh, man. Um, okay. Crap. Crab. Yes, crab. It tastes, you think this is crab juice? It’s so bad. I mean, she said it was feral. So this one is worse? It smells so bad. It doesn’t taste as bad as it smells, but it is wild. It’s got, there’s something distinct. I don’t know, I’ve gotta guess. Well, I want you to rate it. Oh. – Three. – Two. This one’s worse than the other one. It was definitely worse. But I have an educated guess. 3, 2, 1. – Coke. – Dr. Pepper. Link! Oh yes it is. It’s Coca-Cola. You messed up Coke so bad, Lily. I don’t understand what could have happened. Does it smell like Coke or… – It smells like… – No! No, it has a… The reason I said Dr. Pepper was because there was like a soft drinkish kind of… thing that is more Cola than Dr. Pepper, now that I know that’s what it is. The aftertaste is where you get it. It smells a little bit like those Coke bottle gummies, but like if those went bad, if those like were in a jar for three months. Or if you picked up a Coke bottle that like, an alcoholic had been drinking. And then you like, it was empty, maybe he spitted in it a little bit. He backwashed in it. And then you smelled it, Yeah, so drink up. Okay. So for your next one, it’s going to be a chilled. We’re gonna brighten it up a little bit. – Okay. – It’s dark. Yeah. – Chilled. – It is chilled. Though is dark. – And for this one… – Oh, it’s dark. It’s all about the finish. On this one, we really like the finish one. I want you to hold it in your mouth and I really want you to just think about like swallowing it and just like really feel that swallow. It’s nice and full bodied. So just taste the finish. Think about swallowing it. Can I just think about swallowing it instead of swallowing it? But don’t swallow it. We know to do this. Golly, man. The ABV on this one is right in between the other two. So, 14.4. Mmm. Ow. Oh, I’m thinking about swallowing. It’s got this syrupy quality. If you think about it like a port. It’s almost Guinness. Oh, that might be my guess. Uh, I’m gonna give this a seven. I actually think that a certain palate could really enjoy this. – This is… – Not mine. Yeah, somebody could like it. No, it’s not bad. I, I agree. I’m gonna give it a seven because it seems like a product. Not a mistake. It does seem like something that could be marketed to a specific group. You gotta make a better face than that when you drink it. If we’re gonna market it. Alright. Alright, I’m ready. Three, two, one. – Coffee! – Guinness! It’s cold brew coffee. Ah! Yeah. But it did, it did make it taste like Guinness, but as soon as I tasted it, It’s coffee. Coffee liqueur. There’s something to this. Kind of vibe. So, this is not something that’s ever done? Coffee wine chilled like this seems like it could be a thing. This could be a thing. We may have just made a thing. I mean, y’all may have just made a thing. Mead coffee. What would it be called? Coffee honey wine. – Just probably… – Coffee wine. Just coffee wine. Have you had the coffee wine? Coffee mead. Because it is mead, I think that’s sexy. Mead is like the least sexy drink. Too piratey? You just think of monks. Oh, monks. Monks aren’t sexy. No, not in the ones I’ve seen. Today is the launch of the season finale of season one of Roll for Mythicality, which is the Dungeons and Dragons series we’ve been doing over on the Mythical Society. You don’t want to miss it. Make sure you catch up on episodes 1 through 4. Roll for Mythicality. Mythical’s Dungeons Dragons series. Did I say that? I’ll say it again. Dungeons Dragons series. Dungeons Dragons series. Uh, season finale, episode 5. You know about that, Roll for Mythicality. Yeah, I’m in that. Our sommelier plays every week. I do it all. And you do it all. And you know what? Based on the gameplay when I was playing, I don’t know, when you were playing? She’s demented. She’s demented. You talk about milk. Well, actually, you both talk about milk. It’s your fault. – She uses, like… – The thing she decides to do to people. It’s just my fantasy. – Sadistic. – Living out your fantasy. With kitchen type stuff. Dishes. She did some stuff with spoons. It’s wild. That’s true. Okay, you’re in for a treat for your next one. This is very tobacco forward, very robust. Is that a hint? Nope, it’s just… – Cigarette juice. – Cigarette wine. Notes of cigarettes. And for this one I’ll just demonstrate. You’re just gonna I’m gonna gargle it. Can’t wait to do what she did. You’re gonna gargle it, and you’re gonna let that harmonize in your mouth. Oh my god! You two wouldn’t know anything about harmony, would ya? No we wouldn’t. Dink it, and sink it. Oh! One. One! One. One. What is it though? I don’t want to have to drink it again. I think something might be wrong with this one. It makes me sick when I smell it. I can’t stop though. – There’s a um… – What is that? – I gotta figure out what it is. – There’s a deepness to it. It’s, oh my gosh. I think I know what it is. Okay. I think I have a guess. – Woo! – Okay. Three, two, one. – Dr. Pepper? – Vegemite. Oh. Yeah. This is the most wine-like one of the entire bunch. Prunes. Beer. No, like, it should taste almost exactly like wine, based on what’s in it. Welch’s grape juice. Yep. What? What? This is… Smell it. Think Welch’s grape juice gone bad and smell it. You know, that specific aftertaste… – I can’t taste it again… – in a Welch’s grape juice and then think the like shadow version of that. – You know what I’m saying? – Definitely. It’s like it’s the bad, evil version of that. We can market that shadow grape juice. Yeah. Made from the shadows of grapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s horrible. We, we’ve already established that given a one by both Rhett and Link. Put that on the label. Okay, I’m really glad you’re enjoying yourself so much. Okay. Um, this is a skin contact and I have a nice fun tip for you here. If I could assist you. Skin contact? Skin contact. It’s in like an orange wine that we have here. If I can just have you, like, open your mouth, kind of like, can I just, do you just take a teaspoon of this? And then can I just, can I touch your face? I’m just gonna go like that… And then I just want you to… Okay? Most of that went on my shirt. Yeah, that’s part of the experience. It’s part of it. Now when you said touch his face, I didn’t know that you meant grab his bottom lip. Can I just… Go in there like that. And I just want you to… Why don’t you just fish hook us in the next round I don’t know what I was supposed to do different You did great, Rhett. I mean, it’s the color of your shirt. – which is good, cause it’s all over. Yeah, I know. It works. The little bit that I had… This may be the best tasting one. I can’t believe the Welch’s tastes so horrible. Hmm. Okay. Yeah, this is not bad. See, I would have said that this is grape juice. Agreed. It’s something that’s already pretty juicy. It’s not something that’s foreign to the world of juice. Why is my face hurting? What is this doing to our biome? Drunkness. Oh, okay. I’m gonna give it a seven as a score. You know what, I’m gonna give it an eight. Wow. And I’m ready to guess. Three, two, one. Capri Sun. White grape juice. I’m really surprised this one tastes good. The hint is, if you got a burning sensation from our wine, this could help. Uh, milk. Pepto Bismol? But how could that be milk? It’s if you have a burn somewhere else. – Oh. – Aloe. Yeah, it’s aloe. Aloe is good as wine! Aloe wine. Aloe wine! What? Aloe wine. It sounds like a word in and of itself, like one whole word. The brand is Aloewine. Aloewine. And people are like, For the guys who gave grape juice wine, a one. Comes the new Aloewine. Aloewine. How’s that sound? Okay, so for your last one, I want this to just be like a very relaxing moment for you both. End it on a good note. This looks like it’s gonna be real bad. Is it supposed to have a green tint? Yes, that’s a part of it. It’s the tannins. But just close your eyes and just take a deep breath before you take a sip. Now yell your mother’s name before you take a sip! Do it! Do it now! Diane! Sue! One. No, no, no, hold on. It’s not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it ain’t that bad. You don’t think so? Here I am telling you it ain’t that bad. It smells awful. It smells awful. It’s not that bad. There’s a fish flavor. Oh. No, I don’t think so. It was better the first time, maybe. Sue! Uh, you really need to say your mom’s name, I don’t know. Sue! Hmm. Uh, I’m gonna give this one a, I’m gonna give it a six. It’s not, it’s not bad. I think it’s awful, but I’m sticking with a one. Ready to guess? Uh, shoot, I don’t know. I gotta guess. – I got a guess. – Don’t know how this would work chemically. Three, two, one. – Pear? – Pickle juice. It tasted pear ish to me. Nope, no. Your hint is, this wine’s source had notable slogans over the years like, wind from within, and is it in you? Gatorade. Lemon lime? Uh, no. Orange? Nope. Well, there’s a, you said something about the color. – It’s green with… – Oh, blue. It’s like, blue Gatorade. What, how, how did it go from blue to this? They made wine out of it. Blue Gatorade, huh? So what’s the one we like the most? The coffee one. Alright. No, it’s aloe. Oh, the aloe beat the coffee. Yes! Aloe got a better grade than the coffee? But the coffee is the most marketable, so we’re going with that one. – Aloe and coffee. – Aloewine! We’ll do that, we’ll do that. It’s like a word, all one word. All right, so who won? Who was better? Rhett won, and we have a custom made wine bottle for him. What’s that say on it? Oh, it says, Douceur Du Rhett. Douceur. Does that mean douche? I hope so. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Hiya, I’m Hannah. And I’m Joe. We’re from Montreal. And we’re about to do a blindfolded cream soda taste test. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Representing some Mythical in that living room. I like it when couples get blindfolded. Click the top link to watch us play a game of Taboo with Sodas in Good Mythical More. 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