Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got some products that might have some tricks up their sleeve. Let’s test them out. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to Human Rights Watch to aid in their mission to defend the rights of people worldwide. Human Rights Watch carefully investigates abuses and pressures those with power to secure justice. And you know what? You can join us in giving at hrw.org/donate. Yes. Thank you for being your mythical best. Um, I got an idea. Can you, um, can you reach over there and grab me that, uh, that cone that the, um, cone. Yeah. Get the cone. I got a cone. I got a cone. Can you sit back down? Yeah, okay, yeah. I’m not looking down. You might need a harder surface You might need a harder surface. Oh, you know what? Give me a defective whoopee cushion and say it’s my fault. This is the newfangled ones. Self reinflating. But it doesn’t, it doesn’t fart. They’re not like the, oh! Hard surface. They’re not like the good ones, the old ones. Whoopie cushion, the classic prank. I, I should have just got you to lean, cause when you walk, then you had to walk back. Alright, let’s try it again. Okay. Oh! My goodness, I’m sorry, excuse me. Hot tip, hot tip, you gotta put it on the edge of the butt cheek here, right there. Do it again. Do it again. Well, I don’t have to do anything. Oh, I’m sorry. Excuse me. I had a lot of chicken. Yep. Oh, just got back from church. Twenty minutes later. Oh, my goodness. KFC injures. Injures? So, you know, but you know what I’m talking about. Yeah. I like giving, uh, yeah, you had to blow it up. You giving the reasoning of your, uh, gas to excuse it. You know? It’s like, I’m sorry I farted. This is the reason why. And this is why. Cause food just went through me and then made me fart. It’s, it’s pretty brilliant. All it does is it has expandable foam inside of it. In an intake valve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s got a little hole right there. Give it a little rub. Boy, that day at the whoopie factory, when somebody came in with that idea, they’re like, okay, hear me out. You know how we’ve been putting our wet mouths on these Whoopie cushions for years? And then people have been putting their asses on them, and then we pick them back up and put our wet mouths on them? I’m about to change everything. They’re very powdered. Like the first time you sat on it, and then through the fourth time, powder came out. Really? No, that was just for me. No, they’re, oh, they’re berry powdered. Oh. Go slow. I just don’t have it. I just don’t have it in me. You have to go slow. Get it? Alright, so we did that one, Stevie. You loved it. Now we’re gonna do another one. Oh, it’s a waggle spoon. Alright, so we’ve got a cup. And we’ve got a mug. And the more you drink What, what? You got me. Hold on, is the prank gonna be later when he dies from poison? What is it, guys? It’s supposed to be a dribble glass? Oh, I think put more water in it. Like, fill it almost up to the top. Okay, whoop, I dribbled. But that was just me, right? Okay, now try it. Oh, oh, what’s happening? There’s a hole in my cup. Oh, why are you dribbling? There’s a hole in my cup. Hold on, why is your glass dribbling? It’s so embarrassing. What’s wrong with you? Where is it dribbling from? There’s a hole. Oh, the holes are up here. There’s a hole here. There’s a hole there. Yeah. So you really got to fill it up. Well, that’s not that great. And then how are you supposed to, I mean, it’s like, would you like a glass of water? Somebody comes over and this is the glass you give me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s like, you know, it’s, you already think you’re the victim of something. Right. When you give me a glass that small, it’s like, what are you trying to say about me? Well, I was so thirsty. It’s just that your hand’s bigger here. Take this one back to the drawing board. I think they make it small so that you want to fill it up so much. That’s my guess. Let me see that next one. Can you believe Church”s won? Cash king. That’s what that says, Rhett. Okay. So this is basically like, um, Is it a mail in form? So basically it’s just like this. So it’s a, it’s a big scratcher. And does it, Okay, so there’s, five top prizes. King’s numbers. And I want to try to get my numbers. I’m guessing that it’s a winner. So you give this to somebody and they think that they’ve won a million dollars. It’s actually kind of cruel. You know, have you ever thought you won a million dollars and somebody just laughs in your face? I’ll demonstrate what that’s like in a second. If you ever. It’s done deciphering. When any one of your numbers match any king’s number, win prize under matching number. Find a king, win all 20 prizes shown. I found a king! I won everything! Oh gosh! No, this is crazy! I won 500 plus 10 plus 100 plus 100,000 plus 50 plus 100 plus 500 plus 100,000 plus 1,000 plus 10! Ha! It’s kind of unbelievable. You, your life has changed. How do you feel? I, I, I, like, I feel like the cash king. Ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Do you have a pen? Cause I have to print. Hey man. My name. Don’t you get it? Ha! Dude. These prizes are available in full wherever tickets are sold in your dreams. Ha! Your dreams! In your dreams! Oh god. Let me scream that loud in your ear for a few minutes. I didn’t think you heard me. Let me do it, let me do it, let me do it. Just see how it feels. Like my eardrum was like, vibrating at a level it’s never done before. I just want to do it back to you. Ha! I don’t know it’s space forward. I’m not gonna do it. No it’s fun. It’s not gonna hurt you. Ha! Well if there’s any consolation, it hurt my throat and I didn’t think you heard me. Ow! Did you seriously forget? Did you really forget? I thought, I thought that it was this end that shocked you. But then, the uh, It’s not that bad if you expect it, but you like? Yeah, I kind of like it. Hold it. Let’s hold it down. Hold it down. Let’s hold it down. Oh, hold it down. Let’s hold it down. Yeah. Hold it down. You gotta use the other finger. Ah! I can’t, I can’t do it. Ah! Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah, I’m getting hot. Ah, I’m getting so hot. First of all, anyone that would give this to someone that they liked, Like, this is, There’s nothing funny about this. Like, making somebody think that they’ve won 200, 000 as a prank. That’s okay. A million? No, that’s cruel. This is just bad. This is just for bad people. Do I get to keep this big quarter? Yeah, what is it? It is a big quarter. Is this the one that we flip? Yeah. Looks like it’s a Super Bowl. Then no, you don’t get to keep it. What’s next? KG’s attached too much of a worth to it. Okay, next one. I mean, technically you’re supposed to be ranking, you know. Well, Cash King’s the worst. Yeah. The pen is the best so far. Okay. It’s unrippable. I was gonna wipe my nose with it. I mean, think about. Now this would be a, this is a good prank. When you really need it. At a party, like a chili party. But not, at somebody else’s house, you swap it out. Oh gosh. Not at your own house. Think about what you would do to do it. Like, you’d be in there. Yeah, I’ll dispense. You’d end up putting this whole thing in the toilet. I’ll dispense it. Now yeah, so you do what you do. Oh gosh. You’re on the toilet. Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh. So then, you know, oh. You already kneaded a lot. Oh gosh. Oh. Oh. Oh gosh. Then I would be like, oh gosh. But then you’re, then you’re thinking. And then I would just go like this. Yeah, you just. Then I would. Then you would wipe. And then you would and then I would just put that in the toilet. Right, right, right. Keep on rolling. It will not rip apart. I mean, you’d have to If you had a pocket knife, you’d wipe again. Put that in the toilet. And then I would just continue that. Right, right. Right, right, right. Now hold on, we can’t do the prank. If, if we, if we, does it rip it anywhere? Oh, here it rips here. Once you get down here, you can rip it. Use this. Ow. Oh no. Let me see if I can rip through it. It’s rip proof. The whole thing. How did I get? No, it’s not. Look, I can get into it here. I can get it. Oh, look. And you just keep ripping deeper because it’s got and deeper. It’s got. It’s like, um, it’s, it’s very, you’re not getting there. Because it’s, oh, look, look, look, look. If you ever get stuck in this situation at my house. Yeah, look, see, you do this, it’s strips. I mean, it’s almost fabric. You have to come here and. Feels like paper, but, I’m almost through, I’m almost through, look. Got it. And then, then the next person comes in, it’s like, Wow, they’re, They must have a cat. They must have a cat, and they start wiping their butt. Alright, yeah, we’re gonna take this to a party. Yeah, we are. Hold on, hold on. For real? Cut it straight? Put it in one of the bathrooms outside. Because everybody in here will be in on the joke. And it’s whoever doesn’t see it. And we put a camera in there. Yeah, we put a camera in there. Tastefully framed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the face. Just the face cam. Wow, that was exhausting. That was awesome. This is the best one. This is better than the pen. Oh, what? Okay. So, so this up, this is a, Let’s see, there’s a, there’s a red button and then there’s a white button and the white button says fart underneath it. Red button says nothing. I’m gonna push the one that says fart. Let’s turn it on maybe. Turn it on. Oh, there’s only one button, it’s the red one, and when you hit the red, this is a prank in and of itself. This is not a button, this is an indicator light when a fart is happening. If you’re so far away that you can’t hear the fart, you can see it light up, I think it’s. You mind if I put this in my pants? I’d love that. So it’s got a belt, it’s got a belt loop on it. It’s in my pants. Oh my goodness, the Church’s! But reach for something. Oh, I’m sorry, went the KFC and Church’s today. Reach for something else. Oh, excuse me, I’ve been eating. Alright, point at something. Look at that bird! Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m digesting. Uh, sit down and then get up. Sit. Back. Oh ho ho! What, you got me with a whoopie cushion? Oh, no you didn’t. Walk around. Give me the walking farts. Oh! Oh! There’s a lot of them in there. Oh, I’m so sorry! Oh! I’m never gonna get anywhere! Oh! Ugh! You do when you’re farting this much. Oh, oh, oh, oh, now it’s going down my. Oh, it was a machine the whole time! Let me, let me. Let’s put this in the bathroom. Put this in the bathroom. I sat on it. Let me see. Oh. Can you make the face that you think you would make when you make that fart? Yeah. You gotta anticipate it a little bit more. I’m gonna leave it here so you can hear it real good. Maybe that’s too much. It’s like you’re getting something in your eye. Stop! Stop, butt! Stop farting, butt! Some people hate this so much. You know, you either love it or you hate it. I love that about this. This is so dumb. This is like some third grade, man. We would, you know how much fun we would have with this. A lot, Rhett. How much you would have with this? Man. 1986, man. What is this? Um, see if you can guess what that is. Slide the small black switch to turn on the device. You’ll hear a beep indicating it’s active. Press the small gray button to change the sound. What does it do? Note, the large black circle is the speaker, not the button. The device will beep at random intervals. It can occur as quickly as 4 minutes or take as long as 45 minutes. Oh gosh, this is to drive somebody nuts. Ha ha ha ha ha. Annoying PCB sounds. Need it to beep faster? Hold the small grey button down until it beeps 5 times. About 6 seconds. This resets after turning the device off. Beep. Don’t turn the device off. Okay, now I’ll just let it go. And what it’s going to do is We’ll put it in the toilet paper. It’s going to annoy us. Tape it in the toilet paper. What is that sound? The click? What is that click? So it needs to happen. It needs to happen. Because, uh, we’ve set it up. I don’t know what we can do in the meantime. What was that? Is that a fire alarm? Is that a, smoke detector? Is that somebody changed the batteries in the carbon monoxide? Maybe there’s CO2, maybe we’re gonna die. Well, CO2, there’s a lot of that here. It’s everywhere. Every time I breathe out more carbon monoxide. Not carbon dioxide. Carbon monoxide. CO. CO, man. Oh, sorry. Yes, I’m listening. Oh, did you hear that? See, is that one going again? Get it real close. The man’s been through a near death experience, now we’re doing this to him. Hey, don’t we have, we have, uh, like, uh, like stereo sound on this show, right? So I’m from a little bit on this side, and Link’s from a little bit that side? Alright, let’s. Alright, I got a, uh. A.S.M. fart. Let’s look. I’ll get it next to your mic and then my mic. Go ahead. Again. This is for the headphone listeners. 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