more than 1,000 haiku are being sent to Mars let’s talk about that good mythical morning thanks for making us a part of your daily routine every weekday we don’t know every day Monday through Friday all right right people out there in the mythical worlds check this out any any real worlds any of you on Mars this is especially for you more than 1,000 haiku as Japanese poetry you’re familiar with this yeah I went to school we’ll be going to Mars NASA’s spacecraft maven as an acronym for Mars atmosphere and volatile evolution missile is on its way on a journey to the red planet this November and thanks to a contest put on by the University of Colorado 1000 Haiku will be on board we’re gonna blow up Mars with the haiku a missile it is called a missile but it is a satellite but I have we notified the Martians I think that’s just how it’s gonna get there right it’s it’s it’s a benign but a missile when I hear missile or missile I think this is a threat we’re blowing up Mars with a with 1000 Haiku that’s how you do it yeah you do it with poetry if you’ve ever wondered how to obliterate a planet it’s with five syllables seven syllables and then five more syllables you know how haikus are structured take a hike who is it what it was a plural of haiku haiku and in in Japan they’re not syllables they’re just sounds it works a little bit differently but I of course I know all about so read the other way I’m also an origami master back in May the going to Mars competition invited the public to submit poetry that would be included on the spacecraft during this mission to study Mars’s up in the upper atmosphere I don’t know what happened to my brain right then I’ve always wanted a transition from Mars sometimes Iran’s mission I can’t even get erect might be correct you want me to take over I mean I can read too I can read English I can read I’m doing more than reading I’m processing mr. fancy maybe that’s what’s wrong what did you submit a haiku no I did not but I don’t believe in this program I don’t understand we’re sending a missile to either blow up Mars or explore the upper atmosphere we’re sending haiku what how are the haikus getting there like are they on sheets of paper it wasn’t mine he is gonna read them Marcin my back Martians cannot but for a Martians don’t exist I mean we already know this we’ve roved around on the surface for ever being on the other side it’s just it’s kind of other side of the tree kind of thing hide-and-seek scenario I doubt it they’re there and who care what they won’t care about English anyway they won’t know English and they probably won’t be in the Haiku it’s the most boring form of poetry ever uh-oh it is being maze and then the latest Kanye joint enemies being made you know cinema learn with some rhythm haiku I want to read the top five haikus that the contest decided that received the most votes okay it’s just a publicity stunt for this thing send him that performance Miley Cyrus did at the VMA and win that to the March for pecho and then they’ll blow us up number one it’s funny they named Mars after the God of War have a look at Earth that’s from Benedict Smith in the UK that must be why I don’t get it cause it’s the only thing I get he’s saying how ironic how hypocritical of us Earthlings to call another planet to name them Mars after the God of War when we’re just sitting you’re killing one another that’s sad it’s out downer that’s not what it means it is true though I will give him that much hold on we should at least if these are gonna be this heavy we should at least introduce some heavy music to go along with these like heavy metal no just dim you know heavy like mu D mu D news okay let’s play some mood music Vanna Bonta yeah resident of the United States of America submitted submitted this one yeah I like it the name Vanna on a woman to the music 36 million miles of whispering welcome Mars you called us home I don’t don’t get me I get it this woman believes that life began on Mars and then came here on a meteor which I think could be true and she’s a an American Vanna I’m very American for okay this next one is from Louisa Santoro an Italian she’s Italian so we should do some Italian music okay under there and we should eat some Italian food do we have any good it please they don’t actually have spaghetti unit and tally cue the music I probably don’t have to say cue yeah you just need to read them it’s just a judgement call in post okay stars in the blue sky cheerfully observe the earth that was you thinking Italian talks like no I was about two dozen did blue sky yeah no that’s healthy I was good that’s not actually they talk they speak Italian this is probably written in Italian it’s amazing that it came out 575 can I do this in my own way yeah stars in the blue sky cheerfully observe the earth while are we long for then are you happy yeah that’s good why are we long for that one was kind of weak also these are the top five okay I got I got two more you are you on the edge of your seats mythical beasts Greg Pruitt in Idaho that’s in the United States of America he submitted this when Idaho we should do some potato as a potato music Irish play some play on Irish folk song distant red planet the dreams of earth beans flow we will someday roam he thinks we’re gonna live on Mars should have gone with Kanye or Miley I’m telling you this is very weak people and finally they’re not nothing much of us Fannie radensky from Hungary no I like the name Fannie on a woman also yeah it means something different in the UK than it does here did you know that my grandma’s name is fanny so I’m much props to fanny here Mars your secret is unknown for Humanity we want to know you there’s nobody to know I mean there’s no people there Fanny’s not listen these are weak I anticipated this I wrote my own haiku that you know I think they should send to Mars because these are super they’re serious contest is over well I don’t care I just know it’s never too late I mean it’s Jo I wrote one too okay it really yeah um mine has a title can you title a haiku mine’s called Mars what gives go wild Mars way Mars what gives what tech one use mark do you want upbeats I want I want some hip-hop to play under this we send mars rovers we send mars satellites why mars sends nothing back what gives mars you can’t you can’t say the tile is part of it that breaks the rule listen is there a character limit it’s a freaking cd-rom or a computer disk of some kind it doesn’t matter I want there’s no rules are you okay I’m upsetting out of this who knew he’d get so upset all right uh no music undermine really okay Mars ain’t no place to raise your kids in fact it’s cold I’m a Rocket Man Rocket Man bought it I’m steve-o head of Rome Elton John I’m familiar with the song yeah I’ve heard it on many a jukebox but I don’t know the lyrics to that point okay Martians have at it I hate to break it to you the thing’s not even going to land it’s just gonna circle around Mars yeah this is a 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