Today we ask the age old question. Will it hat? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! A hat can be many things. An accessory to keep your head warm, a part of religion or culture, or a fashion statement. Or something to hide your hair when you forget to do your three hour hair care routine. Mm-hmm. The point is, a hat wears many hats. And that’s what makes it the perfect item to join the coveted Mythical pantheon of things like shoes, shorts, and slip n slides. Welcome to the club, hats. It’s time for Will It Hat? Have you ever woken up late for work and had no time to shower? And you just know that your body and your hair have the kind of stink that could cost you friends and probably get you fired? Ha ha ha, well those days are behind you. Behold, the hair freshener! Who on earth has thought about. Yep, mm-hmm. Taking air fresheners, making a hat. This is, this is a new world, this is a new future. Now, I know you can’t tell, but I’m still under here. These are the corporate ones that like, spray on a timer. They’re very heavy, they are fully loaded. I am so fully loaded right now. These are for the um, rear view mirrors of your car. Lucas, you made the entire brim out of that. I did, yeah. Out of air fresheners. I see that. Out of air fresheners. New car smell. So do you wanna, I smell great right now. Do you wanna, like. Here’s some blue cheese. So see if you can smell yourself. Like, can you smell the blue cheese? For a second I can. But what if you were having blue cheese? Smells like friggin. Yeah, if I’m having it. You know how you just have two big blocks of blue cheese. Look at me, I’m having blue cheese in front of me. And I’m gesturing this way some. This is a neck workout. Are you getting it? I still smell only. Little trees. Oh, new car scent, that’s what I smell. These are gonna go off on a timer. Oh, they’re gonna go off. Soon enough. Hmm. Oh! There you go. It’s starting to pop off now. Do you know which one it was? That was, that was that one over there. It popped off. Did you smell? Oh yeah, it’s really I mean, the scent went that way, so it didn’t really help this way. So you’re probably still getting it. No, I can’t smell any blue cheese. I, I, I, you would think I was in a car. What is this? Oh, here’s another one. It just went that way. What about this? Now I’m kind of in a car. Oh, I’ve got some, I’ve got a bowl of fish. Oh, I feel like I’ve driven my car into a bathroom. Which is a dream of mine. You look so mysterious. Can you, can you smell me? Yeah, it’s kinda strong. Are you getting a headache? I think it’s gonna give you a headache. I can’t, I’d rather smell this stuff. Um. Oh, we got some more. What is, what is this thing? Well, first of all, I think I look great. Gah! Who did that? [Laughter]. I can’t, I still feel like I’m in a bathroom in a new car. Maybe an RV has a bathroom. Let’s wait for another one. A very new RV that no one’s ever taken a crap in. I’m in the bathroom. That’s what I smell right now. Oh! There we go. That way. Went that way. Now, I gotta say, I would be a little bit, uh, worried to go out in a high wind. But the sun coverage is really good. But, the brim. I kinda look like that guy from Big and Rich. Yeah. For those of you who know what I’m talking about. I’m assuming that would be big, but I don’t know. That hat’s big. But it looks cool. If you could, you could. I could be a good poker player. You could rove around public restrooms with that and like have a whole outfit. That would be cool. So it looks good. Is it comfortable? No, it’s very heavy. Oh, but as, as the liquid is released, it gets lighter and lighter. So it only gets better from here. It’s as bad as it feels as it’s going to feel right now. Okay. And it kind of looks like they might be speakers, and so it’ll be a conversation starter. When I say, no, they’re not speakers. They’re air fresheners. If you work in a morgue or on a fishing boat or anywhere near the Mythical Kitchen, I would recommend this. So we are saying Air fresheners! Will it hat? Yes! I’m a cat owner myself, um, I just didn’t know if I wanted to call myself a cat owner. Yeah, you kind of bailed on yourself. But I did that, and it’s like, I’m more of a cat cohabitant. I think is, uh, Sokka’s perspective on this. I know how difficult it is to keep them entertained on things that they can be entertained with. And that’s why we’re here to help with that with the Hat Knit. Okay. Do I have any, do I have a mark on, from the last hat? This hat is made… It’s full of different things that a cat would love to play with. If we only had a cat. Whoa! Here’s a cat. Alright, Adelaide is here with Xenon again. Bring him back in, Xenon. The star cat. Hi, Xenon! Alright. Lasers! Catnip! No, no, no. This is the interesting thing. This is the thing. This is the — Xenon! Xenon! Come on, Xenon! Get over here! Xenon, these are the things that you should Xenon! Xenon, look. Look. This is so cool. Everything that you could possibly want. Like, look. I mean, look at this guy. It’s got multiple layers. I’m just gonna be still and see if we can get You know, and I won’t look at it directly. The cardinal on top has catnip in it. Rhett, see if you can lure lure with the cardinal. Come on. Come in, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Cat. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Look at that, Xenon. Look at that. Meow. Oh, this is really working. Meow. Like a charm. Let’s try it again. Look. Look, Xenon. There’s catnip in there. Meow. It’s like drugs for cats. Is that cool? Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow. Meow. Xenon. Xenon does not. Whoaaa. Kitty, kitty, kitty. Hiss, hiss. Well, it didn’t really work for its intended audience. So now it’s really just how does it feel and how does it look. I mean when we’re sitting at home in like high back chairs. The cat will jump up back here, and um, I think this would be great for Christy to wear. To get the cat up there, and then to crawl on it. Like, they love crawling on furniture. If I sit still enough at home, I can get some footage. But here’s the thing. We tried it, the cat seemed to actively dislike it. Yep. And so I think we just have to be honest and say, Cat Toys, Will It Hat? No! Quick announcement. It’s the time of year again that we love one of our favorite Mythical Society promotions. In case you missed a quarterly collectible item from this past year, any purchase of a third degree annual plan now, that’s a new order, a renewal, a gift purchase, or an upgrade, will get you your choice of a 2024 quarterly collectible item. Boom! We’ll just let you have it, but we do sell out. So if you want something, be sure to sign up soon, all right? First come, first served, while supplies last. Visit mythicalsociety.com. Okay, now, when you’re on a quick shopping run and don’t need a full cart, you grab yourself a little basket, right? That’s right, uh huh. But that basket weighs you down and doesn’t give you free range of motion. Well, folks, the problem is now solved. Introducing the Grocery Bask-Hat! Yes. Bask-Hats. Throw it on. And it’s got a brim. Oh, and is that? And a chin strap. Which I used to have. So this keeps the sun out. Did we, did we just steal this from a target? Yes we did. Okay. Alright, good. But I never saw it. I didn’t see you do it. Okay. So if we put eye holes in that, this thing would be like for, like, a fighting opportunity. So, I would basically, if you could, could you make yourself into a shelf? That I could shop from for a moment? Oh, here’s your shelf. You want me to take some of this and put it on me? Is that what you mean? Yeah. Oh, the carrots. Oh. Oh, I’m a shelf. Wasn’t anticipating having to, uh. Clam chowder. Oh. Let me get what you can see. Avocados. Hello, hello, yes, yes, yes, yes. Make the deal. Butter. It’s starting to get a little bit heavy. Is it, is it choking you? It’s not choking me, but. You wanna Squirt? Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, cause you can’t Ho! Nope. More, more straight up. Oh yeah! There you go. And it, it becomes kind of Cirque du Soleil-ish. Oh, I can’t bend over. Oh, you can’t bend over. There are limitations to this. So you need to have a shopping assistant. Cause you can’t bend over. Oh, sorry. It’s getting a little, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That bread’s seen better days! It went all, it went way back in there. I gotta get this bread in there. If you can’t shop for, if you can’t shop for bread with it Oh, there you go. Oh gosh. It’s really starting to hurt. Alright, and lastly, the let the lettuce. Gotta get some greens. Just gonna do it like this because. You see the, you see the women carrying water on their heads. But I can, I can wave. For miles? I can wave hi to all my friends at the, the grocery shop. And then what happens when you get to this checkout? I’m like, oh, oh, I got my phone in one hand, I got my wallet in the other. I can write a check. You know, I love writing checks for my groceries. What about scanning the items? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, self checkout. Well. Self check out. I would not. Can you do the beeps? Beep. Well, I guess it’s kind of working. It seems like you’re having a hard time. No, no. Does it look on my face? But you look cool. Well, hold on. It might be tough to get one of these. Boop. Okay, hold on. Now I’ve got a problem. Hold on a second. I’m gonna do it. Don’t worry. Ma’am, no, I do not need any assistance. Yep. Beep. Yeah. I was just hoping it would roll out. I’m sorry. No, uh. You don’t want those, right? Clean up. On. Self checkout. Clean up on self checkout line. Uh. This is. This is. Fun. Uh. But. I just don’t think it got the kinks worked out. You agree? It’s a good prototype though. Grocery basket. Will it hat? No. Picture this. You and your best friend are on a plane, the plane crashes. Everyone’s dead except for you and your friend. You find yourself on an island. No food or water. What do you do? Don’t worry, we got you. This is the Apocala-lid. Oh. Oh yeah, put it on there. Oh. Oh. It’s a hat that has everything you need to survive. Look at that. Look at me. I mean, first of all, I’m comfortable, I look cool, I’m walking around on the island. Hey buddy, guess what I got? I’ve got beef jerky for a brim, I’ve got nuts for a hat, I’ve got cliff bars for the top of the hat, I’ve got some water bottles here that are just smacking me in the cheeks. Now, how would you administer this to yourself? Or is this, your friends with you? Yeah. Yeah. So I’m here. Yep. Okay. You hungry? Eat some, eat some bur-jerky. So it just is. Bur-jerky. Tear it open. Oh. Oh. And then nuts. Yeah. So you gotta have a friend do this? I feel like you coulda torn that. What? Oh. And what about, I want a cliff bar. I think you just pop one off. How do I get, now, I want, I, you have to leave the packaging because that’s what, that’s the structural integrity of the hat. I got it, I got it, I got it. Also, I brought scissors, uh, off the plane. We’re gonna need those. I might cut some of your hair. Don’t. Okay. This is really gonna work up an appetite for you, too, so. Now you just pull that cliff bar right out. Where’s the cliff bar? There. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you, you eat some beef jerky. Uh, okay. I’m gonna drink some water. [Laughter.] Surviving? More like thriving. That’s quite nice. That’s quite nice. Right. Am I um, my head is being protected from the sun, like I’m not getting any of that skin cancer. I kind of chewed it in place. Surviving? More like thriving. I already said that, but it worked first time. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. It was funny the first time, it’s gonna be funny the second time. You want some water, man? Get you some water. Oh man, this is still open. Ooh. Good. Good friend. Well, this is really, alright, how would you get some beef jerky? I think you might be able to stretch it down. And then, uh, Lucas told us that what you can do is, once you eat all the beef jerky, you can use the string to, uh, catch more beef jerky. Yep. I’m lovin this. Mmm, that’s quite tasty. And you don’t need a hat. Cause I got, you got one. This is it. Alright, did I sell you on it? Are you, do you think it’s awesome? I think it’s pretty amazing. I kinda want one for myself, but I’m just willing to share. And it kinda has… It looks kinda like a shower cap. Of sorts. I wanna go to like a concert like this, you know? I’m worried, as we’re sneaking up on the wild boars, that you might be a liability. Because of my smell? Well, and the crackling, the crackling of your uh, your packaging and the swinging of the water. It’s probably worth the sacrifice. So you don’t like it? Uh, no. I like it. Oh, and this one’s got M&M’s in it. Hold on. Oh yeah. Yeah. Open that up. Oh, Take some of that. Alright, so survival foods, will it hat? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, I’m thinking we made fashion statements and technological progress today. Yeah. And we played with a cat for a little bit. Well, I don’t know if I call that playing. No. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Brandon from Big Lake, Minnesota. I’m about to take my daughter trick or treating. It’s Nilla wafer Top Hat time. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Nilla wafer Top Hat time. Click the top link to watch us play Roblox games in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Get a past 2024 quarterly collectible item with a third degree annual plan. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.