we have five unexpectedly awesome pieces of advice for college freshmen let’s talk about those good mythical morning we asked you on Facebook Twitter Google Plus you know the places where there’s a rhettandlink presence and you interact with us to give us questions of advice how can we help you does that make sense not really some advice we don’t really sound like guys who are qualified to give advice because you didn’t phrase the question in a way that made logical sense yeah I’m undermining this whole thing well they’ve already asked you asked you to ask us questions oh they bite you – fine some advice – for read the first gradual MacIntyre no relation to Reba how do you know that you don’t know that let me start again Rachel McEntire hopefully and probably related to Reba daughter asks on Facebook I’m gonna toggle I reboot what’s the best what’s the best advice you have for a college freshman okay best advice for a college freshman we were both at one time college freshman NC State University go Wolfpack once we were dorm mates we were friends it was it was great roommates actually uh well we were in a dorm though first piece of advice don’t ride a bike my friend will Thomas was riding a bike across campus trying to get to his class he hit a curb fell on his face and he’s gotten scarred that you just can’t help but look at every time you see him he’s still great guy I mean he’s he’s a good guy he’s probably watching Kyle ride a bike with a face card it’s really faded it I can barely see it – a piece of advice number two wear flip-flops in the shower I got a fungal infection from the shower that lasted years upon years it was horrible you could smell it they each are you gonna name names here yeah I know just give us other people in dorm you know other people with fungal infections that gave it to me flip-flops in the shower please yeah I’ll mention Tim a piece of advice number three build a loft my biggest request shoot I don’t mean to say request I mean to say regret why did I say request my biggest request is for you to give me advice on how to speak my biggest regret in college is not building a loft and buy loft I mean like a glorified bunk bed I mean it’s pretty obvious why right I’d have no idea why why because it’s like a bunk bed dude we we had a bunk bed in freshman year you slept on top oh yeah freshmen yeah that’s what we’re talking about I’m undermining this all it would have been known to but it wasn’t a loft you were aloft I was but you were underneath me I wanted my desk under getting different in a different book in a different box here’s my advice going pro right piece number four um it was supposed to loft who’s with me every once in a while McDonald’s does a like a special where they sell the Big Mac for really cheap like at least they did in Raleigh fifty nine cents for a Big Mac I don’t need to do this anymore I would I would buy a dozen of them put them in the freezer freeze salmon in every day for lunch sometimes lunch and dinner oh and by all I would thawing out and by do it and buy freezer this is what he means he means our dorm frigerator that you would open the door it’s this big you open the door and it has that little metal thing at the top that’s covered in frost one day I come home from economics 101 I go back into the dorm room I’m it’s oh I’m gonna get a mellow yellow’ because I drink a lot of those our whole bottom of the dorm room fridge was filled with those the whole top was just jam packed full of cardboard boxes with frozen Big Macs inside of them yeah there was awesome surrett has gone to McDonald’s I didn’t I didn’t need any of those no they’re not microwavable dude yet they respond well to the microwave my fifth and final piece of unexpectedly awesome advice for you a college freshman or if you know someone you should share this with them first day of classes this is happening right now make up your mind to talk to that girl who you noticed on the first day you got to do it in the first week of classes because after then it gets awkward again you know you just start seeing it from a distance and just kind of gawking at her and I can relate to them never never talking to her Holly Evans was in my English class you remember her I decided to talk her first day of class because she was pretty and she became one of my writing partners and then lo and behold she became a smoking model and by that I mean I found pictures of her on the Internet smoking cigarettes but as a model I showed them to you remember she was it was like some kind of turn them into posters it was a middle-eastern ad for cigarettes that they had gotten models from the college I think you should probably retract that whole piece of advice I mean talk to a girl because she might be a smoking model you have any other requests for advice yeah on twitter david mlw says I need some advice on how to enjoy exercise no I got no help for you here I do you should eat while exercising I mean if you’re on a 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