Can you tell what a weird product does just by looking at it? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. And happy fourth day of celibacy week. Have you been keeping it sexless? As a reminder, kids conceive during this week will end up with birthdays that fall between Christmas and New Year’s, and that is not fair. Mm-hmm. They’re the suckiest birthdays of all birthdays. And if you’re one of those people with a sex drive that just don’t quit, I want you to take a good look at this. Mm-hmm. Keep looking. Oh, there it is. It peeled right back, didn’t it? Yep. The pit kind of, the pit was sticky. Yep. Yep. And there’s the spray. Now don’t look away if this is working in the opposite direction for you. I apologize. Um, we surveyed everyone here and asked if they were turned on by this, and the only person who said yes was Chase. So goodbye sex rod. Remember no hanky panky this week. Alright. The world could use a few less Capricorns anyway. Oh, Capricorn, speaking of doing it, we fancy ourselves as very good at doing it. And by it I mean figuring out the actual purpose of strange products without any instructions at all. Who wants to watch us do it? All right. It’s time for, Do You Know What That Doodad do? Okay, boys. Your first mystery product is on the desk in front of you and on my cue, you’re going to go over to the Mythi Mart. Mm-hmm. To find items needed. I know you were in a queue. Uh, that was a good line joke, uh, to find the items needed to use your product, but be careful about which items you choose. Every wrong item equals five seconds, taken off the game clock. What? We’re always careful. I’m just talking to him. We will make no mistakes. Okay. And I gonna go first. You guys are getting really feisty for, for this week. I’ve gotta go first ’cause link’s, knees hurt. My knees hurt. Okay. Uh, if you win through outta the four rounds, you get a special prize. Do you, I know you were talking in the middle of it, but do you understand roughly what we’re– Yeah, we’ve done this before. Hey, okay, let’s start. We’ve got two years for a reason. Now what does doodad do? Okay. I think this is a CD holder. What about bread? Or it might be a weird kind of a cone. I think it does hold something. I think you’re right. Link does it? I bet it could slide into something. You forgot the basket. Okay. Um, do you think it could slice the cucumber is, I think this might be a hell yeah. Throw, but this might be a distraction. Ah. You can’t get us with your cucumbers. Uh, the time’s going down. Okay. Yeah. It’s, it’s not sharp enough to slice, but, oh. But it could be cool to put a slinky in. Yeah. Yeah. To store a slinky. Well, you know how slinky is. They get, they, they, they’ll get like that kinky, the kink in it. Kinky, slinky. That’s what we call, it’s, that’s what we call Link in High School. Slinky. Oh, this un kinks it. What about for we putting you Benjamin’s? Hold up. I, no, no, no. I actually think this is an a a slinky uner. Oh, a slinky un kiner. Yeah, because is it kink? So I got kink this linky. Oh no. Oh, okay. I better, why don’t you let me do that while you do something else. I kinked it. I mean, I’m not doing anything except thinking for both of us. Okay. Minus 5. Ah, dang it. Why did I take the time kink it? Well get, let me have it. Okay. Maybe there’s something in the cooler. This is an unthinkable, slinky. Nothing. It’s kinky. It’s kinky for fun. I can’t sing on this show. Can I? See? Uh, see, this is what I thought would happen. What about pipe cleaner organizer? Oh, letters. Letters. Minus five. What? But show him how good it would be, but look at how good it would be. Oh, index cards. Minus five. Damn it. Uh, I’m sorry. I’m letting you down. You know what you’re gonna do now? You’re gonna try Oh, a minute. 36 papers. No, no, no, no. Not paper. No, I don’t want papers. Go take it back. What if it’s right? What? No, it’s not my. Yeah, Hey, I beat the system. I beat the system. I mean, maybe it’s a muer. Uh, is there some kind of vase over there that you might be looking for? Look, look at this. I told you at the very beginning, it slides into something base or it slides into a base. Less than a minute. Do I need to, don’t make me come over there. I bet you it, it heats something. It cooks something. Once I bet, I bet heat goes through it. Is there a, what about the hot plate? It might be on the floor when you’re evil knocking might be on the floor. The, the wooden, the wooden thing beside the teddy bear. Oh, I didn’t see that. Bring, bring that over. Okay. Ooh. Okay. So look at this. And it’s got two nails. Okay? So, so what you do is you put a cucumber in there or a, so you put something in this and it sticks and it. You minus five. Okay. Time. Banana. Banana. Is this Lucas? Lucas, am I right? You’re wrong. Like. Oh, oh, it’s a banana protector. Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s a potato chip maker. Oh. Oh. It’s not that it’s a, uh, hostile blood thing or hostile. It’s hostile back. Or check it out. So in far away lands they, they do this thing come here where they come here, come over here. Yeah. They do this thing where they cut the well just like a little bit at a time. And then when, when you have it, when you’re done, you have this wonderful fan little, um, potato watch. Watch your thumb. Oh, I know, I know. Uh, and then, and look at that. It’s, it’s all, it’s all cut. Thanks. I went to college. Oh crap. Look at this. My pants are caught on my jacket. Oh, I thought you were doing a magic trick. And I just, I just un tired my britches. Okay. So you have to win the next rounds in order to get the prize and your time starts now. Okay, let me, okay, so this right here, I’m gonna piece this together, right? It looks like a markers could go in here. I’m gonna make, I’m gonna make, I’m gonna, is it put together? This is a lid. So that goes on top. You go shop. Is it a– but I need to know what it is. I mean, uh, like it, this fits right here. It’s a little jail. Oh. I’m gonna put you in it. So it’s a jail. Okay. Um. A little jail for a little baby. He’s not listening to me. Okay, well hold on. Okay, let me get a good look at that. So I’m gonna say not the baby. And then this apparently goes on top. Uh, birds, fake birds. It could be a little bird cage. I love these so much. Oh, and then this, oh, hold on. I did it backwards. Dodge ball. Because this needs to be, got an air nipple in it. Hand soap books. Oh gosh. Uh, is this? Hello? I can’t get it. Not far now, but just know that it, it goes like this. Uh, what about paper? What about, hey, cucumber, do not touch the cucumber. I believe I could hold my cucumber in there. It’s a, it’s a cucumber celibacy cage. So where would we– Oh, oh Link. It’s a toy right? On the bottom, there are slots saw that would fit bread. It’s a, it’s a bread prison. Bread prison. Is there bread? When your bread’s been bad? Uh, put it in the? But the end of the slot has, has a certain– Yeah, it gets narrow at the end. So. What’s something that gets narrow at the end. But what needs to be put in this little cage? But maybe it’s tall. Maybe it’s, um, pin, uh, pennies in a, in a cylinder. Um, oh, moneys money is a money prison. Money prison. But they wouldn’t stand up. It needs to be something that when put in here, yeah, it’s this tall look, this tall and this deep. Um, what about, what about what of paint? No. A hand lid, a lid, prison? No. Uh, do, dolls? What needs to be put inside of something that you still need to be able to see what’s inside? Blankets. Uh, nuts and bolts. Glue. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 slots. Are there books? Is it a book jail? Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But the books are taller than the thing you know have, Ooh, it’s for band books. Laptop. One Minute. Finding Your Way In the Outdoors. Put a book in there. I don’t think a book will go in there. I think it could Don’t bring the book. He didn’t bring this. He, okay. All right. He didn’t bring it. He didn’t bring it. Okay. My, my hint is you’re not only looking for what’s inside, but you also need to secure whatever comes inside. Oh, you need a lock? Uh, I need a handcuff. Uh, a lock. A lock, uh, like it’s going to now I put it on backwards and I can’t get it apart, but just so you know, this myth mark that it’s supposed to go like this and then it would this part. It just a little like a zip tie. Even a zip– I found a little lock. Yes. Okay, great. Boom. Run. What do you wanna be away from, uh, for your mental health? Sometimes yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I got it. It’s in there. I put mine in there. Oh, it’s a, oh, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a social gathering phone case. I actually like this because sometimes, because I had a phone basket for game night. Remember that? And then people would just go up and get their, yeah, I need a phone prison. This right here, is a good idea. It’s actually a phone jail, because, you know, the phones aren’t in there for a long time. Oh, yeah. And they’re not, they’re not convicted of anything. Yeah, yeah. Right. They’re just suspected. Right. Hey, we have a new podcast over on the Mythical Society. It’s Emily’s podcast where she gives her expert opinions on all types of stuff, reacting to things that run the gamut, including the first meme ever, as well as some animatronics that, uh, very much disturbed her. Yes. It’s called Emily, Have you seen this? Whew. Yeah. Uhhuh. And when she sees it, boy. So can you. Very Emily reactions. On the mythical society. Mythicalsociety.com. Episode two is out now. New episodes every month. Okay. You can do this. Barely made it before. Yes. Well, hey, hey, let’s see. You do, but when you put your phone in it as like a, that was great. Yeah. That was so great. Let’s start the time. Oh, woo. Oh. Can you put your legs in it? This is a, this, Okay. What, horse. It goes on the ground and it, or maybe it goes this way. No, it looks like it goes this way and there’s something that goes on top of it. And then this thing, you pull this in. Does it look like maybe a pan? And then, no pan. This and this, and then Look at this thing. So I think it does this because. This has feet on it. So I think this is how it actually, it goes. Oh, yes. And then this right here. Ball holder. It’ll go different ways. I, it’s some sort of a. Could it hold up something at a different level? Like a laptop? Yes. Yes. I think we’re gonna nail this one big time right off the bat. I’m so confident behind the back. Scare me. Okay. Minus 5. What? Minus five. Minus five. What about when you need to? No, not that, bullhorn. I couldn’t get that to work. Don’t get your hopes up. Uh, is. This right here. Basketball. Does it fold up? It seems pretty official. You know what I’m saying? Official. I really think I was doing it right when I, yeah, it seemed like with this, with this, Oh my God. Well get it whole. Oh, you know what? Is there anything cylindrical around maybe like a basketball, not, not. Not candles. Chest pass. Why would it be a basketball holder? Maybe it, is it a rebounder? I, what is it doing? Uh, see this one does that, but this one doesn’t. But why does it, why is it that material? You know what I mean? It’s like, it feels like it needs to be. But it’s plastic. And then this… Little bird. Yeah, I think it, do you put dog under here? You had it and then you handle correctly set up when you first set it up. Oh, like that? One minute. It’s a double. So you put two pizzas on it. What would you need to do? A book? Is it a, is it a book reader? A book reader? Is it, no, it reads. It reads books for, I don’t think it, you know what I mean? It seems like the kind of material that it would do something with lids. And you know what? Lids, yes, yes, yes. Lids only got one lid. And then. And you put that there. Yes. And then gimme another lid. And then even though they’re clapping, we still don’t know what we’ve done, but we’ll take credit for it. Minus five. Oh, no, no, no. You got it. It it’s a lid holder. It real, you like put it beside your, you know, stove Hope, and then you, oh yeah. So I just, last night I was cooking. I took a lid off. Hey, hey. Sit down. Sit down. I took it off. I put it on the counter. It made a mark. I will take this home. Well, this is awesome. Your time starts now. We can do this. Oh, this is, it looks like a car. This is one of those things that, um. Uh, a car shield. So when you open this up, pull this out. Woo. Whoa. That thing got, okay. Oh, what? And then do that. And then what is, this is just the holder. It’s nothing more than that. But I think it might be for like, look, let go of it. Let go of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It rocks a little bit. It What? Can you put that on a bicycle? Maybe that goes on the top. Maybe that is that the. It reflects, it reflects the sun. Balls. Put your balls in there. No, no, no, no. Why? Why, why do you wanna put balls in there? Well, you go to the playground and you wanna take your basketball. Look, there’s a, there’s a, put it down, there’s a, there’s a button in there. I think it goes that way, dude. Because look, this opens. What does that do? So you get the balls out that way. It’s a sports holder. I don’t know. It’s a sports holder of sorts. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t think so. Well, what else you gonna put in there? Uh, a human baby. I think this represents a human baby. Minus five. Okay, throw me to basketball. Okay. Just as an experiment. Minute. Chest pass. Just kidding. Mine’s fine. Uh. I mean, would it have something to do with blankets? Oh, you could put a lot of blankets in there. It’s portable. It’s like you want to go somewhere to the beach. Yeah. It’s like you’re in a sunny location and you wanna put something in there so that it doesn’t get, why is it so shiny? Maybe it’s for at night for visibility. No, I think it reflects his sun. There you go. Yeah. Is there a face hole? Are there arm holes? Uhuh? Uh, let’s see. You know what I think it is? Oh, it has a rubberized bottom. You know what it is? It’s a laptop shade thing. In that shade. Yes. Yes. It’s for the park. It’s for the park. It’s for doing work. Put your laptop in there so you can see it. So you can see ITing, dinging. See, we know things like this. Ising. Oh, it’s so bright in here. Get your work done. And then, oh, and I don’t know what this, I think this right here. Look, I put this screen on the lowest brightness and it’s so bright still my battery’s gonna last all day. So do they advertise this? Did you, uh, to do work on the beach or something? I think outside. Yeah. Which is like, I’ve never seen anyone, uh, with this type of contraption, but I hope I do. Yeah. If you go to the park and you should see somebody like, just like, it’s like an o you would call the police. That’s what you would do, guys. You’ve done it. Yeah, we have, you’ve won the prize. Don’t call it a comeback. We’ll reveal it in Good Mythical More, congratulations. Easy. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hey guys, it’s Morgan and Zack from Indiana and we broke celibacy week. We’re having a New Year’s baby, and it’s time to spin the wheel of myth. Shame. Shame. What? Don’t you be smiling what you did to your child. They’re secretly very sad. Click the top link to watch us play Taboo with snack cakes in Good Mythical More. And if I know where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Watch the New Mythical Society Podcast with Emily. Emily, Have you seen this? Episode 2’s out now on mythicalsociety.com.