Can new tech replace doing things the old fashioned way? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. These days, everywhere you look, there’s some kind of odd new invention designed to supposedly make your life easier. But, who has four thumbs and can tell you if these inventions are total game changers or total time wasters? These guys! It’s time for new tool or old school. When I was a young man, I set the world record for most meatballs made by hand in one day. Whoa, I don’t remember that. Well, I did. But now that I’m older, I just can’t do it like I used to, but maybe this meatball maker can take me back to my glory days. Okay. We have a video to show you how that works. Okay. All right. You can spin it. You can push me through it. Whoa. Did you see that? You can scoop ’em out. You push and spin. Look how easy that is. You push and spin. And you can store your leftover meats. Okay. So Link, you’re going to be using the meatball maker. That looked like cheese at the end though. So I guess it can also make cheese balls. Cheese balls. It can make balls out of anything. I’m gonna be using, uh, the traditional method. I never set a world record. I didn’t know that my friend did. Ha. Oh, I did. Here’s the thing. I’m not gonna be going crazy fast. I’m gonna be going like, you know, if I was given the task of making meatballs, you know, it is not a race. I mean, it kind of is, but you know, I’m gonna be goin’ fast, but not like… I’m gonna try to make good meatballs to give this thing a real shot. Yep, yep, yep. And I’m, I’m gonna effortlessly make five at a time. Are we ready? Twice. Three, two, one, go. Okay. So I, I feel like it needs to be pretty. Mm. Mushed apart, not, not smushed together, but mushed apart. You know, maybe I’m wrong about this, I’m already taking some time, but I think the loading is part of it because now I just have a lot of confidence. You set a world record, huh? Oh, I just got some meat in my lap. So now I’m just gonna. Come on meat, come on meat. Come through the hole, meat. Come on, meat. Euggghhee. There’s not enough meat in there. Oh, what? Come on, meat. Okay, done. Come on meat. Come on meat. I’m done. How you doing over there? You know what? You can’t. You can’t rush genius. Look at this. Those are very small. Alright, so there’s five. I can’t, I can’t push through the meat. I mean, I will say mine are all kinds of different sizes, but I did grandma’s meatballs. You know, I, I don’t like a perfectly square meat. I’m watching the video guy. You know what I mean? How did the meat go through the holes in the video? Uh, I think, I think you gotta push harder. Was it, oh, I, I can’t push any harder. It must be like very bready meat. Are you saying we got our meat’s too thick? I think they sabotaged you. Our meat’s too thick. Is there any bread in this meat? Yes. Yes. Come on now. Come on now. Gimme a little bit more of a push. Put more put. Put all your weight into it. Oh God. Oh, you know what I think you need to do. Create more air in your meat. That’s what I was trying to do when I– Oh, I wasn’t paying attention, I was making 10 meatballs. I was making 10 meatballs over here. Did you create an air pocket in there that wouldn’t have changed anything? I just think you gotta create a meat paste in order to make this work. And who wants a meat paste, right? Ugh. You wanna try my meat? See if my meats any more tender. No, I don’t. Why? Why? Why? Because you wanna see me just push hard? Yeah. No, I think I, this has gotta be old school. This is old school. We’re sorry. Meatball maker. Maybe if you wanna make like, liquified cheese balls or something. I bet you with pimento cheese it would work. It would work. This device is an instant voice translator that claims to have 98% accuracy, a half second translation speed and human like sound. And it’s instant, huh? Hmm. Uh, half second? Yeah. Okay. Half second. We’re gonna test it against the old school method of just looking up words in a dictionary. Now lemme say this thing’s $400. Good. Gosh. The iFLY tech language translator. And yes, your phone can already do this, but just so you know, let’s just, let’s just set us that aside for a moment. Maybe your phone isn’t as fast. I don’t know. Let’s start with some Spanish, Abby. Abby knows Spanish and she’s gonna speak it. Hey. Oh, there you go. Knows English too. That’s Hello. Yep. She, she kind of translated for herself. Uh, which is nice. You don’t have to do that though anymore. Um, so let’s start with me. Let’s just see how long it takes for me to use this. Okay. It is revised and updated. Okay, well. Good. Alright. A few of the times. Alright. Mm-hmm. Well, that’s a lot more words than I bargain for. Well, that’s all you get. Um, what? That’s all you get. She said it once. Is it in your memory or not? No, that’s not part of it. I’ll be like, huh? Descopa. I heard that. I don’t know if you did. D, alright, let me, let me hear it again. Disculpe, ¿podría darme la dirección más cercana a su ano? Direction. Can you gimme directions to the, um, direction. Go from there. Americano. How to get to the Americano. Uh, Americana. Yeah. That’s a mall here. Yeah. Yeah. How did we get to the Americana? This has taken a while. More, more than I don, than a half second. I don’t even know what to look up. You haven’t even used the dictionary. You just looked at Rhett repeatedly trying to look for the answers in his eyes or something. I don’t know, man. I got this, but I haven’t used it yet. I’d like to see you try. Descopa. Descopa. What? Say whatever. Descopa. Look at that. DES. Let’s figure that out. D-D-E-S-P. D-E-D-D-E-P-D-E-D-S-C. This is just the first word. This is the only word I’m gonna do. She would’ve walked away. You picked the best word. She would’ve walked away by now. Disbar, disbar. You can get disbarred in Spanish. I give up. Okay, I give up. What did you say? Hold on. Don’t say it. No, say it. I’ll say it. Uh. Now Disculpe, ¿podría darme la dirección más cercana a su ano? I think she’s asking for directions. Excuse me. Could you give me the addresses to your nearest anus? Uh um. Is that correct? Oh, I think, well, I go around my elbow. That’s good one, Rhett. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s good. Okay, well this is better. Technically directions. Alright, let, let’s try it the other way. Um, so I want to go from English to Spanish. Okay. Hey Abby. How’s your coccyx? What? I don’t know how it works. You don’t know how it worked? Hey, it worked good the first time she broke her Coys. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Thanks for sharing that. Is it, is that why you’re looking for the nearest anus? Yeah. Thank you, Abby. That’s a painful injury. We’re gonna, we’re gonna, Link’s gonna get the– This is worthless. The high priced, uh, thing now, and I’m going to show link how it’s done with a Korean. Dictionary. Kaylin, please. Uh, okay. Come speak some Korean. Are you ready? Uh, no, but go for it. Okay. 내 침대에 꿀이 너무 많아. Okay, one more time. 내 침대에 꿀이 너무 많아 So I’m gonna go to the D section. Gonna go to the N section. It’s hard, man, I’m telling you. Uh, there are no N’s. Um, this is just a bunch of Korean words with English definitions. Oh, there we go. This is the phonetic section. She’s pointing. Uh, DD. Abby didn’t point. De na na. Oh, na, nay, nay, nay. Nah. Is it a, is it a horse? Hold on. Is it Oh, did It’s backwards because I went from, it went from M to B. Hold on. What happened? It went from N, usually in my world it goes from M to N and it here, it went from M to B. I swear it did. Yeah. It’s going by Korean letters. That’s, that’s why. Well, how do I even find the N? I think you need to give up. Oh. Bangladesh is in here. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. It’s probably, yep. Bangladeshi. If this is what you’re doing, you’ve given up. Okay. All now. Now let me try it. I just hold this down. Mm-hmm. 내 침대에 꿀이 너무 많아. No, no. Talk to me. Don’t talk to, oh, now you just added that it wasn’t Korean. There’s so much honey in my bed. Mm-hmm. 10 and 10. Well, that was y’all. Yep. We, we were 10 and 10. Is that a pickup line? I don’t, yeah, I don’t know how I got that. I mean, it’s– Why did you say that, Kaylin? There’s a lot of honey in my bed. What do you mean? Oh, really? That’s what you said? Yeah. Is that what, what, is that a euphemism for something? That’s what it’s could be. Well, I guess scrape it with a jar. Yeah, maybe you should sell that stuff. Uh, I, I, I mean, we we’re about to say new tool, except you could do it with your phone. You could do it with your phone and, and save $400, but it does work pretty well. But it is, you don’t have, have to worry about opening up the app. Oh gosh, you just got this. And also, this is not connected to the internet, right? This is all built in. It’s, it is, it’s connected to the internet. Okay, so there’s nothing there. Now to Venezuela? Yes. Yes. Okay. Alright, we’ll see you later. We we’re gonna, we’re gonna say new tool, but not really, not really Quick reminder, you should watch the Role for Mythicality season 2 finale with Ginny Di on the Mythical Society right now. More info at rollformythicality.com. Okay. Picture this, you’re stuck outdoors in a barren, icy wasteland. Mm-hmm. But you have a business call that you just can’t miss. Mm-hmm. So you begrudgingly take off your warm glove to use your phone and allow your hand to get frostbitten while handling your business. Oh man, I hate it when that happens. Perhaps Sharper Image has the perfect solution with the phone glove. Mm-hmm. That’s right. For the low price of $66 and 39 cents, you can get one Bluetooth enabled glove. Well, and, and it’s pear and just another glove with nothing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I’m gonna put this glove on and then I’ve already connected this to my phone. I’ve connected this to my phone. I’m gonna leave the premises, I’m gonna go to a barren, icy wasteland. There is– And make a phone call, a business call. There’s a speaker on the thumb and there’s a, a mic here. So you’re supposed to basically talk like this. Business call coming up. Um, so I’m gonna wear an ice vest. Ooh. Goodness. Goodness gracious. Okay, let’s see, I mean. Pay no mind to me. I’m just gonna stick my head. I’m just waiting for him to call me. A freezer. I guess I’ll hang it up. It’s low. He did? Oh my gosh. He forgot his other glove. That’s just a glove. We feed ’em good here. Corn dogs. Okay, let’s see. Let’s see if he calls me. Okay, here we go. I’m gonna call my friend. It’s just a little speaker right here. Oh, I’m getting a phone call. Let me change the input to the phone, to the glove. Hello? Hello? Hello, hello? Is my friend Link there? This is he. Who is this? Uh, this is your business partner and friend. This is a business call buddy. This is not a friend. This is not a friendly call. This is a business call. Oh, hey, business partner. What’s, what’s, you’re gonna have to speak up. What you doing? I have my head in the freezer. Do you need me to be, to be louder? No, you’re, you’re plenty loud. I can almost hear you through the wall. Okay. Well, I’m outside. I’m in a barren and icy wasteland and, uh, we, I have a business decision that, uh, we need to confer about. Oh, good. I’m currently wearing a vest lined with ice cubes, and I’m talking into my hand. Okay. Well, do you think that we should start exclusively having all of our conversations in public, at least business conversations in public with these gloves on and make it a part of our brand. Yes. I think we could be the guys who talk to their gloves in public to conduct a business. Yes, that can be what we’re known for. Okay. Alright. That’s all I wanted to know. Oh, see you later. Hey. Hey. Hey. Like in a second. You forgot your, um, your regular glove? I have it right here. Yeah. My left hand. It’s freezing and I’ve got my left elbow on some corn dogs. Okay. Bring me a corn dog. You want me to bring you the glove? No, no. I’ll come, I’ll come meet you. Okay. Because I’ll come to you if you need me to. Okay? Okay. I’m coming to you. Okay, bye. I’m coming to you. Okay? Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye. He said he wanted a corn dog. He said he wanted a corn dog. This is the fridge. Rhett? Where’d he go? The only thing we have in our freezer is corn dogs and ice cream. What’s wrong with y’all or what’s wrong? What’s wrong? Hey, what? I went to you. We must have passed each other. I, I didn’t even see you. Well, I was, I I was listening to my hands. You look great. Well, I’m cold boy. I’m cold, huh? I’m glad I got a jacket. Uh, so I think the, maybe the fatal flaw in these is that if you are watch, like if you see somebody like in a park or at the airport, having a business call like this. Right? You’re gonna think they’re just doing business in their head. You know what I’m saying? Yep. Yep. You’re gonna think that’s not real business. But I’ll tell you right now, I am a huge fan of this glove. Oh, just the, the plain one. I just really like gloves. Yep. But $66.39 cents is a bit much. I think what we’re saying is old tool or old school. Yeah. Old tool is, uh, not an option. Right. Old school, which means that. Nothing really worked out. I mean, technically the instant voice translator. But then we realized you can not really just use your phone for it. So you know what? Stick with the old school all the way through. Thanks for commenting, sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hey guys, I’m Jinny Do and I am here in Burbank shooting the season finale of Role for Mythicality with the Mythical Society. Woo. And now it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! It was a good one. Yep. 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