We bought even more of the weirdest products on the internet. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. We’ve all had the experience of buying something online and then never actually using it once it arrives, but, what about this stuff you could never even imagine buying online in the first place? Yes. The internet is full of weird products that aren’t for everyone, or maybe even anyone. It’s time for A Journey To The Island Of Misfit Products. Okay, boys, today you’re putting together a time capsule for your eventual grandchildren. Oh, good. On some of those. Emphasis on eventual. You planning on it? Oh yeah. I’m planning on it. It’s not up to you, man. But I’m ready for it. Uh, we’ve got a lineup of unusual products for you to either add to the time capsule or not. Okay. And we’re gonna start with, uh, an interesting one here. It’s a cat robot pillow for $110. No, the tail’s moving. Look at that. Oh. Kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh, it’s doing things to me. What’s it doing to you? Like, it feels like there’s a heart beating in my ear. Oh, really? Yeah. And, and talk to it. Oh. Oh. Why is it doing that? Does it know I’m allergic to cats? Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. It does, look, it does have a anatomically correct rear end, but then you get to the front and it’s kind of a disappointment. Yeah. I mean. What if this is the cat you adopted? Maybe this is the kind of cat you would like. Yeah. Oh, hey, what, what, what, what? Wait, wait. What? Maybe for you. Okay. Yeah. This is the kind of granddad that you’re gonna be. I do not want my grandkids to ever see or experience this. I think it is supposed to be comforting. I’m trying to protect them from the things of the world, you know? Like, look at this. It’s sort of a half. It’s just, I mean, why is the butthole the part of the cat that you want? Like if you could have, if I could have like just part of a cat, it would be like maybe a paw or something. That’s where you charge it. It’s cute. It’s not cute at all. I, well, okay. Hold on. This is our grandkids box. This isn’t just for your grandkids. Our grandkids are gonna agree and they’re gonna open this up together. We have to, this isn’t just for one person, like last time. Okay, man. Okay. I’ll just, I’ll just keep, you can keep that for yourself. I keep it for my actual, for my kids. Yeah. Make it a heirloom. Pass it down. This is a, this is a bribe to get rid of. Not having grandkids. Next. Okay, next up, we have a dinosaur lollipop holder for 14.99 for a pack of four. Uh, holds your lollipop when you’re not sucking on it. Ha. You want it? It, it looks like a trick. Hey, would you like a lollipop? No. Bad dinosaur. Would you like a lollipop holder? Oh God. Would you like a Hey. You’d be a popular granddad if you could do that. Yeah. Yeah, do it. Granddaddy hi. Granddad. No. Granddad. I’m getting a little bit of. Yeah, you, you’re lip it every day, but you ain’t really sucking it. Oh, I got it. Okay. People are clicking away, Rhett. No, no. Let’s put suits on. Grandson got it. Um, okay. Listen, what, this is a, what’s supposed to do what? It’s a fun game? Who cares about that? Nobody cares about that. No. It, it stores your lollipops so you don’t have to eat it all in one go. And, and then it doesn’t accumulate, like if you go into a public restroom. With a sucker. You don’t have to sit, you can just sit this on the counter. Yeah, you sit that above the urinal and then it, you feel fine about it. All right, let’s go in there. Kids are getting that. Well, one of ’em is. Okay, next up we have a spider catching vacuum for 36.99. The handheld vacuum used for catching bugs. Oh, it doesn’t kill ’em, does it? Well, it also doesn’t open at the end. You have to open it. Oh, oh. And then it seals you. Then it, you find them. And is there, I mean, would there be any spiders? Oh God. That you could capture? God, I don’t know. I wonder, are there any spiders anywhere? Oh God. Here that. Oh, I was wondering why you had that blanket. My, it’s on my blanket, which is always on the back of my, don’t touch, hold on. These spiders are really dug in. Oh, okay. And then it. And look at ’em, and then you, and you stop. Then it seals up, okay, now it’s sealed. And now I take it off. The device blows, it blows. See if I take the whole thing– Oh the device blows, yes. This blows. And then you do this, and then you blow out. And I’m a grandkid. Hey, grandad. Well, I turned on a light. Did you get me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. Okay. It’s right here. Okay. All right. That’s going. Yeah, we like that. How much is this, Stevie? Uh, 36.99. Next up, we have the toothbrush with rinse fountain for $35. It’s a toothbrush with a built-in fountain for when ya rinse. What? Yeah. Check this out, Link. Now, because typically what you would, you brush your teeth and then you put your head under the. Or. Or you do one of these. I do the hand technique or I don’t rinse because you want the fluoride. I had to just sit there. Get to your pineal gland. But what about the microplastics? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What? What? It works. That works. No, this works pretty good. Old tool. Try to the real try the real thing. My grandkids. This is what the future holds, guys. This is dumb. Is it? It doesn’t work that well. This is dumb. No, we’re not gonna burden our grandkids with this. Nope, that’s bad. But what’s not dumb? Our next, uh, item, wine condoms for 2.50 each. They make an airtight seal to keep your wine fresh. I mean, do they actually call it a wine condom? You know, I want my, my grandsons to use protection, but. Hopefully it’ll be bigger than this. I’m gonna tell you right now, this, this ain’t a two for one deal. No, no, it’s not. You can’t. Uh, but I, you know how to, you know how to do it. I had to do this a while. Yeah. Okay. What, I’m sorry. Because Stevie, the common mistake is, this is a common mistake. You don’t wanna. You don’t wanna roll down, well. And look. That’s a little short. And now you can. Wait. Safe drinking. You don’t want to, the common mistake is trying unrolling and then doing this. I’m having such a good time and there’s no risk. You don’t wanna do that. Oh yeah. Look at my, look at my friend. Having such a good time. Look at that. No staining. No worries. No. Do you see that? Look, no worries. No hangovers. And, and, oh, this, this keeps. Purple wine and, and, uh, white wine from. See if you see if you can do that. Yeah. Uhhuh. That’s fine. It keeps ’em from making, from like making a– You havin’ a little trouble? It, it is a two for one. It’s a finger condom. Oh, God. Why do you need that? If you’re touching– Right. Something that somebody’s mouth has been on. So we’re just gonna put these in here. Just like this? Yeah. For kids, for the grandkids. All right. That’ll keep, we like that. That’s good. Okay. We’re gonna move on to a jumbo Toblerone for 114. Look at at the size of this crapper! It’s over two and feet long and weighs almost 10 pounds. I’ve passed so many of these in airports. Oh, no, no, no, no. I want to do. It’s on my side. I want to do. What? Do it to the midway point and then I’ll finish. Because you see you wanted to do it. Yeah. ’cause I ’cause you don’t even like to eat. Yeah. But I, I like, I like to pull things. Let the guy who likes to eat open the food. See, you were going to open it without even considering me. Yep. I was, so now you go to the middle. Now that we’ve, now that we’ve conferred. And then let’s, but we’ll make it one motion. You have to pass it off to me perfectly. Yeah. Just like does– I’ll be, I’ll be anticipating. Okay, I’m gonna follow you without touching you until you hand it off to me. Dammit. Look at Daddy. Don’t break it. Don’t break it. Don’t break it. I want this to be intact for the kids. Did it break on us? Okay, now where it’s broken, let’s just break one off. Break me one off. God. Look at that. Yeah. Can I have one? Wow. Yeah. Oh, break it off. Oh, we are the most unsatisfying guys today. How do, okay, here we go. Hmm. You ever had Toblerone? No. I’ve been waiting for it to get big. Hmm. That’s pretty good. Our grandkids aren’t gonna know about this. They won’t appreciate this big version because they won’t care about the small version. Hmm. Good point. So it won’t be like, oh my God, look how giant that toblerone is. They’ll be like, what’s the toblerone? I don’t think you say the E, but they would. So you’re saying we gotta keep this for ourselves. I’m saying we gotta keep that for ourselves. Yeah. Alright. All right. Head over to the other side of the set for the next, uh, thing. Here we are. Oh, we got a carnival. It’s a, the thing is on the table, it’s a mini hand bow for 11.99. It’s a miniature archery bow that you can use to fire tiny arrows with one hand. Well, these arrows, they look danger. Well you missed. Oh, there you go. Would you like to try? I’m going for the upper left. Oh, I hit a balloon. It bounced. You took a balloon off of it without busting it. Yay. You think we can break one with a toblerone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lot of danger, lot of intrigue. Ow. I like that. Are you taking it? Are you, are you putting it in the– Yep, yep. We gotta get it. Well, we wanna keep it. We want, we got it. We wanted to keep it for us. But we’re gonna give it to the grandkids. Yeah. Hey, quick reminder, if you’re into podcasts and food, well check out A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich, where Josh and Nicole discuss the world’s biggest food debates. You’ll learn a little something. Yeah. You’ll, you get a little hungry. Okay, next. A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich. We have a levitating plant pot for $70, a pot that uses magnets to float in the air. What? Ooh. And that is not a real bonsai. I can tell that from here. The bonsai’s too big. Well, you know what? You, there’s too much bonsai. What you do to a Bonsai? Symmetrical. Alright. I thought that was like a. Now I got too much on this side. Religious aspect to Bonsai that like, it’s like meditative and it’s not really supposed to be violent. Okay, well it’s still not quite straight. Yeah. It’ll go, it’ll grow back. Okay. Hey, by the time the grandkids have it, it’ll be perfect. Right? Right. And then what if you did that? And then you then, if I put my hand under there. Look at that, I’m put my hand under. There ain’t nothing happening. The grandkids. The, the grandkids are gonna love this. But if, if anything. Knocks it off. It can real, it’ll really like one of the grandkids survive. Yeah. Uh, so we’re giving it to ’em. This is not worth $70. They’re gonna have to get their own AC adapter already bought it ’cause we’re not putting that. Okay. Next we have a silent karaoke mic for 34.50. Uh, you can supposedly sing into it to practice your karaoke without bothering anybody else. Say what now? Hmm. So practice your– It, it captures all the, uh, so you, you’ll be able to hear it, but I won’t be able to hear it. I’m singing some public domain. Can you hear what I’m saying? It it’s the public domain song. Everywhere I travel in the public is my domain. I hear you just fine. You heard everything I said. I hear you just fine. Everywhere I travel in the public domain song. Public domain domain song, I don’t like how my cheeks get all pushed against this thing. I don’t think it. Maybe hold it a little bit looser. I don’t think it is flattering to my face. Maybe just a little bit looser. Because I can hear you fine anyway. I can’t help it. It’s just like. I’m barely touching my face. Sorry. Well, you know what? I would try it, but I really don’t want to. This is the dumbest thing. What? Yeah, they, they try to market it as practicing karaoke. This is the stupidest thing. Oh, I can hear myself better now. Yeah. This is, this is how, this is how the millennials. This is how they do, do content. Hello? Yeah, I’m just, I’m talking onto one of these and you’re listening and don’t scroll. Uh, can you hear me? Because I can. Okay. Go over to the other side of the set for the next round. What is dummy? Oh, ow. This is a running bell ring for $25. You wear it on your fingers while you’re running to tell people to get outta your way. What? So it’s like a bike bell? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just wait. Oh, you, you don’t know how to do it. Get back with me. Lemme figure it out, man. I already know how to do it. Why do you act like a grandchild? Well, you need to get ready. See? Is there a bike behind me? No, it’s just me. I’m sorry. Just a dude. It is this, I’m sorry. It’s just a dude on foot. Yeah, it’s just a new it’s, it’s a new thing. What? Sorry. Sorry to just. Just, I’m not a bike, I’m a man. Okay. Well just go around me. Okay. What? He’s back. Hey, on your left. Oh, okay. It seems like if — You were on your back, oh, sorry. Sorry. I got. I’m indecisive sometimes. It actually did gimme a little bit of whiplash. You wanna try? No, I don’t wanna try. Oh, you don’t wanna try? You wanna try Granddad? I love this. I just love the idea of being behind a family. Somewhere in this beautiful city. Yeah. And they all turn around and it’s just me. Not a guy. Not a man on a bike. What job? Family. It’s a bike. And I’m like, ah. And then you have to apologize to ’em. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Apologize. I’m sorry I’m not a bike. I know. That’s what you were expecting. Yeah. This is stupid. Our grandkids don’t need this crap. No, they don’t. No. Okay, next we have a ceiling strike for 35.99. It’s a ceiling mounted ball throwing game that’s right above your heads. Is that right? Oh, that’s what that is. So is that like a catcher’s mitt on a? Oh, I missed, oh man. Do you need, so like if you’re. If you’re like laying on your bed or something and you’re just like, oh, oh, I’m hitting it, but it won’t go in it. Oh, first one to get a ball in the air. Uh, get to have a grandkid first in the air. Got it. I got it. Came right back and it, did it come out again? No, it doesn’t catch it because it needs to come back to you so that you can keep playing. So, you mean I could just be throwing it against the ceiling? Come here. Oh, that. If that had to hit me in the forehead, I would be dead. You caught my cat butthole. You was driving. It was going right at my head. I know this thing’s heavy. Okay. Okay. We don’t like this. I don’t like that. Well, it, it is like a basket with a hole in the bottom. What, what are gonna, what does I teach the kids if you’re on a bed and you’re just right there. But I think we got everything we need in a time capsule. I think I would call it a time crapsel, but, oh, I just broke the time crapsel. They’ll open it. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, my name is Kate. This is my mythical birthday party. 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