GMM 282: How to Stop Procrastinating

how do you stop procrastinating let’s talk about that good mythical morning we asked you to ask us questions that we could give you advice for on Facebook and Twitter some questions came in I don’t know why you’re asking us questions I don’t know what we’ve done to give you the idea that we were qualified to give it what we said ask us for advice oh okay we kind of we asked them to ask us for advice I just thought all the sudden people were like you know rhett and Link they look a little bit older and wiser these days let’s just start asking them a question I hope not you mean we asked them to ask us questions to pit you but well it’s happened and now we’re going to follow through with it and the advice is gonna be great by the way I better believe it is started starting with procrastination Becky f-full Kurtz says never heard of her how do I stop procrastinating well I don’t know Becky love you will will answer tomorrow get it get it I made a procrastination joke that was excellent at the top okay so comedic genius I mean Becky there’s some things and for those of you who vicariously through Becky or procrastinating you need help with that there’s some things that you already know that you’re not doing yeah the obvious stuff like make a list deadlines get a friend to hold you accountable get rid of your distraction just get a friend to hold you get offline you know get in the real world get in the task-oriented let’s get stuff done kind of world you know make a tattoo tattoo yourself permanently with the things that you know use now you doesn’t make it stuff up that’s not even good stuff okay so there’s the obvious stuff so we’re taking the position that you procrastinators out there you you you know what you should be doing you’re not doing it you know you’ve got there’s fear of failure there’s psychological things happening it may involve laziness you may need to address those issues these are things we can’t help you with here but here’s what we can do because I think you know Becky fo Kurtz what you need to do to stop procrastinating but we’re going to give you something very special we’re going to give you a little piece of video that we’re about to make right now on GMM to help you with your procrastination problem and you can take this and use this you can play it to yourself every single morning you can put it on a repeat on some sort of screen in your room and anyone else can use it you don’t have to be Becky f fall Kurtz but especially this is going to work if your bed Becky fo Kurtz here it goes it’s about to happen press record now listen here Becky fo Kurtz you Becky have a problem you have procrastinator and it’s embarrassing Beth Becky and embarrassing your loved ones the people who expect you to get stuff done they’re like oh yeah Becky look at her she’s not cool Kurt’s name is on the line here now Gallagher slip it’s the foal Kurt’s reputation is on the line here Becky ofoh Kurt’s the F foal Kurt’s believe in you and they want you to change your ways grandpa fol Kurtz is rolling over it in spry not dead great great grandpa fall Kurtz is rolling over in his grave because you’re an embarrassment to the family but grandpa grandpa F can roll back over and he can say you know what she’s changed she started following through on stuff and she’s making a difference in the world because she’s followed through with her list and that’s what being a fall Kurtz is all about focus is at the EPP before it doesn’t stand for fail and focus doesn’t mean fail in another language I think we got I think she’s got enough she took plenty to do with that she get plenty planning anybody with really anybody named Becky F opers could use that I feel like the empowerment quotient of our show has just gone through the roof yeah Valerie geese asked on Facebook what’s a good way to choose a restaurant to visit when eating out when you’re with your family when asked where they want to eat everyone always says I don’t care this is a problem everyone is familiar with this Tom common common problem here now first of all I always care so to have friends around me they don’t always care that don’t care about where they eat is that’s a gift because then you get to decide but what is actually happening when people say they don’t care they’re really saying is well I do care but I don’t have a developed opinion so whenever you make suggestions I’m just gonna be like man man well incidentally man let me tell you that somebody who a restaurant tore out there or two of them decided that this was a very common phenomenon okay and in New London North Carolina you’re from late with New London it’s a lot like the old London but it’s in North Carolina and they opened up the I don’t care restaurant and grill that is brilliant but now it’s closed so apparently it wasn’t too good of an idea it seemed like a great idea but apparently didn’t know how to run where you want to go I don’t care okay we’ll be there there’s a restaurant there’s a I don’t care Bar and Grill in Omaha Nebraska apparently that has like two and a half stars on Yelp so apparently they’re not you know you got great idea you gotta execute you gotta follow through I don’t care what do they serve it I don’t care I don’t know I don’t really care I serve I don’t know and I don’t care that’s maybe that’s what we have you been advising them maybe that’s where their Yelp reviews are so bad now you make a good point about y’all because I know that you made a commitment and it’s a good commitment that you don’t omit you don’t eat at places that have less than what for three and a half stars four stars sometimes yeah sometimes I’ll do a three and a half stars on Yelp but I’m always disappointed unless it’s a chain you got to know that people are gonna rank a chain low because they don’t like chains mm-hmm but if it’s but if it’s an on chain restaurant I think the idea here is it doesn’t have to be Yelp it could be Urban Spoon you should never make a decision a group decision about eating in a restaurant that you’ve never been at without consulting an app I’m sorry you may think that this is totally relying on technology too much but the fact is is that the collective masses are almost always right about what they think about things I think especially food because a group of people who rank an experience at a restaurant are taking everything into account you shouldn’t be going in blind people you got to use an app to help you make a decision that’s the first thing absolutely that applies when traveling when you’re not in your hometown or when you’re not in the place where you move and groove but when you’re when you’re near your home base you pretty much know what’s what’s there I think that you need to have a list on your phone for this case it’s just like okay what you guys want to eat and well I’m just going to go through my list here you know chicken steak Burger fish hero waffle and then the people’s a ding fish fish you sure you don’t want fish I think it should be in every car should be equipped with a smell emitter and it should go through like a wheel of smells and so it emits the smell of fish or the smell of burgers or smell of chicken into the car and then when everybody’s like let them yeah do you want to eat that you know what we should be advising like the luxury car people because they got people pay anything for these cars with all these special contraptions there needs to be a how to choose a restaurant smell emitter and it should be on a dial and if you like alright fish okay my initial question is where do you get the smells from one I was thinking oh this is a whole new business we can open we can create the smells for the Cadillacs but I don’t want to be creating smells it’s easy it’s all coming up with ideas all we got to do is get those jelly beans this that tastes like all the different stuff oh is good yes and you know just cross promotion you know jelly under the table okay under the table gonna get them Jelly Belly’s don’t we have something to melt them in the Cadillac don’t we have something for the the Boulder the Boulder of what we call it the mythical male Boulder continues to grow right here hold that on command in the background spindly we asked you to mail stuff to the mythical male Balder we glue it on there and get it big it’s gonna get really large we’re going to do something amazing with it trust us Christina Ward and Zak van Bieber in Martinsville Indiana said we made this controller for you it is a fully functional ps2 hold it up ps2 controller made specifically for us we designed it for the mythical male Boulder but it is fully functional if you decide to use it obviously the RN Ella for you guys thanks for pointing that out the design on the sticks is supposed to bring the wheel of mythicality to mind hmm we do hope you will be willing to acknowledge our effort and art we are very much willing to acknowledge your effort and art it’s kind of Christmas with Christmassy on the this part and you know what time it is hi I’m Alexis from Northern Kentucky it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality William I’m getting better at moving this wheel over but I’m not we go be sure to click the within this episode of good mythical more that’s the show after the show where things just fall apart beautifully rhett and Link become helicopters ah yeah I got a weird sensation war with me too woah it’s very strange whoa whoa gaining altitude gaining altitude totally helicopter II totally have a I don’t know how to make a helicopter look at this really obvious using exclamation points in like an e most like hello how are you doing hope you’re doing well and you know what you seem a little crazy if a person talk like this all the time I do I’m asking a question

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