Today we’re testing our skills on some mystery products. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. In our time playing this game where we try to figure out what mystery products do, we’ve proven ourselves to be a couple of smart cookies. Mm-hm, in fact, if you gave us some sort of futuristic, smart baking device designed to make the perfect cookie- Yeah. I bet we’d figure that one out instantly. Yeah, I bet you we would figure it out instantly. And we’re ready to prove it. It’s time for Do You Know What That Doodad Do? Okay, boys. Okay. Oh. Your first- We’re not started yet. Mystery product. I thought the timer was already starting. What? What? Whoo! Okay. Calm down, man. I’m just jumping the gun. Your first mystery product is on the desk, underneath that little black sheet. On my queue, you’ll shop at the Mythi Mart to find the items needed to use the product. But be careful about which items you choose. Every wrong item equals five seconds taken off the game clock. And if you win three outta the four rounds, you’re gonna get a special prize at the end. And your time starts now. The key to winning this game is not panicking. Solving problems in general- Play it cool. Means staying calm. That’s right. So Rhett, what we have- What do you have there? What we have here is a… Suction. It looks like it could go… It’s not gonna go on your head. It’s gonna go on a surface, and then- It looks like it’s got rubber around it. So I think it… And do these go this way? Oh! This way. That goes out. So I think something mounts to this. Something to slide in. Let me waltz over here. Something slides in here. Let me waltz over here- And then you can lay it down. And see what slides in there. Or you can pick it up. Oh my goodness. He’s already back with these things, which adjust the height, as you can see, of the thing. Just gotta stay calm. We don’t wanna to tell you- Gotta stay calm What it is yet, but hmm, I’ma push that. Whoo! Do you think you would do something with eggs? Push this. It clips around something. The next thing, it clips. It’s like. Do you think you would do something with tortillas? Thin. Oh yeah. I think we’re talking about maybe a tortilla dryer. Bring the tortillas. Each one goes- No way. On there. Watch. See? Minus five. I was about to say, there’s no way. Well, I’ma show you what I was thinking anyway. I’m not panicking. I’m gonna show you what I was thinking. Ooh, I’m losing them. I’m losing them. Nuts! Rita. No, we need something. You see this right here? Look. You see that? Oh. It needs to clip something that’s not a tortilla, but. A little canvas? By golly, it could’ve been. A little canvas? Could be a little canvas. I think a little canvas could go. Minus five. God! I’m panicking a little bit! I’m still gonna do it in order to show you what can happen. Clay? Oh. It’s something that when you clip it and then you lay it down it… Is it a way to put things in bags? Oh. Oh. It is. It is. You turn these around this way and you hold a bag open. Bags? And it’s a, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Merry Christmas! And so what I’m gonna do is- Okay. I’m not gonna panic! I’m just excited. There’s a difference. This is a way to hold open bags and put things in them, which I have to get my children to do. Yep, yep, yep. Just the other day- Can I get another set of hands to help? I got Shepherd. Open this bag. And then- You can lay it down. And then what do you put in it? Eggs? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Nuts? What do you put in it? Anything! You pour soup in it? Oh, are we not done? Why is the timer still going? Well, ’cause I need, you gotta put something in it. Put something in it, bro. Look in the cooler. Oh yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Could you give me a hand with bagging up these eggs? No, you can just use this thing. Oh, whoa. Look a there. Two eggs in a bag. Now, even though we got it right, I don’t know why it lays down. Storage. Oh, for storage. So you can, wow, my life is gonna be changed forever. I don’t even need a partner. Yeah, this is for single people. And I’m talking about for anything. Your time starts now. Oh. What is it? Ooh, can I? May I? Just show me. I don’t wanna. Okay, so that right there. It’s a slinky-like thing. But it’s got two. You mount that to a wall maybe. You mount this to a wall, and then you pull it, pull it, pull it, and you- It could slide into something. And you let it go. And I think what it does is it, and then. You think about that. Well, it’s… I think it might be- This feels like something. An egg cracker. No. Ping pong ball cracker. This feels like something that, like, the fact that this is rubber- Nutcracker. It’s almost like a door stop. Okay. What does it tie into? Is there something over there that these two- What’s in this? Things- Oh, look, the eggs are in here. Yep, it’s either an egg cracker, a nutcracker, or a ping pong ball cracker. Oh, it could be a bouncy ball cracker. But you can’t bounce a cracker ball. It’s not gonna… Hold on. Well, maybe it will crack an egg like that. One egg. So I’ve gone a little differently. Minus 10. See? So we’re right about something. So let’s check- But we don’t know. Let’s check all three and see which one works. We don’t know which one it… We’re playing the game a little differently. Yeah, a bad way. Okay. So what did it do to the… Okay, is that negative five? No. Well, it was before. And then, of course, we turn… I think it might be a nutcracker. I think, I’m pretty sure it’s an egg cracker. That’s why we’re doing this second. Oh. Yeah. It cracks an egg. It cracks an egg. It cracks an egg. No cheering. Okay, what about a walnut? But we don’t know which one. One of these is the correct item. Well. But we don’t know ’cause you brought all three of them at the same time. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. Here. Now, I don’t wanna make a mess. Crack the walnut with that. Yep, that’s it. That’s it. We killed it, man. I’m telling you. But you gotta crack a couple other things first. We are just so good at this. No, you don’t have to crack anything. It’s not an egg cracker. It’s a nutcracker. ‘Cause it ruined the egg, but it made the walnut perfect. Oh my goodness. Look at what it did. I’ll throw that right in your mouth if you open it wide enough. Now, full disclosure, put this in… I’ll throw that right in your mouth if you open it wide enough. Oh. I didn’t know you were talking to me. Yeah. Yeah. Who else am I talking to? Open your mouth. Face me. Whoa! You boys think you know everything. No, we don’t. No, it’s about staying calm. We don’t. Okay, well, I think that- Are you learning? I think this round’s gonna take it up a notch. So your time starts now. Okay. If you’re facing a problem in your life, don’t panic about it. So there’s a- Just stop, assess- There’s a little thing. The resources that you have. This goes in something. Confer with your friends. And it turns a little, but not a lot. Feel a that. And then, see, a lot of teammates, they just send one shopper just running over there. It looks like a… Oh. And look at that. This is real prickly. Now- But then it’s… This looks like something you would take this tape off of. No, no, no. Oh, oh, oh. ‘Cause that’ll tell you what it is. That’ll tell you what it is. Hey, don’t. Hey, hey. All right, go on over there. Calm down, guys. So Link, I think- And there’s a gasket here, so I feel like- Believe it or not, I kind of feel like- Something liquid. You might do that with an egg. I feel like you would stick that in an egg. Stick it in an egg. Yeah. You stick it in an egg so you can suck out the stuff in an egg, and make Easter eggs. But I don’t know what the, something else goes to the thing that’s not… Oh, the eggs are gone. Eggs are gone. I hope that was intentional. What would you do with those three little prongs? What would they stick into? Might they stick into Play-Doh? They’re a little, they have some dark residue on the ends. Might you stick them into clay? Always use proper grammar when you’re calm. It’s a really hard rubber. Don’t make the mistake of trying to keep your rubbers. Used. They become really hard rubber. Well, you can use them twice. Just not three times. Oh, minus five. Ah! Okay. Okay. I’ma pick this up. And I’m gonna say I’m sorry that he did that to you. Sorry I overreacted there. Look at the… Oh, might they be used to put holes in tortillas so tortillas don’t curl up when you fry them? Look at this. The thing that turns just a little goes in something. Yeah, into something. It inserts into something, but it’s not. Ah! And then… Could it go into a glove? I’m smelling of it, and it smells like nail polish. I have markers. I have pumpkin seed oil. Oh! I just figured out something. Look. When I push on it, it’s, oh, this is an ink well for a special type… Oh, markers. Markers. I think you milk… This is for reinvigorating a marker. Yes, you reinvigorate a marker. Huh. Or you milk a marker. Minus five. God! Less than a minute remains. I’m not panicking. Stevie, what if I milked a marker into this? Would that be different? What else can you milk? Well, I already took away five, so if you wanna milk a marker, I’m here for it. See, ’cause it goes right there, and then it doesn’t go all the way down, but there’s… Something liquid goes in here. Less than 30. Water? Find a liquid. That’s the only, I’ve got oil. It’s applied to something like a little brush. Minus five. God, no. Find a liquid. No! Water? Five, four. Nah, you’re done. See, I think- Okay. I think you’re glad that we didn’t get it. Here’s a little, here’s a little thing that we teased you with. You actually don’t need anything from the Mythi Mart to use this product. So, knowing that- I feel betrayed. What do you think this is? That’s unethical, first of all. You’re right. There’s a little ink well in there. Yes. Uh-huh. Okay. And then what does the tip of that look like to you? It looks like five little fingertips. Oh, it’s a freckle maker. It’s a freckle maker. Ugh! Yeah, but you didn’t give us the thing. Obviously, there was a thing. And I figured this out. We figured everything out. Oh, did you give me freckles right here? They’re so hurt right now, Rhett. Hold on, but like, are you saying we don’t have the ink? They even subterfuged- No, Link’s holding it. The actual basis of the game- Make a freckle. In order to fool us. What? Make a freckle. So what, you just, you push it down, and there’s a little sponge down in there. I can see that. And then you just start. What about? Why that? Am I getting any? Did you spray water into the thing? Yeah. Well, you diluted it. That’s why it’s not working. Oh, this is my fault? Yeah. Well, this is- I hate to say it. Okay, this is my fault. I hate to say it. It’s your fault. You know what? I’m glad to take one for the team ’cause it’s a great team. The only thing I love more than lesbians is new drinkware. With our new Everybody Knows I Love Lesbians tumbler, you can support Outright International with every sip. Shop our new Pride drinkware along with some new additions to our sales section, mm-hm, now at Mythical.com. Okay, it all comes down to this round. I’m gonna give you a little extra time for this one ’cause it needs it. And it starts now. It needs it, she says. Still not panicking. Ooh! Cool! Now, this is gonna plug in. So pull that out. And if I may turn this up. Why do they think this thing takes more time? ‘Cause once you plug, I mean, here’s three levels to it once you plug it in. Do I have a stinger? There’s a fan. Just keep going. Keep going. Jerk it. Jerk it. Okay, that’s it. Okay, that’s not. That’s all we got. That’s not. That’s all we got. So, I mean- Let’s plug it in. We can go ahead and plug it in, right? Is it plugged in? Now, where does it suck? Is it sucking air? It is sucking air here and putting out here. So you can’t lay it down because that’s gonna block the air flow. And this has a filter on it that’s sucking this air in. And then on the bottom, that’s definitely the bottom. This is gonna be something that is going to, that we are going to put over the top of this. No. I think you put it on the inside. And look at this. Look at that right there. That, what is that? That looks like it could be a magnetic- Magnetic fastener. Fastener point. So you need something that’s circular. You think a pan? You know what? I’m gonna take the long way. Magnetic fastener. Maybe it shoots athletic cones. All right, something magnetic. Maybe a pot. Maybe it’s a pot dryer. Like, if you… Honestly, that’s not a bad idea. Should I? Well, keep looking before you bring something. Oh, I found something more amazing. Oh, there’s two pieces to that. Check this out. All right, this thing right here, it’s got the three. Okay. There was another piece to that. There was a sieve of sorts. A sieve of sorts. That was the same exact dimensions as this. A sieve of sorts. Right next to it. Oh, this thing could blow. Right next to it. Oh yeah. A sieve of sorts. Bring that over. But hold on, this thing can blow. I don’t, okay, that, oh, that’s probably what it is. I bet you. But bring one at a time. One at a time. Okay. Minus five. Oh! But we’re gonna do that anyway ’cause- Okay. We know what the people want! Okay, so hold on. Well, that ain’t gonna do it. It has to stay up. Other side? Oh, other side. Oh. Yes, sir. Oh, now it looks pretty. Be gentle. Be gentle. Oh, it does look like it fits in there, though. Yes, sir. And then there’s something. No, no, no. If that’s not working, you know, if it doesn’t fit, you… You must acquit. No, we gotta keep working. It stays in there, though. Like. It stays in there. That’s good, that’s good, that’s good. Is it blowing on you? Wait, now hold on. We only have a minute and a half. There’s something else? What? Well, yeah, we don’t know what it does. Hang it up. Is there anything else in here? What could we dry? Tortillas. Tortillas are already dry. Clay? Does it cook ping pong paddle plastic? What needs to dry? Little canvas? Nope. Well- That you’ve already painted on. If you’ve painted it. What about chicken? I bet you can dry clay on it. Like, if you, but you can’t lay it down. You can’t put something on it. You could put something in front of it, though. Something in front of it. Ooh, a pan. Oh! Oh, it’s a pan dryer. Look it. Put it on there. Put it where? Well, I mean, if you wanted to, if you wanted to take all these items- What? If you wanna take all these items to a different place in this setup- Oh. To use them. Huh! I will give you more time on the clock. Huh! You bring that. I’m letting go. Huh! And now we’re over here, and what we’re doing is- We’re cooking. We’re cooking. Oh, and we’re sucking up smoke. We’re a soak smoker. We’re soak smucking. Yes! With the best soak smoker that ever smoked smuck! This is if you don’t have a hood. You don’t have a hood. It’s a portable hood. It’s a portable hood. And one guy cooks. That would be me. And your buddy holds it. So I’d be cooking tortillas. Very calmly. Oh my goodness! And I could, whoa! What was that? Okay, so it’s a portable hood? Yeah, I mean, it’s a smoke capturer. So yeah, you would- What? I mean, we don’t have to, we don’t have to see it, but we were hoping you’d put oil in that pan, and then smoke would happen. But you know what smoke looks like, so. Oh, we don’t wanna do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the great news is that you won, which means you get 30 seconds of mystery in “Good Mythical More”. Yes! Oh. We get mystery. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Logan. And I’m Sarah. And we just got married. And it’s time it time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Congratulations. Y’all do good now. 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