it’s time for the first annual totally contrived amazing international noodle off let’s talk about that good mythical morning noodles they’re everywhere you run into them and then you eat them and then you think there should be a noodle off on your internet well it kind of hit us that there are so many cut types of noodles in the world that you can have in so many different types of cuisine wouldn’t it be fun yet stupid to try to figure out what’s the best noodle in the world now there’s lots as I’ve established but we have narrowed it down to five is going to be in our noodle off that we have contrived I mean designed we haven’t this isn’t only only news that we that we’ve considered we considered all noodle every noodle we started with a list of how many was it like 30 to 40 different types of noodle live hundreds and then based on a number of different criteria we narrowed it down to these five that we’re going to test now for you say we have here link the classic spaghetti and then we’ve got ramen noodles and we’ve got the very big and sheet-like lasagna what is this called spiral desirable pasta fusilli the rice noodles rice noodles which are white rubbery I like that the first criteria we’re going to go through all these with each one we are going to each individually score them you can score at home you have time to do that get your pet pet out what’s the first one attractiveness attract how attracted are we to these noodles and then we’re going to go with slurp ability and taste okay and then we are going to grand finale this thing with wall stick ability let’s both start with spaghetti spaghetti is a it is attractive it it looks good I’m bored by this I’m gonna give it a 2 out of 10 what in appearance it could be a wig it looks like a world that I can dive into is stringy what do you get a smelling world for all right then we got ramen brings back memories of camping I got a curl to it I’m giving this an 1/8 can you give it an 8 I give it a six all right give me that lasagna Akko look at this is hefty I feel like I could wrap myself up into this I want to put it around my face just want to put it around what am i judging parents what does this come I give it a 10 just because of that right there I just give in turtleneck it that’s not a proper use of the noodle I think that lasagna is gonna suffer in other categories I’m by the 10 5 we got the fusilli now this spiral this is pretty I mean it’s like DNA this is what Watson and Crick we’re eating when they were like oh it’s a spiral is a helix okay 10 yeah easily it’s I give this a tinel’s and this right here is so-so Wow dainty amazing it is this is very hair like it looks like something if it was in the ocean it really sting you I’ll just go with an even yeah yeah I’m gonna give it a three now we move on to the second phase of this riveting extravaganza I’m have a noodle ampionship which is slope ability and taste you got a slurp to taste what is slip why does flipper ability have to do with taste because it’s texture related to noodles it’s very important that you can slurp it it’s part of the experience of a noodle who’s with me thank you so you slurp written a need I would recommend going low these are just unflavored noodles people I mean this is like what does this noodle tastes like on his own I think what I just did was a pleasant to watch yeah I’m I’m glad we don’t eat pasta together on a regular basis slurping is dangerous by the way I can’t get it to slurp I give it a slurp ability of seven and the taste of I’m gonna give that an 8 slurp ability I’m gonna go with eight tastes I’m gonna go with five ramen I don’t I don’t think this is slurp able at all you can’t say that ramen ramen is by far the most livable pasta because you’re eating it out of a bowl we don’t eat it it’s like you’re like chopping your mouth I mean this your slipper ability test is quite ridiculous mine is not moving no one takes one string and so I’m here and honest they broke their jaw I give this a slurp ability of three and I give it a taste of one because it just it makes me think of makes me taste survival I give it a taste of two but I gave it a sliver ability of ten lasagna see if you can slurp this the big boy help help it out nobody eats pasta like this good gosh alright zero sliver ability but you can eat it like a sandwich 10 that tastes incredible slurp ability of zero taste of four facili these are kind of sure there’s not gonna be much slurp to this but I would recommend getting it wet first and then don’t you spit out time out you spit on my finger round my frame when it was next to my face there’s someone you hit really yeah yeah okay I’m out it’s okay I’m totally fine with good wit see we’re following through all right um you’ll go here you can’t slurp this without court screwing it oh just did slipper ability 6 works screwed right in there look slope ability 1 it it’s too short to be Slurpee long it’s just like inhaling cool it’s in there and taste 8 tastes 5 you don’t like pasta that’s the highest score you give him for taste is it not I think it needs sauce or something all right and sort ability of oh goodness look at this I’m not listening to don’t take one noodle don’t be that guy just you don’t eat that like this utilize it and you fell one girl probably looking at open wounds will be less gross than watching a slurp hey zoast one that is horrible I think you have to have something on these Oh taste is bad yeah taste one sliver ability I think you have to basically give it the same score as wrong and I give it a 10 on slurp ability taste on its own zero slurp ability I think it’s you know 9 now we’re moving into the last phase of our test and that is the sick ability test could we bring in the glass please sneeze guard in place boom there is glass in front of us now don’t be alarmed can see some so we’re gonna be throwing things at you the reason why we’re doing this is because this is how you know that noodles are done but you also want to know it also needs to be fun and satisfying when you do when you cook with these noodles you should have the experience of being able to throw them at something the wall up didn’t stick but I’ll give it a few more tries at the spaghetti has to stick there’s definitely some stickability here it’s got some stick ability it’s kind of balling up as you look at that time to go for the Big Daddy oh dude be careful it did not stick might as well be just thrown noodles in at your audience okay we are making mats up well I don’t know if that’s technically stuck or if it’s just being draped it’s got some drape ability there’s some sick ability there okay so fusilli has a zero stickability we all know that lasagna has a zero stickability spaghetti and ramen I’m gonna give them both a eight for stickability the rice noodles I’m going to give a 6 for stickability I believe in this I give it a 7 I give stuck spaghetti a 10 Robin nine coming in last place with 29 points we have lasagnas just not fair sorry lasagna you can’t stick to anything you’re really heavy rate just your beautiful just because you can make yourself into a turtleneck doesn’t make you a good noodle coming in next to last place tied we have fusilli and rice noodles so this could demonstrate so scientific concept they each have 40 points so we’re down to the last two that’s ramen and spaghetti we should announce the winner not a loser and now the undisputed noodle champion of the entire universe pathetic noodles that you wish you were eating right now and every time that you eat noodles because we have scientifically proven it to be the best noodle ever with 52 points it’s spaghetti congratulations spaghetti she should win something oh yeah she should how about a song we’re gonna sing a song – spaghetti as the winner what were you gonna say if you know what time it is hi I’m Logan and I’m from Bergen West Virginia and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality yeah she smell that’s what I click through to good mythical more while we staring ate spaghetti Appetit but first what are we gonna in this episode bug loose in the studio hey you know what don’t move don’t move don’t move don’t move what get in your chair getting your check feed in your chair eating your chicken all the way up see right there oh it’s the bug that I kept in something he’s out he’s loose you were keeping him yeah I never thought he’d get out but now that he’s loose what was glad you got me on this chair what was the purpose observations man I’m doing a science experiment well but he’s loose now what are you drawing to test you think he’s gonna be able to get up here what are you trying to test if the bow can get loose well the Bears ludo uhh