Can we taste the fake eggs? Let’s talk about that. [funky intro music] Good mythical morning. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or you’re a vegan, or you’re one of those vegans who lives under rocks. Oh. You know that eggs are expensive these days, man. True. But there are all kinds of egg substitutes out there that claim to be just as good as the real thing. But. That can’t be true. Can it? It is time for Not Everything Needs To Come Out of a Cloaca: Egg Substitute Taste Test. As you can see, we can’t. Okay, boys, in front of you, there are three plates of scrambled eggs with some veggies mixed in. One plate was made with real eggs. The other two were made with fake egg substitutes. You’re going to taste all three. And guess which one is made with the real eggs. The person with the most correct guesses in the end gets a special prize. This is the. Right here. There you go. There you go. I’m nervous about this. Hey, I, I’m always teetering. You’re a teeter. Yep. On, on egg. How I feel about eggs. That’s why you love hairis teeter. Like sometimes I do. I really like eggs sometimes in certain ways prepared by certain people. These are good. But, and I like scrambled eggs, but… Are you done yet? I don’t know what y’all gonna do with all these eggs. Oh, these are big. Oh, okay. What do you mean these are big? How, how do you know? What do you mean? These are big? Um, like I’m picking up more. I’m, they’re thicker. It was kind of nothing to me. I’m sorry, but you are picking up more. I, I’m, I can show. I wasn’t? No, you are. If you know what I mean. I’m trying to be subtle about it, but, oh, in my beard. Yeah. And your, and your hair is like in my way. No. Uh oh. It still there? Yeah. Oh, gross. So don’t tell anyone. No one can hear us. Did I get, did I get off? Yeah. Yeah. You got, is he putting the hair in my eggs though? Yeah. Yeah. No, no. I put it right back. What? Those second ones had a saltiness. I, I have to go back to the first ones for a second. The, the, they’re both taste. I’m not getting anything. This is like that game when you pick up the, uh, uh. Qtips? The, the cotton balls. You play a game where you pick up Q-tips. That sounds fun, right? Can I do it? What’s that game where you pick up the cotton balls with a spoon? Is that a game that I only I play? Oh God. Um, I’m, I’m coming over here. I got a fork, so watch out. Too much egg. Hmm. This is, this is more challenging than I thought. Golly. What in the world is happening? We need a, uh, can you say, uh, corner when you’re coming over here, even though there’s no corner like a restaurant. Uh, corner. What, what, what am I doing? There’s two over there. I’m having to come over there all the time. I still need a system. Corner. Okay, you’re gonna put your hand over the actual egg dish in 3, 2, 1. Oh, I changed my mind. Where you at? Where are you at? Let’s see if we can even by looking now before she tells us we It definitely wasn’t that one. That’s not eggs. Like that was obvious, right? These right here. Still not obvious. These were my favorite, but I don’t think they’re eggs. This scrambled eggs. Yeah. These were, these were also my favorite slightly, but these are good. Made with real eggs are on Link’s plate. The plate in front of Link. Um, so we both. You know why these are better than eggs? Because they’re less eggy. Well, what are they? They are just egg, A plant-based egg substitute made from mung bean protein, canola oil, and other ingredients. I love mung bean. And the ones on, uh, Rhett’s side were, uh, made from tofu. Yeah. Not great. Did did you do something in addition to this to really– Mushroom. Juush it? Mushrooms. Nothing. Seasoning. What you’re just standing by this product independently. Not a sponsor. But is this less expensive than what actual eggs are going for these days? It’s like six bucks and I think they say there’s 10 ish eggs in there. So it’s, I mean, depending on the eggs you buy, it’s pretty comparable. Comparable, less breakable. Okay, next up we have breakfast burgers. Oh. All of which have a fried egg. I’m trying to say egg in a way that’s like, you know, ’cause like some of them are, one of them is an egg and then the other ones are eggs. You’re saying eggs with X. Uh, with quotation. Exactly. Gentleman’s agreement. You’re a gentleman. Right? Depends on the day. Okay. Gentleman’s agreement. No isolation of the egg. Okay. We just must take burger bites unless we agree. No. We’re gonna do something different. No, I think you gotta taste it all together. I mean, I’m not, I didn’t really get egg. I didn’t get egg, but I got a good burger. Well, that’s not corner. I forgot. I should have done it earlier. Sorry. Sorry. I went for the. There’s no corner on a burger unless you’re at Wendy’s. And I’m going for the fronts. So if I go back. Well, I got the front of the second one already. But you got the back of the first one? Yeah. ’cause I’m trying to keep you on your toes. Well just put it on the back. On the back. I’ll put it on the the back. Put back. I’ll put it on the back. When I put it back. I’ll put mine on the front when I put it back. ’cause I got it from the back. I thought my corner burger joke about Wendy’s was pretty good a second ago. I haven’t figured out how to get in on your corner joke. I’ve kinda left it to you. Well, I keep throwing it out there for you. I’ll try. I am not getting much egg from that. I mean, did I bite egg? You know, my favorite thing about flat tops? Corner. Yeah. How was that? Was that funny? Yeah. What do you like about flat tops? The corners. Oh. Oh, all right. Third one. Hmm. Am I eating yolk? ’cause that’s the thing that I’ve never liked about. Runny runny yolks. I’ve never liked that about eggs, and that’s why I’ve never had egg on a burger because they’re always that runny yolk thing. Even at Red Robin. Even at Red Robin. We’re not in like full run territory. Also, you’re taking like tiny baby bites or maybe I’m just seeing Rhett’s bites and you’re right. Look, I am taking, I’m taking a normal bite. What kind of, you said what he’s taking. Look what kind of? I just like, seems like tiny baby bites. I’m not. Okay. Corner. Corner. That’s good. Corner. That was a good timing. Okay. You ready to put your hand over the, those are all really good. First of all, real egg. There’s no, there’s no way to tell. I mean, I got guess I have, I have an inclination if it’s a fake egg, it’s not gonna have a yolk is the thing I’m learning. One tasted the eggiest. 3, 2, 1. Corner. I’m just gonna, oh, did you do that one? Oh yes. I’ll change my answer because I’m just guessing anyway and I want to, I want to keep it interesting. Okay, so the real egg. Is in the middle. Um, because it’s the only one that tasted like an egg. I didn’t taste it. It, but you like the other ones? Yeah, I, let’s take a look. The one’s on Rhett’s side is beleaf imitation egg. Uh, this is not cost– What? It’s not efficient. This is, um, eight eggs for $19. I take it back now that I see it, and I also got mostly egg in that bite. It wasn’t as good as the first bite. It is. Um, soybean protein and pea flour. Look at that. Y’all did a good job with these burgers, but look at that. That’s ugly. It is. Hey ugly. And then on Link’s side is yo egg, sunny, side up egg and it’s four eggs for $10 and it’s made from soy and chickpea protein. And that was pretty good. That’s. Pretty convincing. Fully cooked. I guess they’ve made it look like it’s already been cooked. Man. I’m having a great time. So does that go– Burgers are so good y’all. I don’t know what. I dunno why he’s taking baby bites of ’em. So what are you saying about this round? That you’d be willing to eat this? Mm-hmm. Happy Pride Month. Did you miss your chance to buy our proud Mythical Beast tee last month? Well, don’t worry. You have one last chance. We’ve brought it back for one day only. Shop it now and a hundred percent of the proceeds will benefit outright International and their mission to protect the rights of L-G-B-T-Q-I-A people everywhere. Get yours now at mythical.com. Moving on to egg salad sandwiches. You know the other thing that happens Link. Well what? What? Not just a restaurant, but a film set or a TV set such as this one. That’s what I call it. Well, some of these professional people that work with us, we’ll say corner, because they’ve been to like film schools and things like that, where they learn proper technique. Now, I never say it. Oh, I have said it today many times, more times than I’ve ever said it, but. Cause when you come around a corner, you might, if you’re carrying something, you might hit ’em. Right. But you raise an interesting conundrum when you said coroner. Because what if you were on, oh, oh, I have a joke for that. What if you were on the, the well, I, I’m explaining if you see, if your joke works after I explain it, I feel like you might give it away. If you’re on the, the set of like law and order or something like that and the coroner shows up and then someone says, coroner, you might get confused whether or not the coroner showed up or if there’s just somebody saying coroner’s that’s, and that really feels like there needs to be another word for that. Oh, that’s not, has nothing to do with my joke. Oh, well let’s hear your joke. I, I wish I would’ve said my joke before you went in all that, because it was gonna be, Hey, Rhett, what do yous, what do you, who do you call? Let me figure it out. Okay, I got it. Who, who do you call? Coroner? Shut up. Who do you call if you think an egg killed somebody? A coroner. Coroner. I’m just trying to keep it on theme. Hey Rhett. I thought you were gonna make a, a, a play on words out of a. What do you say when, when, when you eat so many eggs that your cholesterol gets too high. Corona. Coronary. Oh no. Laughs Okay. No laughs. Take that one. Back message. Message received. I’m not funny. I’m not a funny person. Yep. Took you a while. Oh, I think you’re funny. Link. Thank, thank you for representing. Thank you. Random person voice back. Stevie, what’s in that one? You know, there’s relish on these or something. Some people will travel just to get an egg salad sandwich. Not bad. I, I like Salad sandwich. What do you expand? Expand upon that. What are you saying? What do you mean? There’s famous places that serve egg salad sandwiches and people go to ’em. Well, you know, Ben recently went to Japan. Oh that. Oh my God. Yeah. And somebody was asking him about the egg salad sandwich, I thought. At seven 11. Woo. Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So some people will travel to Japan to the seven 11 for an egg salad sandwich. That’s how much people care about it. You’re going back to the first one. Okay. Which means that must not be it. I have a guess. Okay. Three. Two one. This one. Okay. We’re split here. Real eggs are on Rhett’s plate. Yeah, that’s is super eggy, bro. The farm Super egg. I, I just don’t know. You just don’t know. Eggs, don’t, we cant work on that. Well Link. You picked tofu this time. That’s what’s on that one. The stuff you’ve added to it really did good. I thought this was the worst one. The one that he thought was eggs. And you thought the one is eggs. The was the best one. I thought this was the best one. Oh, well that is Wonder Egg. A product made from almonds, cashews, and coconut milk. And it’s, uh, six eggs for $9. German? They’re quite good. We are opening ourselves up to plant-based eggs. But what, where are they? Oh, they’re like a product made from almonds, cashews, and coconut milk. Oh, where are they? Is what I was saying. Oh. Oh, look, what is this? Um, don’t take these to the family reunion, you know? Oh yeah. I guess there’s six. How do you– Half eggs. How do you even get ’em– That’s three eggs. If I, in my world, that’s three eggs. How do you get these out? And then you just probably pop the, oh, see, that’s not appetizing. It’s really hard to get these out. Huh? I would never do that. I would never have done that. We’re taking things in a little bit of a different direction into creme brulee this round. Can, can we just have, have an agreement on like can we just, what? Oh, I just wanted this one. Oh, can I do that to one of ’em though? Yeah. I’m gonna say yeah. Yeah. I thought you, you already doing it to another one? I’ll do it to, you can do the next one. I feel like I have a lot. Okay. I think that did it. Hmm. What I think, the thing that I’m learning is that as, and I’ll generalize if you, thank you, if you don’t love, if you don’t hate eggs, but you don’t like really love eggs, if you’re not an egg aficionado, then especially if it’s made into other things. All bets are off. You can have any type of fake egg. Did you already break the second one? No, I, I’m leaving you to it. Oh, I broke the first one. I broke the third one. Oh. So I’ll let you have the second one. Oh, that’s a deep. But the price of these is more than eggs, right? Across the board kind of. Yeah. And the reason why, Ooh, that’s totally different. That one’s fluffy. Some people don’t want eat eggs because they don’t like eggs. The thing that is my hangup about eggs is the idea of eggs. It’s a little, and then also the runniness. And so I’m actually really predisposed to the fakeness of not real eggs. I wanna make sure I get some. I got very little. This one’s also very fluffy. I think I got some. The first one was like runny, like runny custard. What is he doing? Oh, oh God. Don’t put it back. Oh no, dude. What are you, are you. Hold on, was your hand in there? Hold on. Was that your head? What was that? My head wasn’t my head’s here. What was that? The arm. That a corner. It is nothing. You got it? You got it back into the bowl. Oh, I did? Yeah. Okay, great. Mission accomplished. You ready? Yeah. 3, 2, 1. I can’t tell what you’re voting for, Rhett. You’re going there. This one. Okay. Okay. I’m going for this one. Middle. The creme brulee with real eggs. Is in the middle. Yes. Four in a row. That, is that a queen sweep? It’s a queen sweep. It is. I will say, but did. I, I zilch. Yeah. So that’s a, well that’s, that’s something even more than a queen sweep. What is that? I don’t know, man. It’s, we need a new word for that corner, I think. I think you’ve beheaded the king if you’ve been cornered. That’s when someone has a queen sweep and the other person has zero. Cornered. I don’t, I’m, no, I’m not going for that. What I don’t want, it’s the perfect, we have a, we gotta be careful here ’cause we perpetuate things and I’m just not for perpetuating corner anything. Why? It never took, oh, wasn’t that obvious? You’ve been cornered. Cornered. That’s it. ’cause that makes sense ’cause it’s been killed. Queen Sweep and you get a zero. You’re dead. Call the coroner. He’s been coronored. What about, can you at least make it, the king has been Coronered. King Coroner. Yeah. King Coroner. Yep. Yep. I’ll go for that. Okay. Rhett on your side. This one’s good. That is corn starch, slurry. And on Link’s side is silk and tofu. Horrible. That’s the second tofu that you’ve picked Link. So why do you like tofu? Yeah, I didn’t think I did. So the only reason I picked this one is because it tasted like creme brulee. The other two really didn’t. Taste like it was in your spoon or somewhere else? Was that in your mouth? I mean, it probably it. It touched that. It touched it, for sure. Yeah. Okay. Rhett. You win a special egg loving pillow. Oh, for deviled eggs. For deviled eggs. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I’m Daniel and I’m in Arkansas. And I’m Kaylee, and I’m in Texas. 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