What’s the most flammable food? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Alright, Link. This episode is kind of a belated birthday gift, new year, new you. We decided that we’re gonna let you finally play with knives now. Sharp rocks. No, uh, real lightsabers? No, fire. We’re gonna let you play with fire. We’re gonna set a bunch of foods on fire to test, which is the most flammable. I won’t let you down. It is time for like a mouth to a flame, finding the most flammable foods. Welcome to the, is it real hot zone? Is it hot? Is it real hot? That’s good. Okay, boys. To win today’s game, all you have to do is create the biggest fire more times than the other guy does. Yes. What food is the most flammable is the question that we’re asking today. So you’ll draft foods, light them on fire at the same time, and the person with the bigger fire takes both of the associated cards. The person with the most cards at the end wins. And to decide who gets the first draft pick, ah, please. Pick a match. Oh, on theme. Oh, look at this. I feel like I’m on fire right now. First of all, it’s bright. Is it real bright? I’m in squint mode, so we’re just gonna. I get a little self-conscious ’cause my hair looks totally white in the sun like this. Whoa. I didn’t even see. Think he’d go, Hey. Wow. Wow, wow. Wait, cheater. You’re such a cheater, man. And you still lost. I didn’t cheat. Okay. Rhett, you get to start off the draft so you can pick from any of these foods or the two advantages. So the two advantages. The fire extinguisher advantage means you get one spray of water from a few feet away to spray at the other guy’s fire as it’s being lit or the catch Fire advantage means that Lucas will throw in a Flammable item and if you catch it, you get to add it to your food. Alright. Okay. And if we burn the whole place down, then what about the future of mythical? I haven’t thought about that. We go back to doing the show from our homes. Remember that? Oh, we cash in on the insurance. Ah, yeah. And we erase this part of the video. Okay. So I have the power of choice. Now as a young boy, as a lad in the hills of North Carolina, actually there weren’t hills. It was mostly flat where I was. Mm-hmm. Um, I used to think that nuts were wood. I could see why you would think that I was eating nuts one day. I was like, these are wood. Oh, I, I’m eating wood. I’m like a beaver. And so. You think about a Brazil nut? Okay. And you just helped me a little bit because that’s gonna be less to burn. I’m gonna pick Brazil nuts. Can you take the card? Yeah. Oh yeah. Take the card. You take the card. Take the card. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So then just go back and forth until there are no more cards. Okay. Uh, seems like the obvious choice is marshmallows. I have a feeling that these are flammable. I don’t know. I don’t know why, but. Yeah, maybe. Uh, okay. Well I’m gonna stay on theme and go with Graham crackers. They’re very wood-like. Cap’n crunch. Is there’s a lot of air in it, and it’s very stiff to your, it, it, it, it scrapes my mouth and I think that means that it’s flammable. Okay? I don’t really follow the logic. The, in the air inside of it, it’s aerated. It’s easier to catch. Uh, as you know, aged white people are easy to catch on fire because their skin gets, gets papery, right? Uhhuh. So I believe that anything that has aged white cheddar on it, like pirates booty. It is a good choice. I feel like second to Captain Crunch, Cheetos are gonna go up in a, in just a pire of smoke. It’s gonna look like a Viking funeral. Well, they’re not flaming hot, so I don’t agree. Well, they will be. I’m not going to choose natural peanut butter because it’s a liquid. I’m going to choose Pop-Tarts. Okay. Well, it seems that you’ve stuck me with what I would’ve chosen anyway, because what you’ve forgotten about is all the natural oils. Oil is flam. Total flam. Okay, now I’m gonna choose, I mean, the name of the game is we’re trying to catch fire. You know what? So I’m gonna choose it, and then I’m also going to make an executive decision to also choose catch fire because nobody wants to put out a fire. What? What? Mm. Come on. That’s not how you, how it works. No. Come on. You’re actually not, nobody wants to see less fire in this. First of all, you’re not actually an executive here. We just put that on your little card to make you feel special, so, okay. Technically, technically you’re an intern. Well, I’m calling the lawyers. I’ve decided to start off with a shoe in. My marshmallows. And I decided to keep it on theme and challenge Link with graham crackers. Good luck with that. Well, because they’re like wood. I mean, they’ll burn. Uh, I feel that, but. Okay, boys, start your flames, but don’t. Okay. 3, 2, 1, fire. Okay. It’s, it’s burn. It’s blackening. Burn. Burn boys. Come on. Everybody burn. I’m getting Oh, you’re just, oh, it okay. It looks like you’re beating me right now. Are you beating me? Oh. Oh yeah. Are you not getting flamed? You’re just getting charred. Well, I’m not holding it there forever. Oh look, I’m getting serious flame. Look at that. Look. Look at that. Look at that. Well, I told you it’s like wood. I mean, I gotta keep feeding it. I think I’ve seared the top of my look at that flame fire and now it’s not burning. Come on. Look at my flame. Look at that. Whatcha you doing? I, I should probably be looking at my flame since I’m like burning stuff with it. Don’t what’s happening? I breathed a lot in the bottom is not burning at all. I’ve got gram lung. What’s wrong? I’m making a molten. Now that doesn’t count. You have to stop. Look, look at that man. Hey, breathing in Cracker Lung’s. Fun. Come on. I’m not having any fun right now. I’m failing. I think I won. So I’ve created a shell of marshmallow. That was your top choice and you lost. Oh, right. Stevie? Did he lose? I mean, you had the bigger flames, so I think you get both cards. Yes, I do. I have chosen pirates booty because of my aged white theory. And I decided to match you with the nautical theme. Oh yes. Argh. My cotton is gonna take down your pirate. I think. Uh, you’ve got more crunch. I’ve got more air, more booty. I don’t know this is gonna be, I think this is gonna be a tight one. This is gonna be a tight booty. Three, two. One. Fire. Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. What? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my. I think mine’s. You’re gonna have a slow burn. I think I’m gonna have a slow but bigger burn on. But look at that. Look at that. Look at that booty. I’m gonna get booty lung and I don’t even care. No, no. Gimme that booty lung. No. Too much. I think it’s the sugar, the sugar coating. Yeah. You went too sweet. You’re too sweet. I, I have a no. Ah, burn. Look at that booty go. Burn, you stupid captain. Let this be a lesson to all you– I hate you. To all you all white people out there. Stay away from fires. You’re thinking about get cooking with a gas stove. Go with induction. Okay. Mine’s, mine’s out. Okay. Rhett. You get the, you get the little labels. Again. I’m on a roll. I am so disappointed in you and I thought you were cool because you had a parrot. You think you’re funny enough to make us laugh? Well, we’re gonna put that to the test on the mythical society. Yeah. We want you to submit a video of you telling us a joke that you think will crack us up. You gotta submit it by July 18th, you can also submit a written joke and the mythical crew will perform it on your behalf. Either way, the goal is simple. You’re trying to make us laugh. There’s more details and about the submission at mythicalsociety.com. You don’t have to be a member to submit though. Oh, okay. What do we got? I have chosen the peanut butter. I want to get that out of the way. And again, we just can’t help but follow a theme. I’ve chosen nuts, but I also believe that there, they’re wood and so I believe that they will burn. I have chosen to use my advantage to put out your wood nuts. Uh, a spritz of the. It’s this cute little fire extinguisher and I will challenge your advantage with my advantage. Uh, and I’ve been told that it’s catch fire and I have to catch something and Lucas is standing over here, so I’m, I have one ping pong ball. He threw five and app, apparently they’re flam people of the internet say that these are flammable. I, I’ve heard that. Okay. So, man, I am hurting y’all. So Rhett, you can put your ping pong. In your, in your nuts when, whenever you desire. Yeah I can. That’s right. I have autonomy, bodily autonomy. Okay. Uh, you know what, I’m not gonna, I’m not gonna use it to begin with because I think the wood nuts will burn just fine. Okay, here we go. Three. Two, one. Fire. I think you could build a house outta nuts. Come on, look at those wood nuts go. Oh God. Oh my God. Mine’s burning. Mine’s burning. I’m gonna get nut long now. Cracker lung, booty lung and nut lung. Come on. The oil should be burning. Look, I got oil. I got oil too. Well. I did. You’re out. Yeah. Welcome to my world. You get rid of this burnt spot on top. I’ve definitely got flames. I don’t, I have some. Oh, look at it. And I got a ping pong ball d it. Ah, it doesn’t even smell good. Link. You still have your advantage. I dunno. One squirt. Uh, one more please. One more please. I’m going. Oh, okay. We also said a few feet away and you’re just like right above it. But hold on. I think I’m getting bing pong on now. Look at, look at how much I’m, how sad it’s been for me. It’s been very sad. Did I run out? You, I’ll give it to you. Have I run out? Uh, you know what? If you can’t beat ’em, join them. At least this round. I knew nuts were wood all along. That little boy from North Carolina has been vindicated. For this final round, I have chosen Pop-Tarts because that was the only thing that was left. I feel like my Cheetos has a fighting chance because now you have the sugar and I didn’t do the sugar calculations properly. Sugar math. This entire thing that thing’s nothing but sugar in the middle. You were out. You were out that day. Anyway, there’s no sugar in these, I hope for very little. So Ms. McClams taught us sugar math. Remember that? No. You don’t because you weren’t there. Yep. Okay. Okay. I’m just trying to break the queen. Sweep Stevie. Exactly. You just need something on the board. I’m just trying to get tart lung. 3, 2, 1. Fire. Come on, Cheeto. Come on. Tart lung. Oh yeah. Look at that. Now we’re talking. Oh God. Okay. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Come on, daddy. Oh God. That flame is dancing. This thing is smoking that flame. It’s fancy. Yeah, that sugar. Oh yeah, the sugar just smokes it. Oh God. Okay. Breathe in that. Get some of that, that tart lung. No, no, no. The sweet smell of reprieve. Whoa. That might be the biggest one. Of the entire time. Uhhuh. It’s the most sustained. Yeah. Okay. Well give him a medal. Yeah, unfortunately. Give him a little ribbon. He, you still, um. I would like executive producer credit. Okay. You still have to, uh, stop, drop and roll in More anytime you hear an alarm. Uh, ’cause you didn’t win the game overall. But good job on this round. Yay. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Chris. And I’m Kristy. And we’re at the Eternal Flame in Orchard Park, New York. And it’s time to spin the wheel of Mythicality. I’ve always wanted to go see that. I’ve heard of that. Click the top link. Seems underwhelming. We, we know somebody who lives close by it. Oh, we do. He can send us pictures but we don’t need ’em now. Click the top link to watch us try throwing playing cards, but with help from an expert this time in Good Mythical More. 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