Today we’re testing out some weird cookbooks. Let’s talk about that. [Funky intro music] Good Mythical Morning. There’s a whole world of novelty cookbooks out there, cookbooks based on movies, video games, and hey, even YouTube shows, The Mythical Cookbook available now. And while we’ll never pass up an opportunity to plug our own projects, that actually isn’t what today’s about. We invited some of our best friends or potential best friends over for a potluck, so we could put some of these weird cookbooks to the test. It’s time for, I Only Eat Food Based On Previously Existing IP: Testing Weird Cookbooks. Welcome to the party zone. Okay boys. We bought a variety of weird cookbooks and invited some of our friends to make their favorite dish from the book for your party. But– Thank you. Unfortunately. We still can’t find more than three chairs for this shindig. Yeah. Exclusive party. Yeah. So the first three guests to arrive at the party will automatically get a seat at your table, but when the fourth guest shows up, you’ll be out of seats and must decide if the new dish is good enough to kick someone else out of the party. And by the end we’ll figure out which dish and corresponding weird cookbook is truly the best. Yeah, we will. [Door bell] Come in. Perfect timing. Hey. Hi everybody. I’m Pokemon trainer, Ash Ketchum. And I’ll say it ’cause I know everybody’s thinking it. I’ve had a rough couple of years. Sorry to hear that. That’s okay. I’m picking myself up. This is– What do you got here, Ash? It’s Marshamp umeboshi onigir. It’s inspired by Marshamp’s love of playing in the mud. Why are you so enthusiastic? Well, I gotta be, it’s part of the brand, and again, I’m trying to pull myself out of a hole. What? What’s the hole, I haven’t been following? Well, like I said, it’s been a rough couple of years. I had an affair with Geo Dude and it ruined my marriage. Oh, ah, yeah. Psyduck convinced me to buy a bunch of condos that weren’t up to code. I lost a lot of money on that. You know what, have a seat at the party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. My luck’s turning around. But we do need to try it. I mean, uh, do you know anything about this dish that you prepared? No. I’ll just put my name on anything. Again, I need the money. I had nothing to do with the cookbook, but they put my name on it. Is this a, is that a umeboshi ball? That’s what he said. Yep. And then. Rice. I guess we just gotta eat it right. Oh, that’s horrible. Well, that’s sour. Um, and it’s very cold. I mean that in the best way possible. Hey, I don’t care if you like it. I already got the licensing fee. [Door bell] Oh, somebody else is here. Oh, wow. Hadily-dee, it’s me, Willy Wonka. Yes, it’s yes. Willy Wonka. Yes, that’s correct. I’m Willy Wonka. Because you’re a Roald Dahl character. I’m a Roald Dahl character, and this is the enormous crocodile from Roald Dahl’s Book of Revolting recipes. Ahhh dit-it-dah. Whoa, where’s those kids go? Yes. Wow. Yes, yes, yes. Wow. Keep going. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We have a performance at the party. Wow. The party’s kicking up a notch. Look at that. To, to you today. Wow. And tomorrow is yesterday. Yeah. Tell us about your, uh, alligator here. She’s a fine one. Got eyes for days and a body for yesterday’s too. Uh, it’s got ham, but be careful. The front has lots of wires. The front has lots of wires. There’s a lot of wires in the front. Should we cut it from the back? Stick to the back. Is this, is this, is this bread? That’s bread, but I wouldn’t eat the head. There’s, there’s a wire that’ll go down with fire. That’s pretty good. What in the world. You cut that in half. Actually pretty proud of that. Maybe I’ll sit. Yeah, take a seat automatically. For now. Get a seat. And uh, and we got hot dog legs. Now the thing about this party is that. I, I’ve been to a party like this in Los Angeles before. Um, you know, you never know who’s gonna come in the door. And I think that, uh, you know, assembling a friend group in Los Angeles can be. It’s hard. Did everybody else have to put their car keys in a bowl before they came out? What’s that about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, what do you, that’s pretty nice, huh? Mm. Mm. Pretty delightful. What’s the green stuff? That’s gonna be spinach. Yeah. It’s just straight spinach. Mm-hmm. What’s the white stuff? That’s gonna be something different. Egg salad. I believe. That’s the fillin’s. It’s the filling. This party doesn’t have a trashcan? Link loves it. Sorry. Oh, hello. Hey Rhett. Hey Link. It’s me, Willie the fisherman. Willie the fisherman? Yes, that’s me, Willie, the fisherman. And I’ve got the sea foam pudding right there for ya. It’s from the Stardew Valley Cookbook. Let me put that up here. And is that where you’re from? Ah, yes I am. I live in Stardew Valley. It’s a farm simulator game. And, um. Tell us more about that, what your life is like. Oh, I’m just out there fishing. I’m out there farming. I’m out there just clown fishing around. You’re you’re fishing for clown fish. Oh, I’m fishing for anything Link. Now this right here? Yes. This is from the Queen of Sauce. Which is a television show in the game. Oh, there’s a TV show in your world? Yes. It’s a squid ink congee topped with marinated fish. Oh. Oh. It’s. It’s exquisite. And this is actually in the book. This is not just you messing with it. Do you think I would lie to you, Link? No, no. You seem very sincere. Yeah. I’ve lived a long life full of fish. This is the best thing we’ve had so far. You’re not gonna like it because you don’t like a lot of things, but this is definitely the best thing we’ve had. But it smells like squid. It has a, well, yeah, but some people like fish, some people like things from the ocean. But it, it’s also pudding. Link, I’m not squiding around here. This is a Sea foam pudding. Oh, come on, Link. It is. It is by far the best thing that we have put in our mouths. Oh, God. Take a seat, Willie. Thank you. Like why? Why, why does this happen? Pass that down. How can people get away with writing a book about anything? Don’t answer that. Pass that down. Oh wow. They just keep coming. Hi. Now we have to make a decision. Are am I? Who are you? Am I correct that you’re here with the Snoop Dogg? Yes. And my name is Janine and I know what you’re thinking. I don’t wanna say it. Yeah, don’t say it. Like, what’s your connection to Snoop Dogg? What’s my connection? We all know. It’s your cookbook. You’re the one who made all this? No, it’s my cookbook. What are you talking about? Um, I don’t know. I’m just. I used to date Martha Stewart. Oh, okay. I used to date Martha Stewart. We all know that. Everybody knows that. And he’s her best friend, but all three of us used to hang out. And you’re bitter about that. No, I’m not. I didn’t know that. Um. Martha Stewart– And Snoop Dogg are best friends. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was more of just a on-camera thing. No, they’re literally best friends that hang out all the time. Yeah, they do hang out. This is the OG. That’s not what I was gonna say, but. Fried bologna sandwich from his cookbook, from Crook to Cook, Recipes from the Boss Dog’s kitchen. I think this, I bet this is actually gonna be okay. I don’t know. Oh, it’s got chips on it. I have a lot of chips on my shoulder too. We should hang out. Okay. Finally. Okay. Something that’s. Edible. Okay. You’re definitely taking a seat at this party, but who are we getting rid of? Don’t look at Willie. Rhett liked yours. Yeah, I did. I absolutely hated it. This is, this was horrible. Huh. It’s scary looking. But we gotta figure out. But Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka is, I wanna be friends with Willy Wonka. Yeah, he’s pretty. Yeah. Who wouldn’t wanna be friends with me. Right. Watch out. Most of his friends meet horrible demise. Just children. You think? Great point. You seem to just go after children exclusively. Yeah. Kill them kids. Snoop ex-friend. My name’s Janine. Janine, sorry. It seems like you’d be really good at breaking bad news to people. Can you tell Ash to get outta here? Sure. Ash, I’m sorry to do this because I know what it feels like to be voted out of a group, but it’s time for you to leave so I can sit down. All right. I’ll get outta here, but let me know if you have any odd jobs I could do around the studio. I’ll do whatever for money. Bye. Well, you can take that. Bye Ash. And you can take this. Okay, Janine, you can take a seat. With your cookbook. Good work for actually making something that I could swallow. It’s actually not that good. I’ve had it. Uh, we’re gonna turn the doorknob or the door knb for the door. The doorbell off for a moment. Oh, what? So we can’t take any new guests. I need a break just so we can have a little breather, get to know our guests a little bit better, and also let you know that, hey, if you think we’re having fun at this party, there’s a party every Saturday on this channel. It’s called Good Mythical Weekend. So come and watch it tomorrow. Yep. I have a feeling some of these people might be there. Yes. Okay. Come on in. The party’s kicking. Oh, Well it’s a heavy door. Hey. Hey. What’s up? I’m Billy. Um, sorry. My parents took away my internet. Okay. Are you– Just gimme a second. All right. This is the Cosmic Star sandwich from Neopets, the official cookbook. Uh, why are you so, uh, you have a lot of pent up rage. Well, I can’t blame Neopets, can I? Uhuh? What did you do to get punished? I almost slammed a door, like real close. Oh, sorry. Can I take, can I have that knife real quick? No, no, no. Sounds like your parents are really strict. No, they’re not. I mean, it’s just, I have a stepdad and we don’t really see eye to eye on things right now. Okay. Yeah. But he dolls out the punishments, huh? Well, today he did, and he’s not even my real dad. You huh? Huh Fred? Hey, you’re, his name’s Fred. You’re gonna have an aneurysm if you don’t just let it out. If you keep holding it in like that, it’s gonna be a problem. I’m doing my middle fingers. I did almost. I don’t think he saw it. Almost. Um, so your sandwich is just cheese on blue bread. It’s cloud bread. I’m glad that– Which is my only entertainment now, is clouds. No eggs because last time we ate this stuff, it was a bunch of eggs and it was really hard. Do you have a wifi that I could borrow? Nu-uh. I could guess it probably, right. What do you think it might be? Um, I can’t say it out loud. My parents will hear me and get mad at me. It’s like. No. You think our password is [bleep]? No, don’t! I’m gonna get, I’ll never get, get my internet back in. How did he guess it? Now this is good. Yeah. I mean, it, it’s cheese on bread. Cheese on bread. So you, you’re invited to stay. But again, now we’re trying to figure out. You want to pick friends? I get that. Yeah. Well, Janine’s sandwich. Uh, Jeanine’s personality is not my favorite, but I think. I’m so sick of hearing that. I think she’s just bitter right now, but her sandwich is so good. So good. It is. That bologna sandwich is great. It’s gotta be Willy Wonka. This, this is so Willy, the fisherman. Whoa, that’s the real Willy Wonka? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. And I think he’s got places to be. He’s got a factory to run, don’t you, Willy? I let my sister do it today. She is in there pressing the buttons, letting the kids run loose. Shooting them outta shoots. Do they have wifi in there? Never. Oh. The main thing that I’m interested in is just the way that Willie’s going to exit. ’cause I think it’ll be pretty theatrical. Yeah. Oh, it’s not that we want you to leave, we just wanna see you exit. You wanna watch me walk away? Yes. So, I’m sorry, Willow won, Willy Wonka. Willow Wonka. That’s cool. Alright. Well-a, I’m, I’m a fella who knows when it’s my time to go, specifically when I’ve been told. Yep. Ah, help. How, how’s he gonna dance outta here. From one Willie to another. How? How will I ever get outta here. Ah! Uh, uh, the hat. And, and. Go-goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyye. Oh, spin move, spin move. Don-don-dink. Yes, yes, yes. That was everything we hoped it would be. Okay. All right. And about four minutes more. Okay. All right. We got one last guest. Are they going to usurp anyone? Oh God. Thanks. Hello gentlemen. Hey there. I am Dita the people Eater, and I thank you for having me to your party. Perhaps I’ll have you after the party. Didn’t know you guys invited my stepdad. Oh, hello. What we have here He he he he he. is a dish from the Serial Killer Death Row cookbook. Uh, these are meals that serial killers ate, uh, before they bit the dust. He he he he he. What, what is this specifically? This is a melted bowl of ice cream. He he he he he. That’s in the book, huh? Mm. How do you make that? I simply eat humans. I don’t prepare them. I spit an apple out into the air. Did you all see that? I, I went, yeah, went over here. You’ve been eating an apple for that? I found a way to eat apples in this mask. Apples are people too. Oh wow. Okay. This is quite the fiesta you have. I think you and I are kindred spirits in a sense. ’cause I really like melted ice cream. Mm. Now the question is, is do we want Diter Diter, the people eater. The people eater, to be a member of our friend group? I mean, he did bring melted ice cream. But, how would he even sit? Right? We’re gonna have to constantly wheel him around in his, uh. Please push your lips through that more. Whatever you call that. I have great anecdotes. Oh, can we hear? Good for the dinner party. Do you have one that you can provide right now? Oh boy. I walked right into that one. Walked? You know what? Why don’t, why don’t we wheel get you wheeled over here so you can get a good look at these seats? Okay. Oh yeah. The serial killer cookbook. I regret not wearing shoes. And then. Thank you. It’s going to go there. Take a look at this seat and then take a look at that seat. You see that seat? Yeah. I like what I see. You see that seat? Yes. You see that seat? Oh, I see that seat. Willie. You mind getting the door for me? Okay. Hey, yeah. Show him the door. Look at the door. Yeah. This isn’t the last you’ve seen of Dita the people eater. [evil laughter fading] Okay. [more evil laughter] Okay. Hey, where you going? I hope he doesn’t fall over. ’cause I, he’s not, he’s not well secured. Nobody’s back there. He just petering. Well, we’ll find out. He’s gonna be flat on his face. Okay, here we go. This is our final party, guys. Well, you know what? We need to crown one of these horrible dishes from– This isn’t horrible. A dumb book. This is incredible. As the best. And I think Janine, especially because you’re feeling a little bit down, I’d like you to, uh. You know, receive the honor of the best. What? The best thing we ate today. I didn’t wanna win. Well, you’re gonna have to accept it and just deal with it. I didn’t even wanna be here. They made me do this. It’s part of my prison sentence. Don’t forget to come back to Good Mythical Weekend tomorrow, right here on this channel. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Martha, I love you. Hi, I’m Jaylee. I just had my 21st birthday. Good Mythical Morning themed, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Woo! Happy 21. Yeah. Click the top link to watch us compete to make the best tuna salad sandwich for Jordan from Sporked in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. A new episode of Good Mythical Weekend is coming your way tomorrow morning. Be sure to tune in. I quibble with your opinion. The dressage is silly. I find it beautiful. Oh, and can silly things not be beautiful? Wow. Touche. Oh my God, you idiot. So dumb.