GMM 2838: Are These New Products Worth It?

Can new tech replace doing things the old fashioned way? Let’s talk about that. [funky intro music] Good Mythical Morning. We’re about to discover if newer products are worth it, but first, this portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Incogni, A data privacy service that removes your personal information online with ease. I feel like I’m getting hundreds of spam calls and texts every day. Mm-hmm. I buy one thing online the next day. I’m getting dozens of calls trying to get me to buy a cruise. I don’t need a cruise. No. Every day, thousands of companies are collecting and trading your personal data. But most people don’t know that you have the right to request data brokers to delete that information, but the bad news is this process can take years. That’s where Incogni comes in. They automatically do the messy work for you by taking your personal data off the market. 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And of course, uh, Rhett we’ve given you the handheld because we felt that was a safer option. And fruit peeler was my nickname in high school. Mm-hmm. Do you. Oh, do you peel? You peel a orange? Let’s see, you have three minutes. So you put this thing on there. Okay. I’m no expert here on, on peeling. So here. Right there. And then I’m just gonna turn this on. Be careful here. One. That wasn’t peeled. What the crap happened. Well, let me try it. Lemme try a Tater. That was user error, right? I feel like, I feel like one of the five guys. I feel like. I don’t know which one I am. Is this gonna work? Two guys. You have to go vertical? We’re only two guys doing the work of five guys. Because he is got an electric peeler. See my buddy, he’s so fast. He goes so fast. I mean, I’m pretty fast, but he’s really fast because he got this really expensive tool. I’m doing it. I mean, I’m doing it old school. It’s taken me forever. Obviously the Apple will work. He’s flying right through him. I’m really gonna secure this tightly. This has to work. He secures it so tightly. Holy moly. Look at that. Look at that. Okay. He did it. See my buddy. You gotta stop. Now you’re just Oh. Oh, hold on. No, you. I want that. I want that. Yeah, that’s a good part. Apple string. Apple string. Huh? My Buddy makes apple strings. And then you pull that out and. I can’t do that ’cause I just have an old school one. But then what do I do with this? But I go quick, I go quick. I do it quick when I do it. Hmm. Yeah, I, I gotta do it really quick. I still don’t understand how I’m gonna go really hard to push. I can do green apples too. I’m going all the way down on this. Can you see me? Going all the way down, Stevie. Oh yeah. Look at that. Check it out. Go all the way up. Stevie, tell it. Oh, that is satisfying. Whoa, whoa. That’s beautiful. But I’m still seeing, I gotta, yeah, let, let go again. One more time. One more time. I wanna see orange. I wanna see orange. I don’t wanna see white. Oh yeah. Stop. Stop. Stop. I want to eat at. I wanna eat at at. Look at that. Look at that. You’re getting so aggressive with it. And then you just pull this off and then you just pull this off. Oh my God. And then you can. Can we split it. Let’s look at that. Oh. Okay, let’s see a potato as well. ’cause we need a, we need a root vegetable. Because I can’t do that with one of these. What he did with the orange, that would take forever. Huh? Look at my friend. Bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Bam. Keep, keep going with it and we can start making bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. This is like french fries right now. It’s like a half and half potato. Look at that. That could be a french fry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don’t eat a raw potato. It’ll kill you. Really? I dunno. Okay. Your time is up, even though you weren’t really competing, but that was really– Look what I did. That was glorious. That and that. I will say that the electric fruit peeler costs $110. Yeah. But you know how many peeling cycles you can do? How many? 100,000. With the blade durability. 100,000 things can be peeled. And if you’re peeling a lot of stuff, I mean, the carpal tunnel alone, this pays for it. Yeah. And it’s safe. I almost cut my finger a couple of times and it gives you a new way to look at stuff. Don’t you think? Like, look at that. That’s edible now. Couldn’t you fry it? Like if you were to take these little hash brown type things and just keep going and just fry that up. That would be, just keep going. The keep going. The crispiest fry. Just keep going. Just keep going. So we are clearly saying new tool! Next, we have the Prinker S temporary tattoo device. A machine that can print one of 12,000 tattoo designs. Right on your skin in seconds. What? And you’re gonna be testing it against the old fashioned temporary tattoos we grew up with by competing to give Chase. Yes. That’s who’s sitting in between you the better tattoo sleeve. And I say. He has told me that he has shaved his arms and preparation. Yeah. For this particular event. I did notice, I didn’t, I didn’t wanna say anything. Yeah. Well we’re gonna, but Stevie is, we’re gonna go hard here. Chase. Yeah, I definitely, well, he did it for you, so I I did do it for you. I wanted him to get the credit. Okay. Thank you. I, he is a swimmer. This thing is $329, so we know it’s gonna work. Great. Good job. Uh, okay. Uh, I have to spray you with primer. I’m, I’m gonna give you a, I’m gonna give you a whole sleeve of this. Maybe bring your whole hand arm out over the desk here. Then this, I’ll do like, just relax sitting here. Just relax. Yeah. Uh, so all I gotta do is find the plastic. Boy, this is the hardest part. Oh, it smells good. It does smell good. Find the, okay. There it is. I found the plastic. I’m removing that. The first thing I’m gonna put on Chase. Is the hilt of a sword, because that’s his last name. I thought of everything. And then what I’m gonna do is turn your elbow a little bit more. Yeah. Okay. A little, you need to be in a little bit of pain here. First was like relax. And then it was contort at really weird angle. Yep. And then that’s where I want that. And now I want bring in this water. Is it dry? Uh, not dry. What I’m dry, I’m gonna do is, Ooh. I’m gonna, I’m gonna wet this. Oh, I’m gonna wet it. Every great tattoo artist blows on their patient. Is it a patient or a client? Um, I, client makes me feel better. I don’t want to be your patient. Okay. All right. Uh, where do you want your hilt Right here? The things I’ve told my tattoo artist? Yeah. Since I’m contorted this way. Cool. Is that better? Is that easier it for you? You need to start opening up Chase. Tell me some stuff. No. Yep. Yeah, do that. Okay. So I’m gonna, okay. You know, it’s been like where everybody can see. What’s happening? So I’m gonna hit the thing. The thing is I’ve told my tattoo, oh, I think I let ran out of time. My tattoo. Okay, so what I’m doing is I’m just gonna, I’m wetting this down. Mm-hmm. Okay. About 60 seconds. I, and then put it on here and I press, is it hurting? Oh, here. Here we go. There it is. What is the what? That’s nothing, dude. Well, maybe I made a mistake. Wow. Lemme go for something bigger. I’m sorry, but what about the thing? That’s my name. No, I’m gonna put something even better on you. Someone being chased. Oh, that’s warm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Look at dad. Oh, right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I’m giving you the, I’m giving you the real primo treatment here. They have to, it does feel very spa the thing to this warm spa towels. Yeah. And then. I just think– It’s $329, it definitely works. I’m a little, wait, what? Wait, what? Is it gonna do the label on it as well? I don’t know. Okay. We did the whole thing. It’s coming over. So, lemme. What I don’t understand about these is for, for Rhett’s newfangled thing, they have a, a monthly plan, either $5 a month or almost $10 a month. On top of $330. Reopen it. Then one of you. Okay, so now I am ready to unveil this. Oh yeah. Oh, connect sprinkler goodness. Look at what I’ve done to you. This wow. Dang son. And there’s a hilt. Just good dude. Just wait. Hey, I just gimme a second. Just gimme a second. Look at that. Take me to your tattoo artist. Look at that. Let’s do this. Good. Pretty good. I like it. Now are you gonna do something on the shaven part of his arm? Yeah. You did this on the part that doesn’t need to be shaved. Yeah. So I did that for no reason. You did it for no reason. I mean, do you want another one back there? I can shave off a quarter of a second when I get in the pool and race against myself. Do you want the same thing on the other side? Uh. Yeah. My design is still being transferred to my printer device. Guys. What are you doing, dude? Good art takes time. That’s true. You know, like when you come into my facility, I don’t just like slap you down and just cover your whole arm and tattoos. This is a process. You know, I need time, my machine needs time. My machine is not working. What is wrong with this thing? Your design is being transferred to your prinker device. Please wait for a minute. I don’t like the word prink. Error. Error, error. Retry. You stupid. How hard is it to transfer through the air? Go from here to here. Like just transfer. Be there. It’s, it’s such a good one. I’ll tell ya, what I’m doing is the ticket. It’s so good. What I have here is so good. I have really perfected this and this side of the desk is like relaxed and calm and spa-like, this whole thing is really warping my perception. It’s gonna be so great when I put this on your arm. Ugh. What’s happening? Uh oh. You’re laughing like, like some sort of account. I like it. Yeah. I think I’m becoming more puppet like I’m closing the app again. The thirties. All right. I feel like I’m connecting to the prinker. This is right. This is right. I’m just gonna leave it. I’m sorry. Just gimme a second. No need to hurry. Why would you wanna pay $10 a month? Perfect if you’re going on your branding mission for your business. Okay, so like, I guess making your own tattoos. Okay I’m connected. To then, put onto people in public places. Start. I put my hand. You can share your creations across up to five devices and offline access to your favorite designs. Please, please work. Please, please work. I’m with you. Please work. Oh, no, it doesn’t seem like it’s working. Yeah, and round three is getting really impatient in my lap. I know what you’re talking about. I know what you’re talking about. Well, in that, in that case, I’m about to show you what a little patience does over here. Should I give it any more time? Alright. I totally did it wrong. I forgot to take, I forgot to take off the damn. You have errors too. Oh wait. There’s a panther there. I want a panther at some point. Oh oh. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I have successfully transferred the tattoo to the plastic. Okay. I ran into his bracelet, but you can see what he was gonna say. NIV money. My money thick. Oh yeah. And then this, I mean, think about. What’s up. You can go to a conference and you can with your branding. I, I will say this one gets tricky if you don’t follow the two step instructions properly. We gotta go with old school on this one. Yeah. I mean, look, I mean, come on and does the prinker, it doesn’t do color or anything? No. And like it wasn’t the part that it actually, I can’t believe it. I mean, I guess I could get better at it. I’m new. Um, but like even the part that did it is, it’s not dark. It doesn’t, it just doesn’t look good. You can see the lines,. As I said earlier, I think we’re going old school with this one. Old school. Finally, you’re going to test an automatic dog paw cleaner. Yes, we are. Um, Rhett, you have the newfangled one. Sean? Yeah, I got Sean. I’ve got the old one. Sean, Sean started on my, oh, don’t call her that. She, she’s grown up on this show. I was watching the, the clip of the first time she came on the show and she was just a little baby. Now she’s an old lady. But she’s so well behaved now. She’s regal. It’s very, she was in my lap, because Sean had to get outta my lap because I couldn’t do the show with Sean in my lap. Yep. But I could with Jade, so. He’s actually doing great right now. We’ll see how long that lasts. So we’ve gotta get the, the pause, pause, dirty, and then the Link, You have the old school. Oh, you’re dirtying first and then you’re. Which is towel? Yeah. Um, but the new school device, it says simply fill the device with water. Insert a muddy paw and it claims the paw will be clean in 60 seconds. How about we hold her in place? Yeah, that’s a good idea. Now do that for Sean Now. Uh, sorry. Okay. Here’s the thing, so you don’t have to worry about that at all. Like this is my side. Yeah, but I was just wanted to show it to you because I mean, look. Okay. Give it back. Can I have one? Okay. Alright. What I was trying to do, this one’s empty. Alright, Sean, we’re gonna just do just your right, just your right paw. Now my paws are dirty or my dog’s paws. And then, oh, I’m cleaning up. It’s really easy to tell on him that he’s got some dirty, dirty, okay. Oh, he pulled it up. You got a dirty paw. We take care of that. Yeah. Put it in there. Put it in there. What are they gonna, whoa. Don’t put your other. He doesn’t look. Does it still work? I want to see. You got it. He doesn’t love it. It stopped. And it’s not clean. That ain’t clean. That ain’t clean at all. I’m sorry. What am I gonna do? I’m, I’m sorry. So I’m gonna take this down. I’m gonna use, why did it stop working? I’m gonna use Rhett’s voice. Okay, here we go. We’re going back in. Okay. We gotta get, we got you. Stand there, Jade. You know how to do this. We daddy. We gotta get it clean. And now all I’m doing is I’m grabbing this. It’s, it’s okay. It’s okay. You just lick my nose while your paws getting cleaned. Okay. Going like this. Everything’s gonna be okay. So, but your paws not gonna be that clean. I mean, really. Okay. There’s nothing like a good dry wash. See, I’m just sitting there shooting. Oh, I could’ve gone up higher, but even still, just. Face the camera. Face the camera, Sean, you gotta be a performer. Okay, listen. I think my paws are totally clean. I think we’re good now. If you have a big dog, you need four of these, right? Yeah, it would, um, I just feel like this is such a overkill thing and also. What are you eating? They don’t like it. I mean, I think you pr you think there’s a dog out there that likes to just stick its foot in a rotating bucket. Also, if your dog’s paws are that dirty, then I think maybe upgrade to a bath. You know, like, Hmm. Yeah. So, uh, and then how much is it 30 bucks? Yeah, it’s 30 bucks for something that was, took longer. Scared Sean a little bit. And it was humiliating. Look at his, yeah, you were embarrassed. He’s like. He was like, I gotta pull my paw back. Okay. I mean, Jade didn’t love this either, but I think it was your fault. What do you think? New tool or old school? Old school. He says Old school. Yep. Are you guys friends now, by the way? Yeah. Nope. Don’t want to look at him. You guys could be boyfriend and girlfriend. She’s only in love with one person. Okay. No dog humping today. Oh, is this the end of the video? The show? The show guys? Oh, the show. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. He’s just doing such a good job. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I’m Arnie. I’m Evan. I’m Macy. I’m Hazel. I’m Wade. Happy Pride month. We’re Myrtle Beach, South Carolina to spin the wheel of Mythicality! They’re like, we can’t believe we’re at Myrtle Beach. Yeah. Click the top link to watch us learn how to use vintage beepers in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Join my dad, Charles, and me as we talk all things under the sun in our latest episode of Dispatches from Myrtle Beach. Has some news. She’s moved. Has some news. Has some news. News. You know how like. Uh, more news at 11 News. Yeah. News.

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