GMM 2884: What Does This Mystery Product Do?

Can we figure out what these most mysterious products do? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. If you ask me this game where we try to figure out what mystery products are actually used for is the greatest thing since sliced bread. And I bet if you give us a weird invention that was designed to slice bread, we’d figure it out. It’s time for do you know what dat doodad do? Okay boys on my cue, one of you will shop at the Mythimart to find the missing items needed to use the product that’s under that little sheet in front of you. But be careful. Every wrong item you choose equals five seconds taken off the game clock. If you win three outta four rounds, you’ll receive a mystery prize at the end. Your time starts now. Now, if I recall correctly, last time, we were calm. Oh yeah. – We were calm, – We were collected, and we got this easily Yeah, man. So like, do you wanna go over there or do you want me to go over there? I don’t care. Do you want to go over there? Do you feel like going over there? I don’t, I don’t. I mean, I, I feel like I could, but I don’t feel like I need to Why don’t we look at it and then decide Let’s just look at it. Okay, so we’ve got a tool, we’ve got a handle that has tape on it. So there’s something they didn’t want us to see. Does that screw down into there and then that screws into that? Well, I started screwing it. I think I’m gonna trot over. I think you might’ve screwed the wrong part Yeah, I did… it’s got, it’s this and then… so it’s a long, it’s a long screw thing, Link. We got a cooler. Oh crap. This cooler is full of beer and steaks and a cucumber and mozzarella balls. Okay. Um. That’s great. – Uh, this is not… – It seems odd. It’s not magnetic. Nothing. It’s quite heavy, I feel like. Is there anything you need to churn? Does it have a bolt on the end of it? The end is completely flat. It is completely flat. It, it, it, it kind of goes out. Look at this fire. Oh, is it a brand? – Just a circle? – You get it hot. And then just for a little, little brand? I’m gonna bring this definitely because if there’s a chance to use fire, but to answer your question, I don’t know. – What about… – Is there anything that I could stick this in that needs to be this long to go down into? Like it, like why would it need to be this long, Link? uh, to go around a paper towel? Yes. Yes? All right, so first of all, paper towel. Minus five. Torch. Okay. You used your context clues of the fire safety men being in the studio right now. Hold on, hold on. But we’re not done yet though. Okay. So you’re gonna make that hot and then you’re gonna, you’re gonna put your lips around it without burning yourself. What, what, what, what? Yeah. Get that nice and hot. And then what do I do? Hold on. What does Link do now? I’m gonna go back over here. You need other things. Yeah. What about, dude, What about, could you cook steak on a rod? A steak rod? Hmm. I think you could drape steak. I don’t think that makes sense. What would I need to stick this into? Eggs. Oh. Could I stick it into like, see, is that a can of soup on top? Can of soup? Get this hot. Stick it into soup. Oh yeah. One minute. We got one minute panic a little bit. Okay. Minus five. No, no, it’s not the soup. Okay. Okay. Okay. Why would I need to get this hot? I, uh, bread. You want to toast it from the inside? It’s just a rod. Uh, why? Hey, why does it go out at the end? Why does it have a bell end? That’s a dirty word… What is this? – In the UK – 30 seconds. This is a flashlight. We have 30 seconds, you bell end! Spaghetti. I’m telling you all the, all the cooking stuff. An onion, coconut, banana. We should have panicked earlier. We, we, we were not, we shouldn’t have been cool and calm and collected. 15. I’m let just brand you, let me just brand you. Ah, okay. Right here we go. Right on the butt. Ah, okay. Stevie, what are we supposed to do with this? That was a little too close actually. Sorry. That would’ve been really cool. Instead, try branding the bottom of this glass of beer. The heat. Why is that half drunk? Something really fun. Just push it right down in there. Well, half drunk because I’m not drunk. I’m gonna get it really hot. – Why is he doing this, Stevie? – Red hot. Uh, this is a campfire beer caramelize, so it’s supposed to caramelize the sugar in the beer. Well, so you place this rod in your campfire and then you place this rod in your beer. Okay. It’s Burling. Oh, it’s, it’s, it’s really cooking. Stir it around a little bit. Do it a little swizzle. I’m gonna let it create some foam, and then I’m gonna run it through the foam. Here we go. Oh, oh, oh. Look, here we go. Look at what’s happening. Am I the only one seeing this? I hope not. Oh, oh, here we go. Look at that. You see it’s changing the color of the foam. Ooh, ooh. Oh wow. So it’s like a Dolce de-beer leches? Yes, that’s exactly what it is. I’m starting to see some, uh, caramelization. You boys have, uh, kept that in there about a minute – longer than.. – Is recommended? Believe you should, but it’ll be extra hot now. And he’s still not taking it out. Okay. Is it real hot? Is it hot? Well, it’s certainly… smell of that. I can’t, I mean, you like the smell of burnt beer? Is that what we’re after here? – It smells… – Because it does smell like that You want something here? Taste it. Tell us about it. It’s pretty hot. Yeah. Why are you holding it that way? You’re like, I wanted to see how high it was up here. That’s, that’s not how you double fist a beer. It’s typically… It’s no hotter than a coffee, But it’s a beer, so that’s awesome But it’s way worse. Oh my God. Oh my god. That’s horrible. So all that trouble for that, what, what are we missing? Nothing. I mean, I think we should, I should have just – branded your ass – Too late. Your time starts now. – We gotta be… – Okay. Gotta be quick. Panic. Panic. Oh, what is it? Alright. It’s, it’s some sort of a snakey snakey thing. – And then… – Does it attach to itself? Uh, don’t. Maybe. Maybe so. Maybe so. Maybe so. Does it make a full circle? Okay. I’m gonna attach this. Go, go, go over there, do some shopping. Oh, I did one, but I broke another. Would it grab? Yes, it attaches to itself. I think this could go around a steering wheel. It makes a full circle. I think it maybe like tank wheels. There’s stuff that can go on any of these. Would it, uh, would it do something with a golf ball? With a golf ball? Like sit on it? No, it’ll, something can go… I think I’ve, I something that looks like a track, something that goes inside of this. Anything would, big, big mozzarella balls? I can’t whoop, can’t go the other way with it. It only goes one way. Steak doesn’t make sense. Uh, I, there’s two things though. Golf balls and there’s also tennis balls and there’s also eggs like. Does it feel like it would do anything in that? And there’s all kinds of balls, basically. I don’t think balls have anything to do with it. These nubs here. Oh, is it a scrunchie collector? Yeah. I guess you could put scrunchies on each one of these. Minus five. Of course, ma’am. We knew that was stupid. Uh, let’s see. I feel, I ha, I feel like I have to try golf balls. There’s just too many over there. I just don’t know. Minus five. You can’t just feel like you need to try things. Well, I, you’re not telling me anything. Saltines? – I’m over here thinking – Saltines? Like is there anything round and big? Big and round? A coconut. Uh, it’s completely uniform otherwise, but these knobs right here… Plates? There’s gotta be something that’s like something long. Wrapping paper There’s so many potatoes. I, I don’t think it would be potatoes. Get out of the food realm. Oh. Oh. This looks like it might have something to do with it. What is that? What is this? Yeah. Okay. Well, this goes with that. This goes in the track. It goes in the track? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Goes in the track. Oh, it’s the hula hoop. No way. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a hula hoop. So we’re gonna put this, the track, we’re gonna put this in the track. Yeah. Put it in the track. I’m this, put it around my, put it around my waist. Put it around my waist. What? Put it around my waist. Like with this. Put it around my waist. Okay. Like this. Turn around. Turn back around. Now I turn around. Turn. This seems like it shouldn’t be that hard. Okay. Okay. Okay. Got it. And then, and then. Okay. Clear the track. Completely clear the track. Okay. Go forward. And then I go forward and then I, yeah, we did it. No, but you’re bad at it. Keep going. So, what is it? It’s a weighted hula hoop. It’s a, it’s a workout. Okay. Okay. I did it. I almost grabbed that and hit you right in the balls. Did you see that? That would’ve been awesome, dude. Now I can’t, I don’t know how you get it off. – It’ll get off… – Anywhere? You just squeeze it. Now turn around and now I take this and turn back around and I walk forwards, but under me. Under me. Okay. Okay. You wanna try it? Uh, yeah. Okay. Turn around. Put it in there. Throw it at the beginning. Well, first of all, my waist is too small, so we need to take out some of these. See, look at that. It’s adjustable. Okay. No, you don’t turn. There we go. There we go. Oh yeah. That feels good. Yeah, that was nice. I’ve never actually been able to hula hoop. Well, now what? Now all your dreams can come true. Well, I’m really feeling it. Just, this is what it feels like to hula hoop, huh? Oh, okay. Well, I’m gonna be wearing this permanently, nothing like an additional dangle between my legs. Before we reveal this, we wanna remind you that Mythical 24/7 is available to stream on Roku, Samsung TV plus, Amazon Prime Fire TV channels, and more. This is all Mythical content all the time, so check out the Mythical 24/7 channel and watch throwback episodes of this very show. Good Mythical Morning every Thursday. Nice. Your time starts now. We gotta do this. We gotta do this. Okay. There’s a little bit of water in there. A little bit of water. This is that. – This is something that’s going to… – It turns on and then this goes over it. You, oh, that hurts. It’s kind of grippy on the sides. And then real grippy right here. It, it’s not doing anything. So take that off. You figure this? Yeah, I’ll figure this out. You go, what? What? Let’s… what? Me? Yes. – It’s not… – I think. That we gotta use. It’s missing a piece. It’s missing a piece. I think something that will fasten to this thing. – That has a… – What about this? – Maybe? – This was in the cooler. It was frozen. Yeah. What? Along with the food? Well come look at this top piece right here, Link. Minus five. Look at this. See, this is a hexagonal. Yeah. Hexagonal thing. Okay. So we need a hexagonal. Something to go on the top of that, but I wonder if we need to cook steak. I think we may. This looks more like a… ice cream type thing. Maybe. Uh, you think we could… I know right now this is it. I know it’s it and it’s sharp. Oh, it’s a, okay. It’s a massive grater, so we need to grate something. And I would say, why is it not doing anything when I turn it on? That’s the question. What about grating… Potatoes? Uh, no this is cheese. It’s a giant cheese. Grater. Cheese and steak. And cucumbers. What about just the cucumbers? Hold on a second. Uh, maybe cucumbers, but I think what I’m gonna do is this. – If you take the cucumber. – Minus five. Ah, okay. It’s not the cucumber. Put it over. It’s gotta be something. Hold on. Didn’t you say that there were taters? – Oh, that’s the front… – Taters. Yeah. Yeah. So it goes like that, and then this, it was like this. And then, yes, taters work. What about onions though? I’m just putting tater in there. I’m sealing it. What about bread? I bet onions could go, but what about, uh, not eggs. Now I’m turning it on. Yes, the onions are a go. No, no. They could work, but yeah, let’s just forget about that. It’s a peeler. It’s a peeler. So you just need to, um, there’s a part that’s not clicking. Nope, nope, nope. Right there. Ha. And then this, and then, okay. It just works. So, uh, we should be doing one at a time. – Taters are… – One at a time. I mean, you can, you can fill it up, but. I guess it gets stuck. Potatoes are so big. So this removes the skin from a potato and anything like a finger. Look at that. The skin is where all the nutrients are. Is that a myth? Get a load of that. Look at that. I can watch that all day. Turn it sideways. See, look at that. It’s just dancing in there. It’s creating potato skin. Juice. And before you know it, you got yourself a peeled tater and you know how hard it is to peel a potato. I mean, you know, I would’ve let it keep going if it was me in my kitchen. What? Take a bite. Okay, boys, not only do you have to get this one to win the prize, I failed to mention there’s also a punishment. If you can’t get this one, your time starts now. We can do it though. Oh, look at this. Hold on. That looks just like the thing you brought over. Yep. I bet it’s still in the cooler. Okay, so I’m gonna bring the other one over. And then what do you think happens? It go look at that. It goes into this thing. And then also bring over a grapefruit. Don’t even come over yet. A grapefruit? Yeah. Bring over that big grapefruit. But now we’re not gonna know which one it is. Minus five. Okay. Good job, Link Okay. Get rid of that I’m gonna put that in there. – So this is a frozen… – What do you wanna get cold? Well, I thought it was a grapefruit. ’cause if you took a grapefruit and that would make the grapefruit cold and it fits perfectly and then you would put a hole in it. There’s a lot of other ways to make a grapefruit cold, like just put it in the fridge. Is there any other bulbous thing that would conduct cool temperatures? Could it make a coconut cold? Yes. It, it’s a coconut cooler. And then you, you pop a hole in it and you… – Minus five. – Dang it, It was a trap, Link. It was a trap. There’s so many things that would fit in here. Why would it have a opening in the front? That’s a good question. Do you have a two liter bottle of… coke? Is it to make snow cones? Of course it is. Rhett. Minus five. What? Hold on. Okay. Minus five there or that? This, I was being generous by saying minus five. There’s so many things that this could have been. Oh, would it make a balloon cold? I love a cold balloon as good as the next guy, but probably not. Let me just see. I got Vaseline? Oh, is it a chiller? Try that. Yes. Here we’re gonna go. It’s a chiller. We’re gonna go, we’re gonna take this. We’re gonna put it upside down. Yes. And then what that does is, oh yes. Yep. Okay. We’re there. It’s a decanter. Chiller of wine. Maybe it’s what? Do we need to open the wine? Maybe we should open the wine. There’s a wine key. Here. All right. Open the wine. Open the wine open. We have one minute. Okay. We gotta open the wine. I know how to do this. I believe in you. I believe in you. Okay. I believed in you. Okay. There we go. Don’t be aggressive with those because it’ll pop it right out. Okay, here we go. Nice. Nice ha. Nice. And now maybe you put the glass in it. Oh yes, yes. And then if you don’t want it cold. – What is the coldness for? – Pour! We don’t have… We’re running outta time. So this is to chill. It’s a wine chiller. It’s a wine chiller. It’s a wine chiller. It’s a wine chiller. – And then you just grab it. – If you want your wine to be a little bit hotter, you take a really hot metal rod, you stick it in there Okay, you’ve won the prize and you’ll get to see what it is in Good Mythical More. Oh, that’s nice. But what is this called? A wine chiller. Hey, what we call, it’s called what we called it, You could cool down a grapefruit, right? Yeah. Grapefruit chiller. Alright, we did it. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Phil, and I’m Joan. We’re here in Alaska taking a cruise. You, you, you wanna play? Will it float? Uh, no. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Phil, that’s so dark. Young at heart I love that, guys. I mean, you’re, I mean, you look young too. Okay. We wanna send off a very, very special employee who is retiring. Yep. Franz or Franz, that goes by both. Secretary Deputy Head of Weapons Manufacturing. Yes. We have that here. – We got rid of that position. – But we eliminated the position Once we found out that it exists. Click the top link to watch. Just see who can melt ice. The fastest and Good Mythical More. Shop the sunny side up pin of the month tomorrow only at mythical.com.

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