Can fancy food go too far? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical morning. You ever go to an over the top restaurant and they serve you a plate of BS that makes you go, what the helly? But then you try it and it’s helly tasty? I guess so. Well, today the Mythical kitchen is giving us the full… over the top restaurant experience… right here… with pretentious versions of everyday foods. It’s exciting. Helly Exciting? Maybe Rhett. I don’t know if it’s helly anything. Are you making that a thing? I’m trying to make it a thing for me. It’s time for extreme meal makeover. Hello, dear guests, and welcome to Mythical, a world class restaurant so exclusive that… are the only two people to have ever dined here… Each dish on today’s four course omakase menu will be inspired by a natural element of our planet. We hope you enjoy. Welcome back, children. Thank… mother. Thank you, mother. You’re welcome, children. What’s for dinner, Mother? For you, I have a grilled cheese, tomato soup… and fire. Oh, okay. Oh… Oh. Dim the lights. Oh, God. This is a… jalapeno and basil… spirit. And it’s going to warm this candle made with butter and melted cheese. Is that right? Breathe it in. Look at that fire Link of jalapeno and basil. Breathe it in, breathe it in. Doesn’t it smell so good? Kind of looks like a burning record. I’m scared. Don’t be. I’m scared, Mother. The flame is so blue. I haven’t had a customer in a very long time. So that’s not really a candle. That’s just a bunch of cheese. That is cheese and butter… and wait to see what you dip into it. Please raise the lights. How do we eat it? So the flame is still there even though I can no longer see it. It’s going out. It’s going to go out. Okay, all right. Whatever. You have a dehydrated tomato soup powder on a toasted crostini to dip into the melted butter and cheese. Enjoy. So that red powder stuff turns into soup. Do I dip the powder part… first? Yes, I encourage the tomato first. Oh, look at that link. Oh, my goodness. Oh, wow… It’s less liquid and more. What do I want the wick. Why are you taking up the whole. I’m trying to get a bunch of cheese on there, man. Look at that. Is this good, mother? Yes, that’s good, child. Should you eat a candle? It’s not a candle. There’s no wax in it. Okay, cool. Good. It’s just butter. That’s pretty good. It’s really good. I kind of want some more of that dehydrated tomato, but I don’t want to ask Mother about it. Yeah, she scares me. Should we dip in this part down here? What is this? For you, my children. There you go. That doesn’t smell edible. Dang. Look at that. This is really, really good. And if I just eat this raw dog. Whoo. Whoo. Hee hee. All right. I’m liking this. Okay, so Handled Cheese. Fancy. Tasty. Every olive blossoms from a tree. Green olives, black olives, and even… Olive gardens. I present to you the Olive Garden tree. You have breadstick freshly baked with a garlic butter, a ground beef beef ball made with wagyu beef. And then you have a Alfredo pasta ball made with fresh local eggs. I encourage you to go straight from mouth to ball. Enjoy. Okay, well, it was encouraged… Yeah, from mouth to ball When in the garden. Look at this tree’s nose. Is there anything in there? What about in the tree’s lips? Does the tree talk? Does this tree talk? Is that. This must be where the eyes are. I think the eyes are in there. You know, under that mesh. Someone get that note. Okay. Okay. Oh, note, note, Note I threw it. There’s a note… It’s on the ground Okay, there’s a. My tree’s getting kind of tired over here Hold on the tree has a note? Trees can’t talk, bro. P.S. red. I love you. So I didn’t hear the tree talk… It’s saying, there’s a note. Okay? So hands behind the back. Ow. Mm. Oh, yeah. that’s good. Oh, that’s real nice. Oh, that’s perfect. I’ve always wanted to get on my knees in an Olive Garden. Oh, look at this. This is a quail. I mean, would you rather be in an Olive Garden right now, Link? I don’t think I would. This is amazing. All right, I’m going in for a second ball. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, my gosh. That’s amazing, too. Oh, that meatball is good. That is so good. Hug your arms, tree. Okay, maybe we want to help out the tree a little bit… And then. Now, that one’s not too great. Well, I could do without the last part… I’ll go back in for some bread. Going back in for the bread. We gotta keep eating till it’s gone. No, we don’t. How’s that tree’s deltoids holding up? Oh, my God. You guys are disgusting… He, I mean, it seems like it’s doing great. Okay. Okay. That’s great. I love this experience… Yep. You’re not gonna get that. Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. Oh, my God. Our tree. Just decide. It feels like, the only part I don’t like about this is the fact that I feel like we really exploited a tree. Just pick. Yeah… You know, I mean, Do I have some on me? You do, but it’s okay. Hey, you’ve been on your knees next to a tree eating. Where is it? Where is it? Is it over here? I gotta wipe my mouth first. I don’t wanna wipe. Just tell me it was there. You got it? Oh, I got it. You got it? Okay. Okay. Dude. Should we decide now? The olive tree A lot better than the Olive Garden. Yeah, I mean. I don’t know. And you can spend all amount of time there. You don’t feel rushed? Have you been on your knees at Olive Garden? Sadly, no. But I would totally get on my knees again for this experience. Yeah. So we’re gonna say the olive tree. Fancy, tasty. Thank God. Roll for mythicality. Which is our tabletop RPG show over on the Mythical Society is back with a new one shot episode. Little help? I don’t know. One guy has an hourglass on his wrist like this. Maybe I’ll try the other set of oars. Maybe there’s something wrong with these oars. Yeah, maybe I can go again. You can readjust and try again. I mean, there’s no huge, other than the embarrassment, there’s no huge consequence that just happened, so. And that Brooklyn’s dolphin can’t push our shoe for us. That’s a 15. He’s a cap. You can’t tow it. He seems like a guy who would have a toe. He’s like, I got. I got a. I got a hitch. I got a hitch right now. 15. Okay, great… Now you start to make a good amount of progress. That’s 15. These episodes are hilarious stuff, self contained stories. So there’s no need to catch up on prior seasons or episodes. Just drop in, watch and enjoy at mythicalsociety.com. How’S everything going so far? Is it good? Lovely. It’s very fancy. I’m sorry that I wore a hoodie to such a nice… restaurant. I told him. It’s a little inappropriate. Don’t do it next time. It is merch. So I was kind of trying to, you know, get that in there, but I feel a little bad about it. Do you feel cool? I mean, I don’t know why I don’t want to look at it. I think this hoodie makes me feel kind of cool. Well, you’re not cool, and you never will be. But I do want to make you look a little chilly for our next course. Bring in the coats and jackets. Oh, so they’re going to dress you up for our Hungry man frozen dinner. Thank you. Should I get nice and warm in there? Oh, okay. And bring in the snow. If you look closely, they are human… body parts. I love human body parts. You have a torso here made of Salisbury steak gravy. You have pea arms made of pea shoot emulsion. And you have mashed potato legs And feet made of rats. Potatoes inspired by Joel Robichon. Please assemble Joel Robichon. Joel Robichon. Link, obviously. Come on. You come to this restaurant and don’t know one of the best chefs. Did it just snow a little bit? You mean Joel Rubicon? Nope. That’s not who I mean. So please, build a man and enjoy… a frozen dinner. Do we… Is it shareable? It’s shareable. So this is. This is just like. Well, it’s a frozen dinner. Get it? The whole thing’s frozen. I get it. I didn’t hear anything she said. I’m scared of her. Joelle Rubicon. So here’s the… legs. Oh, here’s the. Here’s bigger parts of the leg. Oh, yeah, you gotta go thigh. Here’s the big thigh. Oh, look. I mean, big old white thigh. It’s proportional , mean, this is like the bottom part of an arm. Look at that. Look at that They gave me two of the same arm. What about the hands? Don’t tell her. Ooh, I’m getting hot. Look how long these arms are. That’s a long arm. I mean, look at that. Maybe just put it up here. Maybe just go a little bit higher than that. You know where it. Oh, that’s nice. But now we have to eat it. Okay, so… How does she want us to eat it? It’s pretty. Pretty. It’s pretty hard. Let me see if I can get his head off. Oh, gosh. Ah… I can’t do it. Because it’s a human or because it’s ice? Because it’s ice. I got this ice right here. I got this head. Do you want the head? Mm. Mm… This one? Did you lose the head? Yeah, I lost the head. It’s on the ground. Well, here, just eat some of the torso. Don’t act like it’s on the ground. I’m trying to chew it up on my plate before I put it in my mouth. it’s horrible. That’s not great… That’s not great… But don’t show that on your face. I may eat a green hand. that’s a pea hand. That’s a hand made out of peas. I don’t know why I’m eating the rest of it. It’s horrible, too. I’m gonna eat a white food. Oh, the white’s good. What’s that? Mashed potatoes. They’re good. They’re frozen. Typically, if I eat a frozen meal like a hungry man, I’m gonna heat it up first. Huh? How much did this cost? Oh, hold on. I gotta take it back. I gotta take it back. I gotta take it back. I’m gonna take it back. They make you take everything back. Oh, yeah. That’s what I’ve been doing lately. I’m actually glad to hear it. On Friday afternoons… when you don’t see me, I’m just taking all the stuff back. Like, oh, it’s you again. Yeah, that’s good to hear, dude… Cause that gives you something to do. And we’re taking stuff back. Yeah, I need something to do. Giving you something to do. This is. This is a nightmare. I really wanted to love this, but I didn’t. At least we’re warm. So, frozen dinner… What a waste. My sweet baby boy children. You’ve had fire, tree, ice, and now earth. Hold on. What? Yes. You see it all coming together? See, I knew that I was a master. Is tree one of the elements? It’s one of the elements, yes. Don’t you know anything, Earth. Tree benders? Yes. Okay, so in front of you, you have three terrariums, but only one of them is edible. Do you know which one? Take a bite. you have guessed this incorrectly. That’s a real rock? Yes. Please try the last one. Okay. You sure this isn’t real? Because I’ll try to eat more of it. Yes, please try to eat more of it. Okay, I will. I’m gonna move on to this one. Yeah, that’s all right. Okay, I’ll eat this rock. How is that? It’s chocolate. So for this one you have a. What is this? A chocolate cremeux with a five spice matcha soil… You have both mealworms and bamboo worms that have been candied and almond scented. And an edible succulent… Enjoy. Here they go again. Here, bite some of that. I’ll eat half, you eat half. Oh, man… Eat that dirt. Eat the dirt on the thing. What is that? It’s an insect inside candy. And I think I need to eat some of it. It’s pretty nice. There’s pudding underneath. Yeah. Get you a spoonful of that. It’s not the most appetizing looking. but there’s pudding underneath. And look, there’s edible flowers. Would I just prefer to be eating pudding? And how are the rocks?.. I didn’t go. The rocks are good. Is it like rock candy? It’s just like hard chocolate, you know? What are these stringy things, Chef? Algae, yes. Yeah. Okay. No, thank you. But there’s pudding underneath. There is pudding underneath… For the thousandth time. I appreciate that. You know, it’s not lost on me that there’s pudding in this. You know, we don’t see our moms a lot anymore. You know, out here on the West Coast. They’re not here to wipe our faces. Oh, I put it right back on you after I got it off. I don’t know what’s going on with your face, but out here on the. Well, it’s kind of hard, man. We don’t see our moms a whole lot. And there’s just something that. When that chef starts treating us like her children, that makes me. Scratches an itch? Yeah. Scratches an itch. It’s like I didn’t fully bond with my mom. Maybe it’s because my mom didn’t make Me eat dirt or suckle from her own breasts. Eat meatballs off of trees… But you know what? The fact that my mom didn’t let me breastfeed her because I was born at a time. She didn’t let you… as much as you begged. No matter how many times I asked… She didn’t let me because it was a time. It was a formula time. Something about eating a meatball that’s dangling from a young man’s arm. That was made by my mother, who’s not really my mother, but someone acting like my mother, it kind of makes up for all the breastfeeding that I didn’t do. I didn’t like this, though. Oh, okay. So… terrarium. What a wastey. But everything Rhett said about his mom, I think still holds true. This holds true. It’s also very important. I’m glad we came back to this restaurant and I’m glad to be leaving. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is? Hi, I’m Karen Pollard from Kingston, New Jersey, and today’s my birthday. And we made pop tart lava cakes. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality Whoop Whoops. Happy Birthday. She blew it out by talking… It happens to the best of us sometimes… you can still make a wish. I think You can. We’re going to donate $1,000 to the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights to aid in their mission to advance the human and civil rights of immigrants and refugees through advocating for policies that promote justice and full inclusion for all… immigrants. And you can join us in giving at CHIRLA.org Click the top link to watch us play the imposter word TikTok game on Good Mythical More. Watch episode 2 of Roll for Mythicality on mythicalsociety.com.