What’s the craziest pizza we can get delivered? Let’s talk about that. “Good Mythical Morning!” If you could order your ideal dream delivery pizza, what would you ask for? Pepperoni and mushrooms with a side of a little money clip that has the exact amount of money that I paid for the pizza in it. Oh! Well why not just like, just a big wad of cash. Well, because I’m not, I don’t wanna get greedy. Okay, all right. Now imagine something even more complicated and ridiculous. And you’ll get an idea of what the Mythical crew actually called in to have delivered. Those little rascals. Okay, boys, Andrew called our local Domino’s with a very specific order. Your job will be to guess how closely they followed his requests. And first, let’s see, Andrew place the actual order. Don’t be alarmed, but the Domino’s employees will be portrayed by lifelike puppets. What? Oh. Okay, hold on. They’ll be portrayed by puppets? Yes. ‘Cause that sounds like that’s gonna be alarming. But they were real Domino’s employees? Yes. And you’re telling me these are real conversations that actually happened? Yes. Okay. Are we caught up? Yes. I’m alarmed, but I’m okay. Okay, let’s see it. Yeah. Good posture. I’m Ava, your friendly artificial intelligence agent. Oh my God. This call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Ava. How may I help you? Hi, can I please speak to someone. One moment while I connect you to an agent who will finish placing your order. Thank you. They do that now? Apparently, so. Hey, how’s- Hi, thank you for calling Domino’s. This is Rose and this will be a delivery order, right? Yes, Rose, how are you? I’m great, thanks for asking. So this is a little bit of a complicated order. I hope that’s okay. I’m kind of celebrating something pretty big today. My parents just got back together, so. Well, that’s really good news. Yeah, wait, what’d you say it was? It was really- Good news, good news, I know, yes. It’s really- Really good news. Yeah, yeah. I would also love to get a word written on the pizza with some toppings. Is that possible? We don’t have any option for words in the system. You know what, I can transfer you directly to the store for your special request. How about that? Oh. Oh, you’re not the store. Oh, I see. Oh, we’re not particularly at the store. Oh, I understand. But in order to fulfill your request, let me transfer you to- Thank you so much. And so will I start from the beginning with the store basically? I’ll start from the beginning? Yeah. No problem. Definitely thought I was already with the store, but no worries at all. Thank you, have a good day! Thank you, Rose. You too, have a great day. I transfer you now. You’re getting passed around talking. A robot and a person. Hi, thank you for holding, how can I help you? Hey, great to talk to you. I’m so happy to get you. My name’s Andrew. I’d like to place an order for for delivery, please. What would you like, my friend? How’s your day going first of all? It’s not bad. Nice. This is one of the best days of my life, personally. I’m celebrating a pretty exciting thing. Thanks for asking. So can I get into the pizza? Yep, yep. Just waiting on whatever you’d like to order. Yeah, me as well. So yeah, my parents just got back together. They’ve been separated for a long time, but we’re celebrating their love again today. So I have kind of a complicated order ’cause like it’s kind of gonna be a half and half style pizza. Do you guys do that kind of thing? We do half and half. Okay, awesome, great news. Okay, so on side one, this is side one for my father. It’s gonna be tomato sauce, no cheese, he’s vegan. It’s very important to him. And then jalapenos, he likes things spicy. And then spinach, he likes spinach. And what’s the other half? So on side two, is it possible to do Alfredo sauce on that side? We can, but when we put the pizza in the oven, the sauce is gonna heat up and as you know, it gets a little bit messy. So that’s totally fine with me if there’s a little bit of, I mean, ideally there’s, you know, separate. But if things bubble up, it’s okay. On mommy’s side, the Alfredo’s side, we’re gonna do also extra Parmesan cheese for mommy. Okay. For mom. We’re gonna do ham for mommy. Okay. And we’re gonna do bacon for mommy. All right. Because mommy likes umami, yeah. And then if possible, I would love to, again, I got a tip for you guys. I know it’s a weird order. I would love to have the word love written across the pizza. But again, because they’re dietary differences, it’s gonna have to be from different things on each side. So I would like L-O written in mushrooms on daddy’s side and then V-E written in sausage on mommy’s side. Sorry about that, we don’t do those requests, okay. It’s just- You don’t do that? Even if the tip is like massive, like over a hundred percent you can cook the toppings on the side and then I could maybe, just me and my 10 siblings can write love on the pizza ourselves. Yeah, this pizza is for 10 people, you said? No, no, no, no, we’re gonna watch them eat. We’re gonna sit around in a circle and we’re gonna do like a ceremony thing while they eat and we’re gonna say, “You’re in love, you’re in love, you’re in love,” altogether in unison. Yeah, or we can do a heart-shaped pizza. I know how do that if you want. Oh, you can do a heart shaped pizza? Okay, I think that would be incredible. Yeah, I’ve been working here for a long time. You’ve been working for a long time. You know, again, there’s a big tip in this for you. So we’re gonna go ahead and do the heart shaped pizza. That sounds great. Do you want a square cut? Just not even square cut. Just straight down the middle half and half. Because we’re gonna watch mommy and daddy eat and we’re all gonna be chanting and we’re, it’s gonna be fun to kind of, I don’t know, watch it all get consumed. Awesome. Yeah. It does sound awesome. Awesome. When do you get off? I’m working pretty much open to close. Ah dang, all right, I was gonna invite you. It’s all good. Okay. Is there anything else? I think that’s it. I’m really excited to watch this get eaten. Mommy and daddy. Wow! It’s a big day. Mommy and daddy. Okay, so you might’ve recognized some of the puppet voices. I will say that we have dubbed over the voices with our own crew so that we’re all above board here. To comply with the law. Exactly. But nothing has been changed. Exactly. Everything, every intonation is exactly how it happened. But if you recognize Chase’s voice, it was Chase’s voice. He was just playing the guy who does not want to hang out with Andrew. Okay. So now you’re going to guess how many requests Domino’s actually came through on using these checklists. So you’re either gonna win or lose a point for every box. So you abandoned the love in favor of heart shaped, which he, it was his idea. His idea. So for that not to happen would be weird. I agree with that. Hold on, I mean, I mean… Left half ingredients, right half ingredients. Don’t think so much on left. Cut in half. No overlap on either side. So literally you just got it down to left half and right half ingredients. But very specific ingredients with dietary restrictions. Yes, yes. So, for mommy and daddy. Okay, I’m gonna say that you got right. Do you still call your parents that? The character does, yeah. No, but you personally. I’m not getting into my personal stuff here. Okay. Very smart. Very smart, I think that means the answer is yes. Okay. Keep in mind the guy did not like me. Totally. What’re you talking about? All right, so what did you say, Rhett? So I said that you got one side. I think it was side one was daddy’s side was the vegan side, maybe. I think he got those right. There was too many ingredients on mom’s side so he didn’t get that right. He heart shaped it, but he did not cut it in half. And there was some overlap. I agreed that they did make it heart shaped. I didn’t think that they got any ingredients right. Well I think they didn’t get all the ingredients right on either side. And I think that there was no overlap on either side. Okay. Okay. Because there’s no overlap of whatever ingredients they did do. I think that they succeeded at that. All right. Okay. Because of dietary restrictions. Let’s see what Domino’s actually delivered. Okay. Oh, delivery guy’s here. Oh. Oh look, it’s Dino from episode one of season two of “Wonder Hole.” Good to see you. You remember us? It’s you two mugs, yeah, how you doing? I don’t know this guy. Well, he won’t tell us about his personal life either. He ordered the pizza. Yeah. Okay. I thought you were out of the pizza game though. Hey boys, those tuba lessons don’t pay for themselves, you know what I’m saying? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay, sure. You’re right, right. Good night! May I? Sure. But this is not from your dad’s shop. It’s written “From Domino’s.” Yeah, well me and Pop’s, we’re going through some hard times right now. Yeah, he did lie to you a lot over the years. Yeah, yeah, we’re working through it. But for now I gotta kind of moonlight with some other pizza places. I just gotta say, I hope you guys repair things because family is everything. I like the frames of your glasses. Yeah, oh, thank you. Okay, Dino, you know what? Thank you, Dino. They’ll give you a tip somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Damien will give you a tip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody. Be better than my last one. Yeah, somebody will take care of it. Okay, I don’t wanna open this yet, or do I? Yeah, I mean, we gotta see if you’re right or wrong. All right, here we go. It’s heart shaped! Oh, they did cut it in half. It is cut in half. And there’s a little bit of something green on this side, but that’s the least little bit. Does that count? A tiny bit of meat maybe there. Oh, there’s a tiny bit of meat. So there was some overlap. Mm. Hold on. Did they get both sides right? I think so. I think they got everything. I mean, according to us, they got every single thing correct. What? I mean he might have hated Andrew, but he did his job. He loves pizza. 100%! Domino’s, y’all looking good today? Okay, so that means that we both said that two things were gonna be right. No, but mine was no overlap, which was the opposite, so. It’s best to just put the points on the screen. Yes. Hello, Rachel! What’s up? Hi, how’s it going? Pretty good. Good for us. We got one pizza perfectly delivered. Whoa! Yes. Yes, we asked Rachel to order an unusual pizza order this time from Pizza Hut. Let’s see how she did. Thanks for calling Pizza Hut. Is this for delivery or pickup? Hi, yes, it’s for a delivery. What would you like to order today? Yes, so I do have a little bit of a complicated order. Is this is your friendly? Yeah, I’m being sweet, I’m a sweetiepie. I teach first grade and I’m trying to teach my students how to tell time in kind of like a fun way and so I wanted to do a pizza in the shape of a clock. Pizza like a clock? Yes and I can give some of the specifics if that’s all right? We don’t have any other shapes. Circle only, circle pizzas. And the only thing I can do is cut it into 12 slices like a clock. Well listen, I will say 12 slices is absolutely perfect. You’re already speaking my language. And as far as the shape of the pizza, circle is perfect, we’re going classic kind of analog style clock ’cause that’s the one we’re really struggling with. If it’s possible, if you could do the numbers maybe with pepperonis for some of the odd numbers and then sausages for the even numbers. And then the hands, the two little hands of the clock could maybe be green bell pepper. All I can do is maybe is cut the pepperonis in half, like half a bite long. Yeah, I’d like that. Like 12 to one, like odd numbers, pepperonis, even numbers like black olives? You could do black olives. That’s okay for the even numbers. This is inventive. I really appreciate it. Okay. Yeah, no, no, this is great. Okay. We’re working, we’re cooking. Yeah, he is. Okay. And then I do just wanna circle back to the clock hands. I was thinking of them maybe like all in a little line going up, kind of stack them up and like you can have the hands? I don’t know what to tell you, but if it’s so important, I could just like cut a piece of carton, two pieces of carton in the middle like arrows for the clock. Yeah, yeah, that would be great. That’s fine. And I think too, if you could have them pointing to the time on the clock of 3:27 because, and I know this is silly, but 3:27 is my kids, they don’t, they cannot read it for the life of them. They’re baffled by 3:27. So if it could be pointing to 3:27, I really think it’s gonna land at home. Like, “Okay and that’s the 3 and then this is 27, it’s in between the two.” You know, like I said, I think the pandemic just really did something bad to their brains. So one large pizza, I put some toppings. I have special for $17.99, so I can put pepperoni, ham, olives, green pepper, sausage as the different time zones, you know. Okay, you’re saying like to be the little marking? Hold on, is this a new person? I like the way you’re talking, yeah. Put the little piece- What is happening right now? Where the little second lines are. That’s great. Yes. The minute lines I should say. Do I know how to read a clock? No, I do, I do. No, that’s great, that’s great. Okay. It’s going to be $27.60. Oh, perfect! Oh my goodness. That’s perfect. And we’re gonna be tipping big, don’t you worry. I just, I got hit by a bus recently, so I have an incredible settlement. So, which is beside the point, but I just, I really, I can afford it is all I’ll say. So we’re tipping big and I wanna do this for the kids and you’ve been such a great help. I really appreciate it. All right, no problem, no problem. My pleasure. Wow! I mean- Oh my God! Two for two, people, I mean there was a collaborative nature to this. Well how do we go from clocks to maps? What? Yeah. Time zones and so many toppings out of nowhere. Well I think he just got excited, you know, ’cause with the hands, I don’t think he understood that I was like, “We could just stack the peppers up together and that makes the hands,” but he then did the cardboard. I mean, all right, so we have odd pepperoni, even olives. Yeah. Hour specific pepperonis and olives. Right. Hands pointing to 3:27. 12 slices. I think he’s gonna nail it. I think was making the pizza, okay. My boy was in the back. Okay. Especially after you were talking about getting hit with that bus. I mean, he’s gonna want to come through for you. Exactly. Right. Based on the way that conversation panned out. That’s not a pun. I think the only thing that was correct was 12 slices. Dang! I think he got 12 slices, but also odd pepperoni, even olives, because that was pretty foundational. Are those time zones? No, it’s just like the odd numbers. Yeah, I know. I don’t really know, but. He’s talking about the little dot, dot, dot, you know. I think it’s about to. You think he came through? Have you seen it? I haven’t seen it. Okay. I think it’s about to hit. All right. All right, let’s bring it. Okay, let’s find out what Pizza Hut actually delivered. Dino. Hey, how you doing? Hi! Do you work for Pizza Hut as well? No, I work for myself. I’m a pizza delivery aggregator. Oh, okay. I developed an app. Oh. Do pizza delivery people deliver pizzas to you and then you turn around and deliver them to people? That’s correct. So they’re not as hot as they would’ve been if, you’re kind of creating a middleman. How do you tip the delivery guys? I mean, welcome to America guys. Oh. Oh. Yeah, well, me and them, our business are our business. If it looks a little mummified, just know that all happened before it got to me. Okay, all right. Okay. Enjoy your pie. Thank you. Let’s see what we got from the aggregator. Oh my God! We have hands. That’s beautiful. Of course, he did hands. He didn’t- And it’s made out of wax paper. Let’s count the slices. One, two- There’s 12. Three, four, five, six times two is 12. Check. They did not do odd pepperoni slices, even olive slices. No. Well. He did the time zones thing. He did do the time, he got- But he misused the term time zone. That might be a new way to think about a clock. A clock just has time zone. Well, is it 3:27? Well, you tell me. No. No, because 3:27 would be, this is 3. Oh. And whoop and then when you go to 27, that’s 30, 29, 28, 27. I don’t know, I feel like you moved it but it was there. No, no. I think it was there before. It was, it was here. Where? Well, I think it moved in transport. Yeah, it might have got. Well it ain’t there. No, it did move and transport. Okay, okay. We’re not giving them the 3:27. Okay, okay, okay. But neither one of us said that that was- No, you’re right. So I don’t know why I’m fighting for it. Right. So they didn’t get, they only got the 12 slices. They did. So you’re taking this round. I am impressed though that they didn’t think it was a prank and it wasn’t. No. But it was. I mean the pizza’s here. And they really went for it. They did. That’s pride in their work. He crafted that. Pizza Hut, you look just as good as Domino’s right now. Hey, Leonard. Hey. You mind if we do a little promo for what we’re wearing right now? Yeah, they look cool. Oh, thank you. 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Okay, so Leonard was supposed to talk to someone at Papa John’s, but we called them and they just didn’t understand us and we didn’t understand them, so we pivoted to a local pizza place. Oh. So let’s see what ridiculous order Leonard had placed. Thank you so much for calling. What can I get started for you? Yeah, I’m just gonna order a couple of pizzas. We’re having a little retirement party here at the office, my criminology partner, Olivia, she’s retiring, so I just wanted to do two pizzas, Like it’s kind of a, one of them is kind of a little complicated, but don’t worry, we’re gonna tip you well. The first pizza is just a cheese pizza with pineapple. But can we do the pineapple, like around the outside edge of the pizza? Like caution tape? Yeah, absolutely. And then in the middle we’d want sausage or we want sausage on the pizza as well and that’s it. But can you make the sausage into the shape of a magnifying glass? Inside the pineapple? Yeah, inside of the pineapple. Perfect, so a ring of pineapple and then inside of that do a magnifying glass. So like a ring with like a stem? Yes. Perfect. I think we can do that. It’s not gonna be perfect, but we’ll do our best. Yeah, yeah, I know it might shift or change when you bake it, but you know, whatever you can do, we would highly appreciate it. Seems easy so far. You got it. And then could you not cut it like, we want like the image to be pristine and it’s a little bit, you know, we see enough violence, so let’s just not cut the pizza unless have sauce in the middle, pineapple on the outside and then could you do it well done? You got it. Not cut, well done. Yeah, just a little, a little burnt on the bottom. She always lights a fire under everyone’s ass here. So just a little joke. Perfect. And then the second pizza, just olives. Her name’s Olivia, so we’re doing a lot of olives. Can we do like double triple olive? As many olives as you can get on that pizza. And if you wanna charge me for three, four toppings, that’s all good. Do you want, we have two kinds of olives. So we have black olives and Kalamata olives. Do you wanna do a mix of both olives? Oh yeah, let’s do both of those. And did you want the one with all the olives to not be cut? You can cut the olive pizza. All right, perfect, you’re all set. All right, thank you, what was your name? Brie, like the cheese. Oh, Brie, thank you, Brie. You were great. Oh, no problem. All right, you have a great day. Perfect. All right, you too. Bye-bye! Wow! It’s as if it’s not unusual for things to be this unusual. Well I think that especially for a, this is what I would expect from a local place. Right, you know? Yeah. You would expect maybe this kind of space. You don’t understand the time I was having before that. I was just like, “I’m just gonna be super nice to this person because the other process was very rough.” Oh wow. Okay It was tough. We gotta look at those outtakes. But Brie was sweet, she was nice. Okay. So we got pineapple caution tape, sausage, magnifying glass not cut, burnt on the bottom, olive covered second pizza. Okay. I’m hearing a lot of checks over there. Pineapple caution tape is really up for interpretation. I’m surprised there weren’t any clarifying questions. But he just said a ring of pineapple basically. Yeah. Not cut ’cause of the violence. The burn on the bottom is the big question mark for me because that’s something that- Yeah. She may have thought was, she laughed at it like she thought maybe it was a little bit of a joke. Okay. But you know what, I have faith. I think they got every single one of them. I think that they forgot about the pineapple caution tape and it’s not burnt on the bottom. So sorry. Not as much confidence. Let’s see what the local pizza place delivered. Okay, it’s Mr. Aggregator. Okay, all right. My little fellas, hey! Good to see you. Hi, stranger. Wait, I think I saw you at my barber, we have the same barber. Yeah, Rocky. Yeah, Rocky’s our barber. He’s the best. You guys have the same barber? We got the same barber. Yeah. Yeah. Not the same hair though. Not the same hair. Yeah, he’s versatile. Versatile. Yeah. He can do it all. He can do it all. True story. Hey, good to see you man. Good to see you, Leonard, right? Yeah, Ward, I mean, Don, Don. Dino, Dino. Dino. This ward guy sounds like he’s pretty cool. Good old Dino. Like the Flintstones. Can I say that? Yeah, yeah. This man has a burgeoning tuba career, right. He’s a tuba savant, you know. You know, thank you for that. I’m working on it for sure, but it’s not easy, you know. It’s like tuba is not really as big as it was. He’s not allowed to play it anymore in the barbershop. Ah, right, right, right. I kind was asked to. No Tubas is allowed. Leave. So are you cutting an album? Rhett said if you did, he would buy one. Yeah, yeah. Well I appreciate you asking. As you know, these things are expensive to be in the studio, so I’m doing a little crowdfunding. It’s very important for us independent artists. So if you wanna, kick a little in, pre-order my album, it would be very much appreciated. Okay, what’s the going price? $19.99 for the CD. $29.99 for the digital download. Okay. $150 for the vinyl. Okay. Oh you’re making a vinyl. Only if I get enough orders. Leonard will buy one at the barber shop. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I’ll see you. We’ll see you there. A 150 bucks for the vinyl. Should I leave? Yeah, you should, you should. Yeah. We got our pizzas. You gotta aggregate. Yeah. Aggregators gotta aggregate. All right, there’s two here. I’ll take one. Take that one. And let’s see yours first. That is crammed with olives. All kinds of olives. But this is not the one that was asked to be burned on the bottom. It looks a little well done. We’ll see. No isn’t. No it isn’t, no? I mean that was easy. You just ordered a olive pizza, so. Good looking pie. A nice mix of two different types. Now this one though, we want a magnifying glass, we want caution tape, not cut and we want burnt on the bottle. Whoa! I want you to look here. Magnifying glass, circle with a stem as she called it. Caution tape. Pineapple. Not cut. Not cut. And… And. Oh, there’s a little burnt spot on it. It’s burnt on the bottom. There’s one black- I mean that’s it. That’s it, that’s a perfect pizza order! Local pizzeria. There we did. There we go. There we did. That’s how I end every episode. There we did. There we did. Got a little North End Pizzeria in Burbank. Hey, they will give you what you asked for. That’s not their slogan, but they literally will give you what you ask for. Exactly. And my slogan is there, we did. I have got a restored hope in pizza dome now. Not that I didn’t have faith in pizza people, but I have an augmented one. Okay. I’m glad that you’re feeling so good. I’m sorry to say you’ve lost the game we were playing. 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