Today we ask the age old question. Will it Candy Apple? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical morning, and happy Halloween! Happy Halloween. Why are you not in your bear costume? I am in my bear costume, this is Winnie the Pooh. Look, this is what we talked about. Don’t you remember? This is why I’ve got this midriff on. And that’s why you’re not wearing pants? Uh-huh, yeah. I thought this was quite a commitment. I see you didn’t follow suit. Well- Why you dressed like Chef Carmey from the show “The Bear.” Listen, we gotta get on the same page. Yeah. It needs to be more than just a text exchange. It needs to be an actual conversation so we can straighten this out. I mean, look, people are gonna be seeing this on and off- Just don’t stand up! This entire episode. Do not stand up! Okay, I won’t. Alright, how about we just eat some crazy candy apple? Okay. It’s time for “Will It Candy Apple?” You know, who’s probably never had a candy apple, but would probably like one? Oh, you talking to me? I’m sorry, I was acting distant and preoccupied. Oh, you’re gonna be in character the entire time? Well, I was gonna say pandas, and I thought you would like that. Oh, ’cause it’s a bear? Yeah. Yeah. Now we can’t bring candy apples to pandas, but we can bring pandas to candy apples. And that’s what we’ve done. Specifically, Panda express chicken teriyaki. It’s the Pandy apple. Nicole. What did you do? Oh, so scary- Sorry, I wanted to be a little bit of a freaky chef. Oh, okay. Yes, chef. You did it. So for you today, we have a honey crisp apple that is dipped in a soy sauce candy coating, with dehydrated chicken teriyaki sprinkles, and some teri soaked rice. Am I right in that I’m smelling chicken? Dehydrated teriyaki chicken sprinkles. Yeah, I’ve never- You weren’t listening to her. I’ve never, I didn’t hear chicken. I heard everything except chicken, but I smelled chicken. Yeah, there’s chicken alright. You know, usually when you go in to smell an apple, you don’t smell chicken. First time for everything, boss. It’s a little bit alarming. Now, this is going to- It’s also blurry. This is gonna get on my beard, just people who have a beard thing. People have a food and beard thing, I’m sorry. It’s gonna happen. Oh, like the negative thing? Well, yeah. If you’ve got a positive thing, it’s gonna happen. If you’re into that. There’s just as many with that probably. I don’t know, man. You think so? I choose to believe that. I choose to believe there’s a lot of you who are gonna be very into what’s about to happen. I think there’s gonna be a lot of men who are into it, and a lot of women who are not. Okay, alright. Hey, I’ll take whatever I can get. Take a bite? Is it, is it hot? It’s not hot. Okay, I was just asking. It might be a little bit hard. Is it hard? It might be a little hard. Is it hard? But not that hot. Okay. Oh God, oh God. Woo, come on now. You got a hammer? I do have a knife. Oh my! I really feel like I’m about to hurt something. Oh, I don’t think I can get, I don’t think I can get in there. How’d you get in there? I don’t think my mouth opens wide enough. I can’t get the angle. Hold on. You can’t get the eagle? I can’t get the eagle. I can’t get the angle to get my teeth to go down. Oh, I just cramped. Oo, the men that like to watch things that can’t be bitten are really into this right now. Hello men. I’m waiting for you to taste it and realize how bad it is. Oh God! Oh God. It’s just not what you want from a candy apple experience. No, it’s not. I wanna get to more apple. I don’t even think Pandas would like this. And that was the premise of the entire idea. No, I do think Pandas would like it. That’s where it started. Have you watched videos of pandas having accidents? Accidents? Like falling off ladders. Oh yeah. Getting buckets on their head. Yeah, but not like- I love that stuff. Bathroom accidents. Well, I didn’t say that. Hello men. Hello men who are into watching pandas have bathroom accidents. You’re not gonna see that here. You’re just gonna hear us talk about it. Very salty. Very chickeny. It seems like a, it’s well built. I have a lot of it in my cheek and I don’t want it to be there. I don’t wanna send it down my eater shoot. But I’m not gonna spit it out, because I don’t want to insult the chef. Thanks, Chef. Because I’m also a chef. Hop behind. Right. Thank you. You’re welcome. You get that? When you got something hot behind somebody, it’s like corners. Okay, well then, was it at least a double entendre? And you gotta stop saying corners as a joke around here. I need to tell you about that. Oh, you’ve noticed? Yeah, yeah. Corners is a really important thing to say in a production environment. Well, I’ve been coming around a corner, and sometimes I’ve been hit. Yeah, but if you don’t have anything, don’t say it. Me, I have myself. If you have something- I’m coming around a corner. You want me to just put my hand around the corner and do this? You’re gonna be the little boy who cried corner, and then you’re gonna get a boom stick right through your eye socket. Yeah, that’s what’s gonna happen. We don’t like this. Panda Express chicken teriyaki. Will it candy apple? No! Celsius energy drinks are pretty popular, but before there were energy drinks at all, there were apples. Apples are nature’s energy drink, I always say it. You know what, you do always say that. So the time has come to meld nature, canned beverages, and Halloween, and we give you the apple jacked. Apple jacked! Apple jacked! Nicole? Yeah? Tell us everything that we need to know. Okay. So right now you have a Granny Smith apple in front of you that’s been soaked in cherry limeade Celsius for about 12 hours. 12 hours. And then we made a cherry limeade Celsius candy, and then to emulate the fizz of a Celsius, We have some popping candy, fizzy candy on the outside. Okay. Wow. Mhm. I like a granny smith apple. I don’t smell chicken. I’ll tell you that much. Yep, we’re off to a good start. I went in and I didn’t smell chicken. Whoa! Whoa, we just made sparks I think! That was a super dink. Hey, let’s do that again. Super dink. Ha! Let’s not waste too much though. Super sync. Okay. Oh god. Good God. Remember, if you can’t do it with your mouth, there is a knife next to you. No, I’m gonna do it with my mouth. Okay. No, I like it. Keep trying. Speaking for all the men out there. It’s the men. It’s the collective men voice. Oh God, oh God. Oh! Do you like the noises I’m making? Yeah. I’m gonna hurt myself, I’m sorry. I’m breaking out the knife. My mouth is just not big enough, men. Can I just like… Oo, it’s popping! Watch your glasses. Popping, popping, popping. There’s a stick in there. Who put a stick in this apple? I’ve just now noticed it. Well, what? You could give it another hack and make an apple slice. I think I can get through it. You’re gonna break the plate. I’m here for it. Lemme move my glasses. How I can get through that stick? Don’t get through the stick. I’m just trying- Get through the stick, get through the stick! I’m trying! Oh, here we go. Okay. Cut the stick. Okay, and then I’m gonna do right here and just, okay. Just shaved a little bit, I didn’t want to cut, I didn’t wanna hit my fingers, you know? There we go. Oh, look at that! I opened her up. Him up, I opened him up. Wanna keep this on brand? I got all of the, hmm, outside. Look at how disturbingly colored this apple is from the marinade. It’s concerning, yeah. For 12 hours. Man, it’s going right for the molars and really settling in. Oh. I don’t know how much of the Celsius marinade got inside of the apple. Are you able to just eat apple in the middle and tell? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just apple right there. Well, tell me. I just touched it with a contaminated- When something goes wrong, you need to say Winnie The Pooh’s catchphrase. Oh, bother. There we go, that’s good. Oh, I almost just stabbed myself. Do you want me to take over? Nope. I certainly haven’t noticed that you’ve been reckless. I’ve been pretty proud of you. Well, here’s the thing. It’s hard to eat. I feel like I’ve pulled at least one filling out. Don’t worry about that, yeah. Yeah, you’re into that too. I will say- Don’t go down the path of not liking this, because this is good. Well, this is why I was about to turn it. I was gonna say, I like the flavor. You’re turning back. And also, you know, I feel like I’ve been drinking too much coffee lately. And this would be, you know, one less coffee, and one of these is probably good from a health perspective. Woo! And I love the taste of it and I love the challenge of it. It’s making lots of popping noises in your mouth, and there are men who are into that. Celsius! Will it candy apple? Yes! Quick reminder. Today is the last day to get the Mythical clue game. Yes, the official Clue: Mythicalised Version. It’s for Third Degree monthly members. It’s your last day to join Third Degree monthly in order to get this. Collectibles are always included free with your third degree membership. Join now at mythicalsociety.com. Get it! Okay, smash burgers. We talk about ’em all the time. They’ve changed the burger game for the better. Yes. Every burger I see, would smash. But you would never eat a smash burger on a stick, but would you eat the candy apple smash on a stick? Whoa. Look at this amazing creation. Nicole, is this just a burger? Oh my God. That’s been candied? Not exactly. They put on a stick? Not exactly. So we took honey crisp apples, sliced them in half and used those as buns. And then you have a smash burger with cheese, lettuce, tomato, no tomato for you, Link, onion, and some burger sauce, and then it was dipped in a dill pickle candy coating. Dill pickle candy coating? Even when I did the little tappy tap taste taste. I was like, ooh, deal. Right, and a little on top, because why not? Why not? This, it looks like a Christmas ornament. Yeah. It does. Christmas at Halloween, they’ve done it all. They can do it all! You think Flo Rider has seen apple bottoms like this before? I bet he hasn’t. He has not. How are we gonna get into this, Link? We’re just gonna bite it, dude. We’re just gonna like grab it and we’re just gonna bite it. I’m going in for the burger part. Oh! I broke that seal. See, I’m making a space to, for me to bite here, and then- I got a little bit on my beard. I can’t help but think that the men who are watching are very, have a lot in common with the go all the way down version of Stevie. They feel similar. Men who like things in your beard like to… Yeah. What? Go all the way. Ha! Are you just biting them? You’re just biting the burger? I got in! Oh, you got an onion! I got in. I got in, it’s very smoky. I’m gonna go upside down. Hmm. That’s a good burger. Now I have no, I’ve gotten no apple yet. I got apple. My mouth is a lot bigger than his. The dill is strong. Yeah. The meat in the middle, when you eat it with the apple and everything, I’m really trying to adjust, ’cause I wanna like it, ’cause it’s beautiful. What’s the temperature of this situation? It’s not hot. Cold. Like a cold, it’s like room temperature, but a cold room. Like it’s a little bit cold in here. It’s tough to like. It’s great to look at. ‘Cause you kind of want it to be either a burger or a candy apple. See, when you just ate the burger part? Speaking of great to look at, Link, didn’t you say your aunt was a lunch lady, right? Yeah, my Aunt Vicky. Yeah. I think I’m seeing a little bit of Aunt Vicky today. What you want, honey? Yeah, a little less bare. A little more lunch lady. Slop. Slop. May she rest in peace. We wanted to love it. We did. We really did. Did an excellent job on the looks. Thanks, man. And you did a good college try on the taste. We just can’t. Smash Burgers. Will it candy apple? No. Did we mention it’s Halloween? Yeah, I think we did. So you know we had to get a little freaky deaky with this last one. The eight legged kind of freaky deaky. Behold, the itsy bitsy apple. It’s spiders, I believe. Tell us, this isn’t spiders. It’s spiders, Pooh Bear. There… Why is it so black? I don’t know. Creative choices, man? We made a spider corpse candy, which was very, very complicated. So there’s spider corpses in the cover? Yes, yes- In the candy coating. Pulverized in the candy coating. And then we decided to- I can smell it. To put a little bit of, you know, a little legs on it. You know, sexy Halloween legs. That’s… They’re hairy. They are numerous. My spidey senses are telling me I’m not gonna like this. Good point. What I’m gonna do, because I feel like I, one of my teeth is loose right now. This one on the bottom feels a little bit loose. Oh yeah. If you’re into men with loose teeth, you know, thanks for joining us, but to prevent it from actually falling out, because even if you’re into that, I’m not gonna do it, I’m gonna cut this. Can you give- You some? Give me some, because I want to keep this one pristine, because, you know the thing we haven’t done? Oh, it’s got purple tinting to it! Oh wait, it does! Did you know that? I did, I did. Like ’cause you did it? The spider corpse is- Oh! Oh! Yeah. Loose tooth and now it’s, Oh God! What’s happening to me? You scraped the plate, dude. Oh god, you’re welcome. I’m saving this one for a friend. I’m gonna split this- Because I have a feeling we might be tied. I thought they brought you a cutting board? We did. Oh yeah, I don’t need one- But it’s okay. Why use a cutting boy when you have a ceramic plate? So it’s a spidey leg. What are you doing, putting more spidey legs on? Well, ’cause it kind of popped off in the process. Okay, it’s very pretty. And we’re going in. Am I going in too? The familiar taste of spider legs. They taste like licking the bottom of a pantry. Like granny’s pantry. It’s dusty, it’s hairy. You know, granny’s don’t shave their legs. The hairs just fall off and gather in the bottom of the pantry. Right. I’ve always known that. They’re over that. Alright. Alright, which one of us is gonna love it And which one of us is gonna hate it? ‘Cause we need a tie breaker. That’s actually not what this is for. Oh, the third mouth? Yeah. I thought the third mouth was a tie breaker? No, it’s just if we want a third person to taste it. Well, we definitely do. But oh, I love it! Bring ’em in. I hate it. Oh, we got fangs on the… Yes! Let’s bring in, as a little bit of payback, one Chase Hilton. Chase, come on over. Payback? Yeah, well, because you’ve made us bite, the first spiders we ever had on this show you prepared. The sushi? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much everything I prepared, I guess is qualified for payback. It is. And you have a special relationship with apples on this show. That’s true. Yeah, so the first thing we want you to do is take a bite out of it. The second thing we want you to do is split the apple with your bare hands. In that order. Okay. It tastes bad. I mean, the candy tastes pretty good, even though it’s spider corpse stuff. The candy really helps with the spider corpse. It smells nasty. You like to lick granny legs? I’ve never done it, so I’m not gonna say no. But it doesn’t sound appealing. It’s tough to find a granny that’ll let you do it. Apparently Link knows one. I bet you you know one too. I don’t think so. Chase. Yep? Your teeth are probably completely tight right now, so you’re probably good to go, loosen ’em up a little bit. Okay. I’m gonna have nightmares about my teeth falling out tonight. Yeah, go, yeah, yeah. Oh, he’s getting, oh, he’s… Oh, he makes the same noises! You likey? Oh, he’s crunchy. No, I thought every time I chew, my tooth is gonna crack. Yeah. I feel like I got a few cracks. Y’all are weak. Alright, now rip it in half. It’s the halftime show. Boy, if you do this, I will be so impressed. You want me to pull this out or hold it? Or do it like that? Yeah. Like bitter. Whoops, that’s gone. I mean, it’s got extra force holding it together. And it’s hard. It’s like spiky. He’s known for this. Yeah, it’s hurting him a little bit though. He’s known in these parts. Hey, we’ll edit all this out. No! Whoa. Whoa! Whoa, Well look at that! Hey, men who are into that. Look at that. That’s right, men. It didn’t even go high that time, Chase. No, it took more. No, I had to drop a couple octaves to incorporate the legs. He had to do the man version. Alright. Spiders, will it candy apple? No! Alright, don’t forget to come back for Good Mythical Weekend tomorrow, right here on this channel. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is? I’m Fiona. And I’m Luca. We’re from Virginia. And we’re you for Halloween? 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