Can we strike gold opening unclaimed mail? Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning. What happens to unclaimed mail and packages that, for whatever reason, never make it to their destination? Do they end up on the island of misfit mail? Do they get sent to mail purgatory? Ooh. Or do they simply vanish into thin air? Or do weirdos like us buy those mystery packages online just for the thrill of opening them up and seeing what’s inside? That sounds like a lot more fun. Okay, boys. But we can’t just open unclaimed mail on GMM. We’ve got to gamify it, so- Yes. Every round, you’ll each open your package and then you’ll get a chance to convince the Mythical crew that your item is better than the other guy’s. The crew will then be polled in real time in order to decide- We can do that. Who got the superior loot. Real time polls. Real time polling. Mm-hmm. Now, behind you is a- You know how to get us excited. Mailbox. Oh. And Rhett, you’re gonna go ahead and go first. You’re gonna open the mailbox, You’re gonna pick your package and give the other one to Link. My cat likes it when I do this to him. Oh, you put him in the mailbox first? No, this is his butt. Okay. This is, I can do this, right? Yeah. He can touch as much as he wants. Pretty boxy. This is pretty softy. You can have that one, I’ll take you this one. Mm, thank you. Okay, Rhett, so go ahead and open your package. Thanks for the sciz. Hold up, yeah, here. I have purple ones, I know you like purple this year. Thanks for the purple sciz. Don’t cut it all away. Now it’s two pieces of trash instead of one. Oh. Is this Icom? This is Icom. I com, you com, we all com? If it’s a good day. What is, okay, so this is walkie talkies. It’s a walkie talkie. Walkie talkies and it’s in French. This is nice, we could have- Wow, it’s the IC-EM25. You know, if we went somewhere that didn’t have cell service and we want to talk to each other. Link, Link, you’re not supposed to be- Oh. Yeah, don’t- You’re not supposed to be selling- Helping him. His package. Don’t give any reasons. But he is supposed to be selling his package. I’m gonna give you 30 seconds to tell the Mythical crew why your package is better than Link’s which you don’t know what’s in there. Okay? Yeah. Here we go. Go. You know, this is really, really special because my grandfather and I used to talk to each other on Icom walkie talkies. And I would go across the street and I would talk to him. And then one day, he passed away. And for that whole week, I just sat there by myself on my little walkie talkie saying, “Grandpa, grandpa.” And do you yield the rest of your time to me? Do I get- I yield the rest of my, all I had was 30 seconds, that was all I needed. Okay, I’m not gonna- That’s all I needed. I’m not- That’s all I needed. I’m not gonna say anything. May I have my scissors back? Sciz. Look at this. It’s PYH and whatever this is. Oh, premium human hair. Human hair. It’s wigs, bro. It’s wigs. And they’re human hair wigs? These are not, not pricey. Not, these are pricey. A red wig, this is more interesting. What? Look at this. Okay. That is really nice. I guess I’m- You want your 30 seconds to start once your wig is on? I guess I’m ready. Yeah, as soon as I put this on, I want my 30 seconds to be, yeah- Okay. I’m doing it live. Well, hello, Mythical crew. You ever just wanna have your hair just kind of wave in the breeze? Maybe you bought yourself a brand new convertible and now, ooh, it’s, when I do this, I can smell the realness. It’s the confidence that this was on the head of a another human. And you know what . Smell that. You smell the realness? Oh. It really smells like a person. But you know what, it’s one thing to have one, but it’s another thing to have two. I kind of ran out time there. Well, this one’s, look at how beaut. That kind of suits you. Yeah, that’s good, that’s great, that’s great. You should have started with that one. It’s the Little Mermaid. You should have started with that one. Okay, I am opening the polls for the crew right now. Convertible, hair in your wind. Don’t forget it. Okay, the results are in and an overwhelming majority have chosen Link’s wigs. We have some comments here. Yup. One crew member said, “I didn’t like what Rhett said because he was lying and preying on my emotions.” What, what? Another crew member said, “Agreed, seemed insincere.” Another said, “Wigs are sort of a physical lie too, but those are pretty dope.” What are you talking about insincere? This is a great look for Link. Little boy sitting in a garage by himself going, “Grandpa,” but getting- It’s not- No response for a week- But it was- And you just crapped all over that? You’re all going, hell! Did it happen or not? Okay, there’s multiple rounds left. Did you even know your grandfather? Yes. Barely. Hmm. Yes! You barely knew him. Did you ever talk to him on a walkie talkie? No. Yes! He was in the Air Force. No but does real human hair ever come in this color? That’s what confuses me. Like so it is real human hair, but then it’s dyed, okay. Thank you for the win. Is that one real human hair? ‘Cause that one was outside of the other box. It didn’t say that. Does it smell? Oh, did the red one say that? This one does not smell like human. Okay, well- It doesn’t smell like human, but this one does. I have good news for you. Oh my gosh. The mailbox behind you. I forgot to tell you at the top is a magical mailbox. Oh. Which means your next packages are already in there. And Link, it’s your turn to to pick. I am so my hair’s a little bit messed up. I’m so proud of y’all for seeing through his ruse. Yeah, yeah. His ruse. You’re gonna feel horrible when you find out- His ruse. That that’s true when I put it in my memoir. Okay. Oh, I got a little one and I got. All right, so these are, this one’s smooshy. Feels like it might have a tube. This one. I’mma keep the tubes, I’mma give you that. Okay. Okay, Link, go ahead and open your package. Let’s see what I got here. I don’t want to cut it. And how much did we pay for that stuff? So we bought a lot of 40 packages for $475. A lot. So it’s like- Not a lot but a lot- It’s like a- Of 40. Yeah, yeah. So it’s a crap shoot. And it’s people who are hoping to resell stuff on eBay if they’re not gonna do what we’re doing today. Who’s doing what we’re doing today? Fox Bikinis, swimwear for all. Okay, all right. Is this the tube? That was the tubes. No, this is – Oh, you, no, I kept the tubes. You kept the tubes. Oh my God. And what is this? It has a protection hygiene. It’s a hygienic liner. So if you try it on- Is it a mask? It is, it is a blindfold, you’re right. Proceed . Oh, this is where the coochie go. Oh my God. Because it looks like- Why did it take you that long to figure that out? Because it looks like, ’cause I thought this is where the boobs went. ‘Cause where else would the boobs go? Look, look. This is just a bottom. This is just a bottom. That’s fair. It’s an interesting bottom though. Is there a topping? There’s no top, see? Yeah, right there. Fox Bikinis. Sell it. Okay, Link. Sell it, boy. 30 seconds. Go. Okay. Who needs who needs a top when you’re going to the topless… I just wanted you to visualize what’s happening here with it. We are. So here I am walking around the topless beach. But then you get a look at the back and that right there, I don’t even need to make an argument. It’s making all the argument for itself right there. Could bend over a little bit more. Okay, time’s up! Time’s up before he sells it too hard. Okay. It spoke for itself. Sciz. My grandpa’s looking down at all of you. Are you being a sciz male right now? It’s right here. It’s over here. Okay. A bikini bottom- Moldable dentures dedicated cleansing tablets. Okay. Okay. Okay. Moldable dentures. Wait, what is the brand name? They’re called moldable dentures. Oralhoe. Are you serious? Oralhoe. I’m ready whenever you are . And this says bean on it. And let’s start now. Are you, are you an oral hoe? Well, so am I . Calling all oral hoes. Come near, come far. And just come. And if you’re an oral hoe and things are starting to go sideways, all you gotta do is put this little pill in your mouth- What? No. And then all your problems will go away. Now, before you start voting… Are you okay? Let’s find out if he’s okay. What did it taste like? He didn’t swallow, I will point that out. Let’s open the polls. The results are in. This was a really tight one. Some good commentary here. It didn’t matter what Rhett had, Link made me see him in a bikini bottom. The dentures and choking was a hard watch. Mm-hmm. It is, it’s hard, yeah. In Brazil, we call those granny panties. Ha. We got a Brazilian? This round is the reason we’re gonna get demonetized. And Rhett had my vote once Link said coochie. That all being said- Sorry. The bikini bottoms, Link pulled off the win there too. Oh. Oh, come on. I mean, the votes just speak for themselves. And then Stevie also reads ’em. I thought the Oralhoe spoke for herself. Oralhoe, man. Okay. I accept. Now put push this stuff out of there. Before we get into this next one, we wanna remind you that if you would like to get this Clue game, the Mythical edition of Clue. This is an official, an official thing that we did with Clue. The only way to get that- It’s an official thing. Is to be a 3rd Degree, a 3rd Degree member of the Mythical Society. So you need to sign up for 3rd Degree quarterly or annual membership, okay. You need to go over to MythicalSociety.com and do that because it’s the only way to get it. You can’t buy it- You want it. At Mythical.com. We don’t sell it there. You gotta be a member to get it. And it’s a really cool thing. Guys, my nose is really itching now. Yeah ’cause you sniffed that thing. I know, I’m just like, why is it itching so hard? Somebody else had tried that. Somebody else had tried that on and then put that sticker back on. Or maybe they didn’t take the sticker off. Yeah, either way. Okay, my turn.? Yeah. Get rid of this stuff. Okay. Oh, that one looks heavy. This one looks flat. I feel like I gotta go with a heavy one. And this thing’s beat up. I hate the fact that there’s somebody out there waiting on their Oralhoe and it never shows up. Yup. You know. So you’re gonna be waiting forever. I mean, what does one do at that point? Oh, be careful now. What? What is that? Oh my. Is that a flashlight or a telescope? You can’t see it in front of your black shirt. Well- Hold it over here. It’s a giant flashlight that doesn’t work. I would assume- What, can I- You have to get batteries. Can I show it to you? Well, it’s mine. Or something. Oh and look, it’s got that. And you pull this open and it’ll charge with USB. Ready. I think it’s a- Go ahead. Okay. That’s not a flashlight. You are in the need in the market for a flashlight, but I’ve got one that doesn’t work. But let me tell you, if it did work, it would be so bright. You would have, you would be completely blown away how bright this flashlight would be. You wouldn’t even be able to see. I’d be shining right in your face. But you know what really, what you want is you want a big flashlight. That doesn’t even work because you want people to have the idea that you’ve got a flashlight because flashlights are about intimidating people. Stop standing up. And why are you putting it there? Ah, I’m letting the power of suggestion do its thing. Okay. Please save this label, it says. Oh, look at this. No Oil. No Oil. No Oil, silky touch, invisible pores. How do I open this up here? And this. Invisible pores. You ready? Not, let me make sure it’s, yup. Okay, I just wanna make sure that I didn’t have to remove anything else ’cause. And your time starts- Do I have a close up here for my pores? Oh yeah. I need this on my face. Okay. Now. Do you have pores? I did too until one day, I discovered No Oil for my pores. And you too you too can lose all of your pores with just a simple application of No Pore. Oh God. You see that? There’s no holes on my face anymore. No matter how close up you get. Okay, let’s open the polls. The results are in and boy, is it tight. But first, some commentary. Flashlight speech sounded like a threat. Come on, people. Did not like Rhett’s- Too aggressive. Power of suggestion. I think Rhett mistook the flashlight for another similarly named product. What? Both made me uncomfortable, I have to abstain. Crew don’t like, crew don’t like your style. No, they don’t. Let’s see. Why so sexual, barf face with four emoji reactions. Why not? Good question. And Carney said, when Rhett said 4K, you should have said Pore-K. And that got some reactions as well. But with one more vote, Rhett takes the win with the heavy-duty flashlight. Thank you, I’d like thank everybody for giving me that vote. I didn’t realize- Whoever you were. I didn’t realize that you were reading comments about my presentation. I thought they were all about Rhett. No, there was some about you. Oh. This one I didn’t read, but it says was going to vote for the pore cream until Link did whatever he did with it, sad face. I applied it. Yeah, you overapplied it. You overapplied yourself. Okay, Link, you are up to choose first in the final round. Okay, yeah- I don’t wanna be a distraction. Yeah, yeah, get, we wanna see those pores. We gotta see those pores. Here we go. There’s this. There’s… There’s only one thing in the mailbox. There’s only one. Oh no, look at that, lookie here. We got a late- Mail’s here. Oh, look at this. Sorry, I was a little late with this one. Oh, the mail guy’s here. Oh, that’s a big one, huh? Yup, big one. Oh, yeah. Okay, we can just- You know what? Thank you, we can just take it. We can just take it. Thank you. Lighter than our smallest box. Bye. Thanks, mail guy. This one. That one’s heavy. This one, it’s not a shoebox. Hmm. I’ll let you have that. So I’m gonna go with this. Scissors. Oh, yes, I’ve got some Vigoroso. Vigoroso. Nothing else in there. What is Vigoroso? Thanks and best wishes. Oh. Ooh. Dang, look, y’all. Ooh. I have got a- Vigoroso. A Vigoroso watch and it even comes with its own little tool. Tool. This might be, this might be valuable. This might be a little bit of value. This might have some value on the web. Ready? I mean, bling bling, yes. And begin. What time is it? It’s time for you to get hip to Vigoroso. This watch right here says I am rich but I don’t flaunt it. I can, well, it tells time in four different places at once. It is not have any evidence of being biometric or connecting with a phone. So this is old school- That’s the selling point. Shiny. Ended with shiny, okay. I wanted to make sure I got that in there. Old school shiny, does not connect, no biometrics. Thanks for all the selling points that you really cramped in there at the end. I mean, this is a legitimate watch though. 2017, no, number 1017. Intelligent mopping machine. So it’s a Roomba, it’s a wet Roomba. Intelligent mopping machine. Does it chase the Roomba around? ‘Cause you want a Roomba first. Oh. Got all types of stuff. It’s got a little squirt bottle in here. Dunno exactly how it works. Okay. It looks as cheap as- Okay. All get out. And begin. Hey, you, yeah, you, the dumb mopping machine. That’s right. You are the dummy that’s always mopping up your floors. Why do that when there’s an intelligent mopping machine? The intelligent choice is for you to sit back and enjoy your favorite sitcoms. TGIF. That stands for thank goodness it’s Friday. And that’s when it’s Friday and we sit back and we enjoy the sitcoms and we put down the intelligent mopping machine. For linoleum and wood and anything that’s smooth. It’s shiny. You got me. Yeah. You got me with shiny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if I was voting, it’d be a toss up because we both said shiny. Shiny at the end. And still neither one of you talking really to the Mythical crew who’s voting, but let’s open the polls. You sold hard, man. Yeah, boy, I gotta, it’s, 30 seconds is all you got. You gotta sell it. The results are in, turns out no one liked when you called them dumb. Yeah, yeah. And Link won with the gold watch, which means he takes the whole game today, which means- You called everybody dumb. Yeah. I saw that. Yeah, because they’re all mopping themselves when they can have an intelligent mopping machine. Hey, idiot, listen to me. Link, you get to choose any of the unclaimed package items to take home as your prize. Well, I’ll take the Oralhoe, even though I don’t remember what it is. It’s a denture set that Rhett put in his mouth. Yeah, bad call, brother. Oh, yup, that is what it was. Bad call. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Shiny. 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